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Romance › Re: Compliment And Toast A Girl With Your Professional Jargons by DaDoctor: 1:37pm On Dec 12, 2011

slimyem:
^^open my teeth for wetin??
E no reach!!!

sure??

ok open yah tiny legs.

Romance › Re: Compliment And Toast A Girl With Your Professional Jargons by DaDoctor: 1:33pm On Dec 12, 2011

slimyem:
^^very dry!!
Sounds like typical nigerian university lecturer

Dry but u dey ope ur teeth like broken 7up bottle.
yes na, i dey d field and in naija!

Romance › Re: Compliment And Toast A Girl With Your Professional Jargons by DaDoctor: 1:23pm On Dec 12, 2011

Hi, after my peep into your accademic records, i have discovered that you arent doing too well in many core courses, as such you may be haveing extra 3 years if you dont improve ur GP and CGPA ultimately, and if you stay beyond this extra years you would have a certificate of participation alone as u will be dismised on advisory basis. Lets not allow this happen as academic qualification is core, take it or leave it.
Now u need a competent hand ,one very prolific in most courses especially the core and one who knows the university tarrain and is a pat HOD who has say in this school and faculty. You have many options but i will refer DA DOCTOR.; He is caring and can help knack your akpako if u want that too as all work and no play would make you a dull lady. Let me catch up with some classes cool

Romance › Re: Compliment And Toast A Girl With Your Professional Jargons by DaDoctor: 1:16pm On Dec 12, 2011

Dyt:
As a prof marketer
1st i ll do a mkt research which after den draw out a mktn plan n use all d mktn strategies 2 mk him/her mine.
wont 4get my 7ps

What do u market pls? Punny? to whom? lesbos? abeg, jor ohhhhhhh

Autos › Re: NISSAN ALMERA (TOKS) FOR QUICK SALE, PRICE SLASHED!!! by DaDoctor: 1:10pm On Dec 12, 2011

OGA ADE. Give me 700 and i will get you this car from Cotonou. AUTO and full option. ABI U NO DEY NAIJA AGAIN.

Go and drive this car my dear, people no fit buy am for even 800.

Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by DaDoctor: 4:25pm On Dec 08, 2011

My second choice is JAY BEEEEEEE.

He is a good guy!!!!!

Car Talk › Re: Shipping A Car To Nigeria - A Diary (Now With Pictures). by DaDoctor: 3:49pm On Dec 08, 2011

BizBooks:
Sorry, the 4Runner landed without incident about 10 days ago. It is now parked in Lagos awaiting it's journey to the East.

I OBSERVED THAT THIS ISSUE STARTED SINCE OCTOBER. TILL DATE. SO IT TAKES 2 MONTH OR SO TO SHIP A CAR? PLEASE CLARIFY. I AM LOST

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boys And Men In Relationships by DaDoctor: 3:39pm On Dec 08, 2011

kimberluge:
A DOG JUST BARKED! WOUF!! WOUF!!! WOUF!!! GULLIBLE DOCTOR!!!!

see this mumu. I LAFF U IN ANAMBRA. Count your blessings right from when u were schooling in IMSU Abi na NEKEDE Sef. u be reallllllllllllllllllllll FHUKA.

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boys And Men In Relationships by DaDoctor: 3:31pm On Dec 08, 2011

kimberluge:
POSTER,DO NOT MIND DEM DOGS,THE TRUTH IS ALWAYS BITTER! AS FOR D DOG DAT POSTED WAT HE DOES WIT RICH,SINGLE LADIES DAT R EITHER DIVORCED ,DESPERATE OR WIDOWED IS JST THROWING OUT JUNK 4RM HIS EMPTY HEAD!!BTW if u reply me your worse dan a FOOL!!! ;[/b]D

[b]
Dogs!!??MOST OF U ladies, STARTING WITH YOU u mean.
one question for you.
be sincere or OGUN WILL KILL U TONITE.

CAN U COUNT THE NUMBER OF MEN THAT HAS FINGAD AND FHUCKED THE HELL OUTA YOU BUUTOKS SINCE U STARTED STRAFFING AT THE AGE OF 12? jUST AKING YOU FOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Nairaland General › Re: Nairaland Charity Organisation- E-Helpers Network by DaDoctor: 3:27pm On Dec 08, 2011

4real:
Da Doctor your reply is the mean reason why we dont have people helping out in charity works, i tried to start one two years ago to raise money for charity houses but all i heard was what was there share of the money, even so called big stars who i would mention there names when the time is right where asking for money, if you want to help do if na hunger they catch you say so and we will place you on the list of people who would need help, in the uk alone they riase at least over 500,000,000 yearly for charity, that is why our nation would never move forward because we dont give, a begger would never ever get bigger then the giver until he or she turns to a giver if you cant give your money give your time if you cant give any shout the bleep up

And fuuny enough u cant do nothing about it bro. we have established charity houses. must we prostitutionlise the venture as the churches appear?
how do we know which is genuine especially in a site where people are all pseudo.

anyway ,that is just my opinion.

