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supportnija:
This ICC FUNNY, AMERICA killed General Quasem Soleimani , when was ICC useless people.

Brandonx:
Really Hell has no fury like a woman scorned

beauty7:
I have heard stories of people who died and were buried

but who were later seen in what lacked a concrete scientific explanation.

(1) My father told us that there was a female lecturer who died and was buried.

One day,he saw her on the road walking.

He was very surprised and the thought that came to his mind was: "So this woman did not die.So the news of her death and burial was not true"

So my father went and greeted her.

She replied "Don't you hear that I have died?"

My father did not understand her question.

He went back to the school where the woman lectured and told people about the incident.

Everybody was shocked because actually the woman was dead and buried.

This was one of the stories that my father loved telling my mother and us till his death.

(2) Also in my village,there was a man who died and was buried.

Every time his wife cooked soup and did pounded yam,

she would discover after sometime that the pounded yam(inside the mortar) was reduced.

She did not know why the pounded yam (inside a mortar and covered with pot's cover) was always less than when she left it.

And so it came to pass that one day as she was bathing,

that she heard the sound of the pot's cover banging gently against the mortar.

She immediately opened the bathroom door and went to check.

Lo and behold,she saw her husband standing with the pounded yam in his hands.

The husband ran and entered the back of the door.

She shouted and ran out the house.Her neighbors came.

But when the back of the door was looked into,

the husband was no where to be found.

(3) The grand father of my cousin was killed pursuant to a disagreement between him and his rival.

The rival cut his head open with a machetes.

Few years later,my cousin was born with an open head and a black spot in his eye.

His grand father(when alive) also had a black spot in one of his eyes.

He looked exactly like his grand dad who died a few years prior.

It was immediately concluded that his grand father was back in his family.

Please I need some explanation to these things.

Who can explain this things to me?

I even need more stories concerning what could be called Dead but yet Alive

DONFASZY:
Read

Emeraldgreene:
DEAR MEN LET ME TELL U A SECRET.I DIDN'T WANT TO POST THIS INITIALLY,BUT I WILL.U WILL LOSE IN THIS BATTLE OF THE SEXES.U HAVE AN INSATIABLE DESIRE FOR SEX AND WILL DO ANYTHING FOR SEX.THATS ONE.

TWO,WOMEN ARE THE CARRIERS OF WEALTH AND BLESSINGS, GENERALLY.IF A WOMAN WHO CARRIES WEALTH AND BLESSINGS GIVES U SEX, MONEY WILL COME, BLESSINGS, FAVOR WILL FLOW.UR MOTHER CAN GIVE U BLESSINGS,EVEN UR SISTERS BUT THE FASTEST WAY U CAN GET IT IS THROUGH SEX! WOMEN ARE MORE POWERFUL IN THE SPIRITUAL WORLD BCOZ THE CREATOR PUT IN A LOT OF EFFORT IN CREATING WOMEN.

BUT THIS WHATSAPP AND INSTAGRAM GENERATION DON'T KNOW THIS,THEY ARE TOO SHALLOW.

IF URE A WISE MAN,U WILL MAKE THE WOMEN IN UR LIVES HAPPY.FROM UR MOTHER TO UR SISTERS, COUSINS, COLLEAGUES AND NEIGHBORS SO DAT WAT FOLLOWS THE WOMAN WILL FOLLOW YOU.
BUT THIS GENERATION , DON'T KNOW THIS.SMH.

Arsenate:
Funny how women are trying to convince everyone that they're doing men favours when they have sex with them. On the other thread a young man complaint how a girl he was in a no sex relationship with was banging another dude, and this is a common tale. Women can't do without sex just like men, they just manipulate men into paying them for what they equally enjoy.

illicit:
If she got ass I may not care about the rest, because I love to enter from d back, I don't have to see her face

crazyclown:
U re getting it wrong. Havin erection is different from fúcking the baby. I will hav erection because am a guy

SweetHearted:
I don't need anyone to deceive me as to what type of woman I should love.

When I was teaching in a private school, there was this girl that was a prefect in SS3.

Anytime she was asked to write names of noise makers, she wrote only the names of girls even when boys also made noise.

When they asked her to bring those who made noise out of the class for punishment, she would go and call only the girls out and the teachers would flog the girls.

She excluded boys from any situation that involved punishment.

Anytime she was in charge of any activity in the school, if junior students came late for the activity, she would ask only the girls among them to kneel down but will pardon the boys.

She so much respect and love men to the extent that she would make everything ready if she knew a male teacher was coming for the next period of lesson.

Do you know that I fell secretly in love with her due to the way she treated males with respect.

But because a teacher should not be found friending a student, I couldn't do anything more than loving her secretly although she didn't know.

I later discovered that some male teachers were already so captivated by her respect and love for the male gender and were already speaking of how fortunate a man who would married her would be.

Till today, even when she has left the school and I am no longer teaching there, I still find it hard to forget her.

I love her so much and she is my idea of a perfect woman.

She is my idea of a wife material,a perfect woman and a rare jewel which a man should desire.

There is no day I don't think about her.

