₦airaland Forum

Originalsly:
Would you understand wetin go carry man dey poke a woman yansh? After all ... yansh is yansh and if a man loves to poke yansh does it matter if the yansh is behind woman or man? A man that love to poke woman yansh is a suspect.... woman yansh not available he will go on the down low.
I was in a discussion and one guy was an ex prisoner so the topic about what really goes on with regards to sex and handling sexual urges. At least I was shocked when he said as a matter of fact that a man only needs a tight warm moist place to get satisfaction ... it doesn't matter if it's man or woman ..front or back. I thought about it ... and included he was right. But to have the mentality to do it is a different story ... it depends on your morals. So with this in mind I can understand from the giver's point of view. But the receiver? ... the one biting the pillow? I don't understand and don't want to understand. All this is as old as prostitution ...nothing new ... had been and will continue to be until the end of time.

Sex is mainly psychological. That ought answer your question. The THOUGHT you're with a follow man makes u wanna throw up. Same reason the blind prefer pretty

dogo568:
Shattap your mouth. How many times will I answer that. Annoying bastard

Nlfpmod, seun, mods, rule 2

maternal:
Just real life uncivilized, lawless demons. And thinking they're smarter than everyone in the room. When I was in my mama Belle is when I realized

I hope u r a Nigerian. Because we can criticize ourselves to the skies, but don't u dare join in if u r NOT a Nigerian

dogo568:
Shattap. You and your fellow generator sellers cannot hold the rest of the country to ransome

I simply asked u a question and u insulting me
Nlfpmod, seun rule 2

dogo568:
Are you a generator seller. If your plan is for Nigeria never to have 24/7 power, it has failed ooo

I asked u a question

dogo568:
They can't hold us to ransome

You were asked a question

dogo568:
They can go and do something else.

Like what, when that's all they know how to do? Example, what else can a billionaire do, who knows nothing else but importation of generators??

dogo568:
I was hoping investors like dangote could come into the electricity problem but maybe I guessed wrong. People like him can help us achieve steady power you know?

Then how will importers of generators and related survive? And the whole ecosystem built around epileptic power supply. How will all those make a living??

faxana:
That's okay, I understand your preference for someone with formal education in the field but if later you change your mind and you're open to results over degrees, I'm here and I’d love to show you what I can do.

Most definitely! And I really appreciate your understanding and humility

faxana:
We can set up an interview for verification and I can also give you the contact of the clients mentioned in the CV.

Yes, I studied microbiology.

The Microbiology is a bit of a problem. I know why I'd prefer someone who actually had formal education in the field

willi926:
Make akpabio kukuma marry this woman na. He just dey tackle akpoti left right and centre.

What makes you think she'd want to marry a rubber-stamp like Akpabio in a million years?

faxana:
Here it is:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sUwTT0wmVXhpp1iXyHuNBa1mBqErRspw/edit?usp=drivesdk&ouid=104867937722587434474&rtpof=true&sd=true

Lots of claims in your CV. Verification and references will really help. Will be in touch
Microbiology?

faxana:
I specialize in social media management, content creation, and ad strategy, whether in Nigeria or globally.

Hire me as your social media manager today. Let's connect businesses like yours to the right audience.

Drop your CV

This actually makes sense, even though it's comming from a corrupt thief.
As for Tinubu reelection, other politicians should forget 2027 and be planning for 2031

CodeTemplar:
Sanitometre i hail o. Only a fool wont see the folly of your propaganda effort

It's NOT Propaganda. He gave you what HE has experienced and witnessed. But that doesn't mean that'll be YOUR experience. So that shouldn't stop you from japa. Also japa is simply good for the soul. It could Kickstart your fortune, also it's better to go and see for yourself instead of staying in Nigeria imagining abroad is heaven and you're missing out!

malali:
Thats the real street they are running on us, making us believe they are not begging or forcing anyone, while sabotaging our countries with loans we can never pay back and selecting the best brains when screening in visa interviews.

If we only have 2 houses in a city, and i light my neighbors house on fire, then i charge them $1000 to stay in my house, while they repair theirs, i tell them they can pay the $1000 slowly. I ran now give them jobs in my house, jobs that should pay $200/day but i only pay the $100/day. I also collect the money back from them as i am the one giving them housing.
Essentially i have been able to make them work for free under the illusion that i am paying them. All i have to do to get free labor is to make sure, i go around and burn their house when they are trying to rebuild it.

Its a complex scam, but if you step out of the picture, you will see it clearly.

There is no deliberate scam. Don't forget, "the West" is NOT a monolith. There is no "they". Take a country like US, Trump is undoing everything Biden did and even sacking the bureaucracy. Competing interests all over. So who is the "they" with this masterplan??

