₦airaland Forum

berem:
So Asari Dokubo has not drank Kunu before? He doesn't know the nourishment Kunu contains? What a m0r0n!

Anyway, Asari does not have a twitter account. He is being impersonated by another satanist.

Just to be clear , he doesn't have a twitter handle cos he can't ? Or cos he's an illiterate ? Or cos apart from making threats nothing good can come from his tweets ?

millionaireman:
Ba mi jokoo na by force? If majority of Jonah's clan and others nearby say they no longer want to belong to one country with you, you can't do any fcucking damn thing about it. This is not the 1960s.

President Jonathan has outperformed all his predecessors in office despite being a war-time president. Only that ethnic/religious bigotry makes your lot to detest Jonathan in power.

Homosapien Òshì

millionaireman:
In bold: Your comments are stinking of alcohol. Your type shall escape to Benin Republic at the first sound of trouble. Did any body ever tell you that Delta or Bayelsa or Rivers state was ever part of your inheritance?

Asari Dokubo has been laying foundation for escaping to Benin republic , built houses, hostels and even university there , i wonder what people study there ? Terror or jihad ? and people like you and him and them are the ones who hide behind excuses while the country rots , how can comments typed stink ( smell ) of alcohol. Let me ask , how many wraps did you have this morning , your incoherent , meaningless quote for attention is borderline stewwwwpied

ObiChiz08:
DaBullIT, hahahhaha! Very funny, u just reminded me of shisha, there's № rich hausa dude/babe that doesn't take that. If you're organising a party without shisha, you must be naïve for them. Refnol? Makes tongue purple?? Haven't heard that

Its the official Ful/Hau beer , with other things mixed in it , is it me or are they always hot ? I'm gonna get me a ful chick one of these days. Thast being said there ain't to parties without shisha and SK if you have them as close friends , and when they do bring Thiers , different shapes and sizes and pipe lengths , you feel like you just got to Qatar . Makes your party blue and red at the same time

Referee as they famously called it I saw for time first time 31/1 , I've been told its not new and its even weak compared to some new ones

tchidi:
I can see my fellow Penguin lovers!!
That's particular episode, they ate fish that was stored away for a looooong time!! Only Rico didn't eat it... abi?



@ roland17, you can cook, you can speak bekee! Let's get married!!

Bad fish , and yes only psychotic Rico did not eat out of the fish , but was later rewarded when they all got better , can you imagine if Rico went nuts like the rest ? Would have been serious chaos

blackjack21:
Awon olori buruku ti yapa nibi oo.

Since you believe that because google gave you a reason to, I suppose you will believe this too.

http://www.google.com/m?q=yorubas+are+the+problem+with+nigeria&client=ms-opera-mini&channel=new

Go on that link and have your assignment, hypocrite.

Don't show your stewpedity to just me , create a thread and see how many reasonable people would tell you how dumb it sounds , I am talking about news items , If the news was a rumor , SR would have retracted the news and issued an apology , you link shows a particular tribe complaining , grumbling in the background. And FYI Omo àlè e Yorùbá nî ó

Occurstaem:
What has Biafra got to do with this? Your post would have make much clarity if you don't put ethnic tune into your post. Please let's SAY NO TO TRIBALISM.

You are one of those e-hypocrites aren't you ? You've not been reading the news ? You've not been reading how a set of people have been saying its either Jonathan wins or they reclaim Biafra ? You've not been reading official statements from Dokubo , massob and mend ? I have my reasons for quoting some things , and my comment isn't even tribalistic. Trust me I could say a lot more and please educate yourself more about those things those people have been saying

dhidden:
Yes, the Israelites called unto God and he delivered them from Pharoah. Did the Israelites also tell God HOW to deliver them and WHO to use? Who chose to take them through the RED SEA? Was it not GOD? Would they have chosen to cross the RED SEA if the choice was left to them? God chose the MOST UNLIKELY ROUTE - THE RED SEA. It was a MIRACLE. GOD will yet give Nigeria a Miraculous Change using the MOST UNLIKELY person in your equation NOW. You search your heart, WHO IS THAT?

