hardbody:

@Born Again 190, ever heard d saying about d saying that a leopard cannot change its spots? The only reason you always spew rubbish is because you can only but give what you have. In classical latin it is said 'Nemo dat quod non habet'. Personally, i expect nothing brilliant from you knowing you will always cloak your failures and brain incapacitation with claims of jesting about everything. You and i however know the truth. Your limitatons are caused by arrested mental development.

cheekybrit:

Lol, try again, Nigerian men, kpele , I don't need to brag about my looks or who I am or what I have, I know what I know, I still say majority of you Nigerian men are ugly and they have a mental disease lol, and freshie I am not,  and since most of Nigeria is a dump its not surprising that majority of men look the way they do, I have no time to worry about grammer or punctuation in my posts, its only nairaland not trying to impress anybody

Nigerian men=Fail

My-Key:

Don't take the Mickey with me mate.

You know how it is, now.

It's not only Europe, it's the same in America; F train to Kew Gardens, E train to Manhattan, jump into a Metro bus to the other side of town, wash dishes in Ethiopian restaurant, another bus to Coney Island where you dress up in a ridiculous costume to be a "clown"  for little brats who kick you about, then some "gig" in the evening at some care givers home (CNA),  and weekends DJeying at "African" parties at some African nightclub in Brooklyn, then back to the E train, F train, back to the tiny apartment in Jamaica that you share with three other mofos that you cannot even stand-----and those are the lucky ones, with papers.

I seriously don't know how undocumented immigrants survive.

There's much more to life.

PEACE

cheekybrit:

Oh my , My-key, please tell me that is not you in the pic, Oh dear, now I know why you're mad, I think you are the epic fail , this is what I'm talking about, uglier than ugly, no swagger, ugh man, sorry, I do not even have a picture up in my profile so how can you tell me the way I look is an epic fail you look like you are really struggling to survive wherever you are, sorry mate, better times ahead, you're hoping ahaha

^^THEY PREFER THOSE ABROAD BUT CHANGE THEIR MIND AFTER THEIR VISA FAILURES^^



THE PROCESS IS THIS;

THE GUY HOOKS THE GAL UP
COMES BACK TO NAIJA WITH FULL FORCE
BUYS A CAR HE WOULD USE WHILE HERE EITHER BY FAMILY SUPPORT OR ALL HIS SAVINGS JUST TO IMPRESS
HE GOES AROUND WITH MUCH NOISE(THE LADIES LOVE NOISE NA)
HE SAGS AND WYNS HIS TONGUE
HE DROPS SOME DOUGH AND ENGAGE THE GAL
HE F-U-C-K-S THE HELL OUTA HER SPORADICALLY
GETS HER PREGANANT AND DUMP HER IN NAIJA
PROMISES HER TO BRING HER OVER IN WEEKS(MOST TIMES A MILLION WEEK PASSES AND NO NEWS)
SELLS THE SAME CAR AT AUCTION TO RAISE MONEY FOR FLY BACK
GETS THERE AND RESUME HIS MENIAL JOB(GARDNER, DRIVER, GATE MAN. MORTUARY ATTENDANT ETC)
THE GALS ALWAYS KEEPS CONTACT AND REMAINS HOPEFUL
GALS PARENTS ARE WORRIED AND SENDS A MISSION TO FIND OUT REALITY
THEY GET THERE AND SEE THE GUY IS WORSE THAN A PRIMARY ONE TEACHER IN NAIJA AND HAS ANOTHER WIFE FAT AS AN ELEPHANT(VISA WIFE)
THE NEWS REACHES THE GAL WHO IS ALREADY M-E-SS-ING UP IN NAIJA
SHE FAINTS
DA DOCTOR TRIES TO RESUSCITATE HER TO NO AVAIL.
SHE IS GONE.


OJU KOKORO!!!!!

Sky-walker:


Haha. Dont worry.Reading from the slangs you use which i find peculiar with some here and the type of life you know,I am not going to bother replying you.You just showed me the type of people you roll with.

cheekybrit:

Lol, try again, Nigerian men, kpele , I don't need to brag about my looks or who I am or what I have, I know what I know, I still say majority of you Nigerian men are ugly and they have a mental disease lol, and freshie I am not, and since most of Nigeria is a dump its not surprising that majority of men look the way they do, I have no time to worry about grammer or punctuation in my posts, its only nairaland not trying to impress anybody

Nigerian men=Fail

cheekybrit:

Good for you, hope you enjoyed the wedding and got the girls number, I agree Naija girls in Naija look really good when they want to and can put other UK girls to shame, no disputing that at all, but for the guys, majority are busted

you can bet all you like about what I look like or the level of my education, I don't care what you think, my life is good, and as for visa's or whatever I don't need a visa dear I have my red passport thanks, I don't need to "form" as you guys put it

don't get me wrong people I love Nigeria and always enjoy visiting my family but you guys over there you don't represent at all, if the girls can do it why can't you guys? you're just all crap

good day

My-Key:

Are ya takin' the piss again, mate?  I lived in Edgeworth Crescent NW4 for a bit. On and off you see.

On the other hand, look at your Hood.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzA6Ww2Qfds

Sky-walker:

I dont stay in London.I never enjoyed staying in london because its over populated and too much traffic. I stay outside london.

Scash:

jeeez, now, i'ld talk such dt i dnt xceed your brain capacity, ok?
Wen u said 9ja based guys r rough n smelly, yellow eyes dusty foot, were u refferin to d relatives of urs dt u met wen u went to 9ja or r u just bein naturally silly, thinkin u've seen all d guys in 9jria n dey all look n dress alike?

Really, am nt goin to ask u to go to Nigeria, to open your eyes n deprived mind, and behold d beauty of its inhabitants. . . U wld still nt undastand n u wld still run your diahorea infested mouth.

White ladies return from 9ja n comment ceaselessly praisin n adorin dis guys n dia u are omo baba oni cement talkin nonsense. SMH jooor

olaojo:

I wounder why a working class lady will keep demanding what her  father was not able to provide her, they keep puting men off with dis attitude even at the age of 28yrs and above, what do you have to say all.

Mr, Cork:

NIGERIAN BASED GUYS PROTESTING AGAINST UK/U.S   GUYS STEALING THEIR WOMEN!!

PROTEST LEAD BY REALITY101 &  MRS CHIMA

Mr, Cork:

OK. When waz the last time in Nigeria anyone ever had 3 full course meal in a day, NEVER!!

even Your police men have pot belly & they eat only corn!! (no ofenise)

Sky-walker:

Haba. A lot of people still get 3 meals a day. i dont think we have to go about dissing each other just because some women are interested in dating guys abroad.its obvious what most of them are after. i just find it funny when people diss other people just to make themselves feel better.
some people live posh life both in Nigeria and abroad while some dont. Just because people know a lot of people who dont does not give them rights to say everyone is suffering abroad.

Mr, Cork:

OK. When waz the last time in Nigeria anyone ever had 3 full course meal in a day, NEVER!!

even Your police men have pot belly & they eat only corn!! (no ofenise)

Sky-walker:

Haba. A lot of people still get 3 meals a day. i dont think we have to go about dissing each other just because some women are interested in dating guys abroad.its obvious what most of them are after. i just find it funny when people diss other people just to make themselves feel better.
some people live posh life both in Nigeria and abroad while some dont. Just because people know a lot of people who dont does not give them rights to say everyone is suffering abroad.

huh!  which posh life? i guess eating Corn is posh! 

My-Key:

Pictures don't lie. SUFFERING!!!!!