₦airaland Forum

People wey no kukuma sabi read and write na im you dey blow grammar dey defend.

The moment you no get big head and kikor kikor eyes like dem you be immigrant.

Na your carcass we go see for news pages soon.

Ode

This is how to retaliate....

Nice, but dunno about the Billions stuff though...

See face and nose like akpu wey no done well.

As e big reach so, no surprise say na odoyor....na only pre-arranged messages him fit dey send.

Why not go through the legal route for adoption.

I hope she gets treated the same way an African would be treated under the same circumstance.

Hmmm

Next appointment?

Governor du Lagos (in French accent)

This is audacious and very commendable.

Story for the gods.

Even una sef know say na mouth all of una dey.

Na which alternative una get for una self?

Hardworking gentleman VP.

I wonder what trips people about that country....like really...

Evil father...

Good riddance.

Dude's body language was always suspect on the pitch anyways.

G

Funny and confusing thread.

This is so heartbreaking, unbelievable and downright evil.

So sad a sight to behold.

Lucky guys..

What a wreck...

No condition is truly permanent my people.


Na Saraki Oloye come turn to football commentator and motivational speaker so?

It is well

Lol

E don set.

Time to take care of their businesses here.

The future of the WTA captured in a shot

Such a touching story.

Too bad his lineage are not here to reap the fruits of his creation.

Jakumo:
I dey kampe my brother. I dey East, I dey West, but I no dey late for where dem dey share money.

Na so e suppose be jare...where person go sleep e no dey hurry go am

Jakumo:
Na so. Yanga driver no tank Papa God say Fulani man dem no take dat dem big kondo-stick NAK am for head, as dem dey pass witi dem cow.

The man don forget say gofmet don announce say anybody when cow damage hin property, make him write letter give who get the cow all.

Gofmet come warn again say anybody when mistake call police for cow matter, or try to fight the cow dem, go know say man pass man for Nigeria.

Hahaha...Jaku Jakumooo longest time...you still dey dis NL?

Foolish people...

Somebody wey no see anything wrong in this and will comfortably seat under those lines will now walk up to me to say gibberish of how he knows the way to heaven and say make I follow am.

Very funny something

Nigeria, nay Africa is indeed blessed not to have these much reoccurring and annual natural disasters.

However, to make up for our own share of natures fury, we were blessed with "Leadership Disaster" in a seeming twist of fate.

Eeeyyaaaa sorry bros na mistake I swear on behalf of the innocent cow.

The cow been say make e look him face whether him make-up still set after enough trekking, na so one over-zealous and impatient one come from behind push am, him horn come damage your side mirror. Abeg no vex you hear.

You no see as dem dey shake nyansh dey stroll dey go after the accident?

Instead of you to go "cownapp" like 10 of dem to sell and replace your car you dey shoot video dey complain.

Cowards

DropsMic:
How you sure say na lie??

You obviously are new to reading.

The reporter is fond of peddling these fables.

Check his name and save it for future references.

Lie Lie Linus don come with these him fictions from Lafia, Keffi or Jos as usual.

Actress uttering and typing this gibberish or someone suffering from an acute case of schizophrenia?

What a bowl of some crappy dung.

vibbb:
Ok, Mamador thank you.
But y not employ her instead, she's a graduate you can always find a place for her.

This right here isn't a very good mindset, and it is regrettably what is holding the African man down for the most part.

Being your own boss trumps having to be an employee anytime or day.

Every Nigerian sha wan go school so that at the end of the day e go dey carry file up and down dey look for work for inside AC to dey collect pittance every month end. Who are you guys hoping on to create the elusive jobs if not entrepreneurs like this young lady who has refused to sit her ass down and complain about government all day? Na Government wan create jobs?

Laughable

What an independent corrupt practice.

Well done ICPC.