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Forum Games › Re: Sexy! Cute! Funny! Dumb! Other by D1KeleVra(m): 1:26pm On Feb 23, 2010
ur? Girlfriend? be a man! sad
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 11:00pm On Feb 22, 2010
stay in kwara. . . great kwarshikor grin tongue

frakie:
Joo i cant shout, u knw go wan use typewritter do yahoo. And u no go wan pray inside posi(coffine), joo u knw go wan slap fashola, nd u know go wan enter brt go london. Lasma! Lasma!! Lasma!!! U knw go wan cause holdup 4express cos tio base bee lasma go toll u nii. Shall all this slangs is coming right in here 4rm d kwara state university pmb 1530 ilorin. Greatest kwasrites? Great
u'd be surprised what an ex-con like studio fit do cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: I Beg O Oooooooooooooo by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2010
i beg oooo, i no fit use atarodo do roll-on smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: For the most prettiest on Nairaland. . by D1KeleVra(m): 10:23pm On Feb 22, 2010
rokky? cheesy she be heavyweight. . . boxer? lol cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21pm On Feb 22, 2010
lmao cheesy studio u are a pant. . . i dey sleep jeje u dey attack me cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2010
i just dey try see if the guy know wetin him wan talk sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 11:20am On Feb 22, 2010
A WOMAN'S FOUR FAVORITE ANIMALS
A mink in the closet,

A Jaguar in the garage,

A tiger in the bedroom,

And an ass to pay for it all!
Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 11:17am On Feb 22, 2010
Little Johnny was starting his first day at a new school and his father called the teacher to tell her that little Johnny was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that.

After Little Johnny's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, I think I broke his gambling. The father asked how and she said. He bet me $5.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.

DAMN! said the father.
What's wrong? the teacher asked.

Little Johnny's father said. This morning he bet me $100.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!
Jokes Etc › Re: Na Here Posing Finish by D1KeleVra(m): 10:20am On Feb 22, 2010
^^ it's either togo or benin republic. . . nigerians are wiser than this. . . BUT. . . i see mykali in his barber shop. . . some nigerians do let us down once in a while. . . but we pick ourselves up n shrug it off smiley
Family › Re: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by D1KeleVra(m): 12:54am On Feb 22, 2010
Coward! smiley
Family › Re: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by D1KeleVra(m): 12:48am On Feb 22, 2010
cheesy fight!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 11:49pm On Feb 21, 2010
i, i, i swear i wasn't there embarassed
Jokes Etc › Re: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:15pm On Feb 21, 2010
Only heroes and adventurers get killed. . .
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 7:55pm On Feb 21, 2010
past or present dani?
Jokes Etc › Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 10:23pm On Feb 20, 2010
Engr dan:
Guy (atkinboy)u na wel done at least u tried up to your level.giv us another doze:to mr AKPAN he can not so smart and pick marathon race 2 china.if he can i wel giv u bean cake(akara) fried wit petrol.no laugh oh!!!
no problem smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 10:21pm On Feb 20, 2010
una wan come tiff my tear-rubber Discovery shey? Shameless baboons una don put armed-robbers out of business sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:19pm On Feb 20, 2010
no worry mykali, one day e go better. . . one day u go buy car. . . u go get money. . . u go enter plane smiley best advice to a disgruntled, poverty-stricken lad
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 10:17pm On Feb 20, 2010
mykali:
sounds like he learnt all that from you
oh, only just a little. . . this is one of them rare cases when student outshines master. . . like u do to me sometimes sad
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:54pm On Feb 20, 2010
person put somthng for ur pap? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Deliver Us From Akpan by D1KeleVra(m): 8:52pm On Feb 20, 2010
na why u come do face like ur constipated?
Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:44pm On Feb 20, 2010
please do. . . i'm leaving for a soiree in Ghana in 5mins smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: A Letter To Imam Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab (just A Joke) by D1KeleVra(m): 8:40pm On Feb 20, 2010
all in my feet grin i run like the wind mheen!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Tatafos (4rm Jokes Section) Meet-up Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:37pm On Feb 20, 2010
u wan make she tell am say benzene na the 2010 G-Class? sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 8:34pm On Feb 20, 2010
abeg no use ur lebe toush me jo cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section Offtopic Chat Thread by D1KeleVra(m): 8:32pm On Feb 20, 2010
Pharoh:
So you think all our life is dedicated to jokes or what? Are you saying you don't do anything beside religion? undecided
I think all in all, he was saying God is interested in science and technology huh such a long mess and no sense in it. . . waste of bandwidth sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:29pm On Feb 20, 2010
Studio, stop running ur mouf!
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:43am On Feb 20, 2010
ALL OF U GO AND SLEEP!!!!!!!!! tongue Gdnite [b]chi[/b]p[b]chi[/b]p grin tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:35am On Feb 20, 2010
sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:22am On Feb 20, 2010
cheesy i like tha booottayy toooo! grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07pm On Feb 19, 2010
u are extremely confused son
Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Feb 19, 2010
. . . and she only asked for a lift home sad before u know, come monday, studio go dey ask am for free akara like say them dey cool

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