₦airaland Forum

Tydies:
Maybe Don Jazzy was right the cost of living in New york is too high and its really having an effect on D bang cuz right now that Niccur called d bang is as broke as hell..he can't even pay his staff anymore #OgaTitus

Furthermore Oga na Boss paddy na pally

If oga paddy said let's go back, as a partner dbanj is supposed to oblige while they work their deal out with Kanye , whatever an oga man sees sitting, dbanj can't see if he climbs koko mansion

Finally this will trend on Twitter I am sure Don jazzy will say something this week

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49cents:
Good comment but are you aware that this is a democracy? Its not a war! Amaechi gave the same venue to the APC just a week or two ago and now he is refusing the PDP that same venue citing lame reasons common!!!!!!

Every samart person would know that APC and PDP remain sides of the same coin, they both will rig, bribe, fight dirty just to get into power, they don't have ur interest at heart so don't be fooled!!!!

Thanks but like you said Amaechi had a reason it may sound lame, but to others it's not lame, also Apc probably requested ahead of time, every schedule would have been cleared for the APC campaign.

Whereas pdp made an impromptu request, forcing all scheduled activities to close

Just as GEJ's wife's visit caused 8 hour hold up on lagos roafs

2 hours delay and flights grounded for GEJ and his goons arrival in lagos

Delay and failure of OAU students due to cancelling of public transports because of his visit . Many people were stranded in town

Others had to trek from school gate to far exam centrez

Nigerians keep record of everything

okpamson15:
if are nt the campagn manage of this man then he made a mistake because ur talk can change a man to woman. I,m begining to...

Hmmmm

SeverusSnape:
chai!!
Boss, I'm innocent o.I've never visited that garden before.
HeheheheheheheheheheheHehehehehehehehehehehe

You be Don for that level, the biblical sower who sowed on fertile land

HCNS:
Hmmmm! My broda everyday I wake up to read what some persons here do come up with, I jst SMH! And say " who no go, no know" we have been there, we have seen it and we know how fr. Not a good experience!

The problem is some people are using ideology, some other people are using religion to view the political activities!

They lack foresight is why pdp's presiding over Nigeria has become a proverbial pond it's stagnant, smelly and disgusting we need a new stream , fresh colorless, odourless and dynamic

fleet7:
Another illitrate that doesn't understand the diffence between federal and state power.Go back to school and read about federalism,and don't come and show your ignorance in puplic Amaechi the claim hard man let him enter the stadium then he will know if its his father's money they used to build the stadium it or government money that got approved from the center

Exactly,

your so smart that you proved my point * all you care about is federal power. What you failed to acknowledge Is that power Is subdivided

Presidency Senate state local and individual even if GEJ paid for stadium, someone controls that state where the stadium is. If the man controlling the state says no. Why must your Oga forcefully take what he wants?

SeverusSnape:
Though I've never done it before, But I know this as a fact, The female condom is not fun to use, The male latex condom is better, More preferable and gives more excitement.

Imagine a guy inserting a condom and a woman doing the same, That sex will be so boring.
I know that's not how it's done, But just imagine.

[size=18pt] The sex will be soo boring because you have tasted the apple, you have eaten the hairy snail raw, otherwise you wouldn't have been able to tell the difference, it'll be warm , cozzy and pleasant as well[/size]

I suspect you of doing raw things, Go for blood test ha ha h aha

faithugo64:
Did you respect the office of the president when your permission was sought for??
amechi respect is reciprocal!!!

[size=20pt]They sought and he said no , GEJ's action is a typical abuse of power, the fact that Amaechi Said no , presidency should have found another venue and non of this would have happened, but the voices in GEJ's head told him


Haba , a whole you , you are the president for God's sake , this amaechi is a small boy to you, Oya command them to force the gate open and put soldiers everywhere, You are the Commander in chief joor

and the mumu just did that, You want to borrow something from someone even if you were the one who gave the person the thing initially, if the new owner says no , then accept no and look elsewhere, forcing what you want out of people is what we call Alonilowogba and that's what GEJ IS [/size]

TippyTop:
Best way would be to provide the originals rather than Oluwole certs. What do y'all think?
Can someone actually become president in this country with "oluwole" certificate?

Why do i feel like you recently heard Oluwole , its a slang associated with a syndicate , however you used it in the wrong context , go find something to do with your time, if there's nothing to do use your MB to download pornn or something , your not relevant and your not making sense

SAI BUHARI

okpamson15:
Is like this man wil try oh

Don't think it , be sure of it, We have so many model governors in so many states , mine is Aregbesola, He fulfilled his 100 day promise , even with the allocation intentionally halved by PDP and GEJ , If all these APC Governors have adorable records, Just imagine how well an APC president will perform , they have a mandate and follow it strictly, The aforementioned Governor is a proof that there can be change and development even as bad as the country is


and as for those who said GMB can't write shitttt , when was the last time GEJ wrote his own speech huh ? ? ?

and as for those blind bats who say they can't see infrastructure , development or change

