₦airaland Forum

jide333:
Yet you claimed you own a tv? do your research about nigeria economy 211-2014 come back here and post the link you fool...

Apparently I don't know of your claims. So why dont you research and share the link. From foreign sources not local news

Òdè Òshì

Case closed

I was hoping fpor better explanation and analysis of educational qualifications though

Meaning. After all these years. He finally got it.

Also meaning its long overdue

[size=28pt]A dog that used to wag its tail happily on seeing his master is now baring its fangs

Something is wrong somewhere



Meaning

Jona must go

#GoBackToOtuoke[/size]

RIP.

Hope they catch whoever did it

Prostitution is the oldest hustle. Reflects in the bible and Quran stories. What we call morally wrong has its roots in our collective origin

Buhari didn't shoot ogedenge. The Nigerian constitution as amended did

He's a member of executive council. He's earned whatever allowances he's paid

All white elephant projects given to family and friends or bogus companies will be forfeited

There's freedom of peaceful gathering anything else constitution is clearly written

Will type the rest later. But bottom line is we are looking to the future , and each time we pass through is a lesson. Being a military ruler doesn't mean you'll have the same power when you come in as a civilian. Stop blackcoating buhari

Whatever you say will only make him more popular

[size=18pt]Islamizing a country against the wish of the citizens in impossible

Nigerian Christians are peace loving but won't allow islamization of the country

Y'all already played this card , find another excuse

Besides , he's not there yet , let's not fear the future because some a holes are cooking up invalid excuses

If and when we vote in the change we want , and the change is unfavorable. We'll ask the world to help us , revolt and revolutionize


Stop posting rubbish



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Before nko. A sane Hausa man will not endorse Igbo man. A clueless one at that

dridowu:
Disown my foot.
GEJ Campaign team + Fayose Death threat = PDP
Eyin lohun, ti o ba ti jabo ko se sha mo
They should disown it on the frontpage of national dailes or they should tell Fayose to apologise on the frontpage of national dailes . With that apology will be accepted.



#fayosewishingbuharidead
#GodprotectBuharifromevildoer
#FeBuhari14

The steewpied editor who allowed that ad should be arrested too , the new paper sued and run aground. Thunder fire them

[size=18pt]He probably waited to cherish the moment , not bleeding is a deal breaker , the man feels used and stewpieed

Trust is earned ! He loves her that's why he married her , he also married her because he had faith that he was getting tear rubber.


How would you feel if you save money for 2 years to buy a pricy dream car only to discover that your dealer sold you accidented car ?

Finally. Everybody bleeds , as you said in your post , even if you were touched as a kid. Ladies re-virginalize. After years of abstinence.

OP should not come and tell us she ran for her secondry school or that during service year at camp she tore her haymen

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smileysmiles:
Not everybody bleeds the first time dey have se.x. i've read of pple who bled after abstainin from sex for as low as 2yrs. Even if you were abused at 4, u are 28 now .. abstenience for 24yrs! I will say u are not a "bleeder"

Now to ur husband.... He married you cos he loved you i suppose (not because you were a virgin) and i assume Trust comes with love?

priscaoge:
They should tell us the Party that smuggled the cutlasses Let's know Where our problem is coming from

They can't. Especially when its PDP

kITATITA:
They were purchased by GEJ for distribution to farmers. They are farming tools, not weapons. ?

[size=28pt]Eggsacktly. . GEJ is probably trying to help farmers with his mechanized farming plans and of course. To boost the country's export and GDP so that Nigeria's economy will be 4th in the world

Just as purchasing 50 pieces of innonso Nigeria assembled cars increased GDP

Just as imposing 35% import duties on vehicles helped increase GDP

Just as the removal of subsidy and purchase of petrol at 97 87 naira ( which I have not been able to buy yet ) has boosted the economy and foreign reserve in 2 days

Just as privatising NEPA to family business in PHCN's name has made power stable throughout Nigeria

And all other good things GEJ has done that I can't mention has made him a messiah in the eyes of tanists and GEJites [/size]

[size=28pt]Èèdì rèé o. Nà juju.

Fayose planted the seed of hate. He'll reap violence I hope he won't run away when its time to harvest

I half hoped Fayose would deny that advert today ,or issue an apology. Let's wait and see

Finally. Abacha Pikin. Respect your self. Some Pandora boxes are not worth opening

Fuul stop [/size]

Shocking

youngds:
stop fooling urself , she is just a friend or maybe she has bigger plans for, like using u for ritual

If you Get sexed. Doesn't mean your a fornicator. Do that and let's know if she's no longer needy. One sexed women take you as Daddy.

PhockPhockMan:
Mumu liar like you.
Comparing the two situations is like comparing BARCELONA FC with SHARKS FC.



JONATHAN'S transformational TRAIN.

Transformational train. Rotfl


Laff iyaf kee mee here o

kovak:
Very good analysis!

As a Nigerian. He dey pain me for body gaaan

Empiree:

Lol. Had to express myself as realistically as possible

[size=18pt]According to the drawing , its easy.

But in reality , It's not

Don't forget that your would be attacker isn't sleep walking , he has premeditated and probably has experience on his side

Best thing.

Run as fast as you can.

