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“But we are bothered that Asari Dokubo, Edwin Clark and co are turning President Goodluck Jonathan into an Ijaw leader instead of the President of the Federal republic of Nigeria that he is.”

pot calling kettle black. how about them recalling their activities 4(+-)1 years ago when they took delight in reducing Yar'Adua to the northern governor?

Baba Alaji: You see how beggers demanding thier right. But think with your normal sense, those politicains wasting our money like trash and if you and I can make a peaceful protest demanding our right is far better than commenting nonsense in this site. I mean you that you are not a begger can you tell me the deffrnc between u n d beggers in our great Nation? So de r seekin on dia y can u seek urs. Each year we budget on any infrastroktur bt stil wost dan b4. Dia's meni angle I nid 2 toch bt we'r stil stupid in ds 9ja. So cheq ur Akamu brain den think weller my felow 9ja.

lol at award winning aboki.
seems you are their financial secretary

miteolu: Yes

can you bet your destiny on it?

3 -3 first round

she's fighting now. hope edith will do us proud

i do not fancy it. I can't imagine telling iya beji 'ma, i wan 4 hungry man pack indomie". damn

deuce there



Go #Team9ja. We love you guys

If you sprint against bolt, the best you can aim for is the silver medal. When bolt is sprinting, his eyes are on the clock while his opponents' eyes are on him(bolt)

In as much as I do not count mine, machines are not to be trusted. Once upon a time, i wanted to withdraw money via atm. After the whole processes, my money got stuck in the machine. The next guy came to withdraw and the machine paid him with mine own. We had to reach an agreement so as to get mine from him 'cause he thought the Nigerian god had 'blessed' him.

There was another day and on that day, i inserted 98 pieces of N1,000 in a counting machine but the machine counted it as 96 pieces . . .

What i'm trying to say is that every computed machine will always be accompanied with a MTTF

coogar: ajanlekoko - what a plonker!
i have seen more intelligent horses at the london olympics

God of mercy. Chei!!

alright, you came last but i'm still proud of you. You did your best. I've got that belief you won't disappoint next time.

alright, you came last but i'm still proud of you. You did your best.

cintia: I just sees him as being stingy

and what if you are pregnant?

Thank goodness. That's my school chancellor

if we watch arsenal match(es) together

So those lazy SS think they will survive on their own. They won't last 4 years. Our problem is our individual/average mindset. Well, I'm a ND son but should they split, I won't join them. I would rather join the illustrious Igbos

for conji matters

you think it's overrated.
dabrake knows it's overrated

As in? you gave her money? Why

ayobase: Mine is slightly different.
This gel started loving me right from our pre-degree days...lovelorn she was
We were so close as friends...got admitted into the same department.
I wanted bleeping her, but that might challenge our friendship.
As Engineers, and always on the go due to departmental stress, I was always buying her corn, groundnuts and et al.
Eventually, she was hooked by a mate in Mech Engr.
In conclusion, we were always make jest of ourselves anytime we meet.
''corn buyer like u, u no gree talk in time before another man came my way, who knows if u sabi d thing sef''
''look at u, you wey I just dey pity, come try me and see if I wont dislocate ur hips....''
We can continue like this for mins....a very close and true friends she has been!

same with mine with exception of the engineering faculty

tj-dj:
Americans should reciprocate this gesture with GEJ special College for the shoeless

I think it's better that way

masterpiecer: i dont think its much of a problem, its just a pix, moreover they were married before and i believe they were once good friends, so aving a pix of an old friend shouldnt b a bad idea, at least she hid it frm u, she truely dont want to hurt ur feelings, maybe u should ask her to destroy it since she is no longer in a relationship with him again, secondly, try to get really close to ur wife, be her best friend, dat way she would hide ur in her heart.
wish u good luck

So I actually wasted some seconds of my life reading this.

