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Makes me remember a writeup I read

Girls

Fake eye lashes

Fake fingernails

Fake pink lips

Fake boobies

Fake arse

Even fake towtow


But they want a real man

Rivalry

ijebu2020:
HELLO I BELIEVE SOMEONE CLOSE TO YOU IS NOW BENEFITTING FROM THIS BUHARI/APC GOVERNMENT..THAT IS WHY URE NOW SPEWING RUBBISH..U EVEN WENT AS DUMB AS SAYING OFFICIAL PRICE FOR PMS IS 86.5 AND HE SHOULD REPORT AN HIGHER PRICE..SO TO REPORT TO WHO?...LET ME ADVISE YOU IF URE ENJOYING THE RUBBISH AND WASTAGE TODAY COS UR RELATIVE IS ONE OF THOSE IN POWER NOW..I BET 4 YEARS TO COME U WILL REGRET IT AND YOU AND YOUR BENEFICIARY MAY END UP LIKE DASUKI......NONSENSE ONLY GOD KNOWS HOW SOME OF YOU REASONS OR..HISSS

11. Don't create distracting posts with: ALL WORDS BOLD / huge font sizes / ALL CAPS / distracting imagesspaces, etc. You could get banned

Looks Ike a 12 year pounded YAM is burning this facka in his mouth

Biafra the land of milk and honey



I bet this will be the source of GDP when they finally get their wish

2015 visit Fayose has gotten dumber since then

Bleh




News made me puke

The more they ridicle him, the less he's likely to show face on social media, you steal you disrespect yourself , you become a laughing stock


Oh and he should be happy if he was tried in Saudi, they'd have chopped up both his hands

Mumu Post again


First you are a Liar Petrol doesnt sell for 300+ the official price is 86.5 and if your greedy brothers are selling above , report them


2 Everything is expensive in the country, tell me that what you bought for a price 4 years ago has the same price now?


Dude did you whip those numbers out of your arze ? Even if so, this is probably due to connections and travels he embarked upon when sworn in, and yes it wasn't a wasted trip, US and UK are sending soldiers and anti mine cars from US , Dubai releasing names of politicians with properties, Swiss to return Abacha loot I'd say it's money well spent, I know your numbera are fake just putting in your place


Another number pulled out of your arze


The people GEJ selected did they improve Nigeria? Doesn't matter if they are economists or not they ruined the country, someone who is fighting corruption should not have a thief on his team


Brb

If you want the money


For and collect from his fiancé

Why dem dey beg dem dey go school? Shebi Na pipe dem Sabi destroy

If you wan post story post story no dey give us link

I believe in Buhari

Not shocked

ajepako:
Another campaign promise fulfilled..

APC chanji...

Iya Sheri, Iya wasiu, Iya tope, Iya monsura, Alfa sale, Iya toheebu, Iya karimo..

How market na?

Market fine o , you don buy kerosene for 50 before?

Hey what is kerosene?




Here in Uzbekistan



We use green gas

BoleynDynaSTY:
Op must u seek attention every minute? Don't die over igbo matter,its slowly turning to An obsession and its sickening

And you know he's seeking attention how?


You stalking him is becoming an obsession and it's sickening






In other news


Train up your child in the way of the Law and when he grows he won't get shot

mrodogu:
Biafra and ultimatum e be lyk olosho and condom

My friend


You don't need condoms for some. Oloshos but I get your point


Let them go fake another protest at the white house of Ugeli forest

I don't trust the source



But if its true there are two things involved



Either the Navy got greedy or didn't get paid as agreed

.. Or Sai BaBa's body language is changing everybody's mentality


Either way good job

Maybe #1 won't exchange for $20 but I know Nigeria will be greater than it was

ministeriallist:
This is the most stup id heading I've seen. Modes, pls remove

You don't waste time calling stuwpid

Stuwpid next time do what I'm about to do

Hit report button

O jo luge o fe sunkun


Uwazirike peeve leeeeeee ooooooo





Marafaker

Uwazirike



How market??

Hehehe



Oloriburuku fifle

Dan banza shege mutum

This guy I no like you or your posts but sadly this is reality in world of Islam


And I'm sure the rapist is a refugee from Syria

This riddle long


Too long


Answer is simple



Stop being mumutic


It's injurious to your health


Although you tried to hide your real intention, but we don't all think the same way so I know where this is going

How do you expect some people to love some people?


In Nigeria today, some people's allocation is more than thrice of Osun people, yet they claim marginalization



Some people collect salary for no job whatsoever, yet those people are the ones who vandalize pipelines


Some people were sponsored to study abroad, scholarship and stuffs, these people are the ones calling the president a dunce, they are protesting


Some people found a fat pig, they milked it, took its fat took everything delicious, they wanted to come back to eat the bone , these same people are the ones asking for a country within a country



There's one north Hasua/fulani several dialects


There is one Yoruba several dialects



But [i]S[/i]uometime[b]S[/b]


Is different from [b]S[/b]ometimes[b]E[/b]lse

and

That too is different from[b] N[/b]o [b]D[/b]evelopment




Even though they are basically one with different dialects just like everybody else



They are the ones who will call in to mention a mesuya's address promising to kill him and burning a whole country to the ground but when they perpetrator is arrested they go around protesting calling an innocent man of integrity a tyrant



They are the ones who will protest that Olisa Metuah is handcuffed and must be released because he's their brother



My point is


THE LITTLE IRRATIONAL THINGS THAT PEOPLE DO AND SAY US WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE PEOPLE CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND WE WILL GET ALONG JUST FINE


Seun, mynd44 I did not mention any body's tribe and I did not insult anyone, my comment is direct, I shall not be liable for implied translations of what I have just written here

If you had any idea how many mentions I had to reply for calling the news inappropriate and fake?....




Most of online Internet users are just too stewpyd and too lazy to research, one extraordinarily stewpyd beech insulted the hell out of me, I told her the write up is too africanny


It couldn't be from trump , I even showed her keywords to search on Google to find if CNN published the news, she's like it's because wetin wetin


I told the blogger I will personally report his blog to the authorities and I DID


Had it been that cyber bill has been passed and those marafaka in a part of the country didn't say it was decree 9 I'm sure useless rubbish like that won't be making front page on NL


Lucky for Seun they didn't make him an unwilling accomplice cos the news never made FP or maybe I just missed it



Anyhow research before making sentimental comments and I advise all Nairaland users



FOR THE NEWS OR POST YOU READ

IF THE SOURCE IS A BLOG


CLICK "REPORT BUTTON"


RULE 6 AND RULE 9



Let the trashy posts never see light of the day


And if you are a blogger reading this and some of your posts disappeared


Na me do you especially that goat who always posts mercy Johnson having sex with a dog mp4

Yo this marafaka dead men

OmoAjowa7:
I know some re.t.ards will still come here and form defenders

Awon john Terry

Na dem I find come o


Mumu pipu wey no get sense,

I don't trust you blog as a matter of fact I no dey click your link



But common sense go tell person say Jonathan must go Jail


Apart from say everybody before am dey die


As assistant captain, class captain die , you Sabi the story


He meet plenty money for ground from Obasanjo savings (excess crude) this guy chop am finish


He do subsidy without common sense


He come carry pin give atm Dasuki politicians come dey withdraw anyha



Walahi he suppose Don dey prison and even gbagbo wey do any ha still dey chop beans for prison



Jonathan must enter jail

Then they said Buhari is a fool



Who is the fool now? Is Kerry also witch hunting?



Awon ashiere