₦airaland Forum

mikron: Is ur post supposed to be funny or what?

iluvnaija: OYA PRESIDO, SET UP COMMITTEE FAST FAST, MONEY DON COME FOR UNA TO CHOP! SPEND 1BILLION TO INVESTIGATE THE CRASH!

MTCHEEW! ONLY FOR NAIJA U DEY SEE WONDERS.

Caracta: Medicine after death. What happened to the Sosoliso and Bellview investigations? Nigerians are angry! I am angry!

Csami: Another fictional speech made by a clueless n visionless president due 2 planless planlessness....whose fault GEJ? I just wish u'll b nxt

ayorins: Mmm...... To stay in ones house self na problem. Not to talk of to walk along the street

nefertitiram: Her name is not on the so called Manifest ‎​nah!

Onyeka Anyene;
Hurria Lawal;
Maimuna Anyene;
Bakisumiadi Yindadi;
Ebuka Enuma;
Oluchi Onyeyiri;
Sunday Enuma;
George Moses;
Ogechi Njoku;
Noah Anyene;
Kamsiyona Anyene;
Stanford Obrutse;
Kaiyenotochi Anyene;
Okeke Hope;
Rev. Ayodeji Cole;
Ngozi Cole;
Noah Anyene;
Ailende Ehi;
Oluwasegun Funmi Abiodun;
and Shehu Sahad Usman,
Alade Martins;
Onita Jennifer (Mrs);
Onita Josephine;
Ike Ochonogo;
Joy Alison;
John Ahmadu;
Akowe Fatokun Anjola;
Fatokun Olaoluwa;
Fatokun Ibukun;
Buhari Maikudi;
[size=48pt]Amina[/size] Idris Bugaje;
Ajani Adenle;
IkeAbugu;
Adijolola Abraham;
Obot Emmanuel;

Otegbeye Hadiza;
Ehioghae Sunny;
Onwuriri Celestine;
Abikalio Otatoru;
Noris Kim;
Eyo Bassey;
Njoku Charles;
Anibaba Tosin;
Okocha Christopher;
Sobowale Femi;
and Phillip Chukwu Ebuka,
Sparagano Lawrence;
Somolu Oluwakemi;
Ariyibi Temitope;
Meche Eke;
Ojugbana Amaka;
Ojugbana Christopher;
Buna Walter;
Coker Olumide;
Lilian Lass;
Mutittir Itsifanus;
Yusuf Alli;
Lt. Col. Jumbo Ochigbo;
Eribake Wale;
Zhai Shuta;
Wang Yu;
P. Awani;
O. Awani; N. Chidiac;
Rijoel Dhose; Li Hizha;
Apochi Godwin;
Lang Yi;
Yinusa Ahmed;
Faysal Inusa;
Mojekwu Adaobi;
Ibrahim D;
Bamaiyi Adamu;
Ifekowa Jones;
Peter Nosike;
Anthony Nwaokocha;
Mahmud Aliyu;
Nnadi John;
Akweze Elizabeth;
Dorothy Adedunni;
Echeidu Ibe;
Maria Okulehi;
Jennifer Ibe;
Okoko junjip;
Sarah Mshelia;
Ahmed Mbana;
Okonji Patrick;
Oyosoro Rajuli;
Oyosoro Ugbabio;
Kaikai Farida;
David Kolawole Fortune;
Eyinoluwa David Kolawole;
Kaltum Abubakar;
and Dakawa Mahmud.
Patience Sunday Udoh;
Asuquo Iniebong;
Onemonelese Aimeihi;
Onyeagocha Chidinma;
Onyeagocha Ogechi;
Ike Okoye;
Amaka Raphael;
Ijeoma Onyinjuke;
Garba Abdul;
Aisha Abdul;
Benson Oluwayomi;
Anthony7 Opara;
Taiwo Lamidi;
Awodogan Olusanmi;
Obi Chinwe;
Shaibu Memuna;
Major I.G Mohammed;
Nagidi Ibrahim;
Attah Anthonia;
Shaibu Sam;
Ifeanyi Orakwe;
Obinna Akubueze;
Li Rui;
Xie Zhenfeng;
Oko Eseoghene;
Chukwuemeka Okere;
Adetunbi Adebiyi;
Ibrahim Mantakari;
Was Ruth;
Wasa Awiyetu;
Ojukwu Alvana;
Lawal Anakobe;
Nabil Garba;
Mohammed Falmata;
Ibrahim Jangana;
Okikiolu Olukayode;
Komolafe Olugbenga;
Dike Chinwe;
Dike Chike Ezugo;
Olusola Arokoyo;
Adetola Ayoola;
Akinola Olumodeji;
Olukoya Banji Saka Otaru;
Adeleke Oluwadamilare;
Yusuf Ibrahim;
Ikpohi Obiola;
Aikhomu Ehimen;
Levi Ajuonuma;
Mbong Eventus.

