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Lysaa, u wan know now?

Give him money to buy Vodka, not that cheap orange drink. _{Na so them treat Jay-Z and Beyonce when they came to Naija. U think say them happy?}

lol. now he's in the labour market again. . . poor guy.

@Webdezzi
take am easy o!

Pastor nor complain.

romade:
spencer can lie!

That's too true. He only found out 2yrs ago.

no mind the guy. . . he don confuse.

mmm! i very much doubt that.

MHEN! LET'S GET SOME MORE JOKES HERE LOOK WHAT I FOUND. . .

nevaaar-ar!

I'm not filling in any gaps. What do i look like? And I don't want a french kiss from Studios mad monkey. OK?

oh! so now u hangin out n slingin from branch to branch with apes? I'm happy for u.

Mhen. u guys should chill out.

Ah! Ah! Studio, u still dey? I think say Police don carry u go join goat for cell.

Guy! u can post whatever. I'm just fooling around. _{But no insults pls.}

sylve11:
Mr. Benny, no need to ask the guy that kin.da question, He knows exactly what he want and what he's doing.

Captain and his boys collected the onion from u? Gawd! i don't know what this country is becoming. civilian no come get say again.

That's just rude!

Romade is a bush child.

**sings "Let's Get Retarded"**

Ben20001:
you no well

U are a bush boy, Sylve is a bush baby.

Happy New Year!

Jakumo:
I think I can recognize some of my former associates being transported on that motorcycle. How can we be sure that they are all in fact guilty as charged ?

Don't worry, only Obama can help y'all get a fair trial. He'd come to Naija eventually n close KiriKiri, u'd be safe from then, OK? So don't fret nothin.

mheeeen! See beef! Worse than Tupac n Biggie! I wonder who'll get shot first . I can't wait tho'. hahoha!

mheeeen! See beef! Worse than Tupac n Biggie! I wonder who'll get shot first . I can't wait tho'. hehohe!

http://www.un.org/cyberschoolbus/habitat/profiles/lagos.asp

http://www.infoplease.com/ce6/world/A0828603.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lagos

Turns out. . . Lagos is one BIG, growing city.

Dani DeVinto

hehehoha! Don't copy me!

ewwwww! Gross!

@Topic
Send him to therapy.

It aint easy coming up with a top 20 cos its goin contain mostly Jay's tracks. But I'd just say Eminem's "Say goodbye to Hollywood" was hellishly tite.

From Ron White's collection:

Yo mama's so fat, every time her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat, she puts her lipsticks on with a paint roller
Yo mama's so fat, she has to wake up in sections
Yo mama's so fat, the national weather gives a name to each one of her farts
Yo mama's so ugly, they're going move Halloween to her birthday
Yo mama's so old, when she was in school, they didn't have history
Yo mama's so old, when i told her "act her own age", she died
Yo mama's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the third grade

Charlie bit my finger. . . owwww! Charlie!

Gabby!!! U try. . . . small.

Oh man! Caf, ur some character, can't stop laughing man. I think u should take a math class and become a genius or something. lol