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obynoses:
Kindly show it to us Oga.so dt we van clear all doubts and knw who is fooling who.

He'll present it in good time , meanwhile ask namadi sambo to to contact his various institutions to send us a letter and academic records

You don't have to infect people with your intellectual defects. Suwkmahdyck

neocortex:
Mods this topic is worthy of FP



Stop beating about the bush, let him present his certificate if he has any.
Any one who has lived in Nigeria knows that anything is POSSIBLE.

That he contested three prior elections means nothing, he used affidavit or didn't submit anything in those elections. but now that INEC is complying more with the electoral act, Buhari cannot hide is fraud any longer.

Imagine a leader for "change" swearing false oath. SMH

Here is what will happen in an interview for a job Buhari applied for in a company Z:

EMPLOYER: Can I know you

BUHARI: My name is Mejor Genral Muhammadu Buhari

EMPLOYER: (Searches through Buhari's file) I am sorry I can't find any of your certificate here.

BUHARI: Yes, but my affidavits are there all my certificates are with my previous employers.

EMPLOYER: Yes , I know some affidavits are here but we need your original documents, oh there are no even photocopies.

BUHARI: Can't you see from my CV that I've worked for 3 international firms like yours in the past.


EMPLOYER: I have seen your CV and it's quite impressive but I need to see your certificates. I am not aware that any organization withhold an employee's original certificate.

BUHARI: Are you saying that I am a liar with all the integrity that is on my CV. You must be very stupid.

EMPLOYER: I am afraid that this interview cannot continue without me seeing your certificates.

BUHARI: Let me warn you , You either continue with this interview and give me the job or my boys will burn down this place.

EMPLOYER: Sir, this interview is over.

(Buhari pulled out his phone and make some calls. Five minutes later angry mob with various weapons are shouting down the street as they march towards company Z)

What do you think happened next ?

Did PDP finally consult OPC ? This looks like Èèdì


Wón ti géètì àwon boko háráàmù

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When a Nigerian wants car


And our govt ain't doing nothing for us

This GEJ ain't loyal

He's a biatch he ain't loyal

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[size=15pt]depends on the situation , if you take a break because your spouse is cheating, then you just gave her a chance for full exploration and full freedom to do what she always has in her heart


every relationship has an adjustment period, however communication , heart to heart talk and bared feelings , saying how you feel point blank even in anger helps your relationship better because when you are angry like a little kid, you say all you have kept in your heart

on so so day , you did so so thing , then she will be annoyed and tell you your sins too

and Voila , there you have it , apologies , passionate zex and make up [/size]

Drunk neighbour looking for his room ,banging on your door

Tokunbo drivers / crossers using your street as shortcut ,

You rented movie from video club , no power at home but 1 disc is already in DVD

[size=16pt]Nothing PDP will not try , Safe to assume that GMB is a threat to PDP and they are scared of his capabilities

If he does die within 1-2 years , Yoruba man will be in charge , isn't that good news enough ?

Besides you need a court order or warrant to unseal medical records , whoever made this story up is an arsehowle [/size]

rozayx5:
so your buhari houseboy to know he had no transport to collect his original certificate since the 70's
if your graduate how many years does it take to get your certificate?
is it 3 decades?

[size=18pt]Unless a secondary school student is forced by an higher institution to produce an Original SSCE result , most people apply for admission with notification of result , The world revolves round , at different levels , history repeats itself in a different dimension,

I am not saying that's what happened, I am saying its not impossible that GMB never collected his Original certificate [/size]

manutdadex:
sorry dude! So if i ask for ur cridentials now...u go say e dey d hand of ur previous employees?

why would you ask me for my credentials jare , you na NNPC /

He obtained a loan to save his daughter's life

If Nigeria made medical insurance provisions
provided for citizens instead of looting funds
and if the lender was not so heartless , taking a daughter in exchange for money

It would have been a different story

simplemach:
APC airtime. Is he trying to gather money to pay back the one he used to build his houses?

Its not recharge card, it's support card, a reasonable Nigerian would know that .

Teammi:
naija u 2 much

We no wan see your blog , na by force ? ? ?

KwoiZabo:
Its still the same thing.

[size=22pt]Thomas A. Edison quotes
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
― Thomas A. Edison

He found 4 ways not to approach elections , that's the disambiguation / relevance of the Thomas Edison quote [/size]

Teammi:
this country self

[size=22pt]Guy , nobody wan see your blog, you no dey respect yourself ? ? ? people don visit am and dem disappoint come , no dey mumu yourself here , Na election things and money dey rain so , nobody wan do toto things

stop this spam or loose your account on Nairaland [/size]

manutdadex:
in d 70s?? And him jst one collect am? Na u funny pass! When u cant keep ur cridentila and produce dem wen needed...i wonda wat wil happen to d unity of dis he is plannin to guide! Buhari pls photocopy na N2.50 for my skool! At least u submit one last time na!

Your mentality is funny, you have right to think however you like, all the best

phantonce:
Abeg what is the name of that cloning machine in ikeja that cost just a few thousand naira.



