CandyOps:


Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

So true

FERNANDEZISBACK:

This is a relationship expert..I give you 2/10..
1 for your confidence..1 for your weirdness..

Do that to any lady and get a resounding slap..
But this your comment sounds hilarious...

Rubbish Grammar without Weight

fof1:


Rubbish Grammar without Weight

Thanks..

FERNANDEZISBACK:

This is a relationship expert..I give you 2/10..
1 for your confidence..1 for your weirdness..

Do that to any lady and get a resounding slap..
But this your comment sounds hilarious...

I was going to say this. Sounds quite invasive and rapey!

I'd be so so mad if a male friend tried to kiss me.

Thinking about it sef offends me..

SoapQueen:


I was going to say this. Sounds quite invasive and rapey!

I'd be so so mad if a male friend tried to kiss me.

Thinking about it sef offends me..

That's how those boys really are..quite disgusting..

Pasima:
Good morning everyone, please I need your suggestion on this situation.

I have a female friend who always shares things with me. She tells me everything about her and I also told her mine. She is in a relationship about to enter marriage but she is not certain she will marry the guy because he is in the force.

But I am falling in love with her, she comes to my house we watch film together and eat together. We snap pics together, she even sat on my laps to snap pics. I felt like telling her that I love her and I want her as my girlfriend but I am scared she might get angry with me then on second thought I was thinking maybe she was waiting for me to say the word.

What do you guys think?

See mumu, sat on ur lap nd snap pics...ur lap don bcom chair bah....sha do softly, her fiance na force....ok na.

The babe dey carry you pass time...get that into your thick skull!

You are her plan B!!!

Done and dusted on todays profit. Check my signature

You be better ashawo man

CandyOps:


Nah bro she's not in love. She's hoping you have the balls to make a move and shift her pants.

Next time, ask her to come sit on your laps you wanna ask her a question. Then if she does... Ask her the last time she kissed. Say that while licking your lips slowly.. move your face closer to hers and see if she is receptive.

If she lets you kiss her make your move..

P.s Use protection and don't let your guys know about this because - you remember that guy wey army flog for being a bestie to his babe? Yes that's why.

Sometimes babes just want to chop and clean mouth too. Some guys don't seem to get that

Please say no to temptation.

dayoscape:
You don too slow...
As a normal guy...you don't allow a babe to cling on you like that on the bases of just been friends...feelings will come in place

It's either you tell her your mind or stop the friendship

Or use the bestie format and knack nonsense comot for her body...simple

una own no pass to dey knack nonsense comot for person body , you wey be the knacker wetin dey comot for your body

Dmacqh:
Sometimes I wonder the relationship between man and woman who aren’t related by blood or dating but choose to deceive themselves in the form of “ my friend , bestie “ etc .
There should be boundaries . It’s people like you that make busy guys look less caring .
Her fiancé is busy in the military checkpoints , you are busy turning your room to studio , next we will start hearing soundtrack . Continue .
If your partner isn’t your bestie , only you know what you are doing in the relationship.
Any girl I’m with together , that’s not my blood or for business is either we are dating or fvcking. Any other thing is deceiving yourself .
A female course mate once told me , she wants to come my house and read, I just laughed and told , no . She asked why I told her , doesn’t she have a boyfriend , she started blabbing, I told her I don’t stay with girls in my room , since we aren’t dating we should be fvcking . If she wants to read with me , let’s go to open place like eatery , library, garden or class . She was angry ( later she decoded and came around to offer the cochie ) though her own was to chop and clean mouth .
So as a guy be vocal and straightforward . You aren’t a traffic warden to be reading signals .

Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called plausible deniability look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

the gal dat sat on my laps got my dick years ago,,,,enough green light for sex ...wise up man but be careful of that army personnel ooo

czarr:
Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called plausible deniability

look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

Ok Sir . You win.
It’s people like that aren’t straightforward that are men problem.
Same way , you go straight to ashawo , she needs money , you need Bleep . Business straight.
And your type are the ones that will invite a girl and start pleading to fvck , if they girl doesn’t agree , you start promising her heaven and earth .
Continue Mr Traffic warden aka Signal indicator or sign reader .
Someday you will misinterpret a signal and either it results to slap on you or you molest the girl .

Dmacqh:


Ok Sir . You win.
It’s people like that aren’t straightforward that are men problem.
Same way , you go straight to ashawo , she needs money , you need Bleep . Business straight.
And your type are the ones that will invite a girl and start pleading to fvck , if they girl doesn’t agree , you start promising her heaven and earth .
Continue Mr Traffic warden aka Signal indicator or sign reader .
Someday you will misinterpret a signal and either it results to slap on you or you molest the girl .

