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Who cares what this O-lunatic has to say

iLegendd:
A woman's pleasure matters to her more than her reputation as long as she feels no one will know.

When everyone finally knows, she blames village people, the husband or the Devil. A woman never takes blame for her action. You'll be shocked when she blames her husband for falling sick

TempleHouse:
I wonder what a man can do to satisfy a woman

A woman that cannot respect her sick husband and decided to cheat with his servant is worse than Satan !

But if a man impregnates a sick wife's servant...

ArtEdge:
Don't play young man, with the level of tribalism going on in Nigeria now, it is better to be in Lebanon sef

Our tolerance na for mouth only

There is tribalism then there is when people cover their noses when you enter a bus or get up or won't sit near you. See the difference?

YoungLionken:
I'm very much in support of it! That speed is something else...

Me too. He makes me laugh but he talks anyhow and talks nonsense.
I agree with Fayose on this one

ArtEdge:
Which of the home are we talking about?

Can you be in Lebanon and everyone can't see just by looking at you that you are a FOREIGNER??

There is NO PLACE you can go on earth and not be a foreigner or immigrant EXCEPT NIGERIA! That's what makes her home

Megabig:
Most of them love displaying their power back home because they are aware that abroad, they won’t be able to do so, Nigerian police asides being criminals are just tools for the rich.

Someone defamed you, all you need to do is to sue and when found guilty, the person faces the consequences but nope, just approach the police, give them some money and then the orangutans will match to the address and arrest the person.

Miserable Odes

fitjenzy:
Speed Darlington is sick.

However, I don't think defamation of character is a criminal offence, so bringing the police into it is just wrong.

He should take Darlington to court and sue him for damages.

You people are talking like u don't know Naija.
Go to Nigerian court and the CRIMINAL judges and lawyers will drag the case till next century to milk all possible penny.

This is the best way - teach the LOUD MOUTH a lesson sharp, sharp

Septagon:
u can get in touch if u need 90 copies

Thanks

Septagon:
u will get them in epub,then the app will read aloud

Thank u soooo much. I'll try it. They only have No Orchids Blandish at Audible

nwirinedu:
I don't disturb hoes.

But you stick your dick in them raw till you release your hot cum inside them. What does that make you??

Septagon:
I think government officials shud hide their heads in shame,if a wartorn country is still better than a "safe" country.

Hadley chase available

Is it possible to get Hadley chase audio? Just don't have time to be reading

uuzba:
At least there, you can see the enemy clearly. You can see the weapons and get some time to dodge/hide.
Here in Nigeria, we cannot see the enemy. We cannot touch the enemy...
We just receive the beatings and bashings anyhow.

uuzba:
When you calculate how much money they spent and all the process they passed through just to get out of Nigeria.
They don't give a F*** about anything anymore.
They will still stay there.

ArtEdge:
Is Nigeria not in a war like situation??

Streets are deserted, everyone dey mind him business, what war situation wan worse pass that one??

But at least at home a bomb won't drop out of nowhere and kpai you.
Also, no place like home - nobody will be looking at you like you don't have 100% right to be there

Shimbo96:
how should a person with brain go to Lebanon, Syria or Iran tabi Afghanistan? Countries where citizens can die before their time. SMH

Na wa. And some are actually agreeing with me that it is a tough choice!😆

Bankowner:
Don't worry, I'll post the pic here. I didn't get to cook again yesterday but today is sure. At least I am off work.

I just pray it's not anything like OP's. I don't want to throw up

thompson1510:
I am not shy to say it out loud; Me sef dey among those males living below the poverty line.

Rate of unemployment these days is crazy. Wetin man go do?
Nobody is ready to help anybody at all.

Don't we have to first define the poverty line? What is the poverty line?

Ojiofor:
Look that kind of slavish loyalty can not be found outside SW states.Do you think that Wike did not do his home work very well?He did but Fubara no be Ambode.No state governor have succeeded in implementing Tinubu's ALPHA BETA,MC Oluomo formula successfuly in his state nor matter how hard they try. Obaseki did not take it from Adams Oshiomole.It even failed in Osun state even though the governor was Tinubu's nephew and people kisck him out.

They all lack the criminal element that Tinubu naturally has that will attract other criminal-minded that'd be willing to work outside the rules.
It is one thing to hire people when you need them as an outsider, it is quite another for them to feel you as a kindred criminal spirit that'd be working with them on a permanent basis.
But you also have a point - having a king is ingrained in Yoruba mentality while rugged individuality is ingrained in Igbos

Burob:
Oga na Master, only Master can do Muslim Muslim ticket & succeed.

