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Family › Re: Nagging Spouse Vs Difficult Boss by dabrake(m): 3:38pm On Nov 19, 2012

Very easy if the 'extremely difficult boss' is a man. I had one on my neck during my IT days and I solved it. Beer, money and women did the job for me. A nagging wife will also be easy to deal with 'cos I've got nagging sisters and a nagging mum.

Sports › Re: Top 10 Most Hated Soccer Players & Managers by dabrake(m): 3:28pm On Nov 19, 2012

No luiz suarez, no luiz figo, no howard webb?

Romance › Re: The Worst Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by dabrake(m): 11:23am On Nov 19, 2012

Okija_juju: If to say you no be my guy, you for chop hot slap now now...

bros, e don tey abeg. Forgive your boy.

honeric01: take slap!

odeshi oh

Romance › Re: The Worst Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by dabrake(m): 11:20am On Nov 19, 2012

yemstok: This is the best so far
*can't stop laughing*
*still laughing*

why my totori(wey dey make me vex whenever I remember am) go be 'the best so far' nah? *frowns*

Iaz93: you chop punny?

nah. I loved her. I've never slept with the girls I loved while dating.

Romance › Re: The Worst Thing You've Ever Done For Love? by dabrake(m): 10:43am On Nov 19, 2012

That was in my 100L. She told me she needed N15k for her upkeep and that I should give her. Had no money then(home and abroad). Lied to my mum that I needed cash to sort some courses. Got N15k from my mum, spent N100 'cos I was hungry. She still para for over 2hrs sey I comot N100 use chop.

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Romance › Re: Girls, How Would You Like To Be Asked Out? by dabrake(m): 10:23am On Nov 19, 2012

I love you like Nigerians love american visa. I love you like police love N20. I love you like UEFA love to favour barcelona. I love you . . .

Family › Re: Facts Fathers Never Tell Their Sons About Women. by dabrake(m): 10:10am On Nov 19, 2012

@acidtalk, I learnt all those from my mum. My dad will return from work, take me to his private room and will start teaching me simple interest, matrices and determinants, trigonometry, complex numbers . . . We are talking of dabrake who's less than 9.

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Sports › Re: Snoop Dogg To Invest In Celtic Football Club by dabrake(m): 9:40am On Nov 19, 2012

Wey him for invest for arsenal, dey guaranteed of beta profit.

Politics › Re: What Did You Learn From The Presidential Media Chat? by dabrake(m): 8:57am On Nov 19, 2012

I was watching World Strongest Man. Abeg wetin bros Jona talk?

Nairaland General › Re: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by dabrake(m): 12:08am On Nov 19, 2012

Danka7777: They have far more important things to do like looking for a husband/boyfriend or fighting each other in romance forum.

and your point is? Looking for cheap 'like' on your post.

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Nairaland General › Re: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by dabrake(m): 11:22pm On Nov 18, 2012

goofie: Sarah Jubils case hs got nothing 2 do wit dis AT ALL. Votes shldnt be given based on sentiments,whether its tribe,gender,etc.

If u r not qualified,u r not.simple!

why one would believe GEJ or Atiku represented better candidates than Jubril is a story for another day. One thing we can't overrule is the fact that the female delegates were bribed to vote GEJ/ATIKU and that they will rather drink conc. H₂SO₄ than allow a fellow woman rule/govern them. For the fact that women could collect temporal 'gifts' just to humiliate their 'own' is enough reasons why I will continue mocking all these women stupeed 'committees/groups/NGOs'.
My only disappointment is that I will also have a daughter.

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Nairaland General › Re: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by dabrake(m): 11:08pm On Nov 18, 2012

Back then In my hostel days, you see 20 guys in a room cohabit well. A guy can wear another guy's footwear while going to use the dirty pit latrine. A guy will eat a plate of beans and will drop the plate on another guy's bed, . . . You witness many silly things happen amongst guys, yet, they laugh it off. At worst, they argue for a few minutes. End of fight.