Say whatever you want I have passed my message, women are not direct with their advances because society frowns at a sexually expressive woman...don't be too proud to learn, just in case of next time so them no go see you as jjc

czarr:
Say whatever you want I have passed my message, women are not direct with their advances because society frowns at a sexually expressive woman...don't be too proud to learn, just in case of next time so them no go see you as jjc

Thank you Sir. Honesty not society works for me , besides I don’t even think it’s an honorable award for me to be known as Mr Womaniser aka Women decoder .
My father taught me to be honesty .
It gives me peace of mind .

dayoscape:
You don too slow...
As a normal guy...you don't allow a babe to cling on you like that on the bases of just been friends...feelings will come in place

It's either you tell her your mind or stop the friendship

Or use the bestie format and knack nonsense comot for her body...simple

abeg bro i need that bestie format

Op try your luck, if she react as in get angry just turn it into joke, but if she accept.....eat her No Look Back!

Brother, there have been several cases of force men using excessive force unnecessarily. You might think it's a free world but don't you think there might be a forceful confrontation if the force man trails her to your abode?

Oh

Straff the lady, man.

Then tell her how pleasant it is to not think conventionally. convince her how much fun it is to have her sexual urges satisfied without having to think about marriage.

Pasima:
Good morning everyone, please I need your suggestion on this situation.

I have a female friend who always shares things with me. She tells me everything about her and I also told her mine. She is in a relationship about to enter marriage but she is not certain she will marry the guy because he is in the force.

But I am falling in love with her, she comes to my house we watch film together and eat together. We snap pics together, she even sat on my laps to snap pics. I felt like telling her that I love her and I want her as my girlfriend but I am scared she might get angry with me then on second thought I was thinking maybe she was waiting for me to say the word.

What do you guys think?

Okobo

[quote author=BoredBerry post=110464822] Let me be honest... She might not like you... You might open up and ruin your relationship with her...

Steel your heart... Okay?

This might be the beginning of the end...

Maybe she's lonely... God knows how many guys I've been really close to just because I was in need of their friendship...






Well,you can't really tell the mind of a female cos the depth is so deep. I once had a close friend I fell for who was with someone.i couldn't talk to her cos I don't wanna lose my friendship but it turned out she wanted a relationship. She later blamed me for ignoring her and I was left frustrated. Girls are mysterious in their ways.

tydi:


My friend (candidlady)

For your mind now your small head fit carry colorado

Where?

Candidlady:



The fact you didn't get the joke in my first line tells a lot bout you!!!

Yeah iam ignorant enlighten me...


The arms on shoulder part

Kai


allah yajikansa

How does him not getting your cringeworthy word play tell anything about him? It only tells that he doesn’t know Vin Diesel.

Candidlady:



Hi perv



You got a sister ?

Yes candid i do and she doesn't sit on my lap. Anyways, candid i noticed how toxic and angry you're, especially towards men on this platform. I believe you've got your heart broken. However, you can experience true love and finally see that not all men are as bad as you think. I have also experienced alot of heartbreaks from your gender but i don't go around spreading hatred and bitterness against your gender. I believe what you need is someone to love and understand you. Well, i believe I can make you feel loved again besides we both have alot in common. I see you're stoner, well so am i. Lemme know if you're interested

Idonweak:


Yes candid i do and she doesn't sit on my lap. Anyways, candid i noticed how toxic and angry you're, especially towards men on this platform. I believe you've got your heart broken. However, you can experience true love and finally see that not all men are as bad as you think. I have also experienced alot of heartbreaks from your gender but i don't go around spreading hatred and bitterness against your gender. I believe what you need is someone to love and understand you. Well, i believe I can make you feel loved again besides we both have alot in common. I see you're stoner, well so am i. Lemme know if you're interested

Nagode for em words


Do have a lovely day

I b Ashawo.

czarr:
Oga na you no code wetin the babe dey tell you, girls no go dey direct like men she no go tell you say she wan come nack, what she did by telling you she wants to come read in your house is same thing as her saying she wants to fvck its called [b]plausible deniability [/b]look it up....for your mind you be straight to the point man but she done see say you no get experience and you don't know how women communicate....

Absolutely!! You Must be a Fan of 'Eric Von...'

ravensckar:
The answer isn't far fetched nau; she got her indoctrinations from the Internet.

She started posting and acting out all that feminist crap.

people go to the internet to seek information that validates their current state of mind. If the op had started a romantic relationship with her instead of friend zoning her, am 80 % sure she wouldn’t have ended up a feminist.

pretydiva:
Shoot your shot

Pretty I want to shoot my shot at you, I am in love with you. Hit me up on WhatsApp let talk more