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fulanigirl:
I'm aware of the drug abuse and from what I understand people use it as a way to escape from life. Unless social and economic issues are tackled, drug abuse will continue to be a major issue

Eggsaktly but in order to live through the tackling , boys need to be high

[size=20pt]Who said that APC supporters always insult other people ? Whoever said that is a bigot , blind as bat and prejudiced , in short a big fool



I beg to differ though , although everybody becomes sentimental when arguing a topic we are passionate about , in my experience PDP fans always change the topic to an insult


You could pic as many as 10 political topics and let's analyze them together to prove a point. And don't mind what I wrote above , it was supposed to make you smile ,[/size]
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Because I would be proving your point if I really meant that ...I know some people wont see that , so I'm expecting the quotes and insults[/size]

fulanigirl:
Where are you getting your facts from? Islam does not allow any form of intoxication, that means shisha, drugs, alcohol and cigarettes. Shisha is a cultural rather than religious thing

If your an educated fulani girl , then you know I'm right , maybe the choice of words aren't perfect , but the meaning of the sentence is true , and I'm not saying categorically that Islam permits , clerics and followers that I know of understand the need to escape reality , and though countries of the world try as much as possible to fight the use of drugs , most of these wars can't be won

muhamm3d:
may Almighty Allah forgive you. What will you gain by ridiculing, spreading lies about another religion? Its pathetic. It doesnt mke u a better person but rather a myopic personality. Great men respect whatever u decide to worship and co-habit with you. No prophet of God will encourage taking what would harm his followers. This is 2015 and stop being a religious bigot. Peace be upon you.

Thanks for the mention
1 my comment was in response and support to the other write who said Muslims compensate not taking beer with drugs
And I agree with him based on first hand account

2 I rarely talk about religion or insult Islam except when we are talking about terrorists and how Muslims vehemently deny terrorists

3 The statement above implies and proves that I'm not a religious bigot , I'll give you names and Facebook addresses for 15 Muslim scholars with shisha and some other unrecognized consumables

I would share a hundred more links of several news reports about consumption in Saudi Arabia and other Muslim Nations

4 My point being my comment though satirical was based on the truth as I know / understand it and even that is based on evidence

5. I must confess that I'm impressed by your response , no hate , curse or insults , no display of the usual anger we usually see


Kudos. I might have just found me a Muslim buddy , do you wanna be friends ?

jemype:
Lol. Dat blue pill u see, some pple také up to 15 in a day or more sef. If benylin dey make u sleep wetin u go come do wen u see young boYs for north wey dey condemn small methylated spirit. Dese guys dont breed joy bro. Oda states dey learn wen it comes to drug usage bcuz if some doctors know of d drug consumption rate of dese gys deY go ponder how dey r still alive sef.

Ma true you talk bro. But in P-Square's voice : Personally , persona ,personally , I love my body , I love my life and I don't treat it radically. He he he

I fear those boyses , Allah. If some people dey consume 15 pills a day , how dem go use cope with reality wey dey follow over dose. Habaaaa. I fit try an later sha. But as of present now now ? I'll pass , shisha or SK to the limit , not to the excess

My buds are pretty mad at me for not buying or throwing banger with them , grownups with kids , imagine how that felt , I just told them I'm expecting a baby I need all the cash I can keep

jemype:
Its roaches i know dey call dat one. Dat one is old sef. Nd not dat strong. In edo dey call it baba blue.

In Timaya's Voice , Chineke meh Chai

I am seeing and hearing it for the first time that yesterday , it wasn't funny when i saw one of them's tongue , he was unable to control himself , I was tempted too , however knowing that being high brings the violence in me , i didn't , also , benylin with codine , cough syrup i slept for almost a week

ObiChiz08:
Not surprised at all. I think Kaduna should come 2nd, †нε rate at which drugs(igbo, weed, marijuana, codeine etc) are consumed by these guys ®ëåll¥ baffles me. Some are so addicted to it in such a way that during Ramadan, they can't cope without taking †нε drugs. Ya Allah! Do have mercy on their souls.


Finally, you'll hardly see a northerner(rich, poor, literate, illiterate) that doesn't do drug.


