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 Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:37pm On Mar 12, 2010 |
heh? NO! I'm talking about call units. . . how do u flash with sms? u go school?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 5:59pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service On TV. The Evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go To their TV set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on The body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and Slowly hobbled to the TV, placed her right hand on the set and her Left Hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her great pain. Then Grandpa (Oom Dawie) got up, went to the TV and placed his Right hand on the set and his left hand on his private part. Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it, do you??!! The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, "NOT To raise the dead"!!!! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 2:59pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:57pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
lol really? On that ya massive NITEL  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:53pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=323985.msg5671171#msg5671171 date=1268315194]It's part of the joke.[/quote]Poor MAN!!! Go and get some units both of u  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 2:43pm On Mar 11, 2010 |
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=323985.msg5671096#msg5671096 date=1268314691]Sylve, where have you been na? no calls, no flash as usual. . . wetin dey happen?[/quote]Poor people. . . always gets them excited. . . also their means of communication. . . flash me so i can know everythngs fine! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 11:10am On Mar 11, 2010 |
| u sure say them treat u finish for that place? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:56am On Mar 11, 2010 |
Son of man, all good. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45am On Mar 11, 2010 |
*mscheew* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Let Us Throw All The Insults Here by D1KeleVra(m): 10:27am On Mar 11, 2010 |
rude!  y-early in the morning? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Random Jokes. . . Copy And Paste Masters Feel Free To Share by D1KeleVra(op): 6:16pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically, so he asked his dad. His dad said, "Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000. He went and asked and came back and said, "She said yes". "Well", said the dad, "Go ask your sister the same question." He did and came back and said, "She said yes." And the dad said, "Now go ask your brother the same thing." He did and came back and said, "He said yes too!" And the dad said, "Well hypothetically we're sitting on three million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 whores and a gay! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 6:07pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
lol ok. . . my fork big o! can i bring small spoon? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 6:00pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
please i fit djoin u? i get groundnut  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:51pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
| kasala wan bust i know what's going happen now |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:30pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
NEVEEEER! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh It Out With Ben10 by D1KeleVra(m): 5:13pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
running stomach? abeg no spoil our environs with ur toxic waste o  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 5:11pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
^^ it doesn't happen. . . don't be lying. . . OBLONG:. . . and u. . . what are u going on about? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 4:50pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
chykason. . . what's the meaning of all this? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: E Beg Am? by D1KeleVra(m): 3:54pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
nice brief |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Come, Lets Crack This Place Up With Laffter!!! by D1KeleVra(m): 3:53pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, 'What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas'? The little girl replies, 'I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe'. Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, 'I thought Barbie comes with Ken'. 'No', said the little girl. 'She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken.' |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bad Advicers: by D1KeleVra(m): 3:52pm On Mar 10, 2010 |
why did the pilot faint, studio? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 5:57pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Yes ke! U don't know |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 4:50pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
I'm an innocent boy. . . all i see are chicken wings *yum yum* n some greens |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 3:01pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
If u look closely at the gen set pic. . . u'd see Benjamin-10 sitting against the steps like say life don tire am |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Named My Dog Dele by D1KeleVra(m): 2:46pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
*mscheew* |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Named My Dog Dele by D1KeleVra(m): 2:27pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
SIT! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Named My Dog Dele by D1KeleVra(m): 2:18pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
Heys! Dele!!! Get back into ur cage. . . who teach u to use p.c? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 12:11pm On Mar 08, 2010 |
that's not the real question. . . why did he do it? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: What Not To Include In Ur Cv by D1KeleVra(m): 10:36am On Mar 08, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 9:54am On Mar 08, 2010 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:33pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
whether i make am or i snatch am. . . the thing be say na me get am now. . . why i go set up cctv on top bread? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Please Don't Lauf by D1KeleVra(m): 8:06pm On Mar 07, 2010 |
person tiff my sandwich for fridge last week. . . i wan catch the person |
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