You are on God's side yet you advise me to leave God out on this forum? Is it possible? Just like you breathe APC, I breathe GOD. This is why I said Osinbajo (like you just advised me) ALSO left GOD out in his decision to take this giant stride. Overzealous pastors or even some God followers run before they are sent just like Saul/Paul killing believers thinking he was helping God, just like BOKO HARAM BOYS who think they are helping ALLAH. Hahaha, some similarity there! You don't want God in these discussions, what kind of change are you looking for? A change by God or Man? Herein lies Nigeria's problem. You lack understanding of the time we are in God's plan for the nation. Peace.

We've called upon him and he's answered us , he's provided someone unlikely whom he will lift up to be the next president , someone who would oversee the affairs of the nation and take Nigeria to the promised land


Take it or leave it

millionaireman:
Ba mi jokoo na by force? If majority of Jonah's clan and others nearby say they no longer want to belong to one country with you, you can't do any fcucking damn thing about it. This is not the 1960s.

President Jonathan has outperformed all his predecessors in office despite being a war-time president. Only that ethnic/religious bigotry makes your lot to detest Jonathan in power.

I don't hate Jonathan , wait a minute , I do hate him , hate his clulessness , hate his incapability , and for the record GEJ and his goons are too rich to die Jonathan and his people can not decide that they don't want to be in this country if they do , thy have diplomatic passports and visas , they can go anywhere , if someone releases 2000 boko haram members to aso rock or Otuoke , you'll see how private helicopters will come and move them and their families

My point being Nigerians have always given sweat and blood , one illegally rich bagger can not tell me he wants to ruin the country , I will fight for my country , for the truth , for the honesty and for the freedom of all men

They may be rich , I have the skills , let's see who leaves the country first. And for you otuoke massob and mend asholes if you intimidate other tribes , or kill anyone after your Oga looses , there will be major trouble , it'll be Biafra all over again

blackjack21:
Tompolo came out and deny buying any warship, yet you are trying to choke him with that same propaganda.

I see it is the APE sh.it mentaly that is leading you to think with your appendix.

We love and want GEJ, and he is here to stay till 019.

GEJ TILL 2019.

And. YES, stealing is not corruption.

See them see them. Òdè Òshì , type tompolo warships to Google , over 50 different reports from different websites , dates varying and each publication takes a different stance , including foreign new outlets and Norwegian new papers , Maybe he doesn't own the ship , the fact thast he's a terrorist , and he facilitated / oversee the transaction , it means there's something else involved. Personally I think its all a ploy , no private military in Nigeria or private navy in any part of the country GEJ has just been paying his brothers enough money to purchase weapons and destabilize the country

Kingspin:
Buy airtime and talk.

Non capisco dispiace. No head or tail no comprendo

dhidden:
You are on APC's side ---- I am on God's side ----- the difference is clear; Flesh/carnal and Spirit are two different levels and so your comment cannot go higher than the above. You don't dabble into what is beyond you only those on that higher level will understand my comment, it is deeper than you can take on so I don't blame you if you call it "trash". You are in order for the low level you are presently in. May God take you higher one day, I pray. Much love too.

I'm also on God's side but I have a purpose / faction and that's APC , don't come and Godify this forum for us , we serve God and we want change , Israelites called unto God and God delivered them fro Pharaoh. Badluck Egbere Joe Satan is Nigeria's Pharaoh , we need him to back down ]

Exploit200:
My friend be quiet and stop saying what you cannot defend. That's senseless from you

You have just posts , no topics , you were registered October last year , by virtue of my rank and my age , I hereby order you to keep quiet and don't say anything until I ask for your opinion

And FYI that comment is the truth and you'll be surprised how ready we are

M17:
unu no dey learn unu lesson keep whining maggot's .