Idowuogbo: @ Ogbuefi

Lmfaoooo!!

madam, your own tori na im we dey wait so

greatgod2012: this thread is interesting sha.
O.k
my own,
i fell in love with a guy who claimed to be a pastor but to me,he was a fake pastor because of how he behaves, telling lies, doing runs,(a banker) etc,so to cut d long story short, he broke my heart,and then i had a male frend , just ordinary friend o, know almost everythng about me including my relationship with d fake pastor, so when i was heathbroken, as usual, i went to his place to let hm know what happened,so i went there and noticed that from d begnning to d end of my story he didnt say anythng,so i challenged him why he'z not saying anything and he just sighed,after much pressure from me, all he said was dt he loved me snce we've been friend since our secondary schl days but did not know how to say it because of our closeness,so, that is how we started, and today,we're blessed with 3 children.
From childhood friendship to marriage. I've never for one day regret marryng him. Thank God i was dssappointed by d 1st guy.

wow!!! so cute

It was on my birthday when I received a phone call from my girl to breeze in campus which I did. As I got to campus, we walked straight into a hall, were watching a movie, . . . Of recent, my departmental president was beginning to cling to her but I would always turn a blind eye. So on that day while we were watching a movie, she just, all of a sudden, screamed "chei!! presido must have finished his project defense oh. Let's go and watch him". Initially, I refused but she later convinced me in which I followed her up. I happened to be a very popular guy in campus and I've gat that high rep in my department as ogbuefi so while we mere climbing the stairs, my colleagues were packed in one corner checking their released result(s) as school had just resumed . . . as we reached the first floor, she saw my departmental president, screamed "presido!!!", ran towards him, jumped on him and kissed him while all my colleagues(senior, junior and level) watched in a boolean eye movement(from her to me) because they all knew I was dating her . . . presido lamented her refusal to watch his defense and she promised to make it up to him that night. Meanwhile, I don swallow spittle tire everybody dey watch. . .
Fast forward, about a week later, I was swaggering towards the department when I noticed everyone staring at me and I was like "wetin I do again? I wear back of shirt? I wear 'rice and beans' shoe? my kokoro dey show? . . ." As soon as I reached my department, the first thing I noticed was my picture, her pix and that of my president on our notice board. She was the newly crowned queen and our editorial board was interviewing her. During the interview, she was asked and I quote this "Sometime last week, eye witness(es) watched you run into the arms of the departmental president and you also locked a kiss with him with your supposed boyfriend(me) watching. . ." and she cuts "Nsikan and I weren't dating". madam, end am there nah, she no gree. Then she added "we were close because he would always help me with my assignments. You know how difficult calculus, programming, statistics, kirchhoff's rule and others were now? Whenever I call on him to help me with my assignments, he would never disappoint me . . . " . . . Worse still, it took the DOI donkey years to update our notice board. I need not tell you how that semester went on
And my name changed from ogbuefi to assignment boyfriend.



I've tried so hard to summarize it. It was actually longer than that

@topic,
borrow shawarma

Lov4sat: If I be you I go give thanks to god for the baby face. when other are worried about the weekly shaving and other side effects that comes with it some body is here looking to grow face hair abi wetin you call am

God bless your father jare. you beat me to that

Dear RVP,


I would like to congratulate you on your remarkable achievement last season. You finished the campaign unscathed, carted away numerous individual awards, and broke several club and Premier League records; a feat that will go down in Arsenal history books.


You brought harmony, peace and respect to the squad on and off the pitch.


Big man, big responsibility; You handled it very well, even much more than I expected.


As an Arsenal supporter, I have seen many great players and I have to confess, You are a bottomless pit of creativity with “genius” written all over you.


But, on the 4th of July 2012, you dropped the bombshell that turned Arsenal into turmoil, when you released a statement declaring your intention not to put pen to paper on the contract the club has offered you.


Who am I to tell you what to do? But I know one thing for certain, Arsenal it was, Arsenal it is and Arsenal it will be.


