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 Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:57pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
mykali:How i wan take understand? I resemble crase man?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:02pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
u sef tire shey?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saw This In The Blog Section: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:03pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
Kuli Kuli:lol You go fear lynchin  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 1:41pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
aiya! your first time using computer?   Anywayz follow this link. . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/board-15.0.html click on New Topic. . . it's at the upper-right part of the page. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 11:32am On Feb 25, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:14am On Feb 25, 2010 |
lol. . . it's a high class cab service u local champion. . . why na me u first attack this early morning? them send u? abi i no 'gree for u for ur sleep? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 7:55am On Feb 25, 2010 |
mykali:lol i see why u dey call am cow. . . true true |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:11am On Feb 25, 2010 |
i know say e don te wey u don high |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:00am On Feb 25, 2010 |
ask me what? wetin concern me for hia? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:39pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
nope  i'm underage |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by D1KeleVra(m): 8:39pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
err! i doubt that |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
OLUJIME: First things first. . . i'm the boss around here. . . Studio is my driver. . . the rest of the people are just lookin for ways to draw resources from my pocket. . . i'm a big man, don't get it twisted. . . see the agbada  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 4:09pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Pied Piper by D1KeleVra(m): 2:01pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
well, what can i say. . . we getting smarter by the day |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 12:10pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
^^^don't we all Akuviv. . . niiice! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 11:41am On Feb 24, 2010 |
A man walk into a supermarket and notices a beautiful woman staring at him. She stares for quite some time, so finally the man asked "Do I know you?" The woman answers "I think your the father of one of my kids". The man thinks for a minute then realizes this kid she is talking about must be the result of the one and only time he ever cheated on his wife. So he says to the woman "are you the stripper that was at my best friends bachelor party about 5 years ago?" "You know, the one I had sex with on the pool table while your friend spanked my bare ass with a whip?" The woman looks at him horrified and says "No, I'm your son's teacher". |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:30am On Feb 24, 2010 |
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=373124.msg5574580#msg5574580 date=1267006275]You gave the president a lift in your ambulance? what are we arguing? Both of you are sick.[/quote]Private Jet. . . Bolo! You. . . you don't know me?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 11:18am On Feb 24, 2010 |
Thnx glad u like them A 2nd grader asked her mother the age-old question, "How did I get here?". Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" asked the child. "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?", the child persisted. "He sent them also," the mother said. "Did he send their parents, too?", asked the child. "Yes, Dear, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're telling me that there has been no sex in this family for 200 years! No wonder everyone's so grouchy around here." |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 11:04am On Feb 24, 2010 |
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=373124.msg5574476#msg5574476 date=1267005342]gerraut and shut d bleep up!  dat's nt hw to address an elderly ferson [/quote]You dey drink for that brt? u nor see my agbada and rolls royce? you nor see my plate number? [quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=373124.msg5574534#msg5574534 date=1267005817]so you're the guy in the same ambulance with him? sick duowhat's for breakfast? See as u be like guinea pig. . . i was on my way back for an important meeting and the dude needed a lift back. . . thot it's only fair to give the prez of my country a lift back home in my PJ. . . in good faith |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00am On Feb 24, 2010 |
@Poster You are truly a bald tadpole u need help |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Saw This In The Blog Section: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:57am On Feb 24, 2010 |
lol. . . truly silly |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:53am On Feb 24, 2010 |
You don high? You no see as me and yar'adua arrive this early mor'mor'? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:46am On Feb 24, 2010 |
Carry ya long neck put back inside brt jo! wetin u think say we dey talk about? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 11:07pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
lol. . . lil'babs. . . u don wake? |
| Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 10:27pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=216386.msg5569573#msg5569573 date=1266939790]I dnt get u! Especially dis area[/quote]no mind am, he don confuse. . . one girl with ikebe dey pass |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:26pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
is that like studios stage name? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 6:15pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
studio own be like yoruba home video. . . mine is top class with latina girls in the bahamas |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:49pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
how i take lekpa? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:39pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
ooooh! u mean that ramshackle LovePeddler-house in ajegunle where studio dey always wake for morning? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:34pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
^^ I dey try A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. Mother, where do babies come from? The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex. The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues. . . That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, honey. The child seems to comprehend. Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that? Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry. |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For the most prettiest on Nairaland. . by D1KeleVra(m): 5:29pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
i dey see am. . . i just dey watch make i save the pretty girl wey wan fall enter Dani poverty well i've a D on my chest |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 5:28pm On Feb 23, 2010 |
which hotel is this i'm just hearing about? |
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