Hon. SuQ Ma'DIQ:
Dia's an adage dat says " when rich man dies, poor man wil start mourning. But wen poor man dies, rich man wil stil maintain his tight schedule of social, business etc activities "
For christ's sake more poor people die on our roads daily without it being even mentioned here. Now its an airplane, i should loose sleep? Mehn! Bleep d bar jesus!
Call me wat eva name u like, but LIVI AJONUMA, AIKHOMUs son n dia likes should rot in HELL. May dia likes neva hav peace, dead or alive. May more plane crashes visit our airways, cos only then wil our govt. take road construction n repairs seriously.
Dis is jst d beginning. Until d last of d 1st borns of dis EGYPTIANs n PHAROAHs go down, only then wil NIGERIA know real development and growth.
The WAGEs of LOOTING is death. God pass them.
The poor might beg n cry for want of basic amenities today, but dont espect tears in dia eyes wen God punishes dia oppressors tomorrow.
As for d fake nairaland mourners, open ur eye's flood gates n let d tears flow. Confused lot!

Lilboots: Nobody is playing pranks tpia etc. Can u pls move on! A plane carrying over 160 people and the manifest that was previously published contained 130 or so names. Are ther not some names missing? Pls check this link where Amina's name was listed in the manifesto. http://www.nigerianeye.com/2012/06/manifest-of-dana-air-that-crashed-in.html. Rather than trying to discredit people, try and sympathise with pple who have lost loved ones.

gohome: Amina Idris Bugaje;

gohome:

