₦airaland Forum

danielconstant:
so u just felt like typing anything and did so blindly ..just checked your picture and saw your facial state. you not worth replying again.

dairykidd:

Oga to Slap you dey hungry me

danielconstant:
Erica porsh voice then turned igbotic all of a sudden.
Moral lesson: you can't pretend for long.

Oga even you are you not Igbotic, with that your Large FOREHEAD and that your Thick Igbotic Lips

Ahmed0336:
Peculiar with IMO girls.



I come in peace!!!!

Oga to Slap you dey hungry me

KristaPretty:
So I watched it last night for the first time.
She is a mannerless woman, even with your lover there you still kept insulting a fellow man like him.
Which means if he gets married to her, she will insult him or his friends in any issue.

Bad manners!

Thou Art Wise

What should I do with this news

captainamiedi1:
How can someone borrow money to buy a car for royal father's?? Who will pay back that loan?? What is the benefit of the car to the economy that will generate revenue that the state will use to pay back the loan?? And who they hell gives loan to someone to buy cars for traditional rulers with little or no impact to the economy of the state??

Oga to Slap you dey hungry me,

Have you forgotten that we're in Nigeria, where the unbelievable is made Believable

To Slap that your Chinese Boss dey hungry me,

Oga BeCareful, because I can assure you, that your Chinese Boss has a Gun Somewhere, that's why he's Confident in holding you people Hostage

Even me, I have lost count of the number of snakes I've destroyed

globalmart:
Oga u took her virginity..
When disvirging a lady u don't necessarily need to see blood..
Everybody has their body structure..
Some ladies when their hymen is broken only a little stain of blood will be seen by d girl later when she's washing herself..
All these mentality of seeing blood when disvirgined is medically not true..
Everything depends on the amount of force u used..
If you used C.D their is 70% chance of not seeing blood...
So oga na u disvirgined her stop beginning ungrateful

So he should be grateful to her for giving him Sex abi

That girl thinks she has Kiddwaya completely, not knowing Kiddwaya Himself is a Boss and a Seasoned man that has travelled the world, rolled with more attractive girls and I can assure you that it will end in WAILING and gnashing of Teeth for that Erica

Some People won't like this message

Oga I can guarantee you that it will end with Several Hot Slaps

Baba Ijebu must be Wailing and gnashing his teeth right now

What did I just read

The forgot to add that Nairaland is also one of the Headquarters Of Scammers

ambassadorgozie:
What is confusing here? Don't be a simp. The signs are clear. Flee from her to avoid heartbreak nd infection.

But what is happening to guys nowadays, does it mean they can't use their common sense or what?

Guys can't use their common sense anymore

MejiLoyon:
Chat is inconclusive. Just a screenshot of a conversation between a dirty boy and a sperm disposal unit.

qwertyboss:
I see the problem!
So you blocked her just because she's no longer interested and don't know why!
Baba keep on trying, you are giving up on the third girl, look what have you learned from those three girls? Use it to adjust for the next relationship: do not be too nice etc...
Abeg who girlfriend elp self. Me wey want celebrate 29th birthday no ever date one single girl!
Guy move on, get another girl... Good luck v

You're telling him to get another girl yet you just said that you have never dated a girl before,

Oga to slap you dey hungry me

To Slap Erica, Nengi and Kiddwaya dey hungry me

La Click La Collapse

What should I do with this news

The should give the Food that was cooked as Palliatives to those that attended the wedding

Life is sweet,... May I not die prematurely, AMEN!!!

That your friend and that his woman do not know what they both want

SammySteve15:
And you want me to believe this shit
Film trick in pre wedding photos. Or it might totally be a Drama.

Can't you see a rope is holding the Woman

SmartProf:
If this story is true, how can someone go to bed wearing a face mask? I can understand in the case of some babes who are in the habit of wearing earrings, necklaces, bangles etc to sleep (just in case they meet a suitor in their dream). Well, based on the story he obviously was drunk. As a dead man now, when he appears in that realm, he can begin to represent NCDC in the other world in doing jingles about the importance of using face masks.

domino4211:
You may be right but these questions are pertinent.
1)How do broke people who don't fake it become rich?
2)What if the person who's supposed to lift you thinks you're made already and thus need no assistance simply because you're faking it?
3)Do you fake it when you spread your legs inorder to garner favour from rich industrial folks or is being a hoe the real you?

Thou art Wise Sir

tamdun:
It's not possible, even at 15 it'll be very hard to impregnate her

An 11-14year old male is capable of getting an Adult Female Pregnant.