Eeeyah. Person wey do unu like so , he no go well o. Eeyah. Person Pikin people wicked gaan o

Taaaaalk. We are listening


Type we are reading it

Iwofa lenu ohun to Na welenu lo le fenu e so

APC. An jaye wa lo ooo


PDP spewing trash since 1998

berem:
My brother,no be small tin o! My neighbour who is a sailor brings lots of fish for his co-neigbours anytime he comes back once in two months. I don't buy crayfish,stockfish,blackfish and fresh fish in the market because he gives his neighbours free. As I see free fish so,make I go dey buy for market? Mbanu! Can't remember the last time I bought fish of all types in the market.

God go bless my neighbour!

Reminds me of skipper , private , kowalsky , Rico singing : Fiiiiiiiiiiishhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

M17:
look at this empty boaster . unu no dey learn unu lesson . He felled 3 times , he is destined to lose again I bet you .Nairaland

popularity is baseless . una no dey learn ,una go weep again come feb.

You are sooooo inferior you had to choose a performing UK intelligence outfit as your user name and I do not blame you , my answer to you is this
GMB has not failed , he has learnt 3 ways and 3 parties that can't get him to the post

Now he's with the right crew( APC ) and the time is right ( reasonable Nigerians want change ). I'll be sure to quote you to remind you to cry when GMB is declared the winner

ogaLRNZH:
GMB for President.

Theme like John Cena's. I'm loving this e-campaign

#DoroGeneral , #DoroChange , #GMB-Change

berem:
Rice and Fish Stew. A three foot long fresh fish was given to me by my neighbor as new year gift. I don chop fish I don tire.

Berem wey dey chopu fish and meat from neighbours . Palava she dey find palava she go geeetiooooo oooooooooo oooooooooo

Na toilet. She go sleep Na toilet she go sleepuuu oooooo o oooooo o o oooooo


Abami Eda , Fela Anikulapo , he spoke and his lyrics still relevant in today's post. Hehehehe


#DoroFARK. #DoroAbamiEda. #FelaKutiLivesOn

cole265:
Warning my guy! Warning!! Warning!!!

Was it another guy or you ? The statement I quoted implies that the guy / you are complicit or happy about the dpo's death

malachytochukwu:
I am based in Portharcourt, Rivers State, I am greatly surprised that there could be 24hrs of power supply in this country. Even in Transamadi where I stay, we hardly have power supply for 12hrs at a stretch! Here is different! We all complain when there is no power supply and I feel it will not be wise enough to keep queit now we have been having light 24hrs/day consecutively for 8days except for on the 30th that power supply was ceased for few hours. You may be wondering where in Nigeria this great thing is happening. It is in a village called Obollo Nkwo in Udenu LGA of Enugu State. I wish there could be a way to prove this claim, unfortunately, there isn't any. I am sorry but that's the truth. I hope there has been an improvement inpower supply in other parts of this great nation, especially where you are. May God bless whoever is responsible for this and may he/she encounter constant supply of God's blessing through out 2015. I wish you constant power supply too if you are not having one currently. Hit like if there has been an improvement in power supply in your area.

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As at 1:25 PM January 2 2015 , 34 people out [ by malachytochukwu. 84 posts & 2457 views. 1:28pm ] thinks power has improved

That's -F9* In your area power may have improved , not everywhere , it not enough to use to campaign [/size]

tattesco:
Here are the eight male behaviors that annoy
women.

1.Possessive
2. Sloppy
3. Insensitive
4. Grumpy
5. Untrustworthy
6. Procrastinator
7. Self-centered
8. Flirtatious

1 If he's not possessive , they'll say he doesn't care / want them
2 If he baths, baffs up and stays cool , they'll say he too dey form , she na only am ni?
3 If he's sensitive , they'll say he's emotionally immature , He's a baby , needs to grow up
4 If he doesn't talk /complain about anything , he's boring or a Mùmú , if he clubs and has friends he's not responsible
5 If he keeps promises like clockwork , he's a sure maga ,
6 If he does everything sharp sharp , he's too serious with life , he never has fun
7 If he devotes his life to worshipping and taking care of her , they'll say he's eaten vegetable stew ( has been jazzed /brainwashed spiritually )
8 If he doesn't flirt , he's boring , he's a dulling guy , chicks will friends one him and run him down


