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Jokes Etc › Re: Grammar Tym: Abeg Make U Show Urselves by D1KeleVra(m): 2:03pm On Mar 18, 2009
sad You guys are not very friendly face-me-i-face-you neighbors.
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 1:59pm On Mar 18, 2009
Oh! Ben! sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Lol by D1KeleVra(m): 1:57pm On Mar 18, 2009
her!
Jokes Etc › Re: President Bush And The Kids by D1KeleVra(m): 1:57pm On Mar 18, 2009
Go into a public toilet, or any toilet of ur choice, don't forget to take tissue paper with u. Then begin to thinkof ur life, the tissue will come in handy. Quality advice from KeleVra!!!! In stores now! Grab yourself a copy! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Engine Trouble by D1KeleVra(m): 1:53pm On Mar 18, 2009
Clem u can sit on my lap, we could have a pleasurable 'ride' smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Constitution Ammendments by D1KeleVra(m): 1:52pm On Mar 18, 2009
@Benjamin
Please calm down. There's no need to cause any form of panic, you would make Romade leave the building thru the window on the 31st floor. Okay? Now sit down and behave urself.
Jokes Etc › Re: A Doctor And A Lawyer Met At A Party by D1KeleVra(m): 1:51pm On Mar 18, 2009
eeehn! Na wheel chair Government give am? But na on top wheel barrow I see am. Maybe hin done hail the wheel chair.
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Do Not Click. . . . . . by D1KeleVra(m): 1:48pm On Mar 18, 2009
rominiyi:
I just realised that the thread said "dont click", Naija
Ok. But what if it had said "Please Do Not Click On This Link"?
Jokes Etc › Re: This will Make You Smile by D1KeleVra(m): 1:40pm On Mar 18, 2009
Can i have a singlet too? smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: A Nigerian Chats With God by D1KeleVra(m): 1:40pm On Mar 18, 2009
Abeg no vex! But na you I ask? Eh! Abi na u be the goat?
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade The Chain Smoker- Joke by D1KeleVra(m): 1:34pm On Mar 18, 2009
sad Rent-a-ghost? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Cat Loves Rat by D1KeleVra(m): 1:33pm On Mar 18, 2009
cool Please don't stain my white shirt with this ur green lipstick, my wife go laugh me.
Jokes Etc › Re: Humorous Quotations by D1KeleVra(m): 1:31pm On Mar 18, 2009
No now, that's bilms, Im the one in the black Zara blazer and Burberry shades cool U seen me yet? Im still waving.
Jokes Etc › Re: Keleva And The Cockroach. by D1KeleVra(m): 1:28pm On Mar 18, 2009
sad

For the record, I never bit my prick off. Clem u wan shag to see if im lying? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Dani's Childhood Days by D1KeleVra(m): 1:27pm On Mar 18, 2009
Na me train am! cheesy Na my boy!
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 1:24pm On Mar 18, 2009
Off course they are! Don't u have any thing reasonable for Christ's and God's sake? If u do? You can start by telling us everything u know, which should take more than 10seconds of our time. Please feel free to begin.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Thieves! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:21pm On Mar 18, 2009
I don't believe a Chinedu or any guy go . . . like. . . dated. . .
Jokes Etc › Re: First Time by D1KeleVra(m): 1:17pm On Mar 18, 2009
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: My Nld Pals by D1KeleVra(m): 1:15pm On Mar 18, 2009
bad belles!
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade! Na Wetin U Put Der Wey U De Find by D1KeleVra(m): 1:14pm On Mar 18, 2009
Obama!
Jokes Etc › Re: Joke Section: - Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 1:12pm On Mar 18, 2009
undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: People Of Earth by D1KeleVra(m): 1:11pm On Mar 18, 2009
Please don't wink at me, I am not currently open to seductions and don't want any temptations. Im busy! Go out of my office.
Jokes Etc › Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(op): 1:08pm On Mar 18, 2009
after ova 2,000 posts we know all we can about u aramide so bite me & off with ya head



PS: no one is really angry, merely fooling around with u & i speak for all my brothas & sistas in Jokes cool
I believe somebody else is using Romades computer. . . pleaxs we would pay any ransom to get the earthworm back, just put 'it' back online.

If this is Romade speaking, then the world is a better place already. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Romade And The Earthworm by D1KeleVra(m): 1:01pm On Mar 18, 2009
Lolabbey:
u can do beta kerewa
Ok. Lolabbey the ringworm cheesy You happy?
Forum Games › Re: What Type Of Animal Does The Nairalander Above You Represent And Why? by D1KeleVra(m): 12:58pm On Mar 18, 2009
Dead cockroach cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by D1KeleVra(m): 12:56pm On Mar 18, 2009
*Gently wakes the fainted one*
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles! Answers Needed! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:55pm On Mar 18, 2009
nich:
oga D1 u said .  .  .Mercedes.  .  .
u no talk whether na 190, E class or other. so i select convertible. abi na mercedes bicycle wey get door and can fit run at 100mph?  tongue
lol. . . well its ur choice. I would just stop imagining the situation. Instead of being driven to a mental facility in a mercedes ambulance.

romade:
big tym olodos
clemcykul:
stamped
Lolabbey:
signed,stamped and sealed
If I Called u guys stupid, i would be insulting stupid people. cheesy Fashi 3-hit combo
Forum Games › Re: ╚►Will You Eva Date D Person Above U?◄╝ by D1KeleVra(m): 12:47pm On Mar 18, 2009
back to sender smiley
Forum Games › Re: Between Your Legs: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:46pm On Mar 18, 2009
drop dead gorgeous between your legs
TV/Movies › Re: Women as Prostitutes and Withches! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:07am On Mar 18, 2009
Nollywood Jor! cheesy No care whatsoever for quality.
Jokes Etc › Re: Benjamin And The Black Sponge by D1KeleVra(op): 8:23pm On Mar 17, 2009
arramyjay:
@ D1kele whtever.
Bite me. angry
For real? cheesy yum!
TV/Movies › Re: Women as Prostitutes and Withches! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:18pm On Mar 17, 2009
So?

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