Two girls will stay in a room and we no go hear word. "don't use my mirror", "i don't share bucket/detergents/toothpaste", ". . . I don't care how you get up[the bunk] but don't step on my bedsheet" . . . Kilode girls?

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Nairaland General › Re: Why Women Are Like Crabs In A Bucket by dabrake(m): 6:18pm On Nov 18, 2012

Most of them make me laugh. It's just like blacks mouthing 'we rule the world' without uniting. Just as the whites laugh out blacks stupeedity, Nigerian men will always overshadow their opposite sex.
2 years ago, one Sarah Jubril decided to run for the office of the president under the platform of PDP and we all saw how she became a metaphor of one-(wo)man-one-vote despite the presence of many female delegates.

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Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes Sweep ChannelO Music Award 2012. by dabrake(m): 3:38pm On Nov 18, 2012

PetroDollas: Didn't know you were waiting for me to leave the thread for you to show your ugly face,coward!

Funny, crude-oil complexioned dwarfs? For a country that survives on crude oil that sounds like a compliment. Those dwarfs must be incredibly talented to constantly dominate those 'giant' scumba-gs!clueless,bombastic,sickos! fuelish pipple!!!!

I'll rather be a dwarf than come from the most nastiest, most fucvked up shithol-e country on earth! OMG! the most phucked up, disgusting place and people!sons of bitches and co-ck sucke-rs! Your goddam country is fit for the dustbin! dirty,shitty, freakin, fuckin bastar-ds!

and your whack artistes and actors deem it fit to use my shitty country to gather life, something they can't do in their worthless, shameless, insignificant sty. wannabees, trying so hard to be like us. For eternity, our presence will hibernate your useless, poverty striken dumbass mediocritic country. I only blame OBJ for rescuing your extra-large clan from everlasting hiatiesque under-development Now, crawl to your dark hamlet. Numskull. Nigeria is god to ghana. Animal with human head.

Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes Sweep ChannelO Music Award 2012. by dabrake(m): 1:47pm On Nov 18, 2012

PetroDollas: dabrake, sounds like a he-goat suffering from terminal insanity! ludicrously stu-pid!

so lame. And to think you've been viewing this thread for over 20 minutes waiting for who will fight you only makes me imagine what a plonker you are. Now return to that land of crude-oil complexioned dwarfs. Useless statue.

NYSC › Re: Picture Of Corpers Being Punished By Soldiers In Camp by dabrake(m): 1:14pm On Nov 18, 2012

k2039: If I hear say I kneel down

if i hear say you no go down on your knees, . . .

NYSC › Re: Picture Of Corpers Being Punished By Soldiers In Camp by dabrake(m): 1:14pm On Nov 18, 2012

k2039: If I hear say I kneel down

if i hear say you no go down on your knees?

Music/Radio › Re: Nigerian Artistes Sweep ChannelO Music Award 2012. by dabrake(m): 1:07pm On Nov 18, 2012

PetroDollas: Hahahaha whoop which Ghanaian a*ss? Listen to this lunatic! When Otumfour,Smoothcrin,Abrantie and others start doing our thing on NL frigin ediots like you will hide immediately! That's a fact. Abi you wan try? Arrant nonsense!

chaff crude oil-coloured things. Why una no win the awards nah?
Abrantie sounds like lebanese fart

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastors Owning Private Jets Is An Embarrassment – Bishop Mathew Kukah by dabrake(m): 12:26pm On Nov 18, 2012

martyns303: "Kukah believes it's an embarrassment". That's his perception and opinion, he's entitled to it. I did read topic, and since am willing to learn I went tru the topic again as u adviced, and my conclusion is that you lack indepth and reasoning. I would appreciate it you would answer my questions now.

if, as a christian, you find lots of fault in Bishop Kukah's message, then I believe you deserved to be caned ruthlessly by a naval personnel.

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