Voice of real EXPERIENCE. Kudos.
BUT the West didn't craft anything. Things just turned out that way. They're not begging nor forcing anyone, and infact they make it hard to get in.
Also, japa can help someone in Nigeria regardless - just moving to somewhere else can kickstart someone's fortune. Just as moving back to Nigeria can help someone feeling stuck abroad. Everything is NOT always about money and infrastructure!

Solid is almost all propaganda

ibedun:
Yeah! Jesus is coming…..!

Who planted that believe into your head? That you are a social animal.
Better protect your mind from manipulation and misinformation or miseducation.

Common sense planted it. Whenever you have a group of humans they end up clustered together.
If you had 10 people in the world they'd all end up relating

God1000:
No matter how short, ugly and poor you are, there's someone out there for you, love they say is blind.

Not same with women tho. Only works with men

seanery:
GO DIABOLIC

Why doesn't it work on billionaires?

Wickedlywicked:
You are just exactly like your father, it’s just that

This is like arguing with a mad person - someone who insists that black is white!
Ok, I agree with you - the whole point of the coup, why those young men risked their lives and future was so Ironsi would become head of state and stick them in jail - the first and only such coup in human history! Ademoyege, one of the main actors, was Chubuzo, and Unegbu who was killed was Ademola! Ojukwu, who basically quelled the coup by refusing to cooperate with Nzeogwu was Oluwole. And coupists never make mistakes - everybody they target must die! Hence Obasanjo was actually killed dirring Dimka coup - what we have now is a clone. Also, every leader must be killed durring a coup. Shagari was a clone, so is Buhari!
Chinedu are you happy now?

Helpfromabove1:
Greenland is a clear example of what US can do

Greenland is an autonomous territory in the Kingdom of Denmark. It is the largest of three constituent parts of the kingdom, the other two being metropolitan Denmark and the Faroe Islands; the citizens of all territories are full citizens of Denmark.

I must have missed something. When did US invade Greenland??

RIP

NairalandVDM:
Things are really happening in our dear Nation .
Trust nobody, real niggaz dey scare. The kinda crimes being perpetrated these days can be really very scary honestly. This morning, my neighbor raped his house help and disvirgined her, while the wife had just taken off to Lagos. When the wife was called and informed, she quickly had to discontinue the journey and head back home. The man was arrested when the alarm was raised but later released this evening after using his connection to subdue the case. I fear dis life pass mad lion

Because the police commissioner himself probably did/doing same thing.
This country eh!

imustsaymymindo:
Exactly my point. We are on the same page. Because there are mechanisms for divorce - culture, norms, and even an economy would be built with it. So the more we borrow from that culture, the more divorces or failed marriages. When there is less focus on divorce as an easy mechanism like the traditional society, people would resort to other ways of fixing the issue rather than divorce like the family example you gave.

The question now would be which is more efficient, divorce or the other strategies? Maybe, I'll need more data for that. But if divorce was that efficient, people wouldn't be experiencing 2nd, 3rd, or 4th divorce. I also know the dangers of some of the traditional strategies, however, the traditional strategies seem to be beneficial to the collective(Husband, wife, and children), while divorce seems to be more favorable to the unhappy individual only. Where my talk on "love" comes in is because the expectations in marriages these days are based on definitions of the "borrowed culture" while we expect the outcome of the "traditional values". But I guess it's high time we realize that it has come to stay, and divorce rates will get higher both in Nigeria and everywhere else.

So we agreed - some Nigerian marriages are like jail for one or both partners, a jail they can't escape

imustsaymymindo:
Again, I believe that's because the standards we use to judge those marriages are also from borrowed culture. Romanticism, Chivalry, Emotionalism, and what we use to describe the ideal of "love" today which most people are expecting in futility from their marriages weren't at the core of African culture. We had other meanings. But since we want to depend on their own definitions/standards, we of course inherit their own problems. It's just simple.

Did I say anything about love?
A man would be beating his wife and if she runs to her family they'd take her back to him. Or the marriage would long be over but they'd live under same roof and always appear at functions together. There's just no mechanism for divorce in our traditional society, especially if it's the woman that wants the divorce

Helpfromabove1:
Don’t be too sure of that , the same US that is already doing similar action without any justification or explanation

Where??
Give example of where US invaded anybody because they joined something. Especially in this day and age when nucleat countries can destroy any country from anywhere - no need to be close to destroy a country!

Helpfromabove1:
But to look at the from another angle Ukraine could be blamed for the war for trying to join NATO, something US will never accept with Mexico or Canada

If Canada or Mexico decides to join ANYTHING tomorrow you can be 100% sure US would NOT invade!

Swore - 1 (a big 1)

NPF - 0 (a big, fat, capital ZERO!)