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 Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by D1KeleVra(m): 7:59pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
I go soon slap those shades commot.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mhen! Kelevra's Revenge Thread dun Land; All Of una go Hear Am! by D1KeleVra(op): 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
A Nigerian named Clemeningitis. Found 'himself' in conditions so freezing that 'he' couldn't get 'his' key into the lock of 'his' vehicle 'he decided to use some ingenuity by blowing warm air into the lock. Unfortunately, 'his' lips touched the freezing metal and locked to it. 'He' was trapped in that posture for twenty minutes, until continual hot breathing loosed 'his' chilled lips. At a party Romade goes up to D1KeleVra and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." KeleVra replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by D1KeleVra(m): 7:13pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
in order to avid job avoidance hia is d organogram |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by D1KeleVra(m): 7:10pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Thief - Wealth Distribution OfficerSTUDIO GO REJOICE! |
| Politics › Re: Homosexuals Storm National Assembly by D1KeleVra(m): 7:06pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
@ Post/Topic/Poster I THINK U MEANT TO SAY "gays STORM NATIONAL ASSEMBLY" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
| Why u dey shout? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 6:56pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
 Hows that book going? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 6:55pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Oh! You mean like Steven Wonder?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Dani's Childhood Days by D1KeleVra(m): 6:54pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Jail! |
| Forum Games › Re: What Do You Think The Person Above You Should Advertise? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:53pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Lennards n Bata cutshoe. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 6:52pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Tym: Abeg Make U Show Urselves by D1KeleVra(m): 6:43pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 6:42pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
oh ok. sorry! Hope say Romade never enter labor? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Do Not Click. . . . . . by D1KeleVra(m): 6:42pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
see this ugly iron specs! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 6:40pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
No mention my name with Clemeningitis in the same breath abeg. crazykid:Clem can't hep u! I won't help u. You can starve for all i care. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade And The Earthworm by D1KeleVra(m): 6:37pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
7pm don nearly nack o! u go fall for gutter o! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Kate And Biola (grammatical Errors) by D1KeleVra(m): 6:36pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: This will Make You Smile by D1KeleVra(m): 5:58pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Move jo! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:57pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
How are u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 5:56pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
No thank u im already an architect.  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 5:55pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
clemcykul:Super Stoory! Na nylon u wan use? Na so ur state don reach? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Should Mummy Eat Junior Instead Of Garri? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:51pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Dirty house maids! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 5:50pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Why are u telling me ur state of mental condition? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Jealuxxxys |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Its getting dark Sylve, remove the sun shades. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: People Of Earth by D1KeleVra(m): 5:47pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
clemcykul: Wetin u dey try do? |
| Forum Games › Re: What Type Of Animal Does The Nairalander Above You Represent And Why? by D1KeleVra(m): 5:44pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
Dead fish! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by D1KeleVra(m): 5:43pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
U dey choke? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 5:42pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
@Ben Correct! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by D1KeleVra(m): 5:41pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
clemcykul:Chai! Chineke! No! Poison! *Stones plate at Clem, runs and jumps out thru the window, falls and rolls on the ground like a Navy Seal, gets up and jumps over the fence, hails the next cab and goes to the airport* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Mehn, Na Die I Dey . Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 5:38pm On Mar 16, 2009 |
clemcykul:Old hairless orangutan! |
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