Corruption and good governance If nobody has the liver to steal so much wouldn't Nigeria have more to spend on her citizens



Providing security, rest of mind to citizens and ending insurgency isn't is enough to live in peace and at peace of mind


Kind General won't neglect Niger Delta , what more act of kindness do you want


Good Infrastructures fr Hospitals , portable water , e.t.c and cheap health care, affordable hospital bills while receiving German hospital style treatment


Agriculture , when supply is more than demand , price drops , excess food production = cheaper food for Nigerians, Rice at 2000 per bag, 15 tubers of yam for 400 , when there's food, no hungry man, no hungry man = no angry man ....no angry man=no mend, massob, or boko haram


Economic prosperity = implementing measures that'll boost economy, boost in economy-= increased minimum wage Increased minimum wage and cheap food, = more savings to achieve your dreams


Power = Stable power at affordable costs =more industries coming to Nigeria


ICT and youths, Nigeria is yet to put 40 percent of youth abilities to use, developing youths = developing potentials
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I believe in this dream , it can happen , SAI BUHARI

I wouldn't say enemies per say, but i'll say eggsacktly , This same incident happened in Osun , people took rice and money frm Omisore but still voted for Aregbesola

Omisore was angry and he Organized PDP thugs to attack PDP State/Local government coordinators , with specific instructions to drag them to him and account how they spent his money

Point being , It can happen,


Furthermore , An Hausa man wouldn't endorse, follow , support or vote for GEJ , not after seeing his incapability , Be reminded that Hausas are nt the ones threatening that Nigeria will cease to exist , all those who made the threats are GEJ's kinsmen , So many people believe Boko Haram is PDP's invention too

Perhaps there's a reason why Omo otuoke and likes have not been having a chance at presidency , me thinks when they get there they furck it all up


Stoned in Ife ,

Stoned in the North

Stoned in Osun

Sai Buhari until GEJ retires in prison

fitzmayowa:
Yuguda coming out now to say this, MIGHT be the TRUTH or NOT, but this sure point to a fact...Those GEJ surround himself with are his enemies, they just share the same party with him that's all...

Its a season of propaganda, where both parties thrive on propaganda you don't come out and burst the propaganda of your party like this and still claim you are with GEJ....

Well GEJ beans don done be that...

When its Nigerian Politicians , Even Dracula is a Learner

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Yo , Dog, your wrong about this one

Niwdog:
Ikana mu'amu
Half of yorubas + all of me(Ndigbo) we give jimi agbaje the victory he deserves

Gej til 2019

So , Buhari did what he could and a record breaker at that for Nigeria , how many planes did GEJ buy except for his luxurious Presidential jets, we know their family and partners own most private airlines, Sai Buhari N to GEJ

So, the man's so dumb he needs rehearsal , they'll probably write his script for him too

Sai Buhari

No to GEJ

Looks like my faith in Buhari has been affirmed once more

Go on soun Buhari , We want you

Donmarrius:
[s][/s]Epistle depicting trashism.
Buhari has blood in his hand.

Why won't there be misfits and assholes in the society ? ?? , My comment was based on what the topic is and was specifically directed at someone , must you stalk me to view all my posts / find something to do with your life , Oloriibu Werey

Acidosis:
May God handle your life the way Buhari handled ptf

IDC, But you fowls have no points really defend your boss , your pig master your paymaster and leave my comments alone if you can't cope

Oloriburuku

and the way GEJ is handling the north for the past 6 years , so will your life be handled by those who are supposed to support / help you

Acidosis:
IF Jonathan wants to have you killed, he would have done that; a reasonable person knows Jonathan is fulfilling his transformation agenda while some unscrupulous elements under the auspices of "Power must CHANGE and go back to the northern masters" are busy waging war against his administration.

bwawahahahahhhhhhah another one is born every minute

Can't you see beyond hausa, northerner sentiment? If A Yoruba was the candidate and hausa his vp would you still accuse Buhari forming power must return?

May God transform your life the way GEJ transformed the north

Say amen if he sure for you

Òdè Òshì

tundeayo2020:
sorry what is MOFO ?

Never mind

Are you a blondie?

Change2015:
You are
#stupidasmud #thickasabrick


#change
#GMB
#APC

Dumbfurk how did you arrive at your halfcorcked Conclusion?

Nogen:
Hope they got Kerry an interpreter because he won't understand a word that comes out of his mouth. As a Nigerian, I'm still struggling to understand the meaning of kworupsion. Searched all my dictionaries and encyclopedias in futility.

One is born every moment, so disappointing

ASL33:
when the kasala start the vampires won't ask for your PVC before the butcher you. As far as you are not from the north your party is immaterial to them.

Your eyes are open, Unlike mumu others ive been seeing their comments , From experience , i feel what you talked about

Jos Riot , we lived in Uncompleted buildings for days before escaping ,

Kaduna Riot , i saw someone remove a baby's head with a sickle for harvesting rice ,

Until it turns sour, its always easy , and very comfortable to be a e warrior

ignis:
Whatever. ..

GEJ till Buhari learns how to forge certificate.

