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godkiller:
Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include Rape, Harassment, Blackmail etc. there is now an agreement to be signed before "action".
AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX

I, ___________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with _________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following:

1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent.

2. THAT I am not under the influence of liquor or any narcotic.

3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me.

4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever.

5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him.

6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care.

7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk.

8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does.

9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals.

10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that,

(a) I contract an STD
(b) I become pregnant
(c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise.

SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM)
_______________________
(Signature of Screwee) 
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... Am going to Print This Out

luscioustrish:
Enjoy the sound.. continue quoting me please, will be a shame if you stop.

Continue Quoting Me, Will also Be a Shame If You Stop.

luscioustrish:
Enjoy the sound.. continue quoting me please, will be a shame if you stop.

Continue Quoting Me too, Will also Be a Shame If You Stop.

God Punish That Bastard Girl,

Shebi, Peruzzi now Has Small Money, now she Remembers that She Was Raped,

If She Continues With This Nonsense, She'll get what she's Looking For.

Stupid Thing.

** Spits In Disgust **

luscioustrish:
As long as I didn't mention you on any of my comments, face your front please, crying over breasts.

You're The One That's Crying ... I can Hear your Quite Sobs From here

Etteanna:
thats simply victimization. which is bad everyone has had something done to them or did something, men are also raped not only woman at least 50 percent of woman have gone through rape or almost raped many are sexual harassed on a daily basis so abeg victimization is almost worst than the rape which leads a lot of people to commit suicide or be come unable to socialize

You Addressed Me With Respect, .. I'll Also Address You with Respect.

Believe Me When I Tell You This, Once You Enter Into The Deep World Of Psychology, and when I say Deep World Of Psychology, I Mean The Very Depth Of Psychology, Then You'll Truly Understand.


When a Female Tells you that She's been Raped Before,

Listen Closely To Me and Pay Attention Bro, .. The Females Mostly Tell You that as A MANIPULATION TECHNIQUE, .. She Told You That Because as a Man, she Knows that Once You've Heard that kind of thing from her, you'll begin to Feel For Her, and In the Process, You See Yourself Caring For Her More Than You Used to and also Having Strong Emotional Feelings For Her, Some Of You Call It "LOVE"... Now, she has achieved her goal by making you fall in love with her... That's a Smart Move.

The Mostly Apply This Rape "Manipulation Technique" to guys that Have "Resources" (Money and Connection), Men That have Something To Offer Her, Men That She Can Gain Something from... She Has no Feelings For Them, She Only Wants To Use Them To satisfy her Strong Materialistic Urge.

A Female Will Hardly Tell A Complete Broke Guy That She was Raped In The Past... She Can't tell the Broke Guy that thing Because The Broke Guy has absolutely Nothing to Her and she has nothing to Gain From the Broke Guy.
-- She Can Only Tell The Broke Guy that She Was Raped Because she Doesn't want to Have Sex With The Broke Guy, because a Broke guy is Disgusting To A Female nowadays, ... She can also tell the Broke guy that she was Raped Because She Wants the Broke guy to Wipe That Thought Out Of His Brain to Ever Think about Having Sex with Her Because She Has Nothing to Gain from The Broke Guy.


I Believe You Have Some Knowledge In You Sir, Read this Write-Up Carefully Without Bias and With an Absolutely Clear Mind and You Will Realize That It's All a MANIPULATION TECHNIQUE.


Even If She Was Raped, I Prefer She Doesn't Tell Me At all... I Still Maintain My Stand.


#Salute

luscioustrish:
None of your business.

It Was Also None Of Your Business When You Talked About Her Big Breasts In The First Place.

Or Were You Envious Of Her Breasts??

To Tear That nonsense Hair On His Head Just Dey Hungry Me

Emmacolinho:
This rape matter don tire me oooo shey no be the same puna wey I dey knack freely on a steady ni

Ater now, when you make small money, those Bastards will Return and Say you once Raped them, and before you know it, You'll See Yourself On Twitter

Okay, Whenever I Find Myself Dating a Lady and I Find Out That She Was Raped In The Past, ... That's the End, She'll Never Hear From Me Again

light099:
Wise men once said, "he who fetches ant infested firewood should get ready for the reptilian groove."

Although I've searched and still searching, I'm yet to see a reason why a guy should stoop so low to rape the smelling private of an overused hoe, but then in a world where hoes abound, it won't be surprising if lots of pvssy-simps exist too, at least to balance the equation by nature.

The story of pvssy-simps raping smelling hoes, it's all tales of shiit and flies. Birds of the same feather, one is at the giving end, the other is at the receiving end.

My Brother You are a Wise Man and God Bless Your Head with more Wisdom. AMEN.


