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Frank-C:
Damn!!! But no security report on the after effect of the ban? ACN runs on propaganda and they have mastered the use of high sounding words like 'progressives', 'sophisticated', 'mega city', 'regional integration' and most recently 'security report'...loool

so do papa deceive pikin. In my state(akwa ibom), they use words like 'uncommon transformation', digital, 'dynamic', 'miracle governor', . . .

ITbomb: I don't blame Fashola , we just have to move with civilization.
My only regret is that he should have made a cushion like buying back bikes like Akwa Ibom did for 50k flat or providing low interest loans for business or taxi

akwa ibom's case is different. Okada was banned only in uyo. Reasons being that the entire uyo okada riders supported udoedehe. . . BTW, how many okadas dey uyo sef? Fashola no go wan try give all okada riders N50k for lag nah. Lagos state wan broke?

For the fact that Ngo Okafor's pix is the most amongst all black actors/model on the net, he should be on that list and not health5-size/shaped davido

Cos man must nack akpako. I no come this world 2 solve maths.

What of 190?


Well, Ngo Okafor should be on that list. Google him

Cowboy43: MEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE...
1) If he calls you and your phone
is off, he thinks you’re cheating….
then he sends a sms saying “don’t
tell me the battery story coz I
know that line” 2) If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are
TOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD
3) .If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are
trying to LURE other men;If u
DON'T, he says u are RURAL. 4) If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u
keep QUIET, he says u have no
BRAINS, a walkover;
5) If u are SMARTER than him,
you’re a SHOW-OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6) If u don't LOVE him, he tries to
POSSESS u; If u LOVE him, He takes
you FOR GRANTED. (very true
huh?)
7)If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u DON'T LOVE him; If u DO, he
says u are CHEAP...
If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he
says u are TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he
says u don't TRUST him.
9) If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like a CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s
because he CARES for u.
(lol)
10)If u BREAK your promise, u
cannot be TRUSTED; If he BREAKS
his, it is circumstances beyond his CONTROL.(yea rite!)
11)If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If
he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
12) If u do WELL in your career,
it's LUCK ; If he does WELL, it’s
definitely BRAINS. (luck?) 13)If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS you, you are too
SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE
SUPPOSED TO GET IT RIGHT??
14)If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......but if u
don't, they say u are selfish....

chineke meeeh. Are you mad?

Mod what have I done? One beast is spamming all frontpage threads with childish scams but you've decided to hide my post for reacting. Nonsense.

If i hear. Numerous orisirisi

lakeside025: My own mathematics teacher ιѕ †ђξ best one indeed, he's a guru in mathematics and he let me ℓσνє mathematics with his style of explanation... His name ιѕ mr olusesi αη∂ is †ђξ founder and proprietor σƒ reality group of school in ilesha, osun state.. Anyone living in ilesha will know this man.. He's a guru mathematics

bros, 1 word.

Disaster

I want to interview seun shaGARRI, 190, berem and deshclones

. . .

190 is my favourite

some-girl:
right after the Love of God is the love of a mother

very true. I slapped my friend 2 days ago when i heard him say that silly i-love-pass-my-mama punchline to his girl and i was serious.

I'm not a 1,3,7,17 and 26 person. I will never forget her b.day. Never. If i've got more important things on my mind, how will i think of you to call, buy an 'occasionless' gift or be around?
If I call you in the middle of an epic arsenal vs man utd game when arsenal is leading by a goal, know i love you enough to marry you.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]One thing Is for sure, you'll only find these features in a Perfect Man and its said there's no thing like a Perfect man but HEY! u could still find an Imperfect Dudes who's ready to let down his life for U, thereby Doin' all That! [/color]

@1st highlight, wow! Tell me more. It's either you are lying or Jah is.
@2nd, . . . Too much viewing of RamseyNoah &GenevieveNnaji love stories is not good for this jet age.

I agree with the first five

Except for kpekusing

11. Join a witchcraft group. With this, you will be able to fly/(dis)appear around to and fro your destination.

naijababe: Never have, never will. Omo naija ni mi.......monkey no fine but hin mama like am

because him mama no fine nah

Yomieluv: .
.
.
Am ashamed of patient Goodluck,her English na die.
.
.
.

I'm ashamed of you

All the minor/major roads in ikoyi also on that list. Omo, e don be oh, considering the fact that white danfos ply major roads only, . . .

acidtalk: Nollywood you mean.

Starring Mr Ibu (Mr main man), Patience Uzoko, Aki and Pawpaw.

Directed by Novia

burial song by tonto dike

omiobo: Her name go be janetifat

na. Will be shaGARRI

Man urinated scores

Blame GEJ

A real man is original. One who won't fake attitudes to please a woman. That's my kind of person.


@op, you too dey watch film. BTW, why are we always reading about that real man bullshit? Who is a real woman?
Nonsense and ingredients.

alpha conde: Any boy among them should be named moses meaning drawn out of water

the girl should be called mosesess

I'm talking price of garri, you're talking nonsense.

sexiestharam: Seun
and Tonto? Lol! Na so so 'Hi' dem go dey sing for house...

and 'ban'

chucky234: Seun and Tonto ke,you wan turn NL upside down be dat cos Tonto go sack all the mod come ban members by her sef,na G crew go suffer pass cos Tonto hate garrium die.
Guy change that pairing to:
Billyonaire and Tonto
.
Na perfect match be dat since two of them dey form and their lie lie no get grade.

or better still, Mr..Cork and Tonto