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Aussie oyibos go turn to suya be dat oh

A good buy...very pacy and energetic winger.

The real Bonnie and Clyde.

Slay King and Queen.

Haphazard system of government.

When there is nothing like "impeachment of the President" in your constitution?

Very laughable...


Kangaroo Republic...

The Dems are truly set out to remove Trump at all cost, and having their way with the first-hand witnesses/testifiers, might just help them achieve this because Trump as fuk did cross the lines.


Watching Democracy at play from the owners of it, it became even more glaring that what we purport to be practicing in Nigeria is nothing but truly a demonstration of craze.

Where do we have the intellectuals to hold a debate, and articulate their thoughts and points as intelligently as the Reps did.

Make we jejely find our own indigenous system of government and quit with the rubbish we practice presenlty.

Isn't that obviously the short man's plan all along?

If I were Obaseki, I won't flinch one bit in my demystification bid of the god-father wannabe, drawing inspiration from the counter attack game that played out at the supposed rally meant to welcome Ize-Iyamu to APC.

While Edo isn't Lagos state, neither Oshiomole a Tinubu, nor Obaseki an Ambode, it would be easy to secure the State's delegates when the State's checkbook is in your pocket, knowing how we play our politics here, even if it means spending multiple month's state allocations to achieve this feat.

The olodo, and subsequently the grass to suffer in this fight is simply the pastor.

I wonder how he intends to go toe to toe with a sitting governor, and come out victorious, exactly the same situation that drove him away from APC 3 years ago. I'm sure, he is expecting Oshiomole to bankroll buying the delegates votes.

Laslas, na which authentic APC conduct which primary go end the matter, and the authentic APC is under Obaseki's control.

This fight go make sense wella

How I so wished theirs and their relative's celebration over this new rank would be how to work selflessly at impacting their primary constituents and office but he'll no, even their relatives will call them names and slander them should they refuse to act like everyone by enriching their pockets, and dolling out jobs and contracts without recourse to merit.

This is our story as a people and nation.

Poor innocent horse, under this austerity measure na him dem turn am to beast of burden.

Even the horse go dey wonder how him take reach here any time wey him see oyibo horse picture for that drink bottle wey dem dey call white horse..

Congrats Governor...

meobizy:
R.I.P. to the dead. By now this slumping in bathrooms things should become history. Why aren’t people smart enough to use bath mats in the tub or shower?

Slumping is different from slipping bro...

It will make no difference with the present crop of useless players particularly, the messed up defenders.

Hmmm

Always do good by your people when placed in a position of authority, this life is ephemeral. The next second isn't assured, hence, all the cornerings, garnerings, and piling ups are truly not necessary.

May he be judged according to his deeds while alive.

He must have had wonderful plans for the yuletide season, and his expectations from the recently passed budget.

Whenever I see mere mortals bragging, and being very sure of next year, not to talk of 2023, I just look at them and shake my head.

The deal with life and death is the boys scout's motto

"Be prepared".

Na forest una wan start una own business center from?

Poor animals....

Dem no go fit relax well again from una noise..

Wowzyyy

What an achievement.

I no even sure say Saudi Arabia, the custodians of the faith has up to this number of mosques..

Animals...

Human life has become so worthless, that even chicken has got more value these days.

How much be better big broiler now sef?

izzou:
Ndo for all that happened. But I have some exceptions from your experience...Areas where you did wrong, or acted wrong.

PS: It's just my opinion bro. And no vex for however I put am

1) You went for a car. After negotiations, you discovered a fault. And the next time you went, you resumed work. Who does that?
You were supposed to test the car and ensure it was okay. Drive it with your partner inside. No need for assumptions. You made a mistake there

2)Secondly, always let your partner take their responsibilities. If she said you both were going to be using her mechanic, then stick to it. Don't suggest that you can handle it. Unless you both had that in the agreement

3) Trust is built and earned. When the car had a fault and she told you she wasn't around, the next thing you ought to do was PARK THE CAR IN HER HOUSE. That way, she knows you're truly serious and you did not work. But if you say the car has fault, and the car is in your compound, then.....

4) You told her you're returning her car, and then she asked you to give it to someone. What else are you waiting for? You didn't have to tell her all that. You know her house. Simply call her when you get to the person and let her speak with him/her, and the hand over the car and leave.

5) You shouldn't even have brought this experience to nairaland. She met you here. If ehailing didn't work for you both, doesn't mean something else won't. You have actually painted her as bad, which may not be the case

No vex for my comment oh. We learn everyday,
and it's just my opinion.

More blessings, brother

Beautifully dissected...

Another one bites the bait of gullibility.

She no even get any human hair sef...mtcheew

I, I, sir...lol

Pero

I go ask am how e take learn the art of denial.

Why you lie like that man pero, is you a Nigerian?

Porta porty

E no easy to make money

All these ones dey see Arab shiit like ewa agoyin.

Na French be this abi Spanish?

Abeg carry this new revelation go meet them for the US courts.

I hope to see the accused vindicated if innocent.

Lagos na way

The educated ones dey call the agberos "sir" these days....

What an irony

So sorry sis, please, find a way to always banish the thoughts from your mind by replacing them with everything positive you know. Continuous practice of this will make it become second nature to you as well.

You can also see the help of a counselor.

Wish you strength and we'll.

Beautiful...

Congratulations Sega

What a country peopled by dociles (I inclusive), and governed by natural-born loonies.

God, why?

Hmmm...

Very commentless.

That's why dem dey die like dogs, while their families are more often than not, zero to write home or abroad about.

Hmmm

At last, wetin the guy mind dey tell am don finally happen so, make him dey vex dey go like Vespa.

So much unsaid, plus zero communication, a huge recipe for disaster.

These ones go steal sickness and all other infirmities....