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RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 3:55pm On Aug 23, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=738889.msg8988908#msg8988908 date=1314110952]You know how to shoot the gun right?

Just turn it toward the hole in your brain and pull the hammer back far as you can.

Release it. Let me know the result. cheesy[/quote]
KAIIII!! SO U NEVA DIE?Tot that gun had killed u! a dead woman doesnt talk na! DIE A NATURAL DEATH BY GUN!
cool cool cool
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 3:41pm On Aug 23, 2011
[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=738889.msg8988530#msg8988530 date=1314108071]You are a byproduct of what happens when women do not swallow during sex. cool

Worthless nigger.[/quote]Stop insluting Mr Cork the way u do to ur hubby out of frustration. Afterall u jazzed him and made him marry u. Now he is apprearing as useless to you. STOP THAT JOOORRRRR cool cool

FamilyRe: Is My Salary Enough To Get Married? (N45,000) by DaDoctor: 11:33am On Aug 23, 2011
^^DONT BE DISCOURAGED, BETTER DAYS AHEAD!!!^^ cool cool

cut your coat according to your cloth and walk on into marriage! BUT ENSURE YOU DONT HAVE MUCH CHILDREN WITHIN A SHORT SPACE OF TIME.

THAT PAY CAN TAKE CARE OF A FAMILY OF 4(HUBBY AND WIFE AND 2 KIDS) BUT I SUGGEST YOU JUST LOOK FOR WAYS OF GETTING ADDITIONAL EARNINGS COS IN MARRIAGE THERE IS WHAT WE CALL 'EMERGENCY'. AND IT MAY REQUIRE MORE THAN 100K, DEPENDING ON EXTENT. SO USE UR TONGUE TO COUNT YOUR TEETH IN THE FAMILY PLANNING
FoodRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by DaDoctor: 11:23am On Aug 23, 2011
shirleyz:
@nigerhead and Natasha, thanks for saying the naija girls that know how to cook outweigh the ones who dont. I wonder where the poster got his statistics from. People just want to rush and give their own comments. The girl friends i have,majority of them are good cooks so i just wonder where peeps are getting this naija girls dont know how to cook statistics from. wink
KAI !! SOME GUYS DON EAT 'BELUSOM' cool cool

NDO INUGO!!!!!

MOST LADIES NO SABI COOK PERIOD! EVEN THE MARRIED ONE. SO I COME DEY WONDER WONDER O! HOW THE MARRIAGE TAKE HAPPEN ABI NA MR BIGGS MARRIAGE?

LOL
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 9:07am On Aug 23, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=738889.msg8982236#msg8982236 date=1314034663]Mrs Chima<<<< Ebonyville twin sister (Men haters) [b]AND PRODUCT OF FAILED MARRIAGES angry[/b][/quote]
FoodRe: Nigerian Girls And Their Horrible Cooking by DaDoctor: 8:07am On Aug 23, 2011
^^NOT ALL OF THEM ,MOST DONT KNOW HOW TO COOK, HOW TO KEEP THE HOUSE, BUT THEY ARE GOOD AT F-U-C-K-KING^^

LITTLE WONDER MOST OF THEM DONT STAY LONG IN THEIR HUBBYS HOUSE. IN IGBO LAND IT IS A TABOO FOR A LADY , BUT SOME TRIBES MAY NOT WORRY



GUYS!!!! BE AT ALERT BEFORE U TAKE HER IN BECAUSE AN IGBO PROVERB SAYS 'AGWA BU NMA NWANYI'
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Niece Is Chasing Me Madly, What Should Ido? by DaDoctor: 4:17pm On Aug 22, 2011
SHE IS AN INTRUDER AND MAY NOT LET U BE UNTIL U DO THE BELOW;

F-U-C-K THE HELL OUTA HER AZZ AND THEN REMIND HER THAT SHE IS GUILTY OF INTRUSION, THEN YOU STICK TO YOUR TRUE LOVE

GASKIA
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho Refuses To Apologise For Eye-poke by DaDoctor: 3:40pm On Aug 22, 2011
dammytosh:
@Da Doctor Exactly my point, Why should we call Ear, Eye and still use POKE as if he wanted to use a fork to pluck out the eye. What happened was an aggresvie response to series of events. I don't approve it but will also not allow lies to be passed to another generation.

Nobody asked the reason why Barca players on the bench joined the ones on the field when Fabrigas was brought down. To do what exactly ? When there is a ref on the pitch.

