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jeffizy:
[color=#007700] One step in the right direction .

Step by step, the yam will become whole again.


Nigeria is no longer for sticky handed people.
Take note!! [/color]

My brother, That yam can never be whole again once it is sliced and shared

However , there are some Yams that when not properly cooked, it causes throat irritation and vomit

People are going to use their properties and stuffs to pay back what they ate, at least if we recover 75% Kudos to the Govt

If you want to threaten , threaten

If you want to beg, beg


Which one is war on many fronts, He concern you ? abi them tell you say Army reserves don finish ?


Yyeye people , na so so group group dem go dey form up and down

to rescue Kanu , dem no fit, To start Wwalaha , dem no fit

Don't kee your yam at home

It's taking too long already

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Toks2008:
I have seen many ladies flaunt their endowments yet no man is willing to have most of them as wives and I kept wondering what could be wrong.
I have come to know that guys are wiser now and a reasonable man will not mind marrying a humble respectful reserved super ugly lady rather than have a manner-less and sharp tongued sex symbol as a wife but would rather bleep and dump such.


You get several likes in no time whenever you display your pics on social media and they call you Hot girl’, pretty girl’, sexy girl’ yet no man can stay with you neither can you stay with any-man because of your lack of manners and regard for men.

Of what use is your outward beauty if you are still single at a marriageable age when the assumed less beautiful ladies are settling down happily and quickly?



[b][color=#000099]Most hot chics are arrogant, proud,impatient.too picky,disrespectful and always eager to turn down men or break up promising relationships because their beauty easily controls them and they believe a new man will always come around in no time.

More pathetic is the fact that many hot chics seem to believe they can achieve more in life with their physical beauty rather than hard work or even academic qualifications.We can see such in many tertiary institutions and business organizations whoring their way up their career ladder or to get good grades.

Most of these hot chics as they call them are intellectually dumb and i begin to wonder if their hotness is actually an exchange for their brains. Many of them can not hold up intelligent conversations but are always mostly concerned about fashion and very eager to expose their body shamelessly for the world to see forgetting that by so doing,they are shutting the doors of their life to responsible men while attracting those who are only interested in sampling the product they are advertising.

And after it dawns on them how reckless they have been,they usually come up with these defensive consolatory lines that "Everybody has a past,They are happy the way they are,marriage is not for everyone,i don't need marriage to be happy" but they secretely cry inside and wished they can turn back the hands of time.
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Yes your looks will win you so many men; both the good, and the bad, but your inner beauty, your character and manner are the things that will determine whether any of those men would stay or run after accomplishing their missions.

The dumbest thing i have heard a hot chic say is "I'm so hot that at least 10 men approach me in a week"

NEWS FLASH!: A thousand men can approach you in one month yet none of these men will be interested in walking you down the Aile but will only use your sorry ass and dump you.

On the final note please let this sink into your brain.."If you think you are too hot to be with one man then be ready to be sampled by many men..the choice is all yours.

Be reasonable and understand that there is a thin line between when your beauty becomes a blessing or a curse on you...be wise.

Hope this makes a little sense.

Biatches ain't loyal

If it costs $700k per one


It will be a money well spent for Buhari and FG


You people just think Militants are ghost don't you


Even if they hide in creeks or rocks , bunker busters will break their covers

If they hide in forests, Barrel bombs will level the whole area

If they hide in shrubs or underwater, carpet bombs will force them out

You'll bring war upon yourself and let the innocent people die and a few years later you'll be claiming massacre in your stewpydly stupyd blogs

It'll be a waste of time to send foot soldiers to them, let the Navy and Airforce invade then you'll know the most evil of all the evil men in the world of militants also bleed red blood

Cholls wicked na im you be

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Nigerians

That warning is a fair one


When Buhari starts his own I hope people won't come here and scream massacre

Is the world awarding degrees for protesting?

yomi007k:
Nigeria is broke, can't dey understand?

