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[quote author=careytommy37 post=87115551][/quote]yeah bro laugh
Maybe if you laugh real hard, she'll fly in from south africa and touch your peniis

Martinez39s:
@czar

Lol. What you witnessed wasn't a conspiracy by women intended to draining your resources. It was simply and obviously a sales strategy. Even a businessmen do that a lot.

okay bro.

At that moment tho, it felt that way.
But i agree with you.

I'm a simple man, i see ass, i press like....right?

Have you guys notice how most women try to shame men into lowering their standards just not to appear shallow?....like they do this all the time.

As a guy i am attracted to big booty and light skin ladies....women around me try to make me feel bad for this...any time a big booty lady passes by i turn and have a look...and other women give me disgusting looks..

Some give unsolicited advice...telling me that i should look at womens heart and not ass and boobs,and how inner beauty is all that matters.

Why dont they open their legs to guys with "inner money"

Martinez39s:
It's still a sales strategy. She thought you are such a simp that your girlfriend could manipulate into spending any amount. If that was so, convincing your girlfriend to go for something expensive will boost her profit. I am surprised that you couldn't figure this out. Are you sure you have done business or hustled for money before?

well, she thought wrong...

Abfinest007:
there is time for everything.be ready b4 u ask a girl out

be ready for what exactly?

Be ready to spend all my money on whatever is on sale for a woman?
I'm sure you think you said something smart...

XhosaNostra:
I'm not the one insulting old ladies, you are...which means my mom did a far better job instilling values than yours

ok very nice lady.

You know how girls always excuse hypergamy with the excuse that if they stick with a broke guy....he would still leave them to someone better when the money comes....

What they dont tell you is that they were not loyal during the course of the 'broke' relationship, and guys are not stupid they know this, they see it, but sometimes poverty can make a guy tolerate some things....cos its always good to have a standby pussie when you are broke.....

Girls would stay with a broke guy with prospect...cheat on him,get caught and he 'forgives' her...for standby pussee.
and ofcourse she thinks he is weak and she still cheats and does so more carefully this time.

And she is suprised when he gets money that he dumps her...99% of guys would not dump a girl LOYAL to him in his wilderness days.

XhosaNostra:
My poor mother

I'll let that one slide (by not insulting your own mother) because I was raised better

no u were not

Such a nice lady

Blakjewelry:
Lol maybe she wants your babe to chop your money wella

...Yes o....some think its a sales strategy i think its a combination of both.

crackkhaus:
She was just trying to upsell, a strategy to increase more profit.

They do this more to people who go in with little kids by suggesting something more expensive which they know little children will love to taste.
The child will just do the rest of the work by dragging/embarrassing their mom/dad to buy it.

that is different....she was not suggesting it for me rather for my gf....and i was the one paying....if she suggested it to me that would be a different things.

So i hand her my atm..and she looked at my gf suggesting different expensive things to her...thats weird and suspicious.

dawnomike:
Well, the lady was just doing her job

its really not the first time this is happening.

And guys dont do this, is it that guys dont know how to do their job?

JewelDiamond:
Lazy men everywhere. From gold digging to draining. Ordinary suggestion.
Common pizza

ok

XhosaNostra:
That's a sales strategy, it has nothing to do with draining your imaginary "resources" lol. Your GF is as stupid as you are

Yo mother is stupid hoe

I love u tho

Riele:
Why can't I stop grinning ? .

I love her already .

Lol
Funny child

I always suspected that women have like an unwritten agreement to drain men of our resources.

You know how you ask a girl out to a restaurant and she comes along with her gang of hungry hyenas ...this is common.

But has anyone here experienced what i am about to share?

Went to kilimanjaro with my girlfriend to have snack and the female cashier started suggesting pizza and other things to my girl with a wicked smile across her face....i could just sense her wicked plan.

She was an older lady and unmarried, she probabbly hates men and is happy seeing a mans resources drained....and ofcourse my gf is smarter than that and we laughed about it.

So tell me guys what are your thoughts?

Magnoliaa:
So why not get your answers from responsible men, who've been lovingly married for years, are doing well in other areas of the lives?

There are kinds of men. Who do well in that areas without having to manipulate ladies.

more often than not those are the kind of men manipulated by women....so no thank you...I'd rather take advice from the guy she is cheating on that guy with.

Do you remember how no girl gave you face when you were single? and suddenly you start dating this chick and all the girls seem to want you now...

Women want attention, but not the one freely given to them...they want and crave the one that they can't have, especially the one another woman has...

women are also very competitive when it comes to attention, you can see it everywhere even online when they out do themselves ruining themselves and bringing shame to their families just for attention, for likes and shares.

There is something powerfully uplifting to a woman's self esteem, when a married man gives her attention.

She thinks highly of herself that she must be something of value if a man who has vowed before God and man to be faithful to a woman can jeopardize and risk everything just to be with her, she feels powerful.

That is the appeal of married men.

In the wise words of DMX "common ma, you know I got a wife, even though that puscy good I ain't gon jeopardize my life"

Georgekyrian:
Boss like as much as many men in my circle including me had tatts and some of our girlfriends and wife now, so we're not good for parent hood and old age... Broda I don't know what to tell you because I don't know you but you may be worst type of human being to us both to people around you and bringing up children now or future. Live your life, because you'll account for it and let others live theirs, time shall tell. After all no be only me kill Jesus we plenty for there

Let me ask you this how do you handle money...

I bet you spend or waste money on what you don't really need, expensive stuffs that are reigning....money you'll have used for something else.

Right?... Tattoo women love shopping for things they don't need and waste money.... People who get tatted find it hard to save money.... Please don't get me wrong they are not bad people and yes tatted people may be better than me in so many ways.