Tell me how to satisfy women

That's a noce most , but I didn't gain anything from it

FYI. Guys hate when ladies create posts / forums about John Thomas. Its a guy thing to talk about

karlriz:
Good n Patriotic leadership is expected frm our leaders 2make Nigeria free, conducive and 2 make us rise above our mates in Africa. You're right....but from where do u tink dis "Patriotic" leaders come from?. From Mars?. Do u tink Abraham Lincoln descended from Heaven?. Did Mandela came from China??. These great leaders mentioned stood up from a community dat is highly devoted on a single honest cause, Great Nation. The will for d manifestation of this "cause" was strenghtened by d majority of d day-2-day activities being exercise by d people dat surrounded them. A community of "good people" builds a "good leader". There's no two way abt it. One good act of patriotism u show 2day 2 anoda person can help stimulate a desire 4 a better Nigeria. Today's great nation once had (and stil havin) its followers "desperately" craving 4a better Nation. Our govt failed simply because our community couldn't produce leaders wit "good heart", so technically d govt didn't fail, WE FAILED THE GOV'T...because d gov't came from us.

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Epic , that's an epic and beautifully written statement and I agree with you

However , There was a time when all an average Nigerian wanted was to sleep in a house /hut , feed his family , make babies , and be free to live , leave any part of the country he wants

There was a time all Nigerians wanted was someone who can speak their language , remember them when he gets to power and build schools , their children must be able to go to school and learn white man's strange language

There was a time Nigerians didn't want to get involved in politics because the slave masters / colonial masters made being a politician stressful , as in you can't do just for yourself or community

There was a time when Nigerians kept farm produce by the road side and the amount the good is worth is placed there , buyers come , pick what they want and pay


It all changed when they started getting to power, building mansions , neglecting communities and people who helped them there , imposing taxes without explaining to the illiterates , taking people's wives , farms soon as they got into politics

So before communities began turning on each other as you have said , some individuals , families and groups of sponsored people betrayed the community / country , That's why people started grumbling , suffering and smiling , that an how desperation and greed became part of Nigerians. And that also proves people have done far worse at the top than then people below have

If a leader can melt the hearts of Nigerians , young and old , that leader would change the mentality and the stsncemof community on kids

[size=17pt]These are pointers and signs we've been ignoring

Indecision. Saying something will happen and then saying it won't

Eg, fuel subsidy , surep funds , surep bus of all Nigerians , non of which succeeded

Lack of plan. E.g. he's just planning an anti corruption crusade since 6 years

Too much cool. He's so cool that he's become so irritating

Cluelessness. Eg , announcing wrong information and making stupid statements e.g All Nigerians have light , stealing Is not corruption


There's a man out there with a plan , with the agility and the experience and the connection and the military respect required to run this country

Vote GMB this is a serious matter no be moinmoin [/size]

[size=22pt]I thought tinted glass was forbidden for civilians? [/size]

Emperor007:
OP, are you surprise?

Buhari ( GMB ) is not the messiah Nigerians want and would never perform better than GEJ.

If APC actually represent the change we clamour for, they would've presented a better presidential candidate.

Nigeria can't afford to try sharia practice outside the Northern part of Nigeria.





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More propaTANists, Nigeria is a Nation , its filled with smart and reasonable people , but more importantly the world can not sit Idly by while someone islamize the country , y'all seem to be forgetting that GMB is coming as a democratically elected head of state , besides 57 countries out of 160 or so in the world are OIC members , it doesn't mean they islamized the countries , most of those countries don't even have Muslim majority in their population !!!!!!!!! as a matter of fact interest on loans from world banks is more expensive , whereas oic gives interest free loans

Its not about Islamizing the country its about forming relations which could help the country in the future or near future

chudyboy05:
E-X-P-O-S-E-D!!!!
BUHARI Lied About His Schools And Certificate

.It is only in Nigeria that some that have
no Primary school certificate will be having a
Masters Degree of a Prestigious War college in
Carlisle, Pennsylvania, United States of America.
After the War College disassociated themselves
with the Nigerian . Shamefully, the APC media team inserted a fake profile of Pa Buhari in a USA based online Entertainment and Porn Magazine, "Ranker" associating him War college and naming him among reputable worlds ex-military leaders. The war college has search their records from 1980 to 1990 and there is no Master's student name like Muhammadu Buhari.
Buhari Attended several military courses, and failed all of them.
A LIAR CANNOT BRING A CHANGE.Though I don't support GEJ either, but he is the only option we have; freedom of speech is granted/given to you in maximum when it comes to GEJ.