Still they are bombing pipelines

I am thought it , i have said it and will continue to say it

PMB issued warnings to community leaders in ND will be held responsible for further pipeline sabotages and bombings


Buhari doesn't just issue warnings, i bet he's got list of names of those who will disappear or arrested


If these youths let this escalate , Army will be drafted to SS and SE and ND ,


They will cause it themselves and they will say Buhari is a tyrant

I hope they have some sense soon because eventually Buhari will have to act , they have called him vindictive, wicked and stuffs, They might just let him act it out

Talk is cheap abeg

You would think people have already learnt to mind their business and not pick things they didn't drop

Hmm


Buhari doesn't just speak he follows up with action


The be fore warned is to be fore armed


I don't want to hear marginalization o

I don tell you

Useless Marafaking assholes


If dem give am less bail na una gp still open 100 threads say Buhari no get sense

I hope they won't say this is tyranny

You go soon see end

Penisinpenisout:
Its truly depressing

You hide the truth from nigerian - "all politicians are liars"
You tell nigerians the gospel truth - "shut up and go back to work"

Your username though

kettykin:
How is it going to help lagos, lagos will now be yorubanised .how many odua investments are even working

Was Lagos Ibo-fied originally?

Chiiiisos


Can you contribute or give what you don't have?



Average of average of the average nigerian's
Salary is 60k/Mn = 720k PA


Family of 5-2 students average feeding =20k/Mn= 240k


Average house rent per year = 180k


Own a car? Yes

Average service per month 6k =72k PA

Children in Federal polytechnic average of 60k + 10k every month =60+120 ≠180k


Private secondary school average of 60k


Utility :

Water = he no dey

Light = average of 7k per month = 144k

Upkeep : clothes, tyre, emergencies, textbooks, subscriptions, transport and fuel, etc average of 300k PA





300k+ 144k+60k+180k+240k+72k+180k


Total = 1.17m deduct 720k


=


-456,000 gbèsè

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austinvsb1:
You want the Maximum wage but are not ready to contribute your quota to achieve that. You think the government will just wake up one day and increase your wages?! Increased wages happen all over the world as a result of boosted economy which occurs through judicious use of your paid taxes!

kontinu you hia!

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Tafa

.. Da don




Mumu wey dey complain about Metuah your eyes Don clear?

Looking forward to the day our Bank manager that gave our atm access to the country's vault


It'll be the best thing ever


I propose all yam eaters and suspected yam eaters be treated for any ailments in Nigeria, head nor pass head abeg


And #BringBackAlamesiya I know say he nor die

Buhari abeg

Dikko

Style

Alams


Wherever he ran to

GenIgrigi:
**grins** You expect us to believe this trash? Where is the video evidence? Have you booed thiefnuubu that impoverished the innocent people of osun and fayemi by forcing arengbeshola to make donations to bourdillion? leaving the states financially moribund. Have you booed fashole 78 million website man, the way we boo out thieves like TA orji. **grins**

Wetin carry you reach here? You wan self-service untop Yoruba topic? If na person write this jargon for your Biafra topic na so so mumu mumu insult

I leave you for people wey go bash you

Yorubas





We da best





We don't support corrupt people

Before we even knew he ate yam, we didn't go to war because he was kidnapped


I love my Yoruba heritage, We run this country with moral and intelligence


Fuwk Dat Shyt


Yoruba ti take Over

Scenes from a movie abi?


If it's real I hope he's not a Nigerian






.
Hey wait before you start insulting



I said so because

Bad guy fit carry Roger Roger and check point enter italo

You are fair


This writeup is not one sided

. Good one OP


Good one

PDP



Barawos

Why did you skip the suggestions by COEAS?



Again I dare 1M Igbos to go on strike just to earn that Referendum



It

cunt

Happen


Sowie

LONJITARLE:
Op.... u are all most about to make a point. but them I remember

as soon as we have jobs,
as soon as the minimum wage is increased
as soon as a dollar is back to 150 naira
we will not wait for the government to come for our taxes, we will take it to them.

until then please go and sleep...

Best comment ever


OP failed to mention that OPEC states the lowest minimum wage is Nigeria's, even Pakistan or so their min wage is upwards of 40k

And that's for those who have jobs by the way it is easy for hundreds of graduates to die, immigration tragedy? Hundreds of thousands applied for A few hundred positions
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And I like that bit about taking our taxes to government

Some peeps will definitely hate Amaechi


.. Just for telling us