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Politics › Re: Naija Launches 2 New Satellites by DaDoctor(op): 11:47am On Aug 18, 2011

[quote author=Yeske! link=topic=738728.msg8950746#msg8950746 date=1313657994]So?[/quote]ITS GOOD NEWS?

WHAT HAVE WE DONE WITH THE FORMER ONES?
HAS THE MISSING ONE BEEN FOUND?

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 11:46am On Aug 18, 2011

joanana:
Sweetheart, you are too good for me. I don't deserve you. m a bad guy n will always cheat on u. its me not you.

I dont mind baby Exactly my SPEC, lets 'cheat along' BUT NO KIDS SPILLING OUT. Deal? cool

Events › Re: Where You Born In May? Lets Show The World The Stuff We're Made Up Of: by DaDoctor: 10:36am On Aug 18, 2011

MAY 3RD cool

Technology Market › Re: 2 Uk Used Nokia E71,mint Used Nokia E63 And Bb Bold 2 For Sale(All sold) by DaDoctor: 9:48am On Aug 18, 2011

how much is the bold 2?

Politics › Naija Launches 2 New Satellites by DaDoctor(op): 9:46am On Aug 18, 2011

What is this going to be used for? tongue

Jonathan confirms successful launch of Nigeria’s two satellites
On August 18, 2011 · In News

By DANIEL IDONOR
ABUJA— PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan has confirmed the successful launch yesterday of two new satellites by Nigeria. The two facilities are the Nigeriasat-x designed and built by Nigerian engineers and scientists and Nigeriasat-2, which was built in collaboration with international partners

Jonathan who spoke moments before the weekly Federal Executive Council, FEC, meeting in State House Abuja, congratulated Nigerians on the feat, saying that the event has opened a new chapter in the nation’s transformational effort while describing it as a milestone in the drive to solve national problems through space technology.

He said: “I congratulate our nation for his new chapter in our transformational efforts as we strive for self reliance. Let me also congratulate the resourceful Nigerians who made this history possible. We will continue to emphasize investment in science and technology as a tool to drive the transformation agenda of this administration,” he said.

Jonathan urged Nigerian professionals, Ministries, Department and Agencies, MDAs, and the private sector to take advantage and optimize the use of the national assets.

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 9:38am On Aug 18, 2011

iyatrustee:
I have always wanted to marry a virgin.

HI MY LOVE. HOW ARE U DOING? cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 8:57am On Aug 18, 2011

Tot we had concluded this with this superlative truth.
WOMEN SHINE YAH EYES OH!

Quote from: Da Doctor on Yesterday at 12:58:03 PM

^^THEY PREFER THOSE ABROAD BUT CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER THEIR VISA FAILURES^^

THE PROCESS IS THIS;

THE GUY HOOKS THE GAL UP
COMES BACK TO NAIJA WITH FULL FORCE
BUYS A CAR HE WOULD USE WHILE HERE EITHER BY FAMILY SUPPORT OR ALL HIS SAVINGS JUST TO IMPRESS
HE GOES AROUND WITH MUCH NOISE(THE LADIES LOVE NOISE NA)
HE SAGS AND WYNS HIS TONGUE
HE DROPS SOME DOUGH AND ENGAGE THE GAL
HE F-U-C-K-S THE HELL OUTA HER SPORADICALLY
GETS HER PREGANANT AND DUMP HER IN NAIJA
PROMISES HER TO BRING HER OVER IN WEEKS(MOST TIMES A MILLION WEEK PASSES AND NO NEWS)
SELLS THE SAME CAR AT AUCTION TO RAISE MONEY FOR FLY BACK
GETS THERE AND RESUME HIS MENIAL JOB(GARDNER, DRIVER, GATE MAN. MORTUARY ATTENDANT ETC)
THE GALS ALWAYS KEEPS CONTACT AND REMAINS HOPEFUL
GALS PARENTS ARE WORRIED AND SENDS A MISSION TO FIND OUT REALITY
THEY GET THERE AND SEE THE GUY IS WORSE THAN A PRIMARY ONE TEACHER IN NAIJA AND HAS ANOTHER WIFE FAT AS AN ELEPHANT(VISA WIFE)
THE NEWS REACHES THE GAL WHO IS ALREADY M-E-SS-ING UP IN NAIJA
SHE FAINTS
DA DOCTOR TRIES TO RESUSCITATE HER TO NO AVAIL.
SHE IS GONE.

OJU KOKORO!!!!!