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The only thing exposed here is the fact that you've got shiît for brains

Rankers website is owned by an American Coorporation

The website was created in 2000 , 15 years ago

It was last edited December 2013 , that was 2 years ago

I don't see how the APC can manipulate information that has been online before the formation of APC as a party

And every record shows that APC couldn't have edited the website in favor or GMB 2 years ago they couldn't have known he'd win the primaries
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Finally , verifiable information on Wikipedia shows that GMB attended the following

Note that Wikipedia is not associated with any party , also if there's problem with any facts , Wiki would write quote needed at the end of each point , in this case its been verified

United States Army War College (1979–1980)

Defence Services Staff College (1973)

Mons Officer Cadet School (1962–1963)

Nigerian Defence Academy (1962)


MISSION STATEMENTS AND INFORMATION ABOUT UNITED STATES ARMY WAR COLLEGE
It provides graduate level instruction to senior military officers and civilians to prepare them for senior leadership assignments and responsibilities. Each year, a number of Army colonels and lieutenant colonels are considered by a board for admission

Army applicants must have already completed the U.S. Army Command and General Staff College, the required Professional Military Education for officers in the rank of major. While the Army handpicks most of the students who participate in the residential program, the student body always includes officers from the other military branches, civilians from agencies like the Department of Defense, State Department, and National Security Agency, and officers from foreign countries
BUHARI'S EARLY LIFE ACCORDING TO WIKI
Buhari joined the Nigerian Army in 1962, when he attended the Nigerian Military Training College (in 1964 it was renamed the Nigerian Defence Academy, (NDA)) in Kaduna. From 1962-1963, he underwent Officer Cadets training at Mons Officer Cadet School in Aldershot in England, United Kingdom (Mons OCS was officially closed down in 1972).

In January 1963, Buhari was commissioned as second lieutenant, and appointed Platoon Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion in Abeokuta, Nigeria. From November 1963- January 1964, Buhari attended the Platoon Commanders’ Course at the Nigerian Military College, Kaduna. In 1964, he facilitated his military training by attending the Mechanical Transport Officer’s Course at the Army Mechanical Transport School in Borden, United Kingdom.

From 1965-1967, Buhari served as Commander of the Second Infantry Battalion. He was appointed Brigade Major, Second Sector, First Infantry Division, April 1967 to July 1967.

Buhari was made Brigade Major of the Third Infantry Brigade, July 1967 to October 1968 and Brigade Major/Commandant, Thirty-first Infantry Brigade, 1970-1971.

Buhari served as the Assistant Adjutant-General, First Infantry Division Headquarters, 1971-1972. He also attended the Defense Services’ Staff College, Wellington, India, in 1973.

From 1974-1975 Buhari was appointed Acting Director, Transport and Supply, Nigerian Army Corps of Supply and Transport Headquarters.[9]

He was also made Military Secretary, Army Headquarters,1978-1979, and was a member of the Supreme Military Council, 1978-1979.

From 1979 -1980, at the rank of colonel, Buhari attended the US Army War College in Carlisle, Pennsylvania, United States of America and gained a Masters Degree in Strategic Studies.

Other roles include:

General Officer Commanding, 4th Infantry Division, Aug. 1980 – Jan. 1981
General Officer Commanding, 2nd Mechanized Infantry Division, Jan. 1981 – October 1981
General Officer Commanding, 3rd Armed Division Nigerian Army, October 1981 – December 1983

sakaguchi:
Yea. Many things are making APC uncomfortable.
Like, why can't Buhari display even "kwotokwopies" of his result? Meanwhile, the shame of not having a result is less when compared to the shame of seeing the real result.