All of them should be cautioned not Jose alone.
Yes !
Exactly! The GUY EVEN RETALIATED WITH A BIG PUSH AND THAT IS A WORSE OFFENSE IN FOOTBALL.

In the spirit of fairness, them botgh shud be penalised if same is needed
FamilyRe: My Wife And I Have Fought Again And I Think I Want Out by DaDoctor: 3:35pm On Aug 22, 2011
^^ THE FIRST STEP IS THIS, DONT MEAN A DIVORCE, BUT SIT HER DOWN WHEN SHE CALMS AND PROPOSE THAT U BOTH DIVORCE. THEN GET BACK WITH THE ANSWERS AND REACTIONS, FROM THEN I CAN KNOW WHAT TO SAY^^


DA DOCTOR WRITES FROM THE GUIDANCE AND COUNSELLING UNIT!
Christianity EtcRe: Question For Atheists And Religious People by DaDoctor: 3:19pm On Aug 22, 2011
^^THE ANSWER LIES IN THE BELWO POST BEING UNRAVELLED^^

IS GOD ABLE TO DRIVE AWAY EVIL ON EARTH BUT NOT WILLING? OR IS HE WILLING BUT NOT ABLE?

UPON ITS ASSESMENT, THE CONCLUSION WILL BE REACHED THAT GOD REALLY EXISTS AND THE ATHEIST WILL SEE FROM A PHILOSOPHICAL VIEW THAT GOD REALLY EXIST BECAUSE; 'CORGITO ERGO SUM'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Mourinho Refuses To Apologise For Eye-poke by DaDoctor: 3:15pm On Aug 22, 2011
^^I JUST WATCHED AGAIN IT IS THE 'EAR', NOT THE 'EYE'^^
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland 2011 Ethnic Census. by DaDoctor: 2:37pm On Aug 22, 2011
Nuit50:
Igbo di egwu. Igbo ebuka!!
IGBO ERIKA NWANNEM!

ANYI DI UKWUUUUUUUU
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 2:26pm On Aug 22, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
lol fck off @ da doctor! ogunfe!

mr.cork <<<<< rupaul out of drag. tongue
MZDARKSKIN= KPEKPEYE FUNFUN cool cool
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 2:18pm On Aug 22, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
oloshi.
IYALAYA E!!! OKPONU OSHI tongue tongue

LOLLLLL
FamilyRe: What Changes Have You Noticed in You After Marriage? by DaDoctor: 2:14pm On Aug 22, 2011
mummy3:
My brother it seems your monthly pay is very good that's why you are not experiencing it
Just try not to give your wife what you"ve been giving her now, if she'll not show you her true color.  or come out of your job for 2-3months, u'll come and confess your experience openly here.  Dont you know without enough cash marriage wont flow well? (quarell, disrespect, etc)
YES! I WAS PATIENT AND 1 MARRIED MY WIFE AFTER 8 YEARS OF DATING
SHE WAS THERE RIGHT FROM WHEN I WAS IN MY PART ONE IN SCHOOL THEN SHE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL BLA BLA BLA

THE SIMPLE RULE IS THIS; 'DONT DO TO A WOMAN WHILE DATING HER WHAT U CAN NOT SUSTAIN UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE WHILE U BOTH ROLL ON IN LIFE'


LIKE WEN U WERE DATING U CALL HER DAILY, NOW SHE IS IN your HOUSE UNDER NORMAL CIRCUMSTANCE U DONT CALL HER FOR UP TO 2 DAYS WHILE OFF AT WORK. SHE SURELY WOULD HAVE A MINDSET CHANGE. THIS LITTLE EXAMPLE SHUD TELL U HOW IT IS REALLY.

RICH? YES I AM FROM ONE RICH HOME, BUT WORKED MY WAY, NOT EVEN MINDING I HAD INHERITANCES, AND SHE WAS THERE, NOT ALL WOMEN ARE AFTER MONEY, SHE SAW THE FUTURE AND CLOSED ON WHILE WE STROLLED TOGETHER AND TODAY, SHE IS HAPPILY ENJOYING. THOUGH ENJOYMENT IS AN ONGOING THING.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 2:05pm On Aug 22, 2011
Nayah:
Seriously Da Doctor don't understand why you overreact to what Ebony has said, this is HER POINT OF VIEW I disagree but we have to respect that, or bringing  relevant arguments not by "force"

