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Jarus: Grammar, not grammar. Please do check your spelling before posting.

ah jarus, gbagaun fever follow catch you?

una dey craze. shey the other day, una been dey talk nonsense unto sey some 'big men' been dey kill bobos.

OTEDOLA : whatever is done in darkness will come out in lightness
nairalanders reply : you are here picking on his errors while he is making cool billions. you are nothing but a fool. i won't mind committing such blunders just to count otedola's money

Patience Jonathan : . . . they were once a children . . .
nairalanders reply : continue beefing her. where she has entered, you will never step your feet there. anuofia

Amokachi :. . . as you can see, benayoun had already beated the keeper . . .
nairalanders reply : you are laughing at someone who has all the fame and money while you continue to punch your keypads here in frustration. you will never be as popular as the bull

now, una sef dey beef graduates unto sey dem neva 'make am'. so if to sey dem don hammer, e for be another tori shey?
Una dey craze.

EXCELLENCE Abia: what do you mean by that, when one have disgraced him/herself yet you want that person to be protect. perharps they are in your group

oya, correct am sharp sharp. No lemme vex

afam4eva: You guys should always start a sentence with an Init-Cap.

na force? Like sey i no been sabi.
Go 'tish' your igbo 'graduates' english jare. Me go outclass you for english language and i go do am convincingly.

PrettieJ: I don't blame them. our society created room for this situation. all people are interested in is the paper qualification and not their IQ level. so nigerians are giving them paper qualifications and so the parade continues.

which kain nonsense talk come be that one nah. Because sey society dey find kpali mean sey bobos no go sabi basic thing?
You see that thing wey i highlight? Oya thank me, go correct am. Infact correct every every

slimyem: And for someone who censors a phrase like "what if he r .apes you" to "what if he molestation you",Seun too needs to be flogged!!
He encourages the decay.

thought i was the only one who noticed it

www.nairaland.com/1073615/photo-married-woman-caught-bed
which one man go believe?

But wait oh. Na by force make nairalanders use english language comment? Over 80% of comments for this thread alone dey burst ribs. If i know sey i no get that correct sentence combination with english, make i kukuma use pidgin nah.

Emychina: gbagaun.look at u,jst listen to urslf.i broken down in tearses.illiterate.

i dey sell humour detection. You go buy?

sage_: I am self-thought programmer. I have met some computer science graduates with 2.1 who don't know how to write a simple "Hello, World" program. The situation is actually worst than we think.

if i hear

Mad Cow: HABA MANA!!

No be like that na.. typing from a phone is not friendly o!!

You wicked sha!! But point noted.. And no be all Nigerian grads I dey diss.. Just say like 60% of my platoon members were unemployable.. lol

not that i'm better. Infact, my command of programming languages outclasses that of english english language but that's what you get from NAS/ENGINEERING students due to unending mathematics. Me don buy new dico since. I no fit afford public falling of hands.

optimist D: i wonder, as if they are the people that papetrated the crime at Aluu community.

aaaaaah bros!!! Kilode?? Na wetin we do nah?

Mad Cow: IN CAMP, I had the misfortune of being Platoon Leader and MY GAWD!!!! NIGERIAN Graduates are pretty dumb..

[color=#419419]Their[/color] was one that couldnt even spell out 'NYSC'.. One couldnt [color=#419419]wirte[/color] a formal letter.. One couldnt speak proper english..

let me believe it wasn't a deliberate error

Catholic ring. . . That's what imma give her

sesanrota: . . .
He said: “Boko Haram is a product of poverty. It is a product of unhappiness. [color=#419419]We are unhappy with Nigeria[/color]. Unless something is done to address it, Nigeria should expect bigger Boko Haram insurgency, Insha Allah.
. . .
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2012/10/ex-yobe-gov-to-jonathan-review-n-east-budget-or-face-insurgency/

need I say more?

cameronese: The name of the producer says it all! "SooSick" Very very sick, too sick, terribly sick!!

May D had all the chances to hit it big with the biggest in the industry but choose to blow it.

So sad

erm . . .
is it the same sosick who produced Pon Pon Pon for dagrin?

Ganys: Why the guy siddon Like Pikin wey em mama dey beg to eat Eba...

pick up my phone >> operamini >> nairaland.com >> enter >> loading >> . . .
boredom over

semid4lyfe: Premiership Clubs no dey dull

Sharp sharp, Man City and Newcastle have released statements on the safety of their players involved in this game

Arsenal sef join sharp sharp.

ALUU wannabe

NYSC

as if PDP wouldn't have done worse . . .
PDP, your days are numbered

mrkels: Well aluu has a right to defend themselves, if I were in that community and someone wants to kill me cos I am from there, wahalai I go kill ythe person b4 him kill me.
Anyways let's hope the police conclude their investigations on time and bring the culprits to book b4 more innocent lives are lost!

standing on a long thing. placing your hope on the nigerian police? i will rather place it on the ALLUminati people

booqee: my spirit tells me you're presently in d gutters of mushin right now as i'm posting this comment, currently living in delusions of seeing yourself dining and wineing with pr obama of which practically is not gonna happen to u not even in d next hundred years. So pls dude, wake up and face reality.
Obote...!

practically the son of a night soil man who is a beneficiary of a scholarship scheme carried out by the onyemmeme of his community
that guy is presently in a boarding house(maybe FSC Sokoto)

Litmus: They should start kidnapping Cameroonians.

or aluu people

onatisi: how ?

ota nsi, can't you read? he is a loser who won't accept defeat.