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Ben20001:
I'm less concerned

lolol  

Ben20001:
dickele male, where is dickele female?

Ask Clemelecine!

*mcheew!* Smelling thing!

God forbid bad thingssss! I plead the Blood of Jesus over my laptop, my internet connection and phcn!

No not really!

clemcykul:
nice one romade.

beat it dickele and beat it for gud.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege.

Stop looking at me! I can't and won't date u.

So?

jmkbond:
studio.haba ve u forgotten 9ice song so sooon,
fotocopy ko easy

James 'Makinde' Bond

romade:
pity yaself first

clemcykul:
;d
thats ryte.

Follow, follow!!

romade:
a day without dem pop nosing is lyk a day in sick bed

Geez! So u like the pop nosing? _{I think u might have wanted to say "a day without dem pop nosing is lyk a day in heaven"}

clemcykul:
very true, though i love them that way at least they give one a reason to log on and know wats up.

i bought this for you*hands over a cellopane pack to rommie*

Amebo!

ewww! Never! I can never stick my beak in ur hole. And u will never take me alive!!! *flies away*

See dog wan feast with lion?

Who is dickele?

clemcykul:
whats funnie?

You no fit understand the irony of it na!

Don't u guys mean 'it will be a waste of emotions'? What has time got to do with this? I pit both of you.

Was that a joke?

I hope not you. Id pray and fast if it means avoiding ur helping hand.

Why are u always blocking the sidewalk with this ur fat a55?

duh! Romade?

romade:
fornicating is to tyty as adultery is to kerewa aka baba benjy

*mcheew!* I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! 

Ben no vex abeg! I just wan diss someone else 

The following, brief, conversation ensued because I offered to teach Romade how to drive:

D1KeleVra:    Romadense, Is ur trafficator on or off?
Romadense:  It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.

I no even get too.

I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

Ben did i 'dile' bottle 4 ur head?

hehehe!

Hey Tgirl! If today's ur birthday. . . Happy Birthday!! Have fun!

Olodo!

D1KeleVra:
Question: Imagine you are driving a Mercedes at 100 mph. The steering locks. The doors lock. The brakes fail. You can't get out! You're heading for a 1,000 foot cliff! What do you do?

lol. Live rat!

Sorry to disappoint, but i don't fight. Are u a tout/hoodlum? Why is fight the first thing that comes to ur mind when involved in conflict resolution?

Nope

mykali:
question. why do only 10% of women go to heaven

answer. because if they all did, it will be hell.

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[b]question. why was lolabey the doll thrown out of the toy box

answer because she always sat on pinochio's nose saying ''lie to me''

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question why is AIR a lot like SEX

answer because its no big deal . . . .unless ur not getting any.

hehehehehe! Verrry naughty!

Okay!

Ben sees his mother walk out of the shower and sees her vagina.

He asks her what it is and she embarassed replies, "Oh, that's mommy's black sponge."

A few days later, Ben spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Ben says, "It's over at TytyLayor's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"