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 Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 10:59pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
i go soon woze u |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 8:23pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said: “Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!” The passenger apologized and said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replied, “Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years…, |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 8:02pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Chykason:see this messenger. . . u just dey pump weight for nothin. . . u and ur malam oga no fit nia me. . . roaches |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:03pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father", answered the mother, "I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you." Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said, "Okay, you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time around the block." The little girl left, and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the block, so another dog is pushing her home." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:00pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that. Johnny looked up and replied, Well, Ms. Smith, you cant say you werent warned. |
| Music/Radio › Re: For Lovers Of Rock Music Only! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:01pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
^^. . . just like ur a pollution to this thread. . . BOUNCE!  1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:53pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
lol na lie i talk. . . shey u go lock the thread if she dey? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by D1KeleVra(m): 2:50pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
flexystar:lol maga never 'gree pay |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:15pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
no need for that babes. . . your very presence is an insult. . . every lit'l embarrassing cell in u  so as long as u register your presence on this thread. . . no moderator can lock or shut it down. . . your really appreciated luv |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:11pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=337066.msg5929266#msg5929266 date=1271851514]He-goats on board.  [/quote]wow! u came with ur whole family? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:16pm On Apr 21, 2010 |
Stay on Topic |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 11:03am On Apr 21, 2010 |
i'm not half the HE-goat u are |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:42am On Apr 21, 2010 |
lol. . . i don transform. . . i get horn now. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:37am On Apr 21, 2010 |
e don do jo! i don tire to dey yab. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:31am On Apr 21, 2010 |
RUBBISH!!! How u dey? |
| Forum Games › Re: Nigerian Slangs by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07am On Apr 21, 2010 |
what's maga really mean? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by D1KeleVra(m): 9:57am On Apr 21, 2010 |
papine. . . no make me laugh abeg. . . that ancient man? child abuse? |
| Music/Radio › Re: Wale - Kini Big Deal Freestyle by D1KeleVra(m): 8:07am On Apr 21, 2010 |
WALE!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by D1KeleVra(m): 8:04am On Apr 21, 2010 |
. . .why u looking at me? i ain't the captain |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by D1KeleVra(m): 11:36pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
Roach! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Student Roll Call For Anger Management 101 by D1KeleVra(m): 9:10pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
let sleeping dogs lie punk!// |
| Education › Re: Jamb Utme Result by D1KeleVra(m): 8:57pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
I guess 90% of them would get less than 150. . . too focused on swagga, versace shades and babes big head:lmao nigerians too sharp |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
na people like u suppose dey work for abattoir |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Trading Centre [Usernames For Sale!] by D1KeleVra(m): 8:44pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
^^ na the question hardened criminals like pass be this. . . ibuttocks, if i were u, i wouldn't divulge such valuable info |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:09pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
Studio CFR:. . . actually it's the vessels carrying goods that make noise. . . u see, because of the goods they are carrying the engines have to work harder. . . resulting in the slightly louder noise. . . u always get stuff wrong. . . u no gats show say u be mumu everywhere u go u know papine:lol okay. . . 015937194484 how did i do? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Wetin Be The Mumu Tin Wey U Do Wen U Dey Small? by D1KeleVra(m): 6:00pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
i look down from my perhouse suite and i see to mumu's arguing and shining teeth. . .  Thank God i no b mumu thank God pepper rest for my bank account |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pix Talk by D1KeleVra(m): 4:47pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
^^. . . the world would be a better place |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:21pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
. . . i'd rather stick to the beachin. . . u have anymore useless ideas to dish out. . . i could help u refine them. . . that way u wouldn't go wrong mhen i'm so helpful  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 3:23pm On Apr 20, 2010 |
. . . but cancer is deadly. . . i don't want to go down that path. . . u are useless to me right now  |
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