If she is already married and I am already engaged to another woman, if I see her today, I will give her hundreds of thousands just to say thank you for being a rare jewel.

That is if I discovered we cannot marry each other due to her being married already and I being engaged already, I will find a way of rewarding her.

I am looking for her just to give her something.

I don't know where she is now but when I find her, only God knows what will happen.

Also there was a time man o war was doing drilling/induction.

As all the new comers and Juniors among them were asked to lie down on the floor,a superior female among them went around flogging only females as they lay on the floor.

She didn't flog any male among them.

Before you knew what was happening,all men that came to watch the drilling/induction started clapping for her.

Most men said they love her so much for her respect for the male gender.

Therefore anyone writing false information online cannot deceive someone like me.

soulstalker:
I created this thread for two three reasons.
1) i mean it, and i want the whole romancelanders to know.
2) i want her to know my feelings
3) i want to confirm if truly am a simp. (Though i don't care).

Baddiefreak, though i should have told u this privately but i really want everyone here know that someone crushes on u also, same way u crushing on someone. I haven't met u in person, though we chat, and with the few chit-chat we had its has shown u are also an amazing being. Am sure u are financially better than me presently, and probably i don't know ur age but with d way u talk sometimes am sure am older than you, lol, because am in my mid 20s, though it doesn't matter cus age is just a number. Every other thing that matters: handsome, True affection, time, trust, love, financial stability, guidiance, inspiration, am ready to give it all to you. Ladies and gentlemen, pls troop in and call me a simp and i know some matured minds will join me to sorosoke so she can see this.

henrybangs44:
to some extend you are right.
sha I don't know why they like mine.. maybe its cos I'm full of adventure and stubborn

henrybangs44:
young man, in my neighbourhood every girl knows I'm a fvcker, that's the same reason all of them want to taste me and it's like competition among them. they use me to test thier power and see if they can calm me down... but no pusseigh can calm me. I went to my pastor's house and nailed two of his daughters on his couch a day apart

henrybangs44:
they are just scared cos they ain't men enough. no real man will reject pusseigh

Goldp5988:
OK sir

Goldp5988:
Some men have degree for looking, so disgusting

henrybangs44:
men are cheap. ask him out and fvck the juice out of him. you'll thank me later

JIMMY1393:
See this mumu oh....you came here to ask me how it concerns me? How on fvcking Earth does it also concern you if I complain? Did I mention you? Are you in anyway or any how involved? The answer is NO so before you come and attack someone look inside the mirror...see pot calling kettle black oh...smh
Next time take your own advice...he has mouth go defend himself, you oniranu with 2 heads it's you that must not mind your business and come and attack another person for not minding their business lmao...oh that hypocrisy

SeeAfrica:
u nailed it bro.Some people always look for any slightest opportunity to showcase their frivolity.Everyone here is entitled to write as they wish as long as it doesn't stoke ethnic or social discord;as long as it isn't abusive or slanderous.I don't see any sensible reason for pummeling him with insults when he didn't do anything wrong except sharing his story.Many people here had reacted positively to it and some have even drawn inspiration from it.If you aren't motivated or touched by it why not just overlook it and let other people to read and get inspired by it.Learn not to always show your stupidity by your choice of words.

JIMMY1393:
Don't mind him, some people don't have sense

daddymummy:
Men will come here and be condemning the rapist but when they leave here, they themselves will still go and rape some one.

Some times, most of them that condemn rapists are worst rapists themselves.

Men prefer stupidity to reason. They prefer being subjected to disgrace for rape to women being the first to ask them out.

They prefer shame to women admiring them and making themselves look sexually important.

That is why if you tell a man that you want a woman to be the first to ask you out as a man because you believe you are sexually important, they will start hating you.

They will rather want to hear you saying that you wish to rape a female and be disgraced for it.

Disgrace seems to give males sexual stimulation/erection.

That is why there is so much rape in the land.Because men want to be caught and disgraced for their sick sexual stimulation.

That is why a woman who considers a man important enough to approach him for a relationship, the man will see her as cheap.

But a woman you turns down his proposal and disgraced him with insults, the man will say she is the kind of lady he must marry.

Why? Because men love disgrace and sexual shame so much.

They hate dignity and admiration.

It pains me that in the whole world,I am the only male that believes that I should be treated with dignity,that I should be desired by women.

To all other males, such thinking of mine is an abomination.

To them,if it doesn't involve shame,then it can't be sexy.

That is why most of them will come here and be condemning the other rapists.

All those talk like shoot him, castrate him,hang him that other males are saying is all for their sick sexual stimulation/erection.

When they are saying these,they tend to imagine themselves as the rapist being punished for their sick sexual stimulation.

To a casual reader,males are condemning a rapist.But in reality they are enjoying some sick pleasure.

That is why, immediately after condemning a rapist,the man will go out and rape a woman in order to be caught and disgraced.

That is why there is so much rape now.

It is males sick desire to be treated with shame as far as sex and sexuality is concerned that makes them do shameful things.

But I believe that in the life to come,males will be reasonable and desire dignity.

SATANNIST:
its the trill. omo i don Bleep people wife tire. and i make sure i Bleep them on their husband bed.aint nothing as that thrill