But the decision to get tatted reveals a flaw in their personality....a guy or girl who doesn't look at the future in making decisions is heading for poverty and can't be loyal.

Georgekyrian:
Your believe your headache, if you suffer wetin we suffer as ghetto boys to get to spotlight, my Bro you go just get one be you boy or girl, na hustle carry me go Gh na thing wey my eye see make me use furstration collect my first tatt there, now I love the vibe so I flaunt it. Hate me or like me I cannot step so low to beg even my own generation can't beg. So shut your trap and pocket it.
If a woman gets a tattoo and work hard to be a billionaire CEO tomorrow, Brother even some of your pastor and Bishop go rumble after her. So is not about the tattoo is about the person bearing it and what s/he can present to the world. Kokun foundation is one of the best in Nigeria with his Tatts but full of good heart, what have you contributed to the world to be a better place with your no tattoo body if not coming online to castigate others

20 years from now..... I'll like to see how cool the tattoo looks..... I bet my left balls you'll regret that shiit....how about if you have to donate blood to a loved one real quick?... You can't donate with a tattoo... You are not the only one who has been through shit...you have no strength of will and impulse control to make the right decisions...it has nothing to do with you being a good person or bad person....

XhosaNostra:
Thankfully, not everyone has those kind of views about tattoos, so it doesn't matter.

Of course I wouldn't marry a gambler if he has an obvious addiction to gambling. I'd marry someone that gambles responsibly though. Those are two completely different people. Gambling is not an issue for me, addiction to gambling, however, is. I have no qualms with smoking, if it's not crack etc.

Alrighty then, have a nice day.

Hahahaha you wan cash out from Papa C.

Good.

XhosaNostra:
OMG, you're being ridiculous right now! They don't make good wives because they lack foresight? What study, survey or statistic are you getting all these "facts" from? Now I'm curious what you think of tattooed guys. Are they also unmarriageable?

You didn't answer my question.

But I'll answer yours...because this is not a gender war.

It goes both ways... If you had taken time to read you'll see where I said this.

Answer my question.

XhosaNostra:
I heard another bespectacled lunatic spewing those exact same words somewhere. The funny thing is, all the women that have done horrendous things like running over their husbands 20 times with a car etc, didn't have even a fullstop on their bodies, in ink. Psychos are the bible thumping ones who might look "normal" at 1st glance, until you piss them off & end up a funny smell in the closet

I caught the subtle jab there... I guess there is another lunatic like me... It may surprise you that we the 'lunatics' have more peace at home

....there is a saying "na from mess dem dey take know how shit go be"....i don't know where you are from but that means that you can look at present actions to deduce future actions...

.women who have tattoos are not bad people or evil people don't get me wrong.... In fact they may very well have great personalities.

They may even be Christians or really nice people. But they don't make a good wife. Because of their lack of foresight which has shown itself in their decision to get a tattoo...

apart from skin cancer how would you look with the tattoo of your youth when you are old?...and when it's no longer cool...

an impulsive woman or man with no foresight of the repercussion of his or her decision can't be LOYAL....they would cheat on you on a whim.

Answer me this:
Can you marry a smoker or a gambler?
Bearing in mind that non smokers and non gamblers do even worst things.

The truth is that you probably started talking about your future together or about Babies or you wanted to meet his sisters or Family....

But he just wanted a booty call..... Maybe you asked him how many kids he would like to have, or what state he wants to settle down....

Or you want to introduce him to your friends or family...where you pestering him to go to church or save money?....

he probably likes you and may have even grown to love and marry you if you have been chill and let him push things forward himself....

That's assuming you did all or some of the things I mentioned here...

Men hate pressure. We like to feel in control and not pressurized to early in a relationship, it scares and confuses a guy, even if it's something he plans to do, he may begin to second guess it.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. It reminds me of something one guy said about his journey to find a wife. Says he met a cute girl that "looked a lil' hood" with a tiger tattoo on her thigh. He says his 1st thought was, "She must have gone through some thangs to have a tiger tattooed on her thigh". That cracked me up. No wonder people always assume tattooed women are nuts. Warris dis?

Tattooed women are damaged goods. They have no impulse control...and they like to live in the present.
They are sexy,fun and wild in bed which is good in the short run. Never, I repeat never wife or date for the long run.

NaijaDonCast:
if you want to win pvnani world cup without facing germany, try chook your mouth for left breast nipples, and border where them no wan open go turn to portal unto porting portugal

Guy you burst my brain with this yarn

Fine boy never complete if you no get lamba for mouth.

Swagger and sweet mouth join fine boy na corona virus for where women dey o, na so them go dey catch ur virus.

victorian:
Yea I simply like him but not that deep.
He looks successful, calm , drives a Prado . He also looks like a mummy's boy even though he has other elder brothers.
I don't know if he was born with a silver spoon but yes he went to a private university , he works and he's into other buisnesses as well.

His brothers are more than his sisters . He's the last guy amongst the guys. And him and his immediate elder brother live in the same estate.

He's the quiet type and a beard gang for that matter.

I thought beard gang guys are bold and capable with women but it seems this one is the opposite.

Why do u ask these questions?

he is probably closer to his sisters.

He needs to put himself in a position where his survival is dependent on his ability to socialize and to be confrontational.

It's called the death ground strategy. Long story

victorian:
Read what I said to bigDhap.

Mehn I give up on his case. But it's amusing and strange .

First time ever to. Experience such in my life time

You seem to really like this guy.
Quick question.

Was he born with a silver spoon?

Did he attend a private university?

Is he a mummy's boy?

Does he have lots of sister's?

Petyprincess:
You never ready when you reach dicknopause we go see your post seeking for a lady to marry on nairaland!

Dicknopause? No such thing.

Read a lot of red pill content
When you stop looking at women as angels capable of doing no wrong...only then would you be free.