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Paperwhite:
It's a big shame that a reputable person of Utomi's caliber will initial stoop so low to support a Buhari's candidacy.Now the man have ascended up there but none of them now matters to him anymore.Moral-never support a tyrant blindly as a Leopard never change it skin.

Paperwhite:
It's a big shame that a reputable person of Utomi's caliber will initial stoop so low to support a Buhari's candidacy.Now the man have ascended up there but none of them now matters to him anymore.Moral-never support a tyrant blindly as a Leopard never change it skin.

Paperwhite:
It's a big shame that a reputable person of Utomi's caliber will initial stoop so low to support a Buhari's candidacy.Now the man have ascended up there but none of them now matters to him anymore.Moral-never support a tyrant blindly as a Leopard never change it skin.

TonyeBarcanista:
SA Democratic Alliance 36 years old party leader Maimane
https://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03298/Mmusi_Maimane_3298844b.jpg

SA EFF 36Years old Party leader Malema
https://images.chinatopix.com/data/images/full/8733/south-africa-economic-freedom-fighters-julius-malema.jpg

Hong kong Demosistō Party leaders(All under 24)
https://news.memehk.com/img/post/15425_197.jpg

BUT DO THE YOUTH HAVE A POLITICAL PARTY? TO START WITH

I THINK IF THEY START WITH FORMATION OF A YOUTH-ONLY PARTY IT WILL BE NICE AND VERY SERIOUS OF THEY.

Nigeria APC Leaders
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Nigeria PDP Leaders
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careercrew1:
www.careercrewblog.com/2016/07/building-career-in-social-media.html?m=0

cc: seun Lalasticlala ishilove mynd44

Tifee07:
Hello, please I will like to have a system, won't mind if its HP, Dell or Toshiba. Corei3 500gb/4gb. And it must range from #45,000 to #55,000. Thanks in anticipation.

Tifee07:
Hello, please I will like to have a system, won't mind if its HP, Dell or Toshiba. Corei3 500gb/4gb. And it must range from #45,000 to #55,000. Thanks in anticipation.

HARDDON:
Mehn, by now i was stark awake, but didnt want to disrupt her flow, kept my eyes closed. Absentmindedly moved a hand over her.
N d rest was history .


In d after glow of this rump , I made fun of her:

1) "Did u just rape me? " with a funny quizzical look. "Human right NGO must hear this" she laughed so hard.

"U didn't even have the courtesy to wake me up, u did that while I slept! N dis id1ot of a d1ck was awake while I slept"

2)
"" so its these tiny hands that were moving all over my body that I tot it was a sexy dream?"""

She said for once she tot I was impotent / didn't fancy her when I didn't touch her all night. That she wasnt really sleeping when I covered her up. That she just pretended to be sleeping to see if I wud com close.
I rather covered her up n without a Peck, went back to that my game. That it felt strange a guy didn't move in on a gurl he just brought home rather he got stuck to his stupid game
Little did she know it was all part of the plan.


U r jez 2 badboy!

How I wish I could get 'em so easy like u.

Can we do WhatsApp for berra tutorial, plz?

HARDDON:
Mehn, by now i was stark awake, but didnt want to disrupt her flow, kept my eyes closed. Absentmindedly moved a hand over her.
N d rest was history .


In d after glow of this rump , I made fun of her:

1) "Did u just rape me? " with a funny quizzical look. "Human right NGO must hear this" she laughed so hard.

"U didn't even have the courtesy to wake me up, u did that while I slept! N dis id1ot of a d1ck was awake while I slept"

2)
"" so its these tiny hands that were moving all over my body that I tot it was a sexy dream?"""

She said for once she tot I was impotent / didn't fancy her when I didn't touch her all night. That she wasnt really sleeping when I covered her up. That she just pretended to be sleeping to see if I wud com close.
I rather covered her up n without a Peck, went back to that my game. That it felt strange a guy didn't move in on a gurl he just brought home rather he got stuck to his stupid game
Little did she know it was all part of the plan.


U r jez 2 badboy!

How I wish I could get 'em so easy like u.

Can we do WhatsApp for berra tutorial, plz?

kuuljay:
He is a lucky guy, I live in enugu and I tell you that house is very cheap

DesChyko:
You didn't give details of your tenancy agreement. Was there any clause like 'one-year certain' or 'eviction if you do so-so'?

If there isn't, you have a case. Reply the lawyer, telling him that under Tenancy Laws, you are entitled to six months notice as long as you pay yearly. If he plays stubborn, get a lawyer.

HARDDON:
@ bolded me likey! Nice, very nice! U stepping up so finely, so quickly!
Now that is attitude laced with humour! Punishment ( u wud njoy ) + homour



A lil suggestion though: next time, give her options to choose from instead of reducing d burden of d only option u gave.