I need to lay my hand on one if not two

[size=16pt]Its at least 200k for original , chinko costs about $264.66 , don't mind these amateurs , they have not done any investigations , The perpetrators gather DUMPS and print a physical card, those dumps are obtained from bank's servers meaning our banks are not secure enough , even then , that's why you must insist on having a 'token' for your transactions, if you do not input the one-time code , the transaction / withdrawal fails , For safety , contact your bank to issue withdrawal codes to your number or email and make sure you have your mobile phone with you always , ensure your email is always signed in, if / when you get a message to enter a code and you did not make any attempt to withdraw, run to the nearest ATM and change your code sharpaly


trust me , i know [/size]

[size=14pt]Where's the Victim , where's the suspect, where's the broken glass and airbag and the bloody trail //


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[size=15pt]Some of you despite being very influential and connected still had to go back to your secondary school for your WAEC Results

My point being making a call / using influence may not necessarily bring about the immediate solution you all are clamoring for


Besides, His M.Sc was issued in USA , if he doesn't have the Original certificate yet, he'll probably have to request to have it sent to him in Nigeria and even that takes a while a certificate earned in the early 70tees may not be at the top of the school's drawer , Think well before making sentimental comments
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[size=18pt]USE tissue paper first, then wash up with water , however in absence of tissue paper, Water alone works best[/size]

Tocheagle:
yes, your thinking is scarce. Always believing america is right. You are brain dead

Of course America is not perfect , but they make reasonable decisions based on results of consultation , research and experience , Nigeria is just 40+ years old. America has been existing for almost 300 years , But you wouldn't know that would you ? Homosapien Òshì


Òdè

SeverusSnape:
Your first post, I see you registered just to get solutions to your problem.

Report to the police, simple!...Let them confiscate all the footages. You can't do it on your own.

On what grounds should she inform the police ? If I were the guy , I would have a backup on Google cloud just in case some pretend armed robbers or police try to steal / confiscate my electronics

That being said , while I do not like what the guy did , the lady didn't exactly behave in a rightful manner .


Advise , pack your load and move in with the guy while you covertly search for your movie

If he hasn't uploaded it to the worldwide web already , then he's a caring forgiving and kind guy , maybe he'll change his mind . Never done it , but if I love you , care about you and trust you only for you to betray me like this ? I'll even get paid for the videos as little as $2000 as much as $20000

veegirl:
My type? Lemme tell you a lil story....wen i was in 100L i borrowed a male friend 7k cos he lost his dad and he really needed d loan. After some time i asked for the money and promises began. I boned it....not because i had too much but because there was nothing i could do about it. Did u see me opening a thread about it? No. So bro u know absolutely nothing about my type.

Maybe I don't know a lot about you , but female genomes are like 99.99% similar

Besides your story has a condition that wasn't in the post your buddy lost his dad , you also said ( not because you had too much) which means you had a little

Finally how do I know if you made this story up ?

Picture or adonbilivit

See people self

6k is not a lot of money abi ? ? ? rice is 8400 , half bag is 4,200 , one bottle of mamador gnut oil is 1500 , that's 5,700 , If a student has half bag of rice in his kitchen, forget any problems , it'll take as much 5 months

veegirl:
Lol. Broke ass. So of all d things she did to u, its d money u gave her that pains u most. Very funny dude.
Poverty is really a thing of d mind.

as for you , I won't blame you , He's a browke arsee nigga, have you given 6k to someone recently ? ? ? , You type likes to take and give nothing back, its not the part where the guy isn't getting anything back that hurts, its the fact that you try to play smart, when a guy is being modest and helpful

hehehe , I laugh ,

cole265:
Warning my guy! Warning!! Warning!!!

But that's the truth ,being happy someone died , means thats the wish

watered:
Your username says it all; you are a bull and a fool who drools all night.

Pàdí mi , your username says it all

O ti jinmi. Water too much for your brain

kennygee:
There are people who will still blame GEJ for this.

RIP to the dead.

. But rather , they should praise him ?

udyheart01:
This Is Why We Need Goodluck In Nigeria....





#SaiBuhari 1983

like this guy ?

okiezman:
Apc and tinubu killed him

Gej till 2019

Buhari is a satan

Tinubu is an owl

Osibanjo is a thief like tinubu that why they mingle together. If he's a pastor then light and darkness has nothing in comon cos tinubu and buhari is darkness themselves

but its OK to blame someone else ?

watered:
Innocent souls that were brutalised in his station.

Egunje

All of the above kills a man faster


GEJ till 2019

Hypocrisy level 2. March on oh ye ediots of Nairaland

cole265:
I suspect this police man is the one that stopped me on Ikorudu road some days back. He demanded for my particulars which I handed over to him knowing fully well that they are all correct and up to date. But he insisted to collect bribe from me and pointed out on the vehicle licence that the colour of the car was indicated customs instead of gray colour. He then demanded I part with 2000 naira. I had to plead and beg him for several hours that I only have a thousand naira of which I was going to buy drug for my mum. He refused ( did not believe me) and eventually collect my only 1000 naira.
I left the venue very angry and digected.
I can bet, this is the policeman.

Congrats butthole , you just confessed to spiritual murder

vizkiz:
Apart from the price tag, can someone tell me the difference between that watch and my 5 thousand naira cheap watch



Mehn...that cash is enough to open a watch slot

5 thousand naira cheap watch ? When boys were hustling to buy aboki's Nike digital watch for 500 ?

Beno3:
You are not only clueless, but insensible. those countries you compare nija with, started with COAL engine and landed were you see them now. The past governments were busy looting money as if they did not know that something like train exist. Now that we are starting somewhere, BAD BELLE like you don't see anything good about it. I don't blame you because we are still waiting for you APC gov AMECHI's MONO RAIL.

Chairman , you are highly mouthed but as I expected , no sense , the ones they bought now runs on electricity abi petrol ?

This news seems to be reported by only thisday news, no other source or references



[size=18pt] i believe there's a bigger picture here , With Mumu at the stop still there, probability that every ally with the US will prevent every Arms purchase is very certain

At that rate , Nigeria will happily become the North Korea of Africa , Isolated, Unloved, Un-helped [/size]

To many mistakes this current administration has made .

I would have said how can Tompolo buy Warships and Nigerian Army can't then i remembered Tompolo's purchases was delivered through the sea as opposed to the required flight permit