BTW, if islam permits drugs, Ɣ doesn't it permit alcohol? Question for another day

Islam understands the need to blow off some steam , get high and live fantasy , hence why shisha , weed and any other natural stimulants are considered gift from Allah and I'm pretty sure Muhammed took some too during his time

Anyways , I heard about another one from Arbokis yesterday , they said its refnol or something , makes their tongue purple , stronger than coedine , Arbokis / muslims especially rich/hardcore muslima indeed do most drugs , weed, coke,hero,solution/rubber gum , snukudoie. E.t.c

[size=18pt]M.I's voice :

Na so craze dey start , Na so craze dey start [/size],

checkdate:
After Everything (the collapsed building tragedy) I Still See The Europeans & South Africans in That Church.



AM SO CHARGED AND MOTIVATED ABOUT THE KIND OF GOD WE SERVE HE DOES NOT FAIL AND ABANDONING HIS PEOPLE IS NOT HIS NATURE.

Israelites were made slaves in Egypt , some of their enemies defeated them , Abraham still died so did moses , my point being ? Way of God isn't way of men

Matchable poisons are real

Enemies are for real too

Those who can monitor and prevent success are real too


But not every evil is caused by enemies

Sometimes , stubbornness , carelessness or even non challant attitude towards daily minuscule warnings can have a larger , bigger / worse outcome

Harrychocoberry:
"MY ENEMIES ARE AT WORK"

A former work-mate Jay was giving me the low-down about something that happened to him recently.

A while back, he had attended an 'awesome' Halloween party, and had decided to go as a traditional masquerade. Ingenious right?

Jay brought the mask back home after the party, and hung it as a decoration on his room wall. It was a really grotesque mask – just imagine the alien’s face in the movie Predator. I chided him for hanging up the mask in his room, as it stuck out like a sore thumb, spoiling the overall décor of the place.

Fast forward, a month later, he pulled this really hot chick when he met at a wedding in Ph. They spoke on the phone for days, and then she promised to come visit him one Saturday.

Jay got the place ready for the lass’s visit. He tried to make the pad ‘condusive’.

He took out the sofa from the room, so that the girl would have to sit on the bed.

He turned down the thermostat on his split unit AC so that the place was very chilly, in case his female visitor required ‘warming’.

He ‘arranged’ condoms at every nook and cranny of his pad, to be ready whenever or wherever it went down. He put one on the bedroom dresser, put another under one of the pillows, one on the window seal, another in his pocket, two behind the television unit.

He warned the gateman not to leave his post, to prevent a mix-up.

He did some push-up, pull-ups and bicep curls with really heavy weights. Then he showered, dressed up and sprayed a healthy dose of Pleasures for Men by Estee Lauder.

The girl finally came around 2pm (African time), wearing a really smart tank top, some skin-fitting jeans and some really nice shoes. Jay was like wow! Jay said that she had a figure like a palm-wine keg. 

They chatted a bit, dug into some take-away that Jay had sent his house-boy for, and even watched a bit of the rom-com “Notting Hill”. By the time the part of the movie where Hugh Grant and Julia Robert’s characters climbed a wall into a garden came, Jay and his date had started snogging.

They were making out just fine, almost heading for a technical knock-out, when the girl looked up and noticed the mask.

Jay said that the way this girl flew out of his arms and bed was like a scene from Matrix where Keanu Reeves did a limbo type movement to dodge a bullet in slow motion.
(sorry o,I don't watch nollywood movies)

Her voice trembling, she shreiked ‘What is that? Is that ojuju?”

Jay tried to explain calmly “Nah, love. It is just a simple Halloween mask.”

The girl was not convinced. She moved towards the door. “What is a grotesque mask doing on your wall? What is it? There must be something wrong with you”

Jay tried to explain to this chick and allay her fears. She nor gree o. The die was cast – she even refused to finish the movie. After a while, she received a ‘phantom’ call from her bestie, and said she had to meet her cousin in Rumuokwuta. She bounced out of the crib like she was running from something.

Jay was left with a bruised ego and the damn mask on the wall. He took it down from the wall, and hung it in his living room instead. Let it bother uninvited guests now instead. Like the landlord and his agents.

In Nigeria, people dey fear. And most tragedies are usually blamed on one’s perceived enemies. If a politician got caught in EFCC’s net for misappropriating public funds; he would usually blame it on perceived enemies who are ‘intimidated by his profile.’