We done inform you long long time ago, say Jagaban na the Boss of the bosses.

Actually it was a Muslim-Christian ticket to Northern Muslims and everybody knew it except those deceiving themselves. Are Tinubu's wife and children muslims? Tinubu is smart enough to know that North doesn't see him as a serious muslim. He needed an extreme Muslim from the North to convince Northern Muslims he's firmly on their side!

Burob:
Bola Tinubu the Big Boss, who the cap fits, let them wear it.

But you have to have a criminal element in you to be able to apply the Tinubu formular. Like minds gravitate towards each other. It is what will attract certain very useful but criminal-minded individuals to you and that's where money lies. In Chicago Tinubu gravitated towards drugs and that's the only reason he had $500K to forfeit to US govt.

Ojiofor:
Tinubu's formular can only work in Lagos.

Actually Tinubu formular will always work if properly applied. First you become tax collecting contractor of the state. Then you form a group of influential persons in the state and come up with a "blueprint" all governors must follow. Third you get an MC Oluomo to handle the thuggery. Any governor you want to remove just tell him the group has decided he must go, that it's not up to you!

okoroemeka:
getting married and hopefully having kids is the best old age insurance policy in Nigeria,my late father's junior brother is sick for some years now and his wife and children is the only reason he is still alive today if you don't plan to get a companion now I am sorry you will live a wretched old age live full of regrets , probably die alone ,unloved and maybe even rot to pieces inside your mansion

Never read such nonsense. Ever heard of divorce or bad children or children who move away and stay away?
The oldest men alive are all long-time widowers

Kvarachi:
In the case of the two leaders you mentioned now, their citizens are regretting their ouster and eventual deaths

Na wa. I think people get used to stability under a long-serving leader. Once they're removed some instability always ensues and people start yearning for the "good old days"

👍👍👍

IamANigerianMan:
This general Sim Fubara, the governor of the year

He's trying
Wike shoulda asked Tinubu to teach him how to be godfather

Barcalee:
Very tough choice, especially for those doing well over there.

I was being sarcastic. A war-torn country? Unless you move to another place, your country is a million times better

Cmanforall:
Nigeria is better than Lebanon

You don't say!
You can't spot sarcasm even with the laugh emoji I put there.
Trying to decide between a war-ravaged country and Nigeria! Sad

mariovito:
Very unbelievable, man doesn't even look it.

fasho01:
He doesn't look his age tbh

faithfull18:
He doesn't look it.

And how is 70 supposed to look??
All these below are in their 70's

Kvarachi:
I have never criticize any African leader who overstayed when his citizens are not complaining of misrule.

Well, others criticize and call for coups.
And mention one African sit-tight leader whose citizens were complaining, from Gadaffi to Mugabe. How dare you complain against a dictator. Not only that, when they're finally forced out, people shortly start yearning for the "good old days" when the sit-tight was in power!

Exceed15:
They even leaked our soup .. that child talking there is funny. U guys need to step up the security of your house.

I so love his/her voice and spirit

Bkayyy:
No na to divert attention from what ipob launched yesterday.

My brother ipob people surprised me yesterday. I never knew MNK had a good plan like this.
In life don't underestimate anybody

Please, what did ipob launch?

Meanwhile isn't Wike speaking Igbo here? What language is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5Wq80pwmMc?si=jqFrwp5M5nL9Z3z4

Kvarachi:
Your mumuness forget to tell you he ascended the presidential seat at the age of 48 and bcus he has been doing well the Russian people continued to vote for him till he became the 72 you are yapping about.

You're illustrating exactly what he was saying: if it were an African leader you'd be criticizing it as African sit-tight mentality and advocating they remove him through coup!

Ykc2:
Nigeria situation is like country in a war you talking about Russia you complete mumu

What does anything I said have to do with Nigeria??
Insulting and name-calling an opposing debater - first sign of low intelligence and poor upbringing. Feel at home - NL is full of your type

SAMBARRY:
a man can force a woman to be a mother through r@pe

Guess you never heard of abortion

SAMBARRY:
you just finalised my thoughts

Women you hear am.keep opening your legs anyhow. You think sex means something to you,sex means nothing to these men

Are you just now knowing these??! Getting a man to fucķ you is no achievement. Getting him to stay with you is the achievement. Hence, to girls marriage is a big achievement