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Acidbath:


Op out of deep pains has reported my comment for deleting. They can't take what they dish out.

Lol I haven't reported anyone on nairaland ever.
You comment must have been very stupid.

1Sharon:
There is nothing spectacular about white women.

speak for yourself.

mckinnel:
Drop Whatsapp contact , update will expire anytime from midnight.
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If your mind no carry am free am abeg
You must have Blockchain account,PC and stable network.

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PoliteActivist:
Spot on my ass.
Girls like you FOR A REASON. One of the reasons maybe because you are surrounded by expensive classy stuff - money! The liking is as genuine as any other liking and can easily turn to genuine love!

It can never turn to genuine love... don't lie to yourself.

Moh247:
Best feeling ever if you enjoy dominating them especially those who ordinarily don't rate you

The thrills you get bossing them around far outweighs that lovey Dovey romantic crap

To experience such , book a date with top class escort or model waaay out of your league just for cruise and compare it with the regular ups and down unstable unpredictable love based relationship

Ever wondered why Dangote is single, or why Donald Trump isn't with his first love?

Ever wondered why Ellon musk and CR7 are happier with just a girlfriend instead of a commited relationship like marriage


.

Bro it can't be sweeter than a girl who is completely into you....way more than you are into her, because you are paying her not with money but with your attention, as long as you remain out of love with her, you'll dominate and control her more than that paying for pussie crap.

Moh247:




Always seperate your finances from all relationship wether platonic or intimate relationship

Money changes everything

Unfurnately most successful men don't give a fvck if you like them or not as long as you play your end of the bargain with your vagina and make yourself available they are good

Infact Na girl wey no like you dey sweet fvck pass, as you have this funny feeling that your money paid for all her extra niceness and fake love


.

your last paragraph, how does it feel sweet to know that they are only nice because of your money.
Don't lie to yourself bro, that doesn't feel good.

Eye candy.
I just hope they are not feminist.

uniquetechng:
Don't believe or trust Americans , they are masters in mind games.

US keep developing dangerous weapons without announcing or making details public.

Remember US annual defence budget is $750m annually while that of Russia is $56m , so what do you think America do with $750m defence budget annually ? Yeah building unclassified weapons.

Till this day no one knows the bomb US used in Hiroshima, not even the Russians can tell.

Billion dollars you mean?

fadilaMaikiriki:
Do men's ass shake? I'm female.

Will the squats help?

it's going to build muscle in your bum making it tighter and stronger so it doesn't shake as much.

Me I like that type of bum on a woman, the one wey dey shake like water...it's why I asked if you are a man because only a man should be worried about bum shaking....it's actually attractive in a woman.

fadilaMaikiriki:
Good day all!
Please, I really need help with my ass. Whenever I walk, it shakes or should I say vibrate/moves. No matter what I wear underneath, it ends up shaking. Sometimes, I'll have to wear two tight underwears, still it shakes/moves, but not as much as when I put on one. I have tried to stop this, no way. Sometimes, I have to walk slowly so that it won't move, but for how long, before I'll just switch to normal walking pace.
Sometimes, I take bike to just a nearby place that won't take more than five minutes trek, so that I can avoid trekking, which results to my ass moving. I just don't know what to do, honestly. This is so embarrassing. It draws unnecessary attention to me, which I don't like at all. Some people, their eyes will just be fixated on them, or making some embarrassing comments behind you.

Please, I really need help. I want you all to help me. If there's anything I can do, eat, drink or wear so that this can stop, I'm ready to do them. Is there anyone that has been in this kind of situation before, how were you able to remedy it? Thanks

squats.
Are you male or female?

GOTVee:
Even though I'm a born again Christian, I would like to remind my Christian brothers nationwide that voting Peter Obi is a wrong decision because he is an anti-christ. He demolished so many churches during his time in Anambra and the Akwuzu Sars killings hangs on his head till date. The holy spirit revealed to his Highness Father Mbaka about the man called Obi and he warned us to be mindful of such a man. God forbid we have him as president. Let's unite with other Nigerians and vote for anyone else but Peter Obi.

It shall never be well for you and your family. Amen. Born again Christian indeed.

Lol.
Nairaland trolls will turn you into a vayulent person, see as person wey come in peace done dey show her own vayulence.

Nice one.

espn:
Okay...where you coming from?

Ph

I'm looking for someone to accommodate me for a month, so I can find a good accommodation for myself, and ofcourse I'd pay.

DM if interested
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JBriel:
Let me help you. Look for apartments you can rent and pay rentals monthly. I.e 25,000-40,000 Naira per month.

Can I see 10k to 15k monthly?

I'm looking for someone to accommodate me for a month, so I can find a good accommodation for myself, and ofcourse I'd pay.

DM if interested
Number in my siggy.

Totilopussylick:


Meanwhile over here in Germany.

One piece goes for #2euro #5cent

I'm thinking of exporting dried peppered snail, would it move over there?

Hope you are not a bitter feminist?
Don't let the evening newspapers influence you.

Make sure you use protection sha....a lot of evening newspapers are carriers.

Older women would fvck with guys your age if you be yahoo boy wey done cash out!

You are just looking for someone to tell you that going back to your ex isn't a terrible idea.

It is.

BoredBerry:
I wanted to make sure she's not a pick-me

what is bad if she is a "pick me" I'd definitely pick her.

Mix small cold water with the raw pap/custard so it becomes like a paste. Boil very hot water, make sure to open the lid of the kettle for 3 sec immediately you bring it down from fire so small steam can escape....then close it back, pour slowly and stir.

BoredBerry:
Okay... But it's you... Girls who wear makeup are cool... We have preferences... Just do you

Did she tell you to join her in wearing no makeup? Aproko.

BoredBerry:
It's true...

In School... At home... In church... They would speak their language to make you feel left out... Even If they aren't discussing you...

They are just speaking the language because they like to speak it, not because they want You to feel left out, you are responsible for how you feel.

BoredBerry:
Damn!

Your neighbours... Men? Or women? Or both?

Igbo people do it alot...

come! Be kiafu!
You had to bring Igbo people into this.

virginprincess:
Good for her but i don't like when ladies do this publicly,we have many predators and rapists everywhere,if you're a virgin pls keep it to yourself,most nigerians don't like good things they can deliberately do harm to someone out of jeasous and hatred.

says someone with virgin boldly written in her moniker.

A woman who is fighting to get your commitment is a woman in love, once she has your commitment, relationship or marriage "love" slowly fades.

Fvck boys get the best out of women by making them feel commitment is possible but they always keep it out of their reach.

This man is proof there is an alternate universe and in this universe things are cheap.