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pleep: Oh shut up. Virginity is rare an admirable. Just because you like to date aids infested hookers don't disrespect the women who have virtue, and the men who like them.

let me get it. So you will date a girl for the sole reason of being a virgin right? 'Environmental' myopia

ChopUrMoni: I DONT want a man chasing my virginity. I want a man to chase me! All my friends who are virgins have ended up marrying white men because a lot of you guys can not see beyond the physic of a woman. You want to know whether she is a virgin before you chase her. Those are not the kind of men we want! We want men who see's pass out physical attributes and look deeper into our heart. I must that's why many guys with this mindset end up with girls that have been around the block simply because you REFUSE to see beyond the physical attributes.

get it right. Any guy who chases a woman 'cause she's a virgin is an idiot. I do tell the girls I've dated that I do not expect them to be virgins. I'm after all-round character, attitude, intelligence . . . Most girls, virginity is their only asset, something that will take a split second to vanish, that's not the kind of girl I want. I go for a girl I want for keeps and not for shagging but that doesn't mean I will chase a girl for long, using stupid punchlines(that's if I would because I'm very original) for over 2 hours without success. I will rather use that 2 hours and watch arsenal football club lose to swansea.

trolling: some naija men are not like most white men who worship women, or y do u think they kneel down for them,i already know yr answer....that is what romantic and gentlemen do...yeah right romqantic my arse

the one wey dey vex me pass na the one wey guy go kneel down propose to woman in the name of 'gentleman'. Behead me instead.

Sagamite: Sweetie, I know it is friday night but this is a bit too heavy.

Don't overdo this shyt because it is friday, the rule is puff, puff, pass.

Call your friends to come over and share this spliff with them, don't smoke it on your own throughout the night.

Prize? Trophy?

What planet is the spliff sending you to? Was it Travon or J.boy that supplied this variety to you? The shyt is hard core!

make she dey there dey find who go pursue am the way she want am(2 years +). She go wash like Styl Plus

eagle,eye:
In all my dating life, I have only chased one girl and even at that, I had to be FIRM by giving her a time limit the chase will last. I chased her for three weeks, and I moved on (though we became friends and stayed friends).
Guys if you are an assesst, you will always have ladies. I started dating when I turned 20 and no time since then (over a decade) that I do not have an available puss.y
God blessed me with brain and added Jara by empowering me financially. If a lady is not adding much to your life, why waste precious time (time lost is lost forever).
Any Lady who wants to keep on with the hard to get status is simply not into you. Even if she later date you, she may be doing it out of a sense of PITY for all the time you have wasted. Or she have other USES for you.

GOD bless you jare. You go dey succeed like barcelona(without stress). I do not always heed my mum's advice but there is one I will never disobey : Foolish men go after women. Wise men go after success. Women go after successful men. I had a boss where I did my IT. The guy isn't cute but if you see the wife, . . . Whenever we are having lunch together, his other colleagues do tease him about how his wife(then admirer) traced him to his village when he paid him mum a visit. You are there telling me to chase a girl for 2 years. I don use 2 years turn JAVA programming expert.

trolling: this goes to show that success and wealth atrracts women,just look at how many women he had,i bet you if he was broke he wont have that [color=#419419]many[/color] women.

guy, no let me vex. Him for even get 3 women?

sageon: @op
Times have changed. The environment and laws have beat men to a retreat and rejig of their priorities and substitutes.

Here in the West: a stare-a call- some test message, could be read by the feminist gang to be anything and, your sorry bottom could do serious time for that. Besides, the overall destination, at least-in the estimation of most broads- for most ‘relationships’ is the now unattractive marriage institution, that again has the man in permanent deficit and at the mercy of the woman and the laws-sincerely, it’s a lose-lose situation. Why bother giving a ‘chase’, robbing oneself of valuable success making time, when you would still get the short stick at the drop of a hat. Clearly, in all fairness and in this present dilemma-the man should be the game.

