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[quote author=Kingsmeal post=130558978]A President of a country 1000 times better than Nigeria opted for commercial flight.

But the President of one big for nothing country still battling with inflation, citizens lacking calcium, using Cucumber for stew due to high cost of tomatoes is proposing for a new jet. Despite splashing billions of dollars on a house for a V.P that doesn't know his left from Right.

Dear Bayo Onanuga, did the New Zealand President die?

The annoying part of this whole New jet thing is that, this Lagos builder has a private jet that he used in flying to France on every Eke market day. Yet he doesn't want to use that his jet for any of his travels as President. Unless a new one is bought.

Yet they preach patience up and down from the citizens.. It's well!![Nigerians are just something else when it comes to issues like this]

[idiot]There was nothing wrong in what God's Servant Pst Paul Eneche did in trying to question the Testimony of our Sister as it didnt sound right.

Probably due to stage freight or something of that nature, our sister made some Error in testifying what God did for her.

To GOD be the Glory , Every doubt has been Cleared.
Sister sorry for the inconveniences. It is one of the things done to Ensure every doubts are cleared.


98% of those complaning and making noise are people who do not even care about GOD.
They just want to make noise and find a way to insult the Church.


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[idiot=Righteousness2 post=129456611]There was nothing wrong in what God's Servant Pst Paul Eneche did in trying to question the Testimony of our Sister as it didnt sound right.

Probably due to stage freight or something of that nature, our sister made some Error in testifying what God did for her.

To GOD be the Glory , Every doubt has been Cleared.
Sister sorry for the inconveniences. It is one of the things done to Ensure every doubts are cleared.


98% of those complaning and making noise are people who do not even care about GOD.
They just want to make noise and find a way to insult the Church.


[/quote]

[August 13 na expiry date]
Good day NL

Please don't air me. I paid my last rent in September, September 17th to be precise. When is my rent suppose to expire, is it not September the following year?

How come they are counting August?

If you do your birthday March 5, are you celebrating your next year birthday by February 5?
OR
When a new child is born on Monday and named Monday the following week, why didn't the naming be held on Sunday..

We calculate everything right but when it comes to rent, we draw the line?

Please come to my rescue and explain because I don't understand again.

When is my rent suppose to expire I need clarification. Thank you.

I put to you that this bolt driver is not innocent .

The police should tortured him and watch him confess all his evil deeds .

As long as I’m alive, I can never trust a man not even a Nigerian man.

Biko!! Torture him!!!

[You must be psychologically impaired to make such statement, or you're in connivance with the so called driver with this your statement.]

Pervert alert...lolzzz

Grace001:
Shameless woman…

When her son grow up and have access to internet, he will watch her mom video. And see dićk thrusting in and out of her mom creamy pusśy

[Lolzzz...e pain am...say Ronaldo come back manutd...sotay you no fit spell the short form of Manchester United....Ode!! author=Davash222 post=105237266]Presently, Ronaldo is bigger and greater than Manure and Ole, Why stoop so low



Manure is dead and gone, and there's nothing Ronaldo or anyone can do to revive a dead club![/quote]

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Simply cut it and go over to the owner and give it back.

Wetin the state do to help his cause when he had nothing.

UndauntedYOCA:
He's from Vandeikya and his LGA is that bad? How do some rich people neglect the state they're from?

Fucking true...first hand experience.

Ayomideayo:
they haf break our uncle heart
Guys, dont you ever fall in love with a girl that just got heartbroken, any intimacy of any kind you might have during that time, my bros forget it...shes just trying to use you to forget her ex...

Jeez man...it is well.

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady[/quote]

You sure say no be soft porn dem wan act??

GISTBL0G:
Toyin Lawani and Pretty Mike struck as unusual pose during a recent photoshoot.

Toyin shared the photo to Instagram. In it, she's seen sitting on Pretty Mike's head while clad in revealing lingerie.

As for Pretty Mike, he covered himself with a hat.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B37LYEUhnbi

Gist from Gistmore
http://gistmore.com/toyin-lawani-sits-on-pretty-mikes-in-raunchy-photoshoot

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Thank you

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I have a few ideas of my own but I need professional advisors or experienced persons input.