Onita Jennifer

Ike Ochonogo

John Ahmadu

Onyeka Anyene

Hurriya Lawal

Berkisum Yindadi

Ebuka Enuma

Oluchi Onyenyiri

Sunday Enuma

George Moses

Noah Anyene

Kamsi Anyene

Stamford Obruste

Kayinentochi Anyene

Okeke Hope

Rev Ayodeji

Ngozi Cole

Ailende Ehi

Oluwasegun Funmi Abiodun

Shehu Usman

Alade Martins

Onita Josephine

Ike Ochonogo

John Amadu

Aquade Roger

Osunbade Aderoju



Fatokun Anjola

Fatokun Olaoluwa

Ajani Adenike

Ike Abugu

Adijolola Abraham

Otegbeye Adiza

Ehioghae Sonny

Abikale Otatori

Ntoku Charles

Anibaba Tosin

Shobowale Femi

Somolu Oluwafemi

Ariyibi Temitope

Ojugbana Amaka

Ojugbana Xtopher

C Muti

Yusuf Ali

Lt Col Chumbo Ochigbo

D Awani

O Awani

N hidiac

Li Huizhu

Kang Yi

Inuza Ahmed

Fayzal

Mojekwu Adeobi

Ibrahim D

Peter Nosike

Mahmud Aliyu

Nnadi John

Akwezi Elizabeth

Adedunni Dorothy

Maria Okulehi

Jennifer Ibe


Mtshelia Sarah

Onyeagocha Chidinma

Ike Okoye

Amaka Raphael

Garba Abdu

Abdu Aisha

Benson Oluwayemi

Taiwo Lamidi

Awodogan Oluwasanmi

Major I.G. Mohammed

Attah Antonia

Li Riu

Ifeanyi Orakwe

Obina Akabueze

Chukwuemeka Okere

Adekunbi Adebiyi

Wasa Ruth

Nabil Garba

Ibrahim Jangana

Okikiolu Olukayode

Komolafe Olugbenga

Dike Chinwe

Olusola Arokoya

Olukoya Banji

Saka Otaru

Yusuf Ibrahim

Ikpoki Abiola

Levi Ajuonuma

Mbang

Orikinla: Many Nigerian guys are on Facebook to do nothing more than stalking girls and trying to hook them up.
I find this very unromantic and as a sort of obsession by men who don't have the balls to talk to girls or ladies offline. So, they post their smiling faces on Facebook and start stalking total strangers who also have posted their sexy pictures too.
You see these dogs sniffing at the girls on Facebook for hours.
They must be i-dio-ts.

Mynd_44: I expect threads from Onila not sane people

Harbioollah: 1. She must be as tall and beautiful as Omotola Jolade

2. She must belong to the skinny girls club,ie,she must be slim

3. She must be athletic and develop an interest in sports

4. She MUST speak fluent English and possess the ability to communicate in French

5. She must have at least a Bsc Degree

6. She must be a person that would rather negotiate than fight

7. She must be a good cook like my Mother
and most importantly,

8. She Must be good in Bed

bin gbagbo: "bin my dear, i must say i was really shocked when you spoke of your love for me. for now, i will tell you that i have a guy, but i will love to have you as well.my biggest dream is to kiss that your sweet lips. . .sweet love "

OK/2/NV:
YOU SWINE. YOU VULGAR LITTLE MAGGOT. YOU WORTHLESS BAG OF FILTH. YOU ARE A CANKER, AN OPEN WOUND. YOU'RE A PUTRESCENT MASS, A WALKING VOMIT. YOU ARE A SPINELESS LITTLE WORM DESERVING NOTHING BUT THE PROFOUNDEST CONTEMPT. YOU ARE A JERK, A CAD, AND A WEASEL. I TAKE THAT BACK; YOU ARE A FESTERING PUSTULE ON A WEASEL'S RUMP. YOUR LIFE IS A MONUMENT TO STUPIDITY. YOU ARE A STENCH, A REVULSION, AN OVERFLOWING LATRINE, A BIG SUCK ON A SOUR LEMON. I WILL NEVER GET OVER THE EMBARRASSMENT OF BELONGING TO THE SAME SPECIES AS YOU. YOU ARE A MONSTER, AN OGRE, A MALFORMITY. I BARF AT THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU. YOU HAVE ALL THE APPEAL OF A PAPER CUT. LEPERS AVOID YOU. YOU ARE VILE, WORTHLESS, LESS THAN NOTHING. YOU ARE A WEED, A FUNGUS, A STINKING SNOTRAG, THE DREGS OF THIS EARTH. YOU ARE A TECHNICOLOR YAWN. AND DID I MENTION THAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU ARE A SQUEAKING RAT, A MISTAKE OF NATURE AND A HEAVY METAL BAGPIPE PLAYER. YOU WERE NOT BORN. YOU WERE HATCHED INTO AN UNWILLING WORLD THAT REJECTS THE LIKES OF YOU. YOU DIDN'T CRAWL OUT OF A NORMAL EGG, EITHER, BUT RATHER A MUTANT MAGGOT EGG REJECTED BY AN EVIL SCIENTIST AS BEING BELOW HIS LOW STANDARDS. YOUR ALLEGED PARENTS ABANDONED THEIR BASTARD WHELP AT BIRTH AND THEN DIED OF SHAME IN RECOGNITION OF WHAT THEY HAD DONE TO AN UNSUSPECTING WORLD. GO EAT SHIT AND DIE.