That body is not proportional to the waist

I nominate myself
And I also nominate fatherchristmas

Black apple

AuschwitzPrefec:


Peter Obi claimed to have inherited $50mil from his late father who died leaving behind one lockup shop in Onistha market.

Peter Obi's father was killed by rival drug gangs and his body dumped in the river Niger and was never recovered.

Can you shed more light on this for us.?

If you dont know your father or family members, just join Nigerian Politics. They will help you to trace your lineage

Storypot:


Yes, the problem was, I have never seen so many chicks clustered in one place in my life, it was anxiety..i felt like the whole space was closing in on me and this chickens..i mean I felt like if I went any further, one of them would swallow me. They were that big! So next time if they charged at me we would box instead of that Cristiano Ronald type chicken shot!!!

Haaa hahaha I like your use of words and narrative style

dontrulee:
You're a scammer.
go catch you soon. Na client you dey call uncle

Lol when I was looking for job and applying una no see me that time

Kingosytex:


People wey dey hungry no see food to eat while people wey get excess no dey hungry.
I think you're an ingrate who's capitalizing on your uncle's benevolence.
Your time are the reason why some seemingly good uncles turn for the worse.
Answer this truthfully, how will you feel if the situation is reversed?
I mean, you being your uncle and your uncle being you.
How will you feel of your nephew or niece treats you in exact manner you're treating your uncle?
Of course, I know the answers already. You won't take it. People are fond of dishing out what they themselves can't take.

Mugu... If you are intelligent and you dey street, you go don understand my post.
I wonder why Nigerians are not solution oriented.

I asked a question looking for solution

Chopkiss:
Pluto ways no dey show for map

what does Evian and pluto means

Nhemzie17:

You people are scam.... I sent a giftcard this morning, after sending it, your customer service said they don't accept it... Only for me to check and my card was already showing "used"

Were you able to resolve this scam

SPAMBOX7:
You guys just ripped off my 100$ now. You guys are scammers no one should trade with them if you are reading this

Bro was this scam later resolved

Just because one person rubbed a huge amount on her face, all these bloggers will tag her "beautiful"?
Una dey blind ni?

Kayzz34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHciHJQI-fA

Lagos socialite, Farida Sobowale of House of Phreeda, was rescued after attempting to commit su!c!de on Third mainland bridge on Thursday, evening August 17. 

She drove her Lexus SUV to the bridge, came down and was about to jump into the Lagoon when she was rescued by persons who were there at the time.

She's not ready to jump. She still dey manipulate una emotionally.

When you are ready, even water no go stop you

illicit:
The fish will labour in vain

What a pity

For some reasons, I read your comment in the President's voice

HeartlessMan:


For this careless statement I will owe my staff salaries for the next two months!

qtguru:
VictorSA and his obsession for uncles.

nope I am not him... I figured the best way to ask my question and get answers is to present him as my Distant uncle

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

my honorable from beer palour

donbachi:
Ingrate you are

You suppose don code.... No be everything be anger. Na solution I dey find mugu

Good morning, I have a distant Uncle abroad. He has sent me money twice to come and visit him. But due to some unfortunate circumstances, I had to use the money to solve some challenges.

Now he thinks I am lying that I am coming to visit. He does not want to send money to me, he is insisting on booking and paying the flight ticket himself

Now the bone of contention is, have you ever had a difficult uncle like this? How were you able to solve it? If he buys the flight ticket and send me the code, can I be able to sell the flight tickets...?

Adeoye11:
You are second in command to that former communication minister

5iine:
Stop wasting your money...those shiii don't work


Go get red dawa(millet) water and raw egusi....

Then soak for 3days...

After soaking for 3 days the water will be hard to drink na

Sonofthemoon:
you are very correct

Bro I got your pm

armyofone:


simple explanation of the madness caused by your babalawo: they have access to barks/plants etc they know the use of opium in powder form or otherwise. they know the amount to give to that sane man to make him insane or kill him.
Wake up and free your mind.

The ancient war between the edos and the oyinbos for instance. The juju men fought with juju in small calabash, blowing opium powder and other harvested, sundried and packaged concotions on her majesty soldiers, the white ones fought with guns and bullets. Read your history books again

PECON1:
😹😹😹u wan yahoo a yahoo boy.

No mind the mugu

Abolodje:

Use paypal. I’ll give you my tag with very good rate

PayPal will display the receiver's name na

money121:
Ok

I guess you learnt from that guy that said he wanted to borrow money for his house rent last year or so?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar.
Fuel of 20 litres on my lexus Es 350 cost almost 12k yesterday

Anyway I love the renewed shege

You wey b say ordinary Keke you no get... Continue proving to Nairaland you are rich.
Your reality is your reality

Adeoye11:
You are second in command to that former communication minister

if person no lie for this world, how you go chop?

FitCorper:

Yahoo boy you better repent now before it’s too late.

since you are not the one pressing my phone for me,
Don't just jump into conclusions.

Do you have a solution?

Hello my uncle wants to send wants to send me money from abroad.
He is not in Europe. He is currently in one of the South Pacific countries.

The banks in that country doesn't support bitcoin because I asked him to download bitcoin app but his card was unable to purchase the bitcoin.

I want my name to remain anonymous to my uncle...
What other alternative means can I use to receive this money....
Please I need this information urgently