₦airaland Forum

delkuf: He doesnt call u, because u are dull. U cant put simple sentence together, y will he call

as if you are better.

tazzus: GBAM!!!!!!......no going back if its tru say na 20naira.....poor man problem

orisirisi

lefolksy: My kid sister cme over d weekend 2 visit me,she said a bag of pure water goes 4 400naira in gwagwalada,is a pity,only God will see us through n tis our country

keep waiting for God. have faith like Job

passenger to be : agege to ikeja
conductor : na 100 naira
passenger to be : na wah oh


abeg, nigeria jagajaga jare

I, for sure know I'm far better than all these dudes

Joey82: love boxing, punch arsene's bossom for causing aresnal fans so much headache!
how many more trophyless seasons will be endured!

be as strong as W.Klitschko. punch joey82 to death

one bloody ba[i]sta[/i]rd. he now act as our saviour. i remember back in the days when some of my friends parents live in fear due to his corrupt commandeering of lands. today, he is acting like a saviour. same as buhari. one of the 'corruptest' head of state. mtchew

Ileke-IdI:
Ku ise!!

Y'all keep rigging.


L2L all the way!!

na rigging sure pass jare. sexlillz for don get 1 vote(himself) if him no rig

Mrs.Chima:
[size=44pt]GO DEBOSKY!

For all who vote for Debosky....I would be nice to them for two posts! [/size]

yes oh. team debosky jare

born2fuck: How ccome Sexkill get one vote! He shouldn't even make the list or is he voting for himself or trying to rig

metaphor of 1-man-1-vote

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-10fHFJOiY

always trolled

na so nah

Bolt will smash the world records during the olympics. It's only getting interesting

IRAPADA: 1. One She Goat
2. One bottle of St. Remy
3. Two Carton of Star Beer
4. Two crates of soft drinks
5. One bottle of native gin
6. Two Bottles of wine
7. N10,000.00
Consultation marriage
list for the father
(MBUP)
1. 2 bottles of three in one
whisky
2. 1 carton of Explendido
Brandy
3. 10 litres of native gin
4. 10 cartons of star beer
5. 6 bottles of Gordon Gin
6. 3 cartons of small stout
7. 1 carton of wine
8. 10 Jars of palm wine
9. 3 Heads of Tobacco
10. 3 line stones
11. 3 bunches of cola nuts
12. 1 bottle of grinding sniff
13. 1 roll of Benson and
hedges cigarettes
14. 1 packet of matches
15. cash of N5,000.00 for
breaking of cola
Full Proper Marriage List
for the father
1. 2 pieces of hollandis Wax
2. 1 Chieftaincy shirt
3. 1 hat
4. 1 big towel
5. 1 pair of shoes and socks
6. 1 walking stick
7. 1 wrist watch
8. 1 dozen underwear
9. 1 she goat with N10,000
for cutting goats head
10. Matchet with cover and
beet
11. 15 cartons of star beer
12. 5 cartons of champion
beer
13. 2 cartons of brandy
14. 3 bottles of 3 in one
whisky
15. 1 caron of wine (Don
Morris)
16. 5 crates of minerals (Soft
drinks)
17. 4 crates of Guinness malt
18. 4 heads of Tobacco
19. 1 bottle of grinding snuff
20. 4 line stones
21. 4 bunches of cola nuts
22. 1 smal basin and knife for
the cola nuts
23. 15 Jars of palm win
24. 20 liters of native gin
25. 1 modern brief case with
N150,000
For the mother �
consultation (MBUP)
1. 6 bottles of campari
2. 4 crates of minerals (soft
drinks)
3. 2 crates of Guinness Malts
4. I piece of English wax
5. 1 blouse
6. 1 basin with cover full of
crayfish
7. 1 Head tie
8. 2 bags of salt
9. basin with pepper
For the Mother � Full
marriage (proper
marriage)
1. 2 pieces of Dutch Wax and
one lase
2. 3 assorted blouses
3. head tie (canopy)
4. 2 Paris of shoes
5. one wrist watch + 1 dozen
of brassiers
6. 1 hand bag and 6
underwear
7. 1 big basin full of crayfish
with cover
8. 1 big basin full of pepper
with cover
9. 3 bags of salt
10. 1 umbrella
11. 1 suit �case with N50,000
12. 1 caton of Eva wine
13. 1 big bottle of Yago wine
14. 4 crates of Guinness malt
15. 4 crates of minerals (soft
ddrinks)
16. 1 bag of rice
17. 5 tubers of yams
Nto Ete (family
members)
1. 3 cartons of star beer
2. 1 bottles of St. Remy
3. 3 Jars of palm wine
4. 1 roll of besson and
hedges cigarette
5. 1 packets of matches
6. Nka Ekong of N10,000
Youth
1. Football
2. 1 bottle of gin
3. 1 roll of St. Morris
cigarette
4. 1 packet of matches
5. N2,000
Iban Nda Usung (Women
Vanguard)
1. 1 bottle of wine
2. 1 crates of minerals (soft
drink)
3. N1,500 in cash
Grand Father (Uncle)
1. piece of wax loin cloth
2. 1 long sleaves shirt
3. 1 bottle of brandy
4. 1 wrist watch.
EDem Eka
1. 1 carton of beer
2. 1 bottle of brandy
3. 1 Jar of palm wine
4. 1 piece of English wax
5. 1 long sleaves shirt
6. 1 bag of salt
also to be include 10blackberry for the brothers and sisters

