paraphase:

I consulted an astrologer and she told me that the person whose name starts with ‘G’ is unlucky for me and I am afraid your name is Goldieluks .

Lol,who is this??

My doctor told me you might be impotent,since we have spent three years together,
and i haven't missed my period,not once.

190_@:

your puceee is too wide - it works all the time

Goldieluks:

Your dicck is too small,it can be passed for a sausage.

Goldieluks:

Your dicck is too small,it can be passed for a sausage.

xynerise:

I will take that as a joke

dabrake:

it wil neva work 4 ma babe.

Da Doctor:

My love did u just type those words?

ROTFLMAO.

my fingers.

xynerise:

I will take that as a joke

paraphase:

I was just trying you out,It was just sex sex and sex,when i got tired i told our Doctor to tell you im impotent so you can leave me alone  

Goldieluks:

Your dicck is too small,it can be passed for a sausage.

EPIC! Me LIKEY!
You Could also try: Your dicck is too small, it can be passed for a Cigarette! I DONT SMOKE!   CLASSIC!

paraphase:

@Goldieluks
Yea My big Fat D*** became 2inch when it entered your extra large and very deep punnnyy

Goldieluks Plz lets stop this is become too weird for me Lol

ok the last one.

i had to go because your trousers are all tore from behind,and someone told me u might be g.ay.

paraphase:

You are one very badt gurl,now im blaming my arsss for steping on your crazy arss! You actually made me turn man-lover when i stopped enjoying your honeypot. Last one,no more MAbinu 

Goldieluks:

You want to kill me with sex, you don't want my future husband to enjoy it?