Ebony, I prefer having different versions of point of view, even though I got already mine well fixed
MY MAIN AIM NOW IS TO PROTECT U WELL FROM THOSE EVIL ARROWS. I CANT AFFORD TO HAVE U BEHAVE LIKE THEM. LET THEM BE FOR NOW. LETS FOCUS ON OUR LOVE BABY! THEY CAN HEAD FOR THE TRANSFORMER FOR ELECTROCUTION SO LONG AS U ARE SAFE FOR DA DOCTOR cool
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 1:50pm On Aug 22, 2011
Nayah:
Ebony lol smiley I'll considerate your advise
TOO LATE, EBONY VILLE U WUD GET OUR INVITE SOON!!!

MY DARLING CAN NEVER EVER GET CLOSE TO A FOUL MINDED INVIDIDUAL LIKE EBONNY VILLE.

D DAY I CATCH EBONY VILLE NEAR MY SWEETY, THEN I WUD ASSUME SHE HAS SIGNED HER DEATH WARRANT. cool cool
FamilyRe: What Changes Have You Noticed in You After Marriage? by DaDoctor: 1:46pm On Aug 22, 2011
mummy3:
You've just got an admission into JSS 1, my brother you never see nothing. How can it continue this way with children that are yet to arrive in future. by the time you start buying pampers, cerelac, sma, toys, clothes, shoes, medical bills, text books, school fees etc, you'll now realise that life can never remain the same and you'll now realise that your wife has slightly or heavily changed from colour blue to colour red.
I wish you wisdom and understanding to lead your home shia.

[b]BLATANT LIES!! SO THEY TOLD ME EVEN BEFORE I GOT MARRIED!

THE RESPONSIBILITIES WOULD ONLY INCREASE

IT IS OPTIONAL TO LET THE INITIAL CHANGE. ITS A THING OF THE WILL

FOR ME IT HAS BEEN AS IT WERE FROM THE ONSET. WE BOTH BEAR IT IN OUR HEART AND IT HAS WORKED AND I AM OLD IN THIS INST.
[/b]

NOTE THAT THE WOMAN RESPONDS TO CHANGES FROM THE MAN EITHER GOOD OR BAD SO, WE HAVE TO WORK ON SUSTAINANCE OF THE GOOD OLD DAYS, AFTERALL THE WOMAN WE MARRIED REMAINS A HUMAN AND NOT A LOG.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 1:42pm On Aug 22, 2011
ebonyvibe:
da doctor you are now becoming a bore and you've lost your glow. that spark just aint their anymore.

dont really care what u say now
SO LONG AS THE PREVIOUS MESSAGE BEFORE U GOT A BRAIN WEAR HAS SUNK IN. THE TRUTH ITCHES U KNOW. BUT ITS OPTIONAL THOUGH AND THE FUTURE TELLS HOW WELL U WUD SUCCEED BASED ON WAT U HAVE KNOWN/LEARNT.

BE WISE. GO TRU THE NUMEROUS RESPONSES AND GET THE HIDDEN MESSAGES THEN DRAW UR CONCLUSIONS.

THAT WILL BE ALL FOR YOU AND MZDARKSEN cool cool cool

IF U KNOW ME, U WOULD READ MY PROFILE MESSAGE AND GET STUCK
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 1:36pm On Aug 22, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
da doctor seems u need a real qualified doctor to help with your high blood pressure. log off for a few minutes before u have a heart attack. cunumunu.

what makes u think i am single? lol

and pls believe if a man is worth me giving him my all and treating him like a king, he will get that treatment. believe it. i would cook his meals and do as he pleases so long as my efforts are recognized and i am respected. but a lazy scrub or a cheauvanist pig shouldnt be upset if i 'oink' back at his azz. bottom line. he will be treated the way he treats me.

so just like ebony said we are living in a chauvinistic world despite the fact that we are the ones putting in all of the work. still we get no respect so why should we dish it out? the golden rule remember?
BP? LOL!! I AM ONLY TRYING TO GET UR SICK BRAIN AND REASONING HEALED FOR I KNOW UR SUBCONCIOUS WOULD PICK SOME OF THE GOOD WORDS DISHED U BY THE FORUM MEMEBERS AS THE THE ISSUE IN QUESTION.

Why contradict urself? the ring is for fashion. whwo told u i am not married bla bla bla.