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:48pm On Aug 17, 2011

[quote author=~*Mamken*~ link=topic=737764.msg8944071#msg8944071 date=1313588745]If the truth abt those guys is well known by naija gals, why they still keep on givin their kitty away cheaply like breath at the view of pounds, dollars and euro? undecided

WHY?

[/quote]becos most ladies like SHORT-LIVED ROMANCE. THEY LIKE LEARNING FROM EXPERIENCE. SOME HAVE THEIR P-USS55Y ITCHING THEM FOR A FOREIGN BODY. THEY THINK IT IS SNOW-COATED I GUESS cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:39pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:

nah,don't give her tucha tucha,divorce er.

It isnt safe that way, u know she uses jazzz and her grand father is a descendant of Amadioha she may have started making consultations.

Lets just send her to AMADIOHA VIA TUCH TUCHA cool

Romance › Re: What Is The Problem With Nigerian Women For Heavens Sake by DaDoctor: 2:35pm On Aug 17, 2011

HOW DO I GET THERE? I HAVENT BEEN THERE ONCE

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=735121.msg8943720#msg8943720 date=1313586361]meet me @ d chatroom 2 collect it [/quote]

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:32pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
Goldie ke,she was talking to you,not me,I told you not to go for a second wife,
but you wouldn't listen.

durling The deed has been done but i will ensure i give her TUCHA TUCHA to drink and sleeppppp permanently
Hope you wont tell her? Dont oh! So u can own me to yourself all alone

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 2:27pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
^^

Thats my baby booboo. cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:25pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
Yuck!!!

da doc,so you talk dirty too?

My love dont mind Mrs Chima My second wife. She keeps making me feel bad but she is fun to be with sha cool

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=737764.msg8943858#msg8943858 date=1313587290]Were you violated as a child by a male babysitter? Tell the truth.[/quote]Who? PLS DONT TALK TO GOLDIE MY LOVE LIKE THAT embarassed

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 2:22pm On Aug 17, 2011

xynerise:
See u wey I dey help

LEAVE MY LOVE FOR ME!

Goldieluks:
my E-ego

i didn't expect this from you.

OK COME TAKE A KISS AS USUAL. SORRY MY LOVE. kiss

Education › Re: 80% Of First Class And 2.1 Failed Nnpc Test by DaDoctor(op): 2:20pm On Aug 17, 2011

duke4ever:
Thanks so much DA DOCTOR. I am processing for my msc in unizik now. But must one hit 'distinction' in order 2 stand a chance of becoming a teacher @ such high level? Pls I need your encouragement as an experience person in da field. One more thing pls, if I could have your email address it'll be nice so we can use it rather than here. Once more, thanks!!! use it rather than here. Once more, thanks!!!

In this field the GPA's matter a lot!! Especially when there is competition

Do the best u can and be the best you can be

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:17pm On Aug 17, 2011

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=737764.msg8943808#msg8943808 date=1313586954]Would one of you heffas PLEASE give Mr. Cork some punny! I will pay you! Seriously![/quote]I DELEGATE MRS CHIMA TO DO THAT. HE NEEDS A SOUR ONE!!

@Mr Cork Pls close your nose and just 'LICK ON' It is vinegar taste. Enjoy it cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:15pm On Aug 17, 2011

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=737764.msg8943751#msg8943751 date=1313586572]Da doctor so whats the way forward then

No where good - 9JA NOR GOOD - and u claim overseas nor good

where come good grin

[/quote]
My man! i wud rather one does proper and more exhaustive visitation report and Know Your Customer(KYC) on the OVER SEA GUYS BEFORELEAPING, TO AVOID CROCODILE BITES.

But for naija Guys!!! WALAHI LITTLE KYC AND VR IS NEEDED, GUYS DEY WEY REALLY HAMMER PASS PEOPLE WEY DEY ABRAOD BUT DEM JUST CODE DEY LOOK grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:03pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
[/color]

Lmoa,

sorry candy,couldn't hold the laughter.

[b]
SWEETY IT IS BETTER U LAFF AT HER NOW THAN TO LAFF AT HER WHEN IT IS TOOOOOOO LATE.

THE BEST FORM OF DEFENCE IS TO ~~ATTACK~~ RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY[/b]

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 2:01pm On Aug 17, 2011

Candyness:
Hon. do you speak english?

NOPE FRENSH RANGUAGE. cool

AS I SEE U SO U DON ENTER AM ALREADY O! AND IF NA U DEY DER FOR THAT PIX. U LOOK FRAGILE,
UR TYPE NA SHRINK YOU GO SHRINK BEFORE U DIE. DA DOCTOR NO FIT SAVE YOU OH!