Scream as loud as you can

Have a relative on your speed dial long press your speed dial number , it will call your relative automatically

Don't use loong passwords for your phone because of the things ladies do , they need privacy and looooooong phone passwords

Keep your mobile phone in your hand , not in your bag. Its a handset not bagset

Finally and most importantly. Always pray not to shi rin or kan agbako [/size]

Orikinla:
OP, Thank you for posting this life saving topic.
Every lady should also get a taser or stun gun.
http://www.stun-gun-defense-products.com/buy-stun-gun/TASER-Versus-Stun-Gun.html

Your helping. But your help isn't helpful

Even in US , ownership and use of stun guns, pepper spray is controlled

Nigeria can not control who owns or uses it if ladies buy

What about misuse / abuse

Vengeance mission

Reprisal for breaking up

Kind of the reason why gun use requires licence

And technically your asking ladies to buy guns

Not cool

[size=18pt]Ahhh shoky.
Yelelelele.
Ahhhhhhh shoki.
Come FeBuhari 14
We are voting out that Jona
So , no dull yourself join me now

We are breaking free of these clowns

Forever

And ever


Ahhhh shoky.

Ebami wa Buhari to le sheee
Efibo gbe Buhari wole

To ba ti dibo fun APC

No problem. So. Ahhhh shoky shoky ahhh shoky
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Full meaning of fashola's dance

herald9:
What's so hard in dropping that Gaddam thing to N65...

For Pete's sake oil is 'made in Nigeria '

And its the only good thing Nigeria has to offer the world , made in Nigeria indeed

barcanista:
Jonathan is out of Goodluck. What we have of him is Good Riddance to Badluck. We shall formalise it come FeBuhari 14!!!

Ejike Mbaka's sermon was the last straw and the eye opener. With the help of youtube and internet lot more audience got the message

PDP is going out of commission in my lifetime. Its a moment to cherish

chinyere162:
This Fayose man no go kill me.What a swipe on Gen. Buhari!

He took to twitter to mock Gen. Buhari for calling INEC Independent Nigeria Electoral Commission.

Laugh don kill me here.

Source: http:///9N1

Laugh. Take a picture , it'll last longer. I bet fayose does not know the meaning of some acronyms. Anyways. Even if he calls Muhammad a christian , Its still SAI Buhari

jide333:
I guess you don't own a tv or a cable in your home and your entire family don't have one to make you notice what's going on around the globe... Na your father economy fall for your information no be nigeria economy, believe it or kill your self if you don't the fact remains that nigeria economy is #1 or 2 in africa now..... oloshi

Who woke you up ? With this much anger and hate bottled up , you need to detox. Or you'll explode , I own TVs and I watch news on internet. My point is as you suggested petrol can be 10 or 5 naira. But that can only happen when the economy is better. No mention of father or generation. And please don't fall for okonjo's illusion. Nigeria's economy not the 1 or 2 in Africa. As a matter of fact. Nigeria under GEJ is broke

nwanna89:
Minimum wage in USA is not 18,000 naira per month

Most reasonable reasoning , double twale thousand likes

Minimum wage ain't 18k.
US doesn't have the same economy as Nigeria
$2 can buy you lots of meaningful things as opposed to Nigeria
$2 per gallon aint a bad bargain one gallon is 4 litres.
Check the chart here

http://www.eia.gov/petroleum/gasdiesel/

Fuel price has actually been reducing over the years in USA

I bought fuel yesterday and as I predicted in earlier post they claimed they still have old 97 naira fuel in their reservoir / tank.

So.in conclusion , I wouldn't celebrate that 10 naira change especially because personally I haven't bought it

jide333:
EvEn if it's #30 your sorry a s s will still demand it to be #10 or #5... To hell with you and what you or who u vote for...

Shuuuuuu. I collect your bisquit for your dream ? We know what's right. We didn't ask the price to change to 10 naira , but with better economy and change its possible , so don't come here and form akpako master for me

Homosapien Òshì

Elebi pirates , see their weapons , rusted and expired , used to think they live big

Their mates in Somalia use RPG and AR 16 barreta and glock semi


If piracy no gree pay money , leave am no be by force yeye pipu

[size=23pt]I will join the French legion. Learn how to use a sniper rifle and come back for these muurfuckers. [/size]

Flets:
If Buhari tries this in a gym, his story will read thus

...... and he has since been buried according to islamic rites.

See , another tanist propagandist

miniziter:
We've been together for more than 3 years, I love her so much. But why am scared is that I never got the conviction that she's my wife because they keep on telling me I have a lot of work to do if truly I want to marry her.I was also told she's into a covenant/possessed.I ask her to take a contraceptive on the day we had fun but she refuse that she want it.Although, I ask her to abort which she lateragree after much trouble but she was told (by the doctor) not to abort or else she will die.Am really scared because I don't know why she's taking this step.

[size=18pt]Ìgbà tóò rédì , kí lo rédìí fún ?

You no want baby , you furck , you use condom. Don't blame woman

Don't do not die.
Do = accept[/size] responsibility

eaglechild:
Which part of the country, are you also going to blame Jonathan for not standing up for your right.

Right ? Not standing go for rights ? Nigga please

Tibins:
If we refine alot in country yes we could get @40 naira. But we still import. By 2017, no more importation, then it will cost alot less.

Hopefully they are smart enough to revive the KD refinery and build others. That's the way forward