Many people have criticized us for lacking ambition, that I might not dispute, but we are still the quickest out of the block this season, with the capture of Lukas Podolski and Olivier Giroud.


I had believed that it was a step in the right direction, bringing in proven all-round strikers to tow a truck-size goal scoring burden off you.


Despite being one step behind, we still managed to qualify for the Champions League at the expense of free-spending Liverpool, Tottenham and Chelsea who only qualified as champions.


You have been at the club for eight years, I can only say I have seen you on the pitch for only two seasons. In these two seasons you were absolute class, scoring spectacular goals.


The remaining six years were shrouded with injuries, injuries and more injuries that ultimately earned you the nickname, “The Man of Glass”.


During this troubled times, when a section of the fans wanted you out, Guess who was there? Arsene Wenger! If he had succumbed to the demands of those fans that wanted you out, you would have been doing an "Alberto Aquilani" now


As much as I will love to credit last season to your brilliance, I believe there was a certain word called “teamwork”.


It wasn’t just teamwork, It was the entire Arsenal squad playing as a family. The bond and togetherness was so strong, your team mates would have sacrificed anything for you.


If you remember the game against Wigan in the DW Stadium where we ran out as 4-0 winners, Theo Walcott had the chance to be on the score sheet, but he chose to delay the ball, before giving you the easiest of assists for a simple tap-in.


Everyone wanted you to be successful.


I look at Wayne Rooney and Luis Nani, I wonder how many times I’ve seen then have a go at each other. That bond between players is what money cannot buy.


They said you made the perfect runs for the likes of Alex Song to pick you out? What happened at the European Championships? You needed mobile phones to communicate with Arjen Robben and Wesley Sneijder.


Now your ambition has grown bigger than that of the club in one brilliant season? Where was the ambition when you were sent packing in Holland, where was it when Arsenal catered for your rehab, where was the ambition when you received cash for years for work undone?


Time to reap the faith Arsenal showed in you, your ambition suddenly grew wings?


I really don’t blame you, I blame Arsene Wenger.


His undying faith and persistent trust in players (Mathieu Flamini, Samir Nasri, Gael Clichy et al) that turns around and spits on his face.


Gianfranco Zola was one of the most talented players the Premier League has ever seen. What did he achieve with Chelsea? But his name will forever remain up there as a legend in every sense of the word.


Finally, I will like to thank you for the good times, the amazing goals (I’ve lost count), the get-out-of-jail free cards (I’ve also lost count).


I wish you well in your career, all the best at your next club. Go win trophies mate.


When you eventually leave do me a favour, forget everything Arsenal and please do not talk about us.


The small badge in front will always be bigger than the name tag at the back.


Goodbye RVP

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ZUBY77: Sometimes i m diasppointed at the level of hypocrisy people exhibit in Nigeria.
Kanu Nwankwo married a 17 year old girl and heaven didnt fall. Oh, he has money!.
@18, a girl can get married and continue her education. This guy wants some kind of protection for his [/b]love and [b]money.
My advice is to brace yourself. Tell her you are no longer interested in training her if she wont marry you now. You can always go back to her when she gets all the degrees.. If she agrees fine. If she refuses fine.

lol as the girl being an investment. omo, naija guys don tire me jare.

sexkillz, you are very wicked. we don batter the guy enough abi e nor do you?
all nairalanders go kill the guy now. abeg, comot this thread from front page

Highbros: I don't understand girls these days o. I've been dating this girl for a year plus now and all has been going well with the relationship. I've been responsible for all her financial needs but the problem is; now she wants to go to the university, not that I have a problem with that but I proposed to her and she said yes but that'll be after her first-degree. that's where the problem is. This girl is 18 and very beautiful. The university is like freedom, anything can happen. Should I sponsor her to school first or?? Please, I need your advice.

if only we've got bouncers in this sub forum, . . .