Naijeriya sai ma certificate.

Another one is born every day , so sad

adeyemi97:
This is funny

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Abeg send me OBJ twitter handle , i wan follow am gbiri gbiri sharp sharp

or make i ask am money [/size]

tundeayo2020:
I came across this advert while surfing through gsmarena.com's homepage, It somehow felt weird.


here are a some of the screenshots

MOFO , Nice try , you are advertising GSM Arena, And its not a pakistani based website ... Your result = Fail



however i have to admit that those arsehowles have the goat's banner on every website i've visited today

faladeSM1132:
that OBJ did an eletion of do or die twice apart from the first one that led him from prison to the post of the president ,

Untill GEJ came to power fully as president

the Ondo,Ekiti and Osun gain power through court judgement when GEJ became president and since that time Obj Promised not to support JONATHAN government any more till date

.NOW LET ME ASK
it is a crime for jonathan government to allow through judgement that gave power to MIMIKO,FAYEMI,AND AREGBESOLA?

Civilian rule was relatively new when Obasanjo got there, if it was so blood filled soldiers would have taken over

GEJ did not deserve power, he was pushed there and people voted for Yaradua , not GEJ,

The Election results in OSUN is a no go area, GEJ had nothing to do with it , People wanted PDP out and they voted for ACN , but being the assholes in power, they changed the election result to favor PDP , the then governor is now an APC member

I repeat that people voted for Aregbesola fair and square, do not get it twisted

and FYI , if they announce GEJ as Winner, there will be breakdown of law and order from North through south west , south south, we all know nobody wants GEJ there , Using vecto power would ruin Nigeria's democracy

MayorofLagos:
They will not decide. They will wait till a winner is declared and then start making noise about the deciding victory coming from Igbo bloc.

Bunch of COWARDS!!

Quite true


I also learnt that People in Otuoke do not want him to return home, they called him a basteurd of the soil, not son of the soil

1STIDIOT:
So who is calling Buharizzz Boiz to order after he lost in the last election and making His lands ungovernable ?

First ERdiot indeed , If Buhari wanted to massacre people, he wouldn't massacre his kinsmen, If Buhari wanted Arewa Nation, he'd just call some other generals and carry it out

If Buhari wanted to make government ungovernable, He'd sabotage presidency at all levels , Oil, mineral resources and stuffs


A reasonable person knows that Jonathan is intentionally decimating the North , he's paid Shekau to do the dirty job and i read that after his yesterday's promise to free the kidnapped girls, 200 girls were released today


My point being IF BUHARI WANTED TO DESTABILIZE THE COUNTRY, ALL IT TAKES IS A SNIPER RIFLE, AN HAUSA BODY GUARD FOR GEJ , and his routes, that's when Mend will come up with massob and biafra and we'll all kill ourselves

Open your mind , Jona sent US marines away because someone was about to link GEJ to the terror attacks , otherwise how the heck does an upright , honest man refuses help from world organization and USA unless he's hiding something

And before you mention oil, remember that crude is cheap now , its useless to USA and the world , they can't come for our crude, and even if they wanted crude oil, why not give them to save thousands of Northerners killed by the machine he devised


What's happening here is a replica of the series 24 hours with Jack Bauer, Presidency creates terror attack, solves it and becomes hero for second term , but it aint gonna work, we've seen PDP's actions for 16 years, we've seen GEJ's for 6 years, we are not pleased

Ikengawo:
The same way he has been effective against ISIS
bringing security to Libya,Egypt,

MOFO , When was the last time you read about ISIS , you should , it might enlighten you

Isis coming to Nigeria at this rate, and We'll all talk about it again soon


Small analysis there's what Oyinbos call Stockholm syndrome , When citizens feel neglected they are forced or volunteer to join terrorists , those ones are easier to brainwash , My point being , GEJ has abandoned the north, that's why you hear stories about fathers giving thier kids to terrorists to join them

Furthermore, US is doing what they can , Your Olodo at the top chose not to recieve his help, and if Obama, Clinton or Kerry is as bad as you said , Your family won't be looking for greener pasture overseas, point being , if Past or present leaders in US had this attitude GEJ has, US won't be a greener pasture

Egyptians revolted, they chose the leader they want, if US becomes too involved you all claim why is US being bossy / the police of the world

Iraqis Chose thier fate and their government hates USA , that's why they harbored so many known terrorists , US can't force a government on people , however when the frustration is too much people from different factions want to choose who they want , You can't Blame USA FOR THAT

USA did not destroy Oil Market , Saudis did , check your facts and balance them

Finally , Paranoia is a dangerous disease, One country can not make everything right in the whole world, especially a country hated for participating in world wide politics, furthermore, USA wants to help , If your leaders say no, USA can not invade or recolonize Nigeria

When was the last time a bomb exploded in US /// that's how sensible the leaders are , Boston Marathon terror attack ended in 4 days or so, and one suspect arrested , the other was killed, Take advise and help from those who can run a country , don't base your posts on sentiments and rumors


Mumu NSHI

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