chineke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! akwa ibom marriage? i don die!

NambyPamby: first one: strip club
second: Brothel

third one nko? Boko haram recruitment?

chaircover: Not quite sure where to post this but I thought I would try from here anyway

When important things happen, its all over the news and everyone gets to hear about it, but as time goes on, the momentum dies down and unless one is in the thick of things, one mostly never hears what happens in the end. These are just a few stories/incidents that I would like to know the answers to;

1. Baba Suwe and the 25Million
What happened in the end? was it settled out of court? is the case still in court, what was the judgment? . . . . . . .

2. The Dana Aircrash
What was the cause? Was it really due to contaminated fuel? I recall reading somewhere that some Nigerian airlines were using kerosene instead of proper aviation fuel (which is kerosene and some additives). Was that truth or myth?

3. The ABSU rapists and victim
What happened in the end? were they arrested and convicted? How is the victim?

I am sure that there are other stories that people have questions about, so feel free to post your questions here too. We may all learn a thing or two. As they say Knowledge is power.

oga, nigerians = the next big news.

naijaspeak: I need a sugar mummy between the age of 40-60 for friendship. Interested matured ladies should contact: 08020712877

go toil the ground to make your own money. Bloody fool.

omotohdarajugbogbolo: D thread didn't ask anyone to tell a story but just a location Mister!

i no lie you, i fear this your name pass time bomb

robinhoodd2: OP u r being biased. what happened to MOSQUE? add d missing link

na boko haram? @topic, same department.

I just watched the race and saw usain's terrible start. It took him about 60m to get into the race. Usain really need to work on how he gets off the block. That has always been his problem even when he smashed the 100m world record twice

i bet you, usain bolt will dust the world record with this episode. 9.75 is no biggie for usain.

Spirit of Okija: More Niger Bridge

mmuo okija, how were you able to take that shot? Just wondering

everlasting jagajaganess

T-luv too fine jare. U've gat my vote

So gomiss was a flash in the pan afterall. DK where are you? Gomiss who was scared of competition from torres and d.villa(gomiss is spanish) found solace in wack german team . . . Today balotelli had proven to be the real super mario.

kilimanjaro: I want England to lose. Why? They are not entertaining. I will like to see Germany Italy.
The match go be like war.

and we will know who the real super mario is between gomiss and balotelli

chei! So my school(uniuyo) had no law before! GEJ, thank you for signing that bill

My mum sef dey watch this man. She no gree me watch euro sef. Me sef don dey listen. Nawah oh

CuteTj: My 3D tv is allergic to our Presidents (both past and present) faces. I stopped watching shit like that since Abacha's time. I'll come back to Nairaland to read all he said.

naija men too brag. Na so dem dey talk when dem first approach woman. When d gul come chop dem, dem go label all of them as gold diggers. Too much false hood

Skoopy: After watching the england game, you all will come back to face the reality, jonathan remains the president of the federal republic of Nigeria and the commander in-chief...haters get roasted.

thank you. I no still watch. Na force?