A neighbor’s son got caught with stolen car parts. His ma threw herself on the floor, rolling as she cried '‘My enemies have finally gotten me. Mo ti ku o…”

And at that point, I felt like defending her so-called enemies. I could swear I never saw anyone else with her son, when he living it up, blowing money fast. Even his friends would have been weak.

There was a program on TV sometime where a guy said he had just recovered from an ailment. According to him, he had ‘stepped’ on poison which had been an entrapment by his ‘enemies’, and had fallen ill. And I am like, wait a Nigerian minute (which is long by the way if you add African time), which one is ‘step on poison’ again? I never knew people could actually ‘step’ on poison? I thought they just put it in your food or beer, when you stepped away briefly to the loo. Or is there Wi-fi or Bluetooth poison now? But it made me realize how Nigerians feared their enemies.

Sometimes in some quarters, if a person bought a new/used (or Tokunboh or Belgium) automobile in Nigeria, family members would gather and make professions, pouring libations on the tires to ward off enemies.

May you trample over your foes with these big-ass 17 inch rims.

May you never ride shot-gun while your enemies are handling the steering wheel. If it is my Bentley, I don’t mind actually.

May you see your enemies in your rear-view and never with your head-lights.

May your enemies be forever in your boot, but never in your bonnet? Don’t say amen here o. Some Ferraris and Lambos have their engines in the trunk instead.

Someone even prayed: May you never go backwards as you drive this car. All well and good, but you still need to reverse out of this tight-ass parking lot after these prayers end.

At church you could see members of the congregation tapping away on their blackberry or catching 40 winks(sleeping) or scoping flesh lustfully, but as soon as the pastor starts prayers binding and destroying enemies, everyone springs to attention with the chorus of a resounding Amen! And why not; your enemies may park behind you on the church car park, and be no-where to be found after service ends to start with.

If every person has enemies, then that means everyone is somehow an enemy to someone right? Then who are the good people then? Am I someone’s enemy even though I wish no man any evil? Haba, na wetin? My take is that everyone who has a village must have enemies.

Think well. Your enemies checked your SSCE, NECO and JAMB results before you did. They are the ones you hid information from when you got a visa for Jand (even the 3 month one).Your enemies were the last to know when you were interviewing for that choice job, but were the first to know when you landed that lucrative contract. If there is a way to trace your facebook page visitors (like Hi-5 used to have, and Linked-In does), you would see that your enemies check on you 24/7.

If the enemy of my enemy is my friend, should I really be hating and cursing him too?

All these postulations and theories are giving me malaria, abeg. As I go to cool off with some tender cow-leg pepper soup (okay this too is hot), let me pray for each and every one of my dear readers as you're about to enter the 'New Year';

May your pain be champagne.

If you are Fanta Chapman just out of the fridge, your enemies would be Limca in a 23cl ‘solo’ bottle straight from the crate.(dat drink still dey exist).

If you are a Mercedes G Wagon from a V.I. dealership, your enemies would be a Danfo Racer old model with a “For Sale” jerry-can on it.

If you are a Hollywood blockbuster starring Steven Seagul your foes would be a Yoruba movie with wrong English subtitles and gold tooth alatikas.

If you are a Celebrity poker game on ESPN, your enemies would be a local game of Ludo with 2 of the red and green seeds missing and the glass broken.

If you are a packet of Chivita juice, your enemies would be an agbalumon seed spat on the ground.

If you are a Transformers (movie), your enemies would be NEPA transformers with the mercury missing.

* Just joking, but I wish you all well. God bless.