Secondly, one common denominator in the laws of attraction is your degree or measure of success-regardless of the route employed to obtaining it- contrary to the denials made by the female folk here. Any sane bloke would rather invest quality time in building a chest that would ensure his desirability among broads than waste time giving a ‘chase’ and, be labeled- ‘broke ass’ and ‘NFA’ as some are wont to describe it.

So here it is-the 21st century and its new rules. You, certainly, are stuck with the times and, it would do well to sense the tide or be left at the harbor.

allow me quote the entire mini article please. I admire your command of english language.

aMorgan1092: What kind of place is d sexiest 2 spend 25th Dec. wit a Lady? Jst tinkn of d knd of place 2 tek dis my new gal 2.

have you tried kirikiri? Your babe go turn slim shady. Believe me.

cap28: saggy you've had your heart broken one too many times, fyi the good ones are the ones worth fighting for, some women play hard to get because they've been treated badly in the past, its always better to get to know the girl first and that takes time, nothing good comes easy.

dude, one thing I will never do is to chase any random girl(preferrably a girl I know not). We get close as friends while I watch out for some certain features before attempting to ask her out. One thing people know about me is that I'm real, I tell you I'm not romantic, I don't fake, I don't do a 'kardashian', I'm realistic I'm blunt(I'm not boring oh. I hit suprises a lot), . . . That she's got lots of heartbreak is a story for another day but if after being my friend(even for a day), I still have to convince her that I'm a good guy, then I see it as an insult to her.

Most girls just need a guy they will use to practice their hard-to-get lessons. Why let a guy, especially the shy one who need gather an 'extraordinary' amount of courage to approach you, go through the stress? You girls overhype yourselves a lot. Well, one thing is certain - I value my ego above any girl and won't chase a girl for long. I've only asked a girl out 4 times due to the fact that I loved her dearly. She told me she had a boy already and I left after the 4th trial. I take your 'yes' for a yes and your 'no' for a no. That silly beleif that a girl's 'no' means 'try harder' eludes me. A (wo)man of integrity should stand by his/her word(s). She happened to be the only girl I had asked out more than once. The I-will-think-about-it line is even understandable unlike the other nonsense. Once a girl I (think) I like displays those silly 'toughness', I conclude in my heart that I will be better off without her and I'm off. It's painful to watch them go but I will always survive it. My ego remains paramount. BTW, Why should I ask a girl out for more than a year? A year alone is enough to make me an ORACLE whizkid.

The Igbos. They have this belief that they will make it no matter how hard. You will always feel that touch of quality/excellence in whatever business they do, always industrious

this is from an akwa ibom dude.

tchaik: It baffles me how Animals/pets show 'humanity', compassion, and LOVE; while same can't be said about Humans! If its a man that is lying there dead, people will only plead 'Blood of Jesus', snap pix, post it on FB, and twITter!

God, such Love!!!!!!!

una nor go kill person with laugh. Now thank me for the correction

dayokanu: https://i48.tinypic.com/263g0ef.jpg

you are a clown. Forever 2nd best.

FGC, IK EK

FUEL TANK: to eat.
TITRATE: to urinate in an illegal place.
HIGH JUMP: to fly school fence.
CAIPO ROAD: skipping road, road of atrocities. POLICE ROAD: meant for only the SS3 students.
GNUT: groundnut.
BACK GATE: illegal exit.
PARA: person wey dey beg too much.
PIPING: combination of garri/biscuit, sugar, milk . . .
EBA N SAR/EBA N GE/EBA N SPI : using cold water to make eba with sardine, geisha or spice soup.
TAXING: obtaining by force.
MASS TRASHING: every fridays. Mass flogging over nothing.
11-11: do I need explain this?
STONING/THE LAST : a method used in forcing a student fetch a bucket of water for you, especially in a crowd.
RABO/KB/KPUSKY: liar.
RUNS: exchanging body cream, soaps, tissues . . . For a plate of food, 2 nyloned moin moin, a loaf of bread or 2 groundnuts.
EGBOM: grammatical genocide.
ANICHEBE: person wey dey miss glaring chance.
RAGABULL: the ALUU treatment.
SURFFRIDEM: person wey dey suffer die.
ATA-AKPA: eat and die.
E-CHASE: when prefects chase students for food, labour, prep, . . .
TBT:shit for nylon, tie am, throway.
OGBUOKE(rat poison): fake waec expo.
EKULE/EZE: person wey dey run.
SHAME-LIFE: fatal disgrace. OBU-OBU IKO(crayfish talk): nonsense talk.
CHAFF MAN: swagless, classless person.
CODED MAN: someone with style and class.
BORROW POSE: showing off with another man's belongings.
RUGGED MAN: wicked, I-no-send-you guy
BANTER: to bully someone.
CONFI: an always confused dude.
EVIL MEN: students who stay awake all night to study.
Etymology : Matt 13 : 25.
RICE & BEANS: 2 different pair of bathroom slippers.
NO BE THERE: when 'e don be'.