U are really in a big mess, and i guess you got urself into it.

most of u ladies that are complaining know truly the root of ur issues.

wrong choices as aided by the quest to have ready made.

if mercy johnson had got in and faces same issue u gals are facing i guess she would come here shouting 'men are useless' whereas the fault emanated from her lustful quest

ebonyvibe:
MzDarkskin: my sister from a different mother .Tell them sis
wao! are u still there! moro u wud come again shouting and derailing the weaminds like chima. I WONDER WAT ADVISE U BOTH WOULD DISH UR CHILDREN. WRONG PARTNERS!
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 1:02pm On Aug 22, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
lol calm down gotdammit. grin

im not married nor engaged. that ring is for fashion. but if i were one or the other it wont change the fact that the modern day man has for the most part lost his use. esp here in the west where u have men who literally sit on their azz and wait for college graduate women to scoop them up and be their femme knight in shiney pink armour. the roles have reversed.

but since we r on the subject or rings, how many of u married men with the ring and all or those who claim to love mama defend us when mumu threads are created about we women? u get a taste of your own medicine and cry bloody murder? interesting.
SO BOTTOM LINE! U WONT GET MARRIED RIGHT? U WUD DEAL THE GUYS OUT AFTERA LL THEY CAN HELP U ATTAIN YOUR PREFFFERED STATUS OF SINGLE PARENT RIGHT?


GOD HELP YOUR LIFE. MISLEAD THE FEW U CAN MISLEAD MY DEAR! BUT DONT LEAVE UR SIBBLING OUT TOO.

ARE U SURE UR MUM IS STILL ALIVE? AND SURE SHE TALKS TO YOU? SMH AND WALK AWAY HEADING FOR THE CLASSROOM
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 12:36pm On Aug 22, 2011
MzDarkSkin:
@ ebonyvibe we only need them for sexxx and to bring home the bacon.
UR CASE IS DIFFERENT. U ARE BLIND! cool cool SO U MUST HAVE BEEN MISLED.

SO WHY THE HELL ARE U FLAUNTING A RING ON UR FINGER?

IF U WANTED MEN FOR SXXX U CAN GET THEM SO EASILY NA! some yonga dude are on ground to pump ur AZZ for you till they hit ur womb with their stick.

SOME MEN ARE REALLY SUFFERING. JUST A QUESTION. AS PER THE TRASH U WROTE, HAVE U EVER TOLD UR GUY OR HUBBY SAME? cool
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 12:14pm On Aug 22, 2011
^^ Yes i talk too much cos i am a class room material and DONT TOLERATE ANY NON CHALANT ATTITUDE like that u have exhibitted^^

My case is this;

There is probability that you have misled alot of febble minded people here. MRS CHIMA FOR ONE
There is probability that u have told u close friends same thing and they may have advised you for good or bad
There is also probabilty that you may have even 'MESSED' up during same period.
There is probability also that u would have involved relatives and inlaws in the whole show forgetting everyone comes with an interest and they may later turn u both to laughing stocks TO MEBTION BUT A FEW

To all of the above how do u match the damages?


Listen up MRS 'I WANT MARRIAGE TO BE ALL ROSY'

Marriage is not clubbing and dating and is an institution that has its own rules and regulations. GO LEARN THEM.

Also, i cant criticise you and fail by not advising you; TRY AND APPLY PATIENCE IN ALL YOU DO. NOTING THAT TOLERANCE IS ALSO KEY!!!!!
In marriage, also learn that you just have to be calm and prayerful hoping any ill will be resolved(For me, its an ultimatum of a day, through dialogue). I have nothing more to tell u for now but imbibe these already dished you. BECAUSE U MAY FACE BIGGER CHALLENGES IN THE FUTURE.
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 11:57am On Aug 22, 2011
ebonyvibe:
actually i retract my statement last week ( and i know i am calling for abuse here - just go easy on me)

men are not all that useless but mainly useless. The issues i was going thru is all solved and there is now happiness in paradise.

Hence those of u that want to divorce that it asy BUT MEN CAN BE USELESS SHA
LOOK AT U AND SMH

YOU ARE A DISGRACE!
DO U THINK MARRIAGE IS A BED OF ROSES?
DIDNT U GO TRU COUNSELLING ? EVEN IF your PARENTS DIDNT GIVE U TUTORIALS BEFORE ACCEPTING your BRIDE PRICE


SO COS U HAD A HITCH, U TOOK TO HATE AND CAME HERE MISLEADING A FEW?

