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 Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:16pm On Mar 16, 2010 |
lol sorry  studio43:blady! nomadic farmer  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by D1KeleVra(m): 10:28am On Mar 16, 2010 |
 ^^ which kain pikin be this? i dey talk about the koko |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:50pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
One Sunday morning, the pastor noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names , and small American flags were mounted on either side of it. The seven-year-old had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Alex." "Good morning," replied the young man -- still focused on the plaque. "What is this?" Alex asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who died in the service. "Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Alex's voice was trembling , and barely audible , when he asked, "Which service? , the 8:30 , or the 11:00?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:48pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
There was a little boy who lived on a farm. One morning when he got up from bed his mother told him he needed to start doing his chores around the farm. The little boy said he would take over the chores for his dad. So he went to the barn and milked the cow when he was done he kicked the cow right in the ass. Then he went and fed the pig, when he was done he kicked the pig in the ass. Then he went to feed the chicken, when he was done he kicked the chicken in the ass. After the chores were done the little boy went into the house and said to his mother "The chores are done I want some breakfast". So the mom put a dry bowl of cereal down in front of the little boy, he said, "What about the milk?", and the mother replied "You can't have any milk because you kicked the cow in the ass". The little boy said, "Well how about some bacon?" the mother replied, "You can't have any bacon because you kicked the pig in the ass". The little boy said "Can I at least have an egg?" The mother replied, "No, you kicked the chicken in the ass". In walks his father, who kicked the cat, and the little boy said to his mother "Do you want to tell him or should I?" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:36pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little Irving got up to read his. "Papa fell in the well last week - " he began. "Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher. "Is he all right now?" "He must be," said little Irving. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:04pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him. ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!'' The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.'' To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop. The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.'' |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 5:04pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
cool |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 2:30pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
the maniacal bat surfaces once again  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:30pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
Here. . . A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?'' ''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:22pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
taminor!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:24pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
^^He's in the out-skirts of abuja. . . . Mr.Studio no biff please. . . give respect to whom it's due |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 1:22pm On Mar 15, 2010 |
una no like to dey make sense |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 9:44am On Mar 15, 2010 |
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class, closely observe the worms," said the professor while putting a worm into the water. The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be. He then put the second worm into the whiskey. It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail. "Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked. Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms." |
| Jokes Etc › Re: My Private Part. by D1KeleVra(m): 9:41am On Mar 15, 2010 |
wey the private part |
| Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Mar 14, 2010 |
^^ Eldee, have u heard the wavin flag/ open happiness mix for WC SA2010? Equally tite  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Hhaaaaa! by D1KeleVra(m): 11:11am On Mar 14, 2010 |
Gerrawt! Go to Church!!!  |
| Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Are You Addicted To Right Now? by D1KeleVra(m): 9:33am On Mar 14, 2010 |
kpishawn kpishawn kpishawn spooky i throw u banger  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:40am On Mar 14, 2010 |
if the camphor no work. . . i go only slap myself tire shey? tata |
| Forum Games › Re: I Too Know (ITK) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:38am On Mar 14, 2010 |
itk say my eyes dey burn. . . i wan crash. . . talk later, be good and don't fight with the touts in ya neighborhood |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:33am On Mar 14, 2010 |
i nor get that one. . . i go just rub camphor for body. . . that ought'a do it |
| Forum Games › Re: I Too Know (ITK) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:28am On Mar 14, 2010 |
i'm flyyyy! u? i've been around just not been postin much. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:27am On Mar 14, 2010 |
gd night to u too. . . don't let the bugs bite |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:22am On Mar 14, 2010 |
i just stopped by to peep what's up in here. . . 'fore i crash |
| Forum Games › Re: I Too Know (ITK) by D1KeleVra(m): 12:18am On Mar 14, 2010 |
i wan know. . . small. . . how luvly she is |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:15am On Mar 14, 2010 |
qweshun! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 12:03am On Mar 14, 2010 |
i go sound person oo! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 1:04pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
oooooooh! lol i see now lol that kinda pilot. . . there's no contesting that |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 12:39pm On Mar 13, 2010 |
trust me. . . Studio is not the pilot. . . CAN'T be the pilot. . . na beans? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 5:48pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
*mscheew* Your mouth be the gutter shey? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
mhen! that's what i'm trying to find out o! So Studio. . . ??  |
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