UNIUYO

LOTT(legend of the trekkers): guys wey dey trek the length of 3rd mainland bridge to and fro without feeling tired.
HILUX : guys wey dey trek, e be like sey dem dey run.
KEROSENE : A student who can study all night without taking a nap.
OWO(meaning someone) : Original Wicked Organism.
AFANG-MELON-DRAW: soup combination of either afang/okazi and egusi, afang and okro, egusi and okro or 3 of them.
SODOM & GOMORRAH : female hostel(W6). Where 'every every' hold.
FANTASTIC : that kind of grade "F" where by even an additional 20 marks won't stop you from failing.
ESTHER/FOODIES/2ND GATE/PREFAB: where bobos fit chop. Omo, if you no sabi those places, you never start.
BABA[LOLA] : engine boys will explain better.
ARSENE WENGER: those who will rather buy keypoints, photocopy textbooks and notebooks instead of buying theirs but will always do well at the end.
FERGUSON: Students wey dey sort die to pass.
HOWARD WEBB : Lecturer wey dey collect sorting die.
BALOTELLI : Girl with a silly attitude. . .
Many more to come. Hostel boys no go kill person with laff. More to come.
ON AM OH: when there's no light or power goes off in the hostel within the time limit of 6pm to 12am

gwas: Not on some ladies. What if she tell you "we will both wether the storm"?

if I hear

Too much story. Tell her you just lost your job. It will work anytime

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advertisement of death
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need encouragement to
survive. . .

D.O.A. Nigerians no go kill me with laff. The other day, I saw an advert in complete sports media print and I quote "BONANZA! BONANZA!! BONANZA!!! Buy 2 coffins and get 1 free" and I was like wtf?!!

That's why BEATS BY DRE full market. E no dey disappoint.

@op, give me back my 4 minutes.

Kirikiri, alagbon. Trust me, you no go spend much.

KINGwax: guy, go die. U be mumu for quotin evrytin. Accept jare and stop defendin ur foolishness

D.O.A.

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
Barbara Juliano? The LIES starts with her name.
Well, that reminds me of my N28m FERRAGAMO BELT

how far that your N91m 2face boxer?

Thermythorpe: OMG!! what has d world turned into?.. Not again.. Y all dis violence evrywhere... We have nt recovered frm d shock of Connecticut killings,why dis again?

you and who? Who be the we If I hear say the killings touch me.

i.meller:
The name sounds like he hails from the South Eastern part of 9ja.

like chiwentalu?

Most searched phone = bb porsche!!
Na naija babes go do that one

Emeka Ike oh. He's even better than Samuel L Jackson. . . Stewpeed thread on a stewpeed frontpage.

coogar. I gbadu that guy die

poweredcom: I saw 5 million on a blog now na 3 milla I dey see - which one person go believe

dude, you beat me to this.

kokolet007: She's too fake.....Most she make a show of everything she gave out! She even Share pix with the cash she gave out...she can simply share it with her fans the picture she took with the children and others not the one she's giving out Gift.......SMH!

please tell us how our nigerian celebrities are celebrating theirs? Don't you know many people've got camera phones to enable them capture a photograph of a celebrity? The other day, I read it in one of our national dailies, stating how nairalanders helped a man who lived under a bridge . . . Tell me those nairalanders did a media stunt there

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