₦airaland Forum

Kingklent:
I've noticed that whenever my gf sees me with a girl whose kind of hotter she always stays with me till the other gurl is gone this incident occured earlier today I was with a course mate of mine nd I saw one of her friends nd we greeted nd I went to take my second lecture of the day 2mins later a friend of mine drew my attention to my gf who was in the same lecture hall with me we don't study the same course. She was jst sitted at the back watching me I got uncomfortable nd met her she said her lecture jst nd she came to see me am suspecting she's insucered with me
Ladies do you usually do this to ur boyfriends

maybe she is that much in love with you.
You never watch twilight? Why do you think ladies love Edward?

We were both amateurs, jamming our teeth and drooling saliva everywhere. I hated the idea of kissing until I met another girl with lots of experience......... now I love it.

adioolayi:
The wind of Change is everywhere..... Click Like if you can feel it...
Southwest locked down for the General, From LAGOS where I work, to OGUN where I school...From OYO where I reside enroute EKITI where I just visited Last Saturday (Passed through OSUN and ONDO)...The wind of CHANGE so strong!
#Ihavedecided
#IhavePVC
#IamVotingGMB

I hope all the likes you get will increase your bank account. Smh

GenBuhari:
There is a grand deception taking place.

These photos are almost certainly innocent civilians killed by Chadian troops.

Please read my signature below:

grand deception? Something must be wrong with your brain sir.

kilokeys:
In developed countries.. when you are forced to withdraw from ur ATM. all u have to do is enter the reverse of ur pin.. it would dispense cash but alert the police the same very moment..

if ur pin is 1234, enter 4321..

shikena..

Naija we hail theee..

even if banks in nigeria have such measures in place, which police officer in naija will even respond to the alert?

its going to have the same problems that we have experienced with infinix zero
1) over heating
2) poor battery life ( small battery+ over heating)
3) very very fragile screen

wtf?

shadowgwalker:
whether you guys like it or not,you got no choice this election. if you like press your wretched finger on apc. it won't just capture cos your vote won't count.

whether you like it or not like it ,yo are to vote GEJ! I luv my Nigeria, I don't want any hooligan destroying my country.

I pity you.

DaBullIT:
[size=18pt]Always complaining about APC and Buhari , find something better to do , the man who used the words meant well, only illiterates will think illiterates will misinterpret GMB[/size]

tbh it's actually the illiterates that cause all the problems. I agree, buhari should be more cautious.

It did not surprise me that he refused to participate in a debate by a TV station controlled by the corrupt PDP.

Saibuhari.

Gej will be in the hall of shame after Feb 14.

I wonder how much pdp paid the AIT management for this shameless behavior.

The OP is clueless.

tanfani:
You're obviously a parrot . Thinking must hurt your brain real bad.. feeling sorry for you already

as in eh! The thing sef tire me.

SetrakusRa:
If reffering to people to where they'll sort out their problems isn't help, then i don't know what is... Or rather, what's your definition of "advert"? I mean, thanks to her, most people whom don't know of any Carlcare centers around, she normally reffers them to some phone collecting point.

If that isn't help but advertisement, then we need more of this advertisement... ...or just maybe i dont understand the OP.

she is just doing what she is paid to do. Jezz! Unless the carlcare center do the repairs for free I don't she how she is helping anybody. We all have where we fix our phones before the "carlcare" centers came into existence.
I don't support the op on the banning issue but the carlcare agents are definitely not angels from above. They are just hustlers

parrotibaba:
As for d other ish ,here is a screenshot proving ur a$$ wrong ,learn how to appreciate for once on ur life.. she clearly told d ninja to factory reset after backing up important files ,tell me hw dats not a useful help?

dude, her reply is just 5% help and 95% advert.

luyemee:
Blackberry torch 1 for sale or swap for q10. Interested? Drop comments

lmao.
this has to be the most asinine post of the year!!!

As if Selfie sticks are not dumb enough.

my orobo ladies, it's your time to shine

sammy52:
clean i phone 3 for sell for just 15k .............if interested call me on 08039427748 ......or on whatsapp

very Hilarious

why should any sane person want to run inferior java apps on an android phone?

NOIBMUUL:
Can you tell your wife to give you BJ or subject her to styles that you fantasize about or see in porn movies? Guy, get real!!!

dude, I get Bjs from my girlfriend....... I don't think the Bjs will just stop because we are married. What's wrong with trying new styles with your wife?

Bros! marry someone when you are still young and active, don't wait until you are 45 and your mum is forced to get a 35yrs old woman that will no longer have time for fun se.x.

2. When They Pay For It, They Derive More Pleasure.

This is just very silly..... shey they paid bride prize?

Back then driod fans use said any phone with 1gb ram will never hang or lag. Now it's 2-3gb lol

They can't just admit the fact that andriod will never be as smooth as ios or windows....... the iphone 6+ has just 1gb ram yet it can run any app the Note 4 with 3gb ram can run, enough said.

Ennyhorlar:
It is not clear however where the paper was
obtained from. It contains neither dates,
nor signatures hinting on the origin of the
“document” containing 11 steps.
The politician shared the photo of the
paper and tweeted:
“This extract from Jonathanians’ 2015
Election Plan B is on social media. Read
what the evil shoeless ones are up to!”
See the transcript (unchanged) below:
[illegible] Elections
1. Freeze political activities in order to
defeat Boko Haram and restore peace and
security especially in Borno and Yobe
states.
With Elections
2. Use third force to paralyse opponents
and with elections
3. Let Borno and Yobe – [illegible] to PD
retain Borno and get soft landing for Yobe
including Bauchi
4. Increase act of Boko Haram in A;B &
Yobe and harassment of Emirs and District
head loyal go Governors
5. Attack police and Military barracks as
per third force edge
6. Decrease financial position of Governors
of A, Borno & Yobe or impeach them
through simple majority in line with non
compliance of Governor
7. Refuse elections to give PDP simple
majority in terms 25% to Mr. “P” through
Ali Modu Sheriff and other friends
8. Ensure adequate empowerment of PDP
candidates
9. Freezing all aids to APC governors in
North East
10. Allocation of more money to PDP
states decline to APC governors
11. Disallow both governor and cause
political unrest i.e ethnic of Boko Haram or
third force i.e, Kano, Yobe, Borno,
Adamawa, Niger inclusive depending on
peace in Nasarawa.

Mr op where is your source/proof? This is treason .

EroticAngelina:
Thats nt how my vagiina looks like.

who da fuc,k asked you?

Whatsapp is for texting period! All the other fancy features won't be that important especially here in Nigeria.

onatisi:
u won't believe it but many people love big phones .I hate the bbs I am using because the screens are small. The big screen is ths selling point of the passport. Just like the statement made by the company the screen is to enable business ppl do all their task and make them feel as if it is their office . Once the price comes down ,the passport will sell like hotcake in the nigerian market. Afterall many android phones have similar sizes and users don't complain .

it's not it's size that is the problem, it is its shape. It's super awkward to hold especially with one hand. I believe the passport was strictly meant for work (business).