Can you imagine, I Came Across One Story Here On This Nairaland Where One Girl That Said She Was Dating One Guy when she was 14 years Old, ...Can You Imagine, she's just 14 years old o, ... Then She Said the guy she was dating at that time Raped her, ... A 14 year Old That Cant Even Wash her Pants Clean talk of Keeping her Stale Pussy Clean, She Is Proud to say she started dating when she was 14 years Old.

Man Don Suffer Indeed

** Spits In Disgust **

La Believe La Collapse

pcguru1:
My boss who was 8 years older was ill and needed help installing Photoshop, went to visit her, she was down and I was kinda a person that cheers people up because she was sounding depressed and saying stuff about feeling unloved, I mentioned stuff about she is attractive and I've often thought about her sexually just as a joke to make her feel good. As in before I knew it, my cloth was removed by said person and I was "installing" something else

luscioustrish:
We have seen your big breasts..what else do you have to offer?

She has big Breasts to Offer, ... What do you have To Offer??

If the Rape this One Now, Bastard Tongues will start Wagging

ezegenigbonine:
Instead of you to make plans on how to make this country and your family better by innovations, science, agriculture, politics etc you are there studying how to toast women. I now know why bubu called some people lazy youth.

Oga you that have been making plans to make your Country and family Life Better, what have you Achieved??, Hope By Now you're on Dangote's Level

You Over Righteous PUNKS Always Amaze Me.

All I See are Brown Roofs

Newguyhere:
Bros you no lie at all
Most of these girls have underground suger daddy's aside their main boyfriend.
I Don experience am first hand.

What was your experience sir, ... Tell us let's Learn

ValCon888:
You're not a bad bf but that style is risky. She may have used her kpekus to entice 7 out of the 10 people that registered, collected money from them, and collected money from you.
Trust no hoe.

You are a Wise Man Sir


#Respect

emilas1979:
They built industries, we built churches. They paid taxes, we paid tithes.
Truth as you know is bitter. We are a well endowed Nation that is groaning under a heavy yoke. We are a blessed Nation that is facing the wrong direction on our journey to nationhood. At Oba Akran Avenue Ikeja, I wept when I realised that factories that employed thousands of people are all closed and their premises converted to churches, insurance companies and banks. It is the same in Ogba, Isolo, Ilupeju and Apapa all in Lagos and Sango Otta in Ogun state. Hundreds of factories shut, which means loss of jobs.

Then the same trip to Shanghai, Beijing, Guangzhou, Tianjin, Shenzhen etc., it is a different story altogether. While they were building factories, we were building churches, while they were paying taxes, we were paying tithes when they started employing more people, we started disengaging our people, when they started exporting, we started importing, when they started getting richer, we began to get poorer, when they were rich enough to lend, we became poor enough to borrow, when they began to export technology and experts, we started importing their expertise and technology, when they moved to first world country, we are receding into a “fourth” world.

While we say they are Ungodly and we are Godly, they live in wealth and we live in poverty. In their cities, the production factory noises fill the air, in our cities, church and mosque noises fill they air. At the end of the week or month, they wait for their salaries and profits, we wait for miracles. China has more than 10 tyre manufacturing companies, South Africa nearby has 4 tyre manufacturing companies, Ghana the same and Nigeria with an estimated population of over 200 million people with millions of cars has no single tyre manufacturing company. Michelin and Dunlop formerly here relocated to South Africa and appointed distributors in Nigeria where the main market is. As big as we are, with such a huge population, we have no more than a textile mill as at the last time I checked.

Yet we go about as if all is well. In one Street near me, I counted 15 churches. On the major road of two kilometres, I counted 25 churches, some as big as a moderate factory and some as small as one room shop. All put together, does not employ a single person. Everything is by volunteers. In China, the same would have been at least 30 factories both big and small. What grows the economy are the very small cottage industries whose products are mopped up for exports. They would employ at least 300 people. Those workers will sing God’s praises, our own people are hungry and their prayers are constantly harrasing God, accusing Him of not listening or listening but not responding even to outright accusation of partiality.
#HappySunday
#copied

OP .. If you Like Fall Into Depression, ... Life Goes On

Aunty Kemi, said that The Mansion Is "Audio Mansion"

Davido is that True?

** Yawns **

Another Hoe Laments

La Click La Collapse

Op, I Don't On Your Head Violently for Refusing To Have Sense. Nonsense

skimena:
babe take it easy and calm down. d reason y she said no is because she has not done it before and she's scared. be that as it may we are still best of friends. sex or no sex. we still communicate well. so there's no big deal ok? just calm down because I can see u are really angry. lol

She's not angry bro, ... She wishes that she's the one you offered that One Million Naira to

Ogamysamo:
chior

It's "Choir" not "chior" according to you

KingAzubuike:
Top of the list should be Adriano. That Brazilian striker that was a mix of Carlos and Ronaldo R9. Kid had all the potentials but women , alcohol and parties killed his career. He's now a gang member .

The name of his Gang??

La Click La Collapse

That man should Prepare To Be Poisoned Or Stabbed When He's Asleep