NOW U HAVE FOUND HAPPINESS SO TELL ME HOW U WOULD PUT THE RECORDS STRAIGHT?


your HUSBAND SHUD BE IN TROUBLE WALAHI, BECAUSE I CAN IMAGINE WAHT U MAY HAVE DONE DURING THE 'ODD' PERIODS.

KAIIII.


BOYS PLEASE SHINE your EYES BEFORE U AGREE TO THE LADIES PLEA FOR MARRIAGE OH! THERE ARE ONLY FEW GOOD LADIES OUT THERE
RomanceRe: Why Are Men Useless by DaDoctor: 11:47am On Aug 22, 2011
[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=738889.msg8978855#msg8978855 date=1314007424]ebonyvibe <<<<<< now Single, available, full of hate & hates men angry[/quote]WAOOO!!!!

BUT HAS SHE TOLD HER HUBBY SAME ONE-ON-ONE THAT HE IS USELESS?
RomanceRe: I'm Attracted To My Married Boss by DaDoctor: 11:21am On Aug 22, 2011
^^ YOUR EYES ARENT CLEAR NOW, JUST LET HIM F-U-C-K THE HELL OUTA UR P-U-Z-Z-ZY FIRST^^^
RomanceRe: Can You Marry An Independent, Divorcee/'single mother' Nigerian Woman? by DaDoctor: 11:18am On Aug 22, 2011
^^REPEATED TOPIC, WE HAD TRASHED THIS LONG AGO^^

DO USE THE SEARCH ENGINE DEAR POSTER.

MODERATOR PLS WAKE UP
RomanceRe: Why Cant Married Men Keep Girlfriends by DaDoctor: 11:10am On Aug 22, 2011
^^THE TRUTH HURTS BUT IN THE YORUBA CULTURE IT ISNT SEEN AS A VERY WRONG THING^^

THOUGH SOME EXCEPTIONS EXISTS
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FamilyRe: What Changes Have You Noticed in You After Marriage? by DaDoctor: 11:02am On Aug 22, 2011
[quote author=Beaf! link=topic=740367.msg8978808#msg8978808 date=1314007063]Physically:

When i look at myself in the mirrow i wonder what kept me from marrying my wife since the first few months we have met (we courted for one and half years).

Emotionally:
I b.ang my wife with all relaxations in this world without any thought of the HIVs and the drama of 'i missed my period' etc back in the days.

Financially:
So so prudent in spending and managing my finance.

Hyginically:
My wife is something else! She can even 'inspect' my shoes to make sure no sand or any dirt is attached to it before 'allowing' me into the house, can u imagine?

My marriage is 18 months and 15 days today and always silently pray to God to let it continue this way till the end.
[/quote]AT THE BOLDED. JUST ENSURE UR WIFE DOESNT MINGLE WITH MINDS LIKE EBONYVILLE AND MRS CHIMA! ELSE SHE WUD ONE DAY SAY U ARE USELESS. JUST ADVISING OH!
RomanceRe: Why Are Fine Girls Always Very Difficult To Get? by DaDoctor: 10:04am On Aug 22, 2011
Nayah:
Tosinville lol I said VERY beautiful women grin
IGNORE HIM . DA DOCTOR IS WATCHING U!
RomanceRe: What Are Our Girls Turning Into On Facebook & 2go: by DaDoctor: 9:59am On Aug 22, 2011
harakiri:
@poster, as much as I understand your perspective, I noticed the hypocrisy in it. First of all, isn't it the guys who initiate contact with these girls? Second, you say these girls are cheap and sell themselves for peanuts but if they bill you for house rent,BB,flight ticket,shopping money,human hair,birthday money,school fees and car, you are the same person that will label them as "high class" prRosStitutes. What do you really want? Hmm? If they bill you high, problem. If they bill you low,bigger problem. Wetin be una own na. Free dem abeg. In between, poverty/hardship and a disfunctional society are the root cause of this ( but you already know this so why complaining?)
I Slightly agree!

But there is another dimension to it.

WHEN THESE LADIES READ UR PROFILE AND WANT UR ATTENTION. IT TAKES THE GRACE OF GOD FOR U TO SURVIVE SAME. I WONT SAY MORE THAN THAT.

SAME REASON I STOPPED PUBLICISING MY VACANCIES ON THE FB PAGE AND ALSO BLOCK ANY INTRUDER AS PER ADMISSION EXAM AND SCHOOL ISSUES. QED

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