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Onigbese

Lender General of the Federation.

Make Buhari appoint the guy to help Nigeria dey borrow money. Dem go draw debt tire.

Eeeyyyaaa

He just couldn't hide or suppress that his Nigerian spirit of defection, cross-carpeting and instability.

Now I believe Reno is indeed a Pastor.

You say wetin?

Try am make you succeed whether Bubu no go vex handover to you before 2023 sans election.

Hate speech...

Lucky chap...at least, he didn't need to go through all the hassles of applying for a visa.

This is a free visa with one ticket obodo oyibo axcording to Kiss Daniel.

ajoks533:
Boss, that one na additional work ooo.... Imagine the stress of driving an auto from 6am to say 9pm... Then driving manual same time frame.

Make I chill small, raise more money, then buy something worth buying.

I feel you...

The dress is clearly useless...can't say same for the rest.

walex2:
since he has not open the treasury what development has he brought to edo compare to osho achiements. the man is a failure

Lol...

Laughable, especially coming from someone who might not know the capital of Edo State.

Stranger than fiction...

walex2:
but atleast Obaseki will learn his lesson

A lesson that he was supposed to open the state's treasury to unfettered access by thieving god-fathers wannabe and become an O Yes governor abi?

This is the story of Nigeria.

Dem wan lose Edo...

Should Ize Iyamu peradventure fly the party's ticket and wins, I can guarantee that he'd show Oshiomole more pepper than Obaseki is presently doing.

Make we dey watch.

Chai....diarisgod o

See our boys scout pata and benz boys chasing EFCC trying to form following the money trail and being the brains behind this investigation. Very laughable aswear.


See statement like gossips wey we dey take drink beer for beer parlour.

Until the US came with the indictment, where were you guys now forming jagaban. Nonsense.

Even pikin wey dem born today know say this airline na particularly a venture between Kuku and Onyema until Onyema went back on the agreement after GEJ's tenure to kpake everything for himself. Lol

ajoks533:
Good morning my big Ogas in the house... Hope we all had a good night.

My neighbor came back yesterday and enquired on how far I have gone with the car hunt. Told him I have actually decided to lay low for now and allow the festive season to sail through.

He has a car (Camry) he rented out to a driver who got into trouble due to greed. He offered to fix the AC this week or next, so that I can make use of the car while I learn the ropes and routes in Abuja. It was the best news for me yesterday.

We have not discussed terms yet, but I wish to grab this opportunity rather than sitting ideal at home or buying a snake as a car.

Least I forget, the ex driver picked up a passenger who forgot/left a bag in the back seat. When the driver noticed it, he opened it and saw Dollars inside. He decided to keep it in his boot. Then continued with his hustle, probably day dreaming how he was going to blow.

Minutes later, he was waved down by police, which rarely happen in Abuja. They searched his car and found the bag. It was discovered the currency was a fake one and he was arrested. However, no case was made nor was he taken to court after 48hrs. Rather, he was placed on a bail of 50k and car 100k (now it is suspected that the police are involved in that con).

Please be careful while driving, always check your cae to be sure no strange item was dropped in your car. Preferably, always form the habit of cleaning your car and dusting the foot mat after every trip. It will go a long way in saving you from some of these con people.

Wow, is all I can say.

Thanks for bringing this to the fore. How far with the Elantra?

Banter1:
Niger state

Cool...congrats

You jejely siddon, chook hand for your shokoto comot money for this next level austerity regime, pay for phone wey get all the social media weapons of marital destruction, come carry am put for your 'one liter' wife hand. Oga why you do like this?

See as you use your hand buy wetin wan kill you.

Solution:

Collect the phone, go back to where you buy am. I hope the pack and receipt still dey? When you reach the shop, ask for the oga of the shop. Tell am say na daddy time send you come meet am. As you dey greet am, just go on your knees, drop the phone and the receipt on top the counter, tell am say make e no vex say you no know how you take waka enter the shop come price the phone not to talk of buying because when you reach house come put Sim inside say na your dead relatives come dey call the phone from 12am every night.

Beg am well well say make e have mercy on you say you no do again even if na half the money e wan give you no lele.

Once you collect the change, just look for one joint enter. Make sure say the table wey you siddon say na four chairs dem set there but no allow anybody else take any chair or siddon with you.

First order for 4 origin bitters, take your own, drink am then leave the other 3 in front of the empty seats.

After the origin don finish, order 4 big stout, do the same thing until you order all the brand wey dem get for chiller. If you dey like peppersoup too, order and give the empty chairs their own too.

When you don belleful, tell dem to give you take away of everything wey you guzzle and chop plus your bill. If you dey drive, leave your car for the joint order bolt then go house. When you reach house, give your wife her share, enter bathroom, open shower for your head, no use soap o

When you don enjoy the water tire, come out, no dry your body. As you dey comout from the shower, make you dey sing that Wiz kid song "one liter oooooo one liter, malicha look Malicha, nwayi ocha ooo nwayi mocha, baby you the one my heart desire o".

Anything wey happen Afterwards, come hear come let us know.

God bless your home.

Everywhere shut down o

Here in Abuja, we've been on gen since yesterday.

I wish her a joy-filled married life ahead...

Are you guys Kogi?

Make Una enjoy Una life jare..Una earn every penny.

Na God send this man come to come show us how the level be truly and he just couldn't pretend about it. We should be thankful for this.

So sad....


Sail well sailor

Just imagine....


And this, like so many others will certainly be swept under...

Born thieves....

Abeg make somebody help me put hand for Ubi shoulders.....

Beautiful...

The interiors if the coaches aren't that bad though, I only fear for the lack of a maintenance culture among us.

Very childish...

He's forgotten he won't be there forever either...

Hmmm

Na wa for wire road.

If I were the Nigerian Government, I'd clamour for this genius' deportation back to Nigeria, and hand him a job at the NSA's office.

This guy could have helped Atiku in the last election.

E for run na, why him come dey fear?

Person wey dem dey look for way to discharge.

If na me be President Kyari, I go tell am say him must finish wetin him start oh or else I go fire am.

No condition is permanent.

Life na turn by turn Nigeria Limited.

No go dey do pass yourself.

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