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Nbote:
Abeg quiet jare.. Wetin u wan use d person wey know virus do? Atiku's son, Abba Kyari and d Dokpesi's are unknowns abi

Oga even your Dokpesi Himself is Confused, didn't you see in the news that his test result only showed that he had Malaria in his system?, And he was given only Anti Malaria drugs all through his isolation period?, Abi you know hear that one?

Thermodynamics:
What the OP said is true, never date an undergraduate or a corper. If you want to risk it, marry them and let them be going to their school or PPA directly from your house.

There is this guy and girl during my Nysc in rivers state, they were fvucking each other on a regular, so suddenly, the LGI announced that the girl is about to get married and she is inviting her fellow corpers, those of use who know her very well was like, "Na wa o, this girl when them don fvck tire na another man wan still go marry"

I just pitied the man and said well, it's her luck.
I thought the fvucking will stop but could you believe that after the marriage, this babe came back to the village where I am serving and continued fvcking the corper guy, well she eventually became pregnant for this corper guy and was planning to go home to sleep with her husband in other for her to be able to lie to her husband in the future that the baby is his.

Oga how did you know so much details about this, ... Are you sure that you're not the Copper Guy that she was Banging

Michelle55:
If I swear for you, e go catch you wella
Just because you got one at a cheap price doesn't mean the rest commodities are like that.
Just look at the way you belittled a human just like you all for few likes.
Don't worry, your karma is busy doing push ups at redemption camp

If you like Swear for Him from now till tomorrow,.. your Swearing won't go pass the Roof

Me: I Haven't Entered The Ashawo Beer Parlour Section Of Nairaland Since I Joined

That Fucckd Up Whôre Claimed that the 13 year Old Boy Raped her, ... Imagine a 13 year Old Boy Raping an Adult lady.

These Mentally Retàrded and Unstable Maniacs called Women know how to MisUse That Word "Rape*


**Spits In Disgust **

You see, there's money in Nigeria and one Close-Minded Bastard is telling me to leave the country...No!!!, Am not going anywhere .. I'll stay here And Partake In My Fair Share Of This Nigerian Money,... Thank God I've Started already.


Life Is Good

You Can Crawl back to your Room and Sleep

Arrogantbro:
She keeps pleading but I'm sure blocking her will be the best option now

She'll soon track you and Pour you Acid

It's Funny how girl's turn Lyrical when their heart gets broken

AfroKnight:
Why not just go with your spec?

The thing is, assuming am to marry a thick woman,..then she gets pregnant, definitely she will add weight due to the pregnancy and the percentage of her going from being Thick to being "Fat" is definitely High,
And in the process, I'll loose appetite for her.

Now, assuming I marry a Lady that her body's showing promise,.. she's not too slim and she's not fat either and her body has those Curves that haven't reached its peak yet, .. when she gets pregnant and she starts adding weight because of the pregnancy, I can swear with my Balls, that's her Body Reaches it's full potential because that weight she'll gain will be Channeled towards the right Places, (you know what I mean) ... I have seen this happen severally.

See her Ugly Face

ReluctantAdult:
I don't like the trivial romantic conversations that women so much love. I just can't do it. I don't wanna listen to her emotional stories too. It's a lot of work, I swear.

One time I tried putting up with that and it drained me out. Let's just have sex, watch a movie together, argue about sports, politics etc. I'll be fine with that.

But the moment you wanna talk about your emotional stuff and expect me to listen to you, I'm out. If you've got a problem you wanna let me know, go straight to the point and we get a solution and move on. No emotional sh1t.

Wow, ... Are you my Lost Twin, ... How come you Just Said Exactly what I do in Such situations, ... you're Indeed a Wise Individual

Especially, their emotional stories can drive you Mad with irritation, annoyance, anger, at times it gets to the extent you'll feel like giving Her a Brain Resetting Slap for her to Shut The Fvck Up...it's indeed Draining


#Respect

Marry the Moderate ones if your mind permits you... But always Cheat with the Thick Ones

Olarewaju89:
Money answereth all things.. can you see the power of money?

I can See Clearly The Power Of Money Sir

Now, she'll start Appreciating Vitamin Dick

scoundrel:
So? I’ve seen a 32 year old with a 19 year old son. I couldn’t believe it because it looked more like an older sister and younger brother than mother and son.

Hope Regina Daniels knows that Her Younger and Tighter Replacement is coming ... She should enjoy while it lasts because Ned Nwoko once Spoon Fed his Other Wives before they were Replaced with a Younger Version

Let That Idiot Try It, .... If She Doesn't End Up In Intensive Care Unit,... Then am not My Grandfather's true GrandChild... Nonsense

Serves you Right, ... Oga You're an Empty Head I swear,..can you seear she wasn't having sex with other guys while you guys were Celibate for 2 years ... If she has truly Infected you, your eyes go clear and you'll learn from the Experience...

After all we learn everyday Right?

yourprincess24:
thank you for your number, but i will never call you, have a good day

You are even Forming when that picture you're using is not even you that's on the Picture.

Mtcheeeew

Why are they not on handcuffs??

The Hoe tendencies were already in full display... Who'd believe she's actually 15years

africandictator:
Some days ago, my friend who happens to be a tailor nearly lost his young life. A girl he has be wooing for months came over, and in the process of their romance he layed his head on her thighs. They were fully clothed, the stench he told me came out from her private area still lingers with him till today. He has started taking his bath like five times daily, but he is not recovering. Now he has mood swings and I am suspecting he is going into sucidal soon. I don’t even know what to do, bacteria is fucking up every girls sex life especially in Lagos.

Your friend is now having mood swings because of toto ...he should go to the Mountain and Spread His Mat and start Fasting