This is GMB dismal result.

[size=14pt]Waec wouldn't take a passport like that from you even if you are king Joseph , its either white background or red background (background must be plain )


I bet that's your result , you just managed to Photoshop GMB's photo , nice try but your yansh stinks of desperation

A goat like you also claimed that buhari owns ranker's website , I had to do a little tech stuff to proof him wrong , get a life and stop infecting people with stupidity . [/size]

fulanigirl:
There are probably just as much girls doing drugs than boys. Whatever your problems drug abuse is not the answer because it can destroy your life

I know of some chicks / women I wouldn't want to live in their neighbourhood , I mean literally won't want to live around them , I'm talking heavens high , all the time , jest like men and guys , anyways ah do t have a problem except just one which is GEJ running the country and I don't abuse drugs , I'm not saying I use or don't , I'm saying I take life a day at a time

[size=14pt]The government failed Nigerians ,

This get rich at all cost mentality didn't start today , it have tayed ,

Great grand hustled ,
passed it on to grand grand , he hustled too ,
didn't make much , passed it on to grannie
, he tried his best didn't make it , and to Dad , now a Dad who's a teacher , hasn't been paid 3 months ,
arrears hasn't been paid in 2-3 years , a family that borrows to live and survive , insulted by landlord. Cotenants make fun of them ,
those things register in the brain , in the DNA , greed sets in and everybody starts scheming on how to make more than enough

Point being the Nigerian Government since it lost focus and became corrupt has screwed up the Libes , minds and thoughts of every Nigerian ,


Fix greed and corruption , Help Nigerians believe in Nigeria , do so much goodness the kind of which is usually done post election , Do it when its not election time

Punish those people the masses know they are corrupt but untouchable by the law ,

Pay salaries and entitlements , promote workers and pay outstanding pensions



Then Nigeria will be free , conducive , and Nigeria will rise above its mates in Africa

Only one team can effect this change and fix Nigeria

#TeamGMB. Vote GMB. Vote APC , Vote Change , if we can dream if , we can achieve it [/size]

barcanista:
As far as NW and NE are concerned muhammadu Buhari have no rival. Who is Sambo in Kaduna? Even in his local PU and ward he is a nonentity. As for the to topic, the PDP guy is insane. Where was he when Rauf Aregbesola disgraced Jonathan and Omisore in last August? Did he(Chairman) not lose his Polling unit and ward? Who is he to speak for the intelligent SWsterners?

Like seriously , please emphasize how Aregbe destroyed GEJ, Omisore , PDP last august , they went as far as deploying 40,000 security men , DSS , Mpolice , Nscdc , even touts wearing uniforms were used , 10,000 sniffer dogs , Osunstate was locked down for 3 days ,whereas no riots , no fights , no bombs , no explosions , they just wanted to intimidate residents

There's power in words and its good to have a good reputation , Aregbesola said they learnt of plans to intimidate and arrest APC members , he stressed that no one should be afraid , he said even if he AregbeSola gets arrested , citizens should go out enmass and vote for APC

And truly when these security outfits came , they massed up , They , under the order and support from GEJ arrested lots of prominent APC members , they tried to arrest / assassinate Adeleke of Ede , the one and Only , that was the last straw , 3-4 former state governors teamed up with Aregbe , just as 3-4 ex presidents now back GMB

They tried to rig, they almost succeeded in rigging in favor of Omisore , every suspect caught with live and sensitive voting materials and weapons across the state was PDP member , residents caught two people who confessed their mission and were taken to a headquarters in Osogbo I think , All news stations including coretv news , channels and ,Osun TV : OSBC ,NTA Osogbo , had broadcasted the pictures and confessions of these suspects , then order came from the top to release the suspects



Anyways , we know they will attempt to rig this coming election , and they are trying to intimidate us with Warships even though Nigerian Army still can't purchase weapons

Trying intimidate us with tompolo and agoati Dokubo and the mend and massob , threatning us with Biafra and blaming the north

This year We will disgrace Jonathan , and if his clans want war , that's what they'll get. Enough is enough