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Politics › Re: Buhari Has History Of Bringing Looted Funds To Nigeria – Atiku by daddytime(m): 10:22pm On Dec 30, 2018
Is this the campaign manifestos for the forthcoming elections...I laugh..

Na this one Abami Eda see wey make am release this track...

You be thief....I no be thief
You be rogue...I no be rogue
You be robber...I no be robber

You be Amu robber...I no be Amu robber....lol

PDP made the biggest of all gaffes with their choice of a flag bearer.

APC dey use the guy shine because of too much overload baggage
Crime › Re: Woman Beaten By Her Husband Wants Matter Settled Within The Family (Graphic) by daddytime(m): 10:15pm On Dec 30, 2018
Poverty induced anger...it is well

Poor people too dey vex anyhow.
Celebrities › Re: Big Boy Sprays Money On His Mum. Daddy Freeze Says 'mama Check Your Pant' by daddytime(m): 10:06pm On Dec 30, 2018
Na waaa...I pity the poor woman.

See wetin physical, spiritual and emotional illiteracy dey breed.
Romance › Re: The Kenya Socialite With The Largest Hips (photos) by daddytime(m): 9:58pm On Dec 30, 2018
jerflakes:
Abeg later send the picture of the wife

Tell bongo make he no vex
You get camera wey fit capture bongos wife...the woman plenty.

Even bongos dey yab her anytime dem dey fight...na stone the guy dey always stone the woman because him hand no dey fit hold any part and if she fall on top am na kpeme...
Politics › Re: South African Minimum Wage Vs Nigerian Minimum Wage by daddytime(m): 9:56pm On Dec 30, 2018
darthv:
Seems like south africans dont eat rice like us.couldnt findany good price
You can as well look up any other commodity or check out the average cost of house rents.
Politics › Re: This 4 Plus 4 Picture Of A Nigerian Man And His Daughter Will Melt Your Heart by daddytime(m): 9:53pm On Dec 30, 2018
Your heart na ice abi butter wey dey melt?
Fashion › Re: Tailor Needed Around Mafoluku Axis by daddytime(m): 9:49pm On Dec 30, 2018
tolanee:
No,i haven't. I stay around Ayodele Street.
Ooow cool...my sis is at Ajibulu...you can pm to get her number in case
Celebrities › Re: There Is A Curse On The Adeleke Family - Kemi Olunloyo Delivers More Prophecies by daddytime(m): 9:46pm On Dec 30, 2018
Who dey always hide this woman medication...the person mean oo

Have mercy on someone's mummy na haba
Politics › Re: South African Minimum Wage Vs Nigerian Minimum Wage by daddytime(m): 9:35pm On Dec 30, 2018
darthv:
you are forgetting that Nigerian petrol is highly subsidized
And rice is subsidized too?? Check the price of rice in SA
Politics › Re: South African Minimum Wage Vs Nigerian Minimum Wage by daddytime(m): 9:11pm On Dec 30, 2018
darthv:
Guy price of petrol in s.a R17.08 per litre, listen you can't compare S.A to Nigeria in any way.. okay let imagine that one gets paid in rands and he quickly converts his rands to dollars which is about 290 dollars with the minimum wage bros person fit survive.Nigeria is bleeped up!
Bros, this is what a liter of petrol in S.A will give you in Naira 430.818 going by what you posted above. This is just petrol o...now do the maths
Politics › Re: South African Minimum Wage Vs Nigerian Minimum Wage by daddytime(m): 8:51pm On Dec 30, 2018
lol..

Bro, I am all up for a huge increase in our minimum wage but don't go comparing ours with S.A's please..If you must, i implore to check up on what the South African minimum wage can purchase in S.A, or better still compare prices of stuffs like bag of rice and cost of a liter of petrol in S.A to get a better understanding of what i'm driving at.
Crime › Re: Oba Of Benin Cautions Youths Against Money Rituals by daddytime(m):
hmmm...This issue is becoming worrying and scarier by the day.

As huge as I am, even me dey fear for my head aswear...
Romance › Re: Women Flock To Shrine Of Native Doctor Who Claims He Can Restore Virginity by daddytime(m): 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2018
Ah Ah...I'm honestly and pleasantly surprised at this news.I never knew we had a branch in Zimbabwe oo. Very nice...

This is what I have been doing and still do in Nigeria...

New Clients are always welcome...

I restore the orifice to it's default settings...

A trial will convince you...

Our Motto is ''Once debe, always debe''
Romance › Re: The Kenya Socialite With The Largest Hips (photos) by daddytime(m): 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2018
Mtchewww

She suppose come see My neighbor Bongos wife hips. Na wheel barrow dem take dey carry her go out...
Autos › Re: 2007 Toyota Highlander Forsale With No Single 1.680k by daddytime(m): 8:36pm On Dec 30, 2018
No single issues and he has neighbors clothed in dust as in the picture at a car clinic?

The car seems to be on admission. Let me know when he is discharged so we can talk business...
Romance › Re: Women Flock To Shrine Of Native Doctor Who Claims He Can Restore Virginity by daddytime(m): 8:32pm On Dec 30, 2018
Ah Ah...I never knew we had a branch in Zimbabwe oo. Very nice...

