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Abeg make hin keep him comment for pocket, I no wan all the letters and pictures to fall commot this web page. _{The mouth to dey smell.}

anoda what?

Mai Gida

@Sam/Topic
Why u dey beg Clem? I know say i no dey here the time wey all that one happened but Clem na tatafo, u needn't explain and apologize.

@Posts
Nice pics.

A village family are visiting a Abuja for the first time.

The father, Crazykid, and son, Ben are in the hotel lobby when they spot an elevator.

"Wetin be that papa?" Ben asked.

"I never see thin kin thing O!" Replied Crazykid.

Seconds later an old frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cain, waits for the doors to open and gets in.

Crazykid and Ben, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a beautiful 20 year old busty lady, Toks. 

Crazykid looks at Ben and says "Abeg go call ur mama tytylayor"   

Person don tif Sylve's glasses!

sylve11:
gbam!

You fall? Hope say ur shade don break?

NDLEA Boss _{the arrested one}

Men in Black Between Your Legs

One day three ladies were driving in the middle of nowhere when their car broke down.

They got out and looked around at their surroundings.

Finally, the first lady, Lolabbey, says, "I'm gonna go look for some food."

The other two ladies say, "Why?".

"So we can eat of course." says Lolabbey.

Once Lolabbey comes back the Arramjay says, "I'm going to go get some water".

"Why" asked the other two.

"So we can drink it if we get thirsty of course".

Once Arramjay gets back the TytyLayor goes and tears off the car door, like a beast.lol

"Whats that for?" asked the other two.

" In case we get hot we can roll down the window."

romade:
dis one go just dey pose with small pikins dem rubber glass

Lolabbey:
as e no get gucci now

lololol

U go soon commot those shades. You just wait!

sylve11:
@dynamokiev,
no, u be bingo, e don tey wey i know, if na lie ask captain.

Abeg I no wan know ur Canine title! *mcheew*

What are u talking about? Did u read the topic? You just run cmot bush, come comment!

@Romade
Why?

Ok. So how much can I pay you to keep ur observations, advices and ideas to urself? Can I give u a blank check?

Leave am jor! Bully!

I said stay away from me! Whatever u have to say to me should be in a formal letter, signed and stamped by ur superintendent or supervisor, before mailed to the post office. I repeat, Stay Away From Me! Back Off!

sylve11:
lullaby stop denying ur first luv na

Chinedu go dey somewhere dey brag to himfriend's say him get loving wife. . . unknown to him.  

See how Sylve dey happy!

@Tyty! Your own don beee!

Im thinking, don't u think?

Bush People! Please don't walk with me, I don't want satellite images to be released to the general public, it would taint my reputation.

Perhaps A live Cockroach!

Na u be the teacher abi? Professor! lol them give u merit award for Yaba Left?

For ur stomach.

sylve11:
bite him hand na.

Haba! That's barbaric! Can't u just say "Please, kindly let go of me!" Then smile. You be dog, wey u wan bite person?