Cc:
Safarigirl
Karchiebabe
Seun
Larrysun
D9ty7
Tosyn2much

#stillThaNewGuyHARRY#
•Chocoberry•

[size=16pt]If it was Beyonce's or Niki Minaj's , I bet you guys won't complain eh ? Bobbby pass bobby ni abi wetin ?[/size]

[size=16pt]If NA made this promise , then I'm better off staying at home , I mean their score card tackling boko haram says it all


Besides , I don't think they can deploy 40,000 Soldiers/DSS/Police/Mobile/Thugs and 10,000 sniffer dogs per state just as they did in Osun's election [/size]

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Paranoid like hell always watching , observing and cautious , I no dey look Uche face , I don't smile to strangers , I don't shake them , I don't go to parties without being able to scout for an escape route before hand , I don't like bottles or knife fights , I , trust no hoes , trust no friend , trust no family member and trust no nairalander. That's me meeen [/size]

ono:
Can we please leave anything ''United States'' out of this situation? As far as they have predicted that Nigeria will break up in 2015, I believe that they will do everything in their power to make this happen. Let us all be careful in thinking we have someone who ranks high along with other major US military figures. For me, that doesn't count as anything worthy of emulation or as something we should sing to the high heavens about.

USA never predicted Nigeria's breakup , I thought we were past that ? Read topics from 2 months ago , you'll find a clue , just types USA predicted Nigeria's breakup on your NL home page , it'll take you to the right topic where you can learn something

anonimi:
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Click on the sauce of the OP's story:



http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-u-s-army-war-college-alumni-and-students/reference?page=1



to realize that ANYONE can create a list on their web site!


General Muhammadu Buhari not only has lived a public life of PRETENCE, he is now upgraded to the next level - SCAMMING

What can be more CORRUPT

S[size=25pt]top being an asswipe !!!!!!!!!

The website was created in the year 2000

By Clark Benson

Who happens to own ranker c-corp

And the information on the website was last updated in 2013

How's that a Buhari scam ? As clueless and Mùmú at the top

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anonimi:
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Click the sauce of the OP's story:
http://www.ranker.com/list/famous-u-s-army-war-college-alumni-and-students/reference?pag
ANYONE can create a list on their web site!

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Which means the op did not design the website contrary to your claim , clueless as ever

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chamboy:
Why did dey discharge. U so soon

Bros you for no let people know say she run from ward na , nobody discharge am treatment never finish

EverestdeBliu:
Op, how comes u're more interested in magnifying his 'profession as a politician'?; I see this as a campaign oriented thread aimed at raising his votes...but sowri u failed cos the likes of me and a million others, won't vote in an extremist even if he's the only presidential aspirant vying for the seat.

[size=18pt]From your comment , that means a total of 1, 000, 001 clueless peeps will vote for cluedog Joe Satan

That leaves about 159,000,000 more votes he he he

Kee yourself in thy name and earn citizenship to Otuoke oil and women [/size]

gunuvi:
Buhari's case remind me of a primary school funny song " mummy mo pass, eran lo je card mi" meaning -Mummy I passed but a goat ate my report card.
The general knew he will need to present his certificates and he didn't bother till deadline to go to the military board to apply for new sets of credentials.
Let me even ask, shey his primary and secondary school certificates too are with the military board too?
His supporters on this thread ought to cover their face in shame.

Makeup your minds you people

If he presents only primary school cert , you lot will still say he never went to any other institution

Namadi sambo also knows he needs to present his certs , why's he telling the world it got burnt a few days to deadline ?

eye4eye:
How big are your "tittys"? It seems your brain is filled in your bre.asts.

I swear I saw that coming he he he

eye4eye:
Ikengawo-crap is watching and in bad shape for this information about Buhari.

He he he , you don already win am. Must you use fatality ? He don do abeg. Their belle don spoil , you don't stir hornet's nest and expect not to get stung. They proly now wish they didn't call GMB an illiterate

tit:
where is his "school certificate" or any academic award given to Buhari by the US War College?
Nobody is doubting that buhari saw the walls of US war college, Mons and many other martial institutions.
his problem is to produce any educational qualifications he may have.
Platoon leaders course is not an educational qualification.

Think with head , not tit he he he

eleojo23:
Most people think that Buhari is trying to come back as a military head of state. Well, the military era is gone and IF he should by any chance win, he is coming as a democratic president.

So don't expect a general who will come and dictate and 'flog' people as he likes, expect a president whose decisions are subject to the approval of the national assembly.

We know that and we also know that the present national assembly will be dismantled , reasonable and credible people would replace the greedy and violent oil and blood sucking vampires there , oh. And they'll probably skit the country , Won o ni durooooooo

OrlandoOwoh:
How easy will this be for the PDP camp to swallow? Oya Bastard Doyin Okupe, Reuben Abati, Reno Omokiri, Femi Fani-Kayode, Femi Aribisala, etc, tell us this is a lie.
Sai Buhari.