This is what I have been doing and still do in Nigeria...

Clients are welcome...

I restore the orifice to it's default settings...

A trial will convince you...

Our Motto is ''Once debe, always debe''
Crime › Re: Man Dies During Cult Initiation In Obanliku, Cross River (Graphics Photos) by daddytime(m): 8:28pm On Dec 30, 2018
Lazy Strong Man Wannabe...Na ordinary matching you no fit stand so and you been wan blend to begin terrorize innocent people. What a collateral damage....

Waste of sperm...
Celebrities › Re: Check Out Inside Of AY Comedian’s Multimillion Naira Mansion (PHOTOS) by daddytime(m): 8:16pm On Dec 30, 2018
AY AY...

Tastefully done..

Big thumbs up

Mine will Trump and Dwarf this by the time it is completed..
Politics › Re: FFK Responds To Buhari’s Call That Some Nigerians Belongs To The Jail by daddytime(m): 8:10pm On Dec 30, 2018
Keep running your mouth like ogbono soup all in a bid to stay relevant.

Have you been in touch with Dino? His will be a child's play when your time comes. I hope you won't start calling us as witnesses because i be very busy man...

By the way how is your man Metuh?

Make una try get sense small
Foreign Affairs › Re: Vladimir Putin Allows ill Russian Teen To Film His ₦180b "Flying Mansion" Jet by daddytime(m): 8:05pm On Dec 30, 2018
If I should sleep in here and you chose to come calling oh ye cowardly death, be rest assured that I'd simply smile and extend you a handshake of welcome because by then it;d have been a life of no regrets...very fulfilled...
Events › Re: Cute Photos From Carnival Calabar 2018 by daddytime(m): 7:49pm On Dec 30, 2018
Africans won't ever grow away from this slave mentality of theirs...very nauseating and worrying...

Whats the idea behind the Putin masks and all..

Idiots
Romance › Re: Nigerian Doctor Set To Marry His Ex’s Blood Sister by daddytime(m): 7:45pm On Dec 30, 2018
Mr op the blogger...is the male doctor a she and a lesbian?? which kind nonsense una dey write sef??
Celebrities › Re: The Eye-popping Dress Roman Goddess Wore To A Wedding by daddytime(m): 7:21pm On Dec 30, 2018
@ the lady with the young girl in the background of the first picture...

Young girl: Mummy, I want to be like this aunty when I grow up

Mummy: Are you stupid...God forbid that for you...you will be a doctor and not an instragram olosho slayqueen
Romance › Re: Why Do Many Nigeria Girls Sleeps Like Log Of Wood During Sex? by daddytime(m): 6:38pm On Dec 30, 2018
Should they be dancing shaku shaku for you?
Romance › Re: Shameless Single Mother Dances Unclad To Seduce Instagram Guys by daddytime(m): 6:33pm On Dec 30, 2018
Which school she from dey teach...even if na nursery school I wan go back to school abeg.
Crime › Re: Federal SARS Storms Nairalander's Compound by daddytime(m): 5:35pm On Dec 30, 2018
Good job op

He/they are set to begin the new year as jobless fools
Crime › Re: Lady Hysterical After Allegedly Losing Her N370k Iphone, by daddytime(m): 5:32pm On Dec 30, 2018
Na the latest form of hustle be this now....

Dundee United people with zero creativity....so so copy copy
Politics › Re: Obaseki's Security Architecture: Community Policing Gaining Ground In Edo - Poli by daddytime(m): 4:22pm On Dec 30, 2018
Presently the best Governor in the country and a very worthy Presidential candidate in the future....
Crime › Re: 'I Was Freed After I Did Not Vomit Blood' - Woman Kidnapped In Ondo. Photo by daddytime(m): 3:29pm On Dec 30, 2018
He sat behind her and she lost her senses.

That was the only part I took in.

Prickk is indeed hypnotic. ..
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Kneel Down To Welcome Their Pastor.photos Go Viral by daddytime(m): 3:13pm On Dec 30, 2018
bobbybrains:
This is the best comment on Nairaland since this year.
For this reason alone you are blessed!
Say Amen somebody. cool
Hahahaha Amen Pastorrr
Politics › Re: 2019: APC, PDP Face Cash Crunch For Campaigns by daddytime(m): 2:57pm On Dec 30, 2018
PDP is obviously the worst hit. This is one aspect where I respect Bubu.

There are funds stashed away ofcourse but pulling them out is a big boju boju game because "all eyez on me" lol...

This is what happens when one steals from his/her parents blindly and realise he over picked and then gets stuck on how to spend the money without selling him/herself out as the ole that took what everyone has been searching for.

To return am back na to where e kpake am from na double wahala...

Our big bellied seasonal politicians belle don dey less...owu dey town..
Politics › Re: Emefiele Bowing Down For Samaila Isa Funtua, Buhari Cabal Member - Reno Omokri by daddytime(m): 2:01pm On Dec 30, 2018
SarkinYarki:
shut up you are pro Buhari and we know
Who is the "we" stop trying to associate yourself with sane and intelligent minds monkey.

The "shut up" above is obviously how you greet your parents after waking them up with a sliding tackle in the morning.

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