N hey, ur starting line is not so nice( though u were able to man it this time, it cud lead to her always not thinking twice b4 flaking next time. )

Instead of saying " clap for urself " like u were angry she flaked out( it was a privilege to fun u gave her n she blew it, u went ahead n had ur fun , who missed out ? Was it u? Ofcos not! She did miss out so paint it in such light ) ,make it a point to make her jelos n wish she had come along. Next time, she wud think twice b4 cacelling.

if u have to, list out the things she like as part of d fun u had which she missed. U can even add a new catch talk into d gist


These r some of the lines to use when a gurl flake out on u( u ignore the message, n go ahead with ur plans)

When u r done, wait until she contacts u with d apology : then u say:

You: No need for apologies, because I'm so glad u didn't show up, u wud hv spoilt this fine runzz for me..... A well endowed gurl asked me out!

She: wow, what gurl

You : this sweet a33 thing... We played bball, after that, we went to d movies, had some cream n now she has been calling me none stop ...... bla bla bla....add any line that wud make her jelos.. ( this is send less actitude ) ....

God help u, because the next thing u wud see is ur line blinking, she is calling .....

I live u to find a way tru the troubles I just put u in....

HARDDON:
Read from the first page, ur answers r all over the pages, even when I told u not to , I gave reasons why u shldnt:

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only/1#45035607


Summary is:
The major reason is that when u do that, u unknowingly hand over ur balls to her, putting urself @ a disadvantage n she now has the power to decide how d r/ship swings.
If u didn't know, every marriage, r/ship, has this controlling power, which by default, is the man's.this helps him to direct n guild his family or lady.
When u go asking a gurl out, u hand her this power. This is why u wake up one morning n u have been friend zoned or turned a maga by the lady. N she go falling head over heels for a guy that does not even SEND her n treats her badly while she is not even taking ur calls....life iznt fare.


2) Asking a gurl out creates unnecessary tension Btw both of u.
N u wudnt be free to express urself! For u to make a gurl fall so deeply in Luv with u, u must be comfortable in ur skin, u can't achieve this when u spoil d fun by asking her out!

3) asking a gurl out, makes her feel extra special n makes things difficult for urself . she naturally feels her worth is tru d roof! N she starts playing hard to get: then u begin to buy flowers. , gifts, take her on expensive dinner, send her airtime. , message her monin n night , call her every min n generally , pursue her cos u wano win her Luv!
Basic law oc Econs: the higher the demand, the higher the price! U demand her by asking her out, be ready to pay premium price b4 u can sniff her Hair ! Her panties most times r off limits!

Unknown to u, d airtime u hv bin sending, she has been using it to call guys like me, n we don't pick most times.
U send her " Hi " tru chat, she takes a week to respond whereas, she message guys like me every other min n sometimes, we keep her on hold for hours even days. While u go wishing she responds to ur chat, she go wishing guys like me , responds to hers!

4) asking a gurl out, sends d wrong message.. . n they go thinking :" we just met n he is already asking me out? He must be on heat n just want to get under my skirts! "
"Don told me he Luv me, after i accepted n let him in, he stopped calling me, same thin wit Roy n Uche. Sammy has been cheating on me n now, here isthis Guy(Thing) trying to decieve me again! Smh"

5) they say all guys r same, why don't u prove her wrong by not asking her out like every other guy??
How wud u feel if u make her so hung on u that she throws herself on u?

6) asking a gurl out means u r indirectly telling her u wano take d place of her dad n start footing her billz!!! N ofcos she wud be very right to start demanding things from u right away which u can't turn down because when u remember how u chased her n all that u spent b4 she said yes, u wano do anything to give her anything!
Why?? because u r scared she might just move on to the next guy that gives her what she requested!

See the undue pressure? N the crazy thing is, she wud keep using this to blackmail u! Some evil ones wud make some demands even their fathers can't afford just to push u off d edge!

7) asking a gurl out, takes the fun out of d life of that r/ship b4 it even starts( if it ever does) U wudnt be able to burst her balls cos u wano act responsible !

A lot of my ex dates still call me till date to tell me stuffs! Unprintable stuffs. because, they know, that I send less! Keep secrets( until I started writing this book)!

There is this particular one that has been on my neck( she said she just wano see me promising to foot d billz; return ticket first class all d way, five star hotel for a weekend get away, but aint having it. She just wano lay her filthy hands on me) even though she is married now, she says her husby always make Luv to her gently so as not to hurt her( his wify) though in her mind, she is screaming for him to b a n g her lights out! She cant tell him though so as not to come across lose. N just want me over!
Did I tell u I dVed her? N I hate gentility most times, the only time I do gentle is in d early morning tranquil hours, so as not to wake d neighbourhood with romantic sonorous sounds on a new dawn cos no matter how u loud d super surround, they always pierce tru morning blues.




I can go on n on!!!