How can I get 300 likes for a comment I wanted to make but you beat me to it ?

Between , PDP arsewipes , you asked for yanga , now you received beating and disgrace , you shouldn't have called GMB an illiterate

Also , kindly request for proofs from schools attended by sambo whose certificate magically got burnt

IdiAmin1:
Why dig it out now that election is around the corner. All the same, kudos to GMB. Honestly 2015 will be "immirimious" .

I'll tell you why , some buttcracks said he's illiterate , doesnt have formal education and his certs were from Toronto otherwise he would have produced on demand , they should bring it up , put pepper and bitter leaf in PDP family's eyes

bushdoc9919:
No,don't give up on trains. Trains are a good idea....cheap mass transport....and need little maintenance in the long run (compared to roads).

Eggsaktly let's learn to maintain our roads with honesty , generate resources from tolls and other taxes to fund rail projects , not gather already dwindling resources and spend on project that may not be successful in the long run

Personally , any train from the North becomes free of charge in the south , I'm not gonna board oit . there are issues to be tackled before we introduce mass , cheap and slow transport

PassingShot:
Make the oil price be 10 dollars per barrel sef.

There are many nations without oil and they're doing far better than us.

Mr. Clueless presided over a surplus regime of oil price but couldn't have any savings for rainy days?

I mean what happened to the excess monies we earned when oil sold at above 100$ (peaked at $115) per barrel while our budget was done on 70 something dollars per barrel? You all know the answer as much as I do.

As a result of the drop in oil price, our prodigal and clueless president and his team devalued the naira so that a dollar now exchanges for around 190 naira.

If they were not clueless or corrupt, they would have known that a time like this was bound to come and could have kept enough in the excess crude account to augment the deficit during this hard times. Afterall other OPEC members are not known to have devalued their currency since the drop in oil price started. Talk of cluelessness and thievery at its peak!

Kick Out Cluelessness in 2015 and Bring Back Hope and Change in GMB/PYO

Lolest. Let it not dry up yet , wait till Nigerians start faming and reaping farm produce Na beg I dey beg o before he turn SomeriA

omenka:
How the cookie crumbles.

I'm hoping to see that day Nigeria can't export a single drop of oil so we can have real leaders ready to roll up their sleeves and do some hard work, and not the nutcases high on petrodollars striding the corridors of power today.

#TeamNoMoreOilExports.

I concur , home made petrol is better than paying for shipping outside and delivery back + manufacturing fees

#TeamRefineOurOilAtHome

LRNZH:
Power and Refineries are supposed to be the first set of priorities apart from Security.

But GEJ in his usual 'MAULAG' fashion went for trains.

Misplaced priorities.

Misplaced priorities indeed. He he he I like that

Honda manufacturing is said to be coming to invest a plan in Nigeria

Two questions come to mind , will they use our ELECTRICITY ? Or our expensive petrol for production ?

Several refurbished rail projects and some other non verifiable projects like second Niger bridge , but we have the worst roads

Estimated missing funds within 0.5% error places funds embezzled by GEJ's boys at over $30 TRN

You can't wear your hijab or knapsack in the north without getting lynched

Nigerian Army failed to purchase weapons but tompolo successfully bought over $600M worth of war ship



GEJ in prison till infinity

LRNZH:
We need a more comprehensive rail project integrated with air and sea ports.

Not this refurbished trains.

Sai Buhari

Yeah , I agree with you , but those satanists said we should take one step at a time because Nigeria does not have electricity to support cable train as such we should start from coal engine then to diesel engine train

As for me I'll say let's focus on our roads first , Train has always been a white elephant project especially with clueless at the top. Some people are just chopping the money for rail

LRNZH:
All those refurbished trains project will die a premature death with this.

Best comment ever hahaha. We have crude for export in January , yet we queue for petrol , then we now buy at =N= 100-120. In this country , now that's ludicrous and entertaining especially with the REFURBISHED TRAIN PROJECT , SECOND NIGER BRIDGE SCAM among many others meanwhile over 700,000 nigerian workers yet to receive 3 months salary