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 Jokes Etc › Re: Nigeria Airways Good Morning, Ladies And Gentlemen. by D1KeleVra(m): 2:31pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
lol nice joke. . . but, erm! na the plane wey studio dey always yarn about be this?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:30pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
it's called multi-tasking babe. . . for me sha. . . i dey do everything at once   |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:26pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
Praise the Lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which i'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so i look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which i've not fried before. So, i tell myself to fry it and chop, as i'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so i look, it's a faring place, so i now run, which i reach there, it's my father which call, so i now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, i now turn around, as i turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you'll fearing. So i now call on my God, i sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! Smoke is still biging make i talk true. So i now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes. Hallelujah. But my main testimony today be say, i chop that charcoal and nothing happen to me, church praise the Lort". |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:22pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
what can i say? u lookd so gullible  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by D1KeleVra(m): 2:10pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
 how my dada head take enter this conversation now? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 2:09pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
non'ya bizn'ss mhen! i too fresh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by D1KeleVra(m): 1:23pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
| don't fight it yea! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:22pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
it's called a check-book babe! to much bizn'ss mheeen! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 1:15pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
erm. . . in fact. . . i go just pity u. . . as i be big man. . . i nor dey run around with them small small pikins  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by D1KeleVra(m): 1:14pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
lol na ur boskers them dey party |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Generation Vs. Your Generation by D1KeleVra(m): 12:44pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
gerraway u! u too like lies. . . and flies. . . and lice |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:42pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
| clem take ya time. . . i nor wan vex this morning o |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:20pm On Mar 22, 2010 |
na plenty people wan chop slap this early morning |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:48am On Mar 22, 2010 |
lol |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:23pm On Mar 21, 2010 |
i swear i go sound u  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:48pm On Mar 21, 2010 |
na quesshon be that? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 12:46pm On Mar 21, 2010 |
LOL I no dey do well for bed. . . no worry about calling anybody. . . i don tell u mysef |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 10:40pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
jedi jedi dey worry u? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:25pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
studio43:no worry, i nor vex [quote author=tripple_x link=topic=337066.msg5726585#msg5726585 date=1269026114]@D1KeleVra how u go say they wan pick-pocket you when you dey hide money for brasier |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 10:17pm On Mar 20, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:22pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
| Studio sorry, i no see u. . . why u dey stand there sef? u wan pick my pocket? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:21pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
then how u take dey scatter yarn like this? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 4:28pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
ok. . . the door is still very much WIDE open. . . should u decide u want to leave |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 4:26pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:29pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
na back-hand he dey hear wella?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:17pm On Mar 19, 2010 |
Studio take ya time! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:38am On Mar 19, 2010 |
don't deceive urself. . . u're not a politician! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:12am On Mar 19, 2010 |
oh! so you're his partner in crime. . . u got away, with another fowl's head lodged under ya armpit |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 9:42am On Mar 19, 2010 |
*watches the drama unfold from afar* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:25pm On Mar 18, 2010 |
| the "flying" wheel-barrow even comes equipped with a passenger seat. . . i hope it has got ejector seats sha |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:12pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
shege!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 8:58pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
lol dem no wan make u kill urself na. . . . putting baloons on ya wheel-barrow no go get u anywhere except grave |
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