TO BE FORE -WARNED IS TO BE FORE -ARMED

THE BEST FORM OF DEFENSE IS TO RUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 1:57pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
erm erm,not really.

SO WHEN AST DID U HOLD A DI-K IN YOU MOUTH? BE FRANK!!! cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 1:54pm On Aug 17, 2011

sexkillz:

90% FACT!!!

U SEE AGAIN! CONFIRMATION

PLS LETS ADVISE THAT SIS IN THE LAST POST OH(CANDYNESS)

SHE MAY BE STANDING ON A LOOOOONNNNGGGG THING

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 1:53pm On Aug 17, 2011

Candyness:
Rubbish!

EVERYBODY AGREE WETIN I TALK NA ONLY YOU.

SEE NA TRUE LIFE STORY(NOT ONCE TWICE OR THRICE, OR FOUTHRICE)

IT IS THE TYPICAL SITUATION

IF U ARE ABOUT BEING PUNKED PLS WATCH IT. THAT GUY BASED OUT CUID BE FAKE DEAR

NA UR PUCCEY U DEY TRADE FOR FREE O

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 1:49pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
You want to kill me with sex, you don't want my future husband to enjoy it?

SO U SPOIL LIKE THIS?

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 1:39pm On Aug 17, 2011

debosky:
Hilarious Da Doctor

LOL. Thats the fact! Thats why we dont just give out our daughters to those pretenders. For real! in ma family. We learnt from other peoples experience

Romance › Re: What Is The Problem With Nigerian Women For Heavens Sake by DaDoctor: 1:36pm On Aug 17, 2011

[quote author=190_@ link=topic=735121.msg8942263#msg8942263 date=1313576385]cool - wud add u up later

[/quote]no yawa! i am on ground. Dish me your PIN cool

kemcin:
at 190,u talk like a woman and i pity your wife

WHO BE DIS AGAIN? WHERE YOU FROM COME NOW WEY THINGS DON COOLELE? cool

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 1:15pm On Aug 17, 2011

^^^Oh sorry, it cant work, YOU'VE GAT NO NI'PPLE AND I AM A REAL SUCKER^^ cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Women Prefer Uk/US Based Guys To Nigeria/africa Based Guys? by DaDoctor: 12:58pm On Aug 17, 2011

[b]^^THEY PREFER THOSE ABROAD BUT CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER THEIR VISA FAILURES^^

THE PROCESS IS THIS;

THE GUY HOOKS THE GAL UP
COMES BACK TO NAIJA WITH FULL FORCE
BUYS A CAR HE WOULD USE WHILE HERE EITHER BY FAMILY SUPPORT OR ALL HIS SAVINGS JUST TO IMPRESS
HE GOES AROUND WITH MUCH NOISE(THE LADIES LOVE NOISE NA)
HE SAGS AND WYNS HIS TONGUE
HE DROPS SOME DOUGH AND ENGAGE THE GAL
HE F-U-C-K-S THE HELL OUTA HER SPORADICALLY
GETS HER PREGANANT AND DUMP HER IN NAIJA
PROMISES HER TO BRING HER OVER IN WEEKS(MOST TIMES A MILLION WEEK PASSES AND NO NEWS)
SELLS THE SAME CAR AT AUCTION TO RAISE MONEY FOR FLY BACK
GETS THERE AND RESUME HIS MENIAL JOB(GARDNER, DRIVER, GATE MAN. MORTUARY ATTENDANT ETC)
THE GALS ALWAYS KEEPS CONTACT AND REMAINS HOPEFUL
GALS PARENTS ARE WORRIED AND SENDS A MISSION TO FIND OUT REALITY
THEY GET THERE AND SEE THE GUY IS WORSE THAN A PRIMARY ONE TEACHER IN NAIJA AND HAS ANOTHER WIFE FAT AS AN ELEPHANT(VISA WIFE)
THE NEWS REACHES THE GAL WHO IS ALREADY M-E-SS-ING UP IN NAIJA
SHE FAINTS
DA DOCTOR TRIES TO RESUSCITATE HER TO NO AVAIL.
SHE IS GONE.

OJU KOKORO!!!!![/b]

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Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 12:38pm On Aug 17, 2011

xynerise:
I will take that as a joke

Nope she confided that was the same word she told SEX SKILLS when she dumped him for DA DOCTOR who eventually married her cool

Romance › Re: Funny Excuses People Use To Quit A Relationship. by DaDoctor: 12:34pm On Aug 17, 2011

Goldieluks:
Your dicck is too small,it can be passed for a sausage.

My love did u just type those words?

ROTFLMAO.

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