Nairaland General › Re: *~OAM4J Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2011 *~ Congratulations!!! by DaDoctor: 2:58pm On Dec 08, 2011

ITS INSPIRED_M

Ogugua is a SICK MODERATOR! Over inactive.

I dont mind being banned for telling the naked truth.

Car Talk › Re: Shipping A Car To Nigeria - A Diary (Now With Pictures). by DaDoctor: 2:38pm On Dec 08, 2011

BizBooks:
November 8, 2011: I called the shipping company again today and they confirmed that this 2003 Toyota 4Runner made it on the vessel that left on the 2nd of November. Estimated arrival to Lagos is first week of December.

THE CAR NEVER LAND?

Romance › Re: Difference Between Boys And Men In Relationships by DaDoctor: 2:01pm On Dec 08, 2011

cynthiafred67:
Mmmmmmmmm @op nice one wish all them guyz knew this *can't watch*

NA TODAY? U ladies are always seeking sympathy whereas una be devil. meanwhile i thank God for the few good ones wey don marry now sef. Cynthia u go dey der dey lie down all ur mate go move to permanent site while ur ministry still dey for rented apartment.

if i ay ask. are u in a relationship now? are u a gal or a lady or woamn in the relationship? what is the difference?

ABEG GO AND RUE YOUR FAILURES JOR, NO BE PERSON SAY MAKE UNA BE FREE DONORS EVEN WHEN THEM JSUT BUY UNA ONE BOTTLE OF COKA COLA!

Celebrities › Re: Femi Kuti Impregnates Another Dancer - Expecting Baby No.6 by DaDoctor: 1:53pm On Dec 08, 2011

Eve100000:
Mumu!!!

OGA U BETTER HEED THE ADVISE cool

Politics › Re: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by DaDoctor: 1:51pm On Dec 08, 2011

[quote author=aloy/emeka link=topic=819927.msg9721242#msg9721242 date=1323347951]As usual, your low self esteem is apparent when it comes to Igbos. Why you cannot express yourself confidently and defend what you believe in[if you actually have one] without roping the Igbo in your comments beats me. How did the Igbo enter this conversation now when many critics here are not even Igbos?.[/quote]Aloy nwannem nwoke. havent u heard? eko ile inherited madness from the maternal lineage. lipsrsealed

Please ignore 'IT' cool

Family › Re: When Is The Right Time To Get Married? by DaDoctor: 1:47pm On Dec 08, 2011

@AYO. She fine? na wa oh.

***praying and binding** Oh God pls help this young man marry a fine gal and not a n ape as a wife now that he has been bewitched.

**from behind Ayo says ;**

Amin!!

Family › Re: When Is The Right Time To Get Married? by DaDoctor: 1:29pm On Dec 08, 2011

ayolinger:
Its Extremely on Point Boss!

So many in my area, i even recently witness a 19yrs old guy impregnate a girl and now they are married, now the guy have to go look for a job to support the girl and the girl stay at her parent place, One of the reason why i started this thread!,

Oga Docki, that one too much now, but make me self do aproko check for myself.

;DCONFIRM AND REVERT NA.

Family › Re: When Is The Right Time To Get Married? by DaDoctor: 1:24pm On Dec 08, 2011

Julieccentric:
what has that got to do with marriage.quack!!!

SORRY ARE U FROM THE APE LINEAGE? JUST ASKING COS U LOOK LIKE ONE MONKY WEY MISS FOR NEKED ZOO IN OWERRI. ARE U THE ONE? TELL ME ITS A LIE

Family › Re: When Is The Right Time To Get Married? by DaDoctor: 1:23pm On Dec 08, 2011

Julieccentric:
what has that got to do with marriage.~~quack~~DA DOCTOR!!!

IT HAS SO MUCH MY DEAR. IN MARRIAGE IT IS FULL TIME UNLIKE ALL THESE SHAKARA U DO TO U GUY BY SUCKIN HIM AND HE JUST FIGRIN UR BOWL-LIKE Womanliness. DONT U GET IT? IT IS FULL STAMINA GAME cool

Family › Re: When Is The Right Time To Get Married? by DaDoctor: 1:17pm On Dec 08, 2011

WHENEVER U FEEL YOUR DICKKK /PUZZY MUSCLES ARE STRONG ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND ANY PRESSURE !!! cool

Politics › Re: Lagos Monarchs Get N46m Car Gift From Fashola by DaDoctor: 1:08pm On Dec 08, 2011

JUST IMAGINE IT WAS GEJ WHO DID THIS

Culture › Re: How To Show Sign Of Repect by DaDoctor: 12:46pm On Dec 08, 2011

@POSTER.

1)U HAVE TO BE ON BLACK-AND-BLACK ATTIRES AND SHADE. EVEN YOUR WHITE TEETH MUST NOT SHOW.

2)DONT TRY SHAKING HANDS WITH ANY ONE OR SMILLING, INFACT FORM VEX. BUT BE READY TO ENJOY THE PARTY WELA, AND PLEASE WATCH UR HUBBY LEST HE SNEAKS IN SEARCH OF HIS OLD FUCKIES-MATES, ALSO

2) U MUST BE READY TO PULSTRATE TILL U LIE FLAT ON THE GROUND AS UR GREETINGS ARE BEING RECEIVED AND BLESSING POURED OUT ON YOU. INFACT START PRACTICISING IT NOW.

