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Robertgreene1:
And this is coming from a so called male!!!.

What nonsense!!!

To be able to think we have to risk offending - Jordan Peterson

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Did you not read her statement?
Stop talking out of context pls..

carry your drama Comot for this thread...your opinion is not needed.

MadamVanessa:



My sugar daddy is very funny and he's so handsome and he was so lucky to have come from a wealthy home.

His money is funny!!! You know how almost anything a big man does you find it cool and funny, na the money they funny no be you sugar daddy.

Lol...e go cause quarrel for Russia

I noticed guys develop their sense of humour from two ways.
1. From a rough and poor childhood or upbringing, someone who basically grew up in harsh conditions. They develop a sense of humour because its the only thing that makes them not loose their mind, it helps them cope with their condition if they learn to see the funny side of things. Using Nigeria as a case study there is a relation between the decrease in standard of living and the rise and popularity of comedy skit. Go figure.

2. To compensate for their deficiency in looks, Now I'm not saying there are no Funny fine guys, the few fine funny guys you may see would have a very rough and poor background.
Our goal as a species is to reproduce and we k now women are the sexual selectors, so what a guy lacks in looks or good genes, he would have to compensate with something else like money, power and funny, but we are focusing on the FUNNY. A lot of not so good looking guys would turn to jesters to entertain the female for access to vagina.

Name 1 fine Funny comedian and I'll mention 10 Funny comedians.

Bobmarie:
Rest what? Go find something worthwhile to do instead forever gossiping about women and how to handle them. Where are your balls?

Dumb obsessed things.

drink water and rest...

Bobmarie:
The fact that these guys gave themselves a name is so lame and childish.

‘Redpillers’. You all are so obsessed with women, it’s embarrassing.

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Deborah98:
Redpillers will be like come off it jare. Don't fall for her and I'll be asking myself who then are those ones in my dms asking for my number and location. A good number of them are here on Nland forming rubbish. My sweet broda Biko don't think much,if you love her then go ahead and ask her out but don't bring up the kiss of a thing so it won't look like that's what brought you close. Don't be a redpiller online and a simp offline as majority do here

True redpillers are the minority, so of course guys would be in your DM tbose simps who are the majority, the minority redpillers are trying to emancipate those in your DM from SIMPlicity!!!
Please call out any "redpillers" preaching redpill and simping in your DM, when I mean simping I mean guys doing the most for your attention, because it's not a crime for a guy to be in your DM, redpillers don't hate women.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Stop acting like a kid pls..it's embarrassing..a lady kissing you doesn't mean she's into you..
Is this the first time a lady walked up to you and kissed you..it's very normal..

Just greetings nothing else..

werey..

Call now!!

Dmacqh:
Ok Sir . You win.
It’s people like that aren’t straightforward that are men problem.
Same way , you go straight to ashawo , she needs money , you need Bleep . Business straight.
And your type are the ones that will invite a girl and start pleading to fvck , if they girl doesn’t agree , you start promising her heaven and earth .
Continue Mr Traffic warden aka Signal indicator or sign reader .
Someday you will misinterpret a signal and either it results to slap on you or you molest the girl .

Say whatever you want I have passed my message, women are not direct with their advances because society frowns at a sexually expressive woman...don't be too proud to learn, just in case of next time so them no go see you as jjc

Dmacqh:
Sometimes I wonder the relationship between man and woman who aren’t related by blood or dating but choose to deceive themselves in the form of “ my friend , bestie “ etc .
There should be boundaries . It’s people like you that make busy guys look less caring .
Her fiancé is busy in the military checkpoints , you are busy turning your room to studio , next we will start hearing soundtrack . Continue .
If your partner isn’t your bestie , only you know what you are doing in the relationship.
Any girl I’m with together , that’s not my blood or for business is either we are dating or fvcking. Any other thing is deceiving yourself .
A female course mate once told me , she wants to come my house and read, I just laughed and told , no . She asked why I told her , doesn’t she have a boyfriend , she started blabbing, I told her I don’t stay with girls in my room , since we aren’t dating we should be fvcking . If she wants to read with me , let’s go to open place like eatery , library, garden or class . She was angry ( later she decoded and came around to offer the cochie ) though her own was to chop and clean mouth .
So as a guy be vocal and straightforward . You aren’t a traffic warden to be reading signals .

Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called plausible deniability look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

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AmancalledGod:
Guy nah human beings full here nothing like robots, just that 98% of people here there head no correct.

but why their head no correct? E be like na here most of the mad people for Nigeria gather dey.

When I'm on nairaland I imagine every moniker is a robot or something else...when I hear stories of people dating on here e be me like film cos nothing seems real here....to me e be like computer generated metaverse for cruise .

Jennyclay:
Mr Man go and work and stop blaming people for your misfortunes.

Our so called pastors here in Nigeria are real hustlers and business is really striving for me.

Go hustle and build your church, collect tithes, seeds, first fruit, offerings and buy yourself a private jet.

Stop hating on pastors business men hustle.

drink water

I was watching the series OZARK, and I realized that the best place to launder money is in the churches because most people especially in this part of the world avoid investigation of churches.

If you build a big church now, watch how many big fraudsters and politicians would offer you big money to wash dirty money through your church for them....some wealthy pastors don't survive on only tithes and offerings, the make money laundering money for fraudsters, drug barons and corrupt politicians.

Mophor:
Issokay!!!

U no go like mk u dy do anal? Based on say u wan CUM and u no wan dy responsible for belle or pikin nor gt STD after all na mk u sha CUM

Anal worse pass sec, na there be home of std, you no know say gay people spread HIV pass

DrFunmisticGlow:
Get a Fleshlight.

I don't masturbate either..

I don't enjoy condoms at all, e no dey sweet me , e just be me like waste of energy. and I cannot go raw, I de fear infection and HIV too much.

I never ready to marry now and I don't trust the women of today to be faithful so I can't go raw with them either.

I just weak....life is unfair.

E be like you like wowo girls.

If you no want collect money from her, when next when comes give her money tell her to buy something for herself and trust me she'll stop giving you.....ode na pride go kill you, your problem no be say she dey give you money na the amount she dey give you dey worry you....if she increase am to 20k you go dey talk shii.

The Truth be say you are broke and she dey help your life if you get better work dey drive better car dey live for your own apartment dem no born am well give you that money, she dey give you cos she know say you need am.

BoredBerry:
Another insecure man...

Where were you when Nairaland men were sharing their tips to date their many girlfriends on Val day?

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Stargurl20:
But na men teach gurlz this thing na.

Na lie o

Wetin girls dey do now na to block other people from viewing their status except the person wey dem wan post as valentine...after you done view am, dem go block you from viewing status post boyfriend number 2...for you mind you feel like say she dey show you off....my brother if she post you make she leave am till the 24 hours finish...

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Ofadaman:
You didnt turn her into what she wasn't before, women will naturally seek for someone or something to blame for the evils they love doing.

This is why the bad boiz get all the girls (even the acclaimed good girls) ,because people can easily say it's the guy that spoilt her, but ideally women love to do bad things, they just want to be absorbed of the guilt that comes with it.

This is what I've been trying to let people know, women are rebels at heart but don't want the societal consequences of being a rebel so they stick to the bad boy rebel because people would say he is the one who spoilt or deceived her...and she can claim a victim.

Anniemae:
He's gay..nothing you won't tell me.
There's nothing to glorify when you hurt a human being..

I agree that hurting someone is bad but that doesn't make him gay stick to the issue..we've all hurt someone at least once in our lives even you sef e get some guys wey you for done disappoint after dem spend money for you.