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[quote author=Ejiné]I swear! Nairalanders can be very dull humorless characters sha! If it isn't a poster asking about prize of garri, it's about another one giving me a rundown on places because he's unable to tell when a poster's joking

Oga, please, before you get ahead of yourself giving nursery education on things we already know --- You misunderstood my post.

Lithuania I know very well from my books on the Nazi era and the rest, so I don't know who this rundown of yours is for.

What I meant was that in a game of this particular nature, this is the first time I'm hearing of them.
Kinda like saying in a game of football, I barely hear of countries like India. I guess I should've typed an essay in my previous post bah?

So wetin be the meaning of this pointless rundown wey you dey give me?

Nairalanders should atleast trying fetching themselves a sense of humor [/quote]aint suprised. after all, if monkey fall from tree, im go say na style

when they f[b]uc[/b]k like rabbits without having enough to adequately cater for them, what do you expect?
suprising that the rich guys are breeding a maximum of 3(+-)1 kids whereas, . . .

kael: He's a miracle working GOD

you sure know how to worship the nigerian god

[quote author=watch~tower]excuse meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! hey hey hey hey hey, pls pls pls pls pls pls, can u guys just give me a break
OMG! what abt the hubby doing the cooking every morning after which we both prepare and go out to work?
yes, i just typed that!!! I'll do the cooking when it doesn't involve stressing my arse out, bt if it does... (u know d rest of da story).

FYI: IF U THINK A WOMAN'S PLACE IS IN THE KITCHEN, REMEMBER THAT'S WHERE THE KNIFE IS KEPT![/quote]hey, be patient. It would soon be 4pm. Would open the zoo.

brownlord: I think you and the poster of this foolish story need to have your head examine, Pray you dont get married to a man like me i will definately reduce you to the position of a house help, becos that where unmannered and foolish girls like you belong

you are such a gentleman. I'ld reduce her to a slave

this ball no go enter net nii?

wack aguero

chamberlain can kill oh

arsenal is outplaying them. good shot

at least, the poster didn't take that shot in his range rover evoque

make him buy the cars nah. after all, dem don talk sey him no go live see 2015 so make him enjoy wella

the only advantage of not having a girlfriend is not having a girlfriend.

GenBuhari: what are our male athletes' prospects?

seun osewa

even you stella. For the first time, I'm disappointed

9japipper: Thank God peter obi's name is not here

i swear, you dey mad

Thank baba J. Union bank became a primitively oriented banking institution under her leadership.

ifihearam: Ode buruku
It simply means this gurl is a lonely B.Itch
She has no bf
Its all lies that she has one arabian guy who gave her 200k do$$$

Big lie
Naija guys don finish. Afterall beaf dey available

mu2sa2: Yea, where promiscuity is the order of the day hugging just anybody "wuold be no big deal"

and your point is?

Depending on the culture. in uyo, it would be no big deal as the syntax for greeting a girl is by hugging her. you would even hear girls say ". . . i don't give guys a handshake. Ii hug them . . ." so it's a tradition there. i can't count the number of girls i've had a photo shot with where I held their waist, arse or cling to them tightly. but like i typed before, it is 'locationally' oriented.

afam4eva: You go fear thread now.

At times i wonder why some people get married. It's not by force to get married. But if you must, then you have to live by the code. Your wife is a part of you now, so why should you be hiding anything from her. if you can't trust her then divorce her and get married to someone you can trust. Chikena.

lol at afam4eva's transformation after the ban. omo, ban good oh

Clemzy16: What kind of brain do you even have? Let of guess, Fish Brain.

10/10

Elueme: My people, the prof is right.. As I said b4 only conscience lies on her to accept the job or not. As for the post being for senior civil servants; who said she's a junior civil servant? And the constitution of the state also allows the gov to promote a worker based on exceptional qualities.... These are ways we can even make our first women more useful,sera and let's shun bias... That office is unconstitutional so they should find something engaging... Let's encourage her

stealing the state's money = exceptional quality of a worker. Please educate me more.

uncle wole, for the 2nd time, you fall my hand

My Tyem's colleagues, briefed on the matter, said the police threatened to charge the reporter to court over "a criminal case of conspiracy and divulging of official secret".

Nigerians are very funny. I will be back to this thread but allow me laugh first

is the boeing747 resting on a stick? maybe I can't see well

LasBonBoi: This same mumu story I just closed on my browser is here on NL again!
I just saw it in fb posted by a guy claiming to be the girl

It's a waste of pple's time to have put it on frontpage. Fake stories make pple bullshit the integrity of NL info.

Guy,you wicked die. you for give us the link sef. nah

fulfillment2020: Dear Nairalanders,
I am a 23year old female. My parents died when i was 8 then I dropped out of school because no one could afford to pay my fees. I then met this guy when i was 14 and he sent me back to school. He was selling fruit then but still he was Able to pay my fees.
He then got a job as a truck driver and sent me to university. my problem is that i feel i can't continue with this
relationship because he is not my type, he isn't fluent in English, he his a very short man Plus some other Personal stuffs.

I feel I have Paid him back for his Good Deeds cos I give him sex anytime and anywhere he wants. But now he can't meet up to my demands.

How best can i tell him that he is not my type without hurting his feelings??
I am grateful that he sent me to school but i can't be in a relationship with him anymore.
I want somebody in my own class not a truck driver.
Please can someone advice me on what to do! Am confused.

moral of the story: Guys, never send a girl to school with the hope of tying her down in marriage. she will surely meet a guy better than you in campus. Believe me.

The grenade missed the school

Am I the only one who noticed this part?

If only

antitpiah

and

acidosis

will be diagnosed with lung cancer, I will sow a seed worth Bill Gate's annual tax

You are not a failure till you start making/giving/taking excuse(s). Thank God my entire family voted Ribadu unlike my mum who decided to stick with her 'brother'