U WILL HEAR TINS LIKE. EKU INO OWO, IKU IJOKO, EKU OJO META, EKU ILE,
EKU EVERY EVRY, EKU ISUKUN, EKU ITOJU OKU, LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.

YORUBA,,, WONDERFUL PEOPLE!!!!!

Celebrities › Re: Uche Jumbo Breaks Up With Longtime Boyfriend Uche Ikechukwu by DaDoctor: 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2011

@MODERATOR . IWONDER UR CRITERIA FOR FRONT PAGGING. I THINK SOMEONE POSTED THIS EARLIER THAN THIS POSTER WHY IM OWN NO SHOW FRONT PAGE. OR IS T HIS POSTER FUCKHING THE HELL OUTA YOU? WAKE UP JOR OGUGUA!!!

Programming › Re: *~ Omo-to-dun Voted Programming Section Poster Of The Year *~ Congratulations!! by DaDoctor: 4:32pm On Dec 07, 2011

i nominate[b] DA DOCTOR[/b]

Romance › Re: Frustrated Single Nigerian Ladies Blaming Nigerian Bachelors For Their Woes by DaDoctor: 3:57pm On Dec 07, 2011

Hi Free t-o-t-o! cool

Celebrities › Re: AFTER 10YRS DATING, ACTRESS UCHE JUMBO IS DUMPED? by DaDoctor(op): 3:28pm On Dec 07, 2011

Honeycity:
jeez! 10 years of pounding, why wont she be bitter . sorry oo uche

Why do u ladies shy from reality?

who is to be 'sorried'?
A lady who has been used and dumped or a guy who is a super star? a guy who can get any lady he wants home and abroad? a guy who is stinking rich and whose weekly pay can take poverty of Jumbos life for years?

na wa for una oh.

My guy Ike, ride on jor, leav the old lady and go for under 24, avoid her thick booms and xtian mother hands even if she slims down like agbani cool

Celebrities › Re: AFTER 10YRS DATING, ACTRESS UCHE JUMBO IS DUMPED? by DaDoctor(op): 2:59pm On Dec 07, 2011

Dyt:
n wat mks u think she didnt initiate d brk up?

NA TODAY? THAT GUY IS BIG JOR. HE DECEIVED HER ALL YEAR LONG WITH A 'MARE RING'?

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Celebrities › Re: AFTER 10YRS DATING, ACTRESS UCHE JUMBO IS DUMPED? by DaDoctor(op): 2:50pm On Dec 07, 2011

,.,,,

Celebrities › Re: AFTER 10YRS DATING, ACTRESS UCHE JUMBO IS DUMPED? by DaDoctor(op): 2:49pm On Dec 07, 2011

I dey warn una make una no dey too carry man for mind and dey broadcast marriage but you ladies no dey hear word. sorry sha!!!!!! at least u enjoy the long trashing

Celebrities › AFTER 10YRS DATING, ACTRESS UCHE JUMBO IS DUMPED? by DaDoctor(op): 2:45pm On Dec 07, 2011

http://www.modernghana.com/movie/16594/3/after-10-years-of-dating-soccer-star-uch.html

These are definitely not the best of times for Nollywood star actress,Uche Jombo as we gathered that her longtime boyfriend, Nigerian born International football player, Uche Ikechukwu dumps her.

Since they started dating, Ikechukwu maintained a shy attitude about their relationship.

Months back, the news about their wedding preparations was all over town.Sources said Uche Ikechukwu proposed with a diamond engagement ring that Uche Jombo was showing off at every slightest opportunity.

But with the latest development,it seems the love these two people once shared has now gone sour.

We gathered that the sultry actress no longer wears the diamond engagement ring Ikechukwu gave to her.

Close sources claimed the break-up was amicable, but friends said Miss Jombo was 'heartbroken and bitter'.

Ikechukwu's friend who spoke on condition of anonymity,said ;You don't need a soothsayer to know that their relationship isn't going anywhere.Ikechukwu was just catching fun, he had no intention of getting caught up in something serious. Although at some point, he seemed really madly in love with Jombo but now is the time to move on.He has better plans ahead and wants the best for himself the source said.

Latest news also indicated that Uche Ikechukwu and his brother,Kalu Uche were seen at a club in Abuja recently and they had a nice time with ladies swarming around them.

Romance › Re: How Young Is Too Young To Date? by DaDoctor: 2:16pm On Dec 07, 2011

@poster.
see ur flat nyansh, and xtian-mother hand. and y u dey chest out? u dey go war

Romance › Re: Nigerian Women Ranked Most Unfaithful In The World by DaDoctor: 4:38pm On Dec 06, 2011

Goldieluks:
You have started after you'll start apologising. Abi?

Yorisb each to their own. Cheers.

QUIT BEING TROUBLESOME JARE. I WONDER WAT U WILL BE INSIDE HUBBY HOUSE

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