I will appreciate every single post in help of this endeavour. God bless you all.

Hell hath no fury... The woman in the obituary murdered her family in a fit of anger by sliting the children's throats and stabbing the husband recently in Benue state.. FEAR WOMAN o... Serious prayers/counselling when you want to choose "forever after" woman.

An Organisation in the betting/gaming industry is urgently in need of an admin clerk... no cognate experience needed but if experienced its an added advantage.

Gender: Preferably Female, guys can also apply.

Qualifications: maximum OND, but B.sc can apply.

Details of job Description will be given during the pre-interview.

Location: Makurdi, Benue State.

if interested kindly send a mail to hyperdeji@gmail.com or lawrence_adenusi@hotmail.com with your cover letter and CV.

this is majorly for Makurdi residents ...so if you know someone or you reside in makurdi kindly send your mail. you'll definitely be called.

good luck.

Yes o your smartiness

Colourich:
Yes you have to fear us, especially we the smart ones.

Fear Woman o

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daejavuu:
Relationship expert, Joro Olumofin has shared the below shocking email & screenshots one of his followers sent to him, narrating how he found out that his pregnant wife was planning to go see a man at a hotel, after he promised to buy her an iPhone Xs.

In their conversation, the man also sent her his manhood picture.

Read the screenshots below:

Relationship expert, Joro Olumofin has shared the below shocking email & screenshots one of his followers sent to him, narrating how he found out that his pregnant wife was planning to go see a man at a hotel, after he promised to buy her an iPhone Xs.

In their conversation, the man also sent her his manhood picture.

Read the screenshots below:

Kanu Nwankwo’s wife, Amara and his fans have continued to shower encomiums on the football legend who turned 42 on Wednesday.
Kanu, who is the first Nigerian football player to be named ‘African Player of the Year’ twice, is regarded as one of Nigeria’s greatest sportsmen.
His wife Amara, with whom he celebrated 14 years anniversary in July, wrote on her Instagram page @amarakanu; “Oh look what 1st August brought us. Happy birthday to you champ @kingkanu4. You are loved.”
Similarly, elated fans also took to twitter to send birthday wishes while they listed his achievements and career highlights.
They commented wildly under his post on Twitter through his handle @papilokanu. He wrote, “I thank God. Happy birthday to me.”
@MistaYawan tweeted, “Happy birthday to the man that made me fall in love with Arsenal.”
@Bimbogramm said, “He is one of the greatest ever Africans to play in the premier league.
He is the most decorated Nigerian player of all time. Happy birthday Kanu Nwankwo. Let us celebrate this legend.”
@Okueyunungo said, “HBD the great papilo. You have indeed made us proud.”
@iam_toror wrote, “Happy birthday Arsenal and Super Eagles legend. More life.”
@bitrus_dang tweeted, “Happy birthday to Nigeria’s soccer hero. Atlanta ’96.”
@Dejiogunsanya said, “Papilo, I know say one day you go make us proud. HBD @Arsenal. Legend.
The legendary Kanu was a member of the Nigerian national team from 1994 to 2010, making his debut in friendly against Sweden.
At the start of his career, Kanu was instrumental to Nigeria’s overall success at the 1993 FIFA U-17 tournament in Japan and their subsequent 2–1 victory over Ghana in the final.
He also took part in winning the Olympic gold in the football event at 1996 Olympics in Atlanta, where he scored the winning goal in the 4-3 semi-final win over Brazil.
He also played for the Dutch side Ajax, Inter Milan of Italy, and English clubs Arsenal, West Bromwich Albion and Portsmouth.
Kanu has won the UEFA Champions League medal, UEFA Cup medal, three FA Cup Winners Medals and two African Player of the Year awards and the Premier League.

A certain twitter user identified as ‘@S_O_E_B’ has taken to the platform to reveal she has a crush on an Uber driver whom she said dropped her lastly.

The young lady who could not hold her love for him cried out on the platform saying she won’t mind marrying him and no matter how much she has a crush on him, she won’t call him but be admiring him from afar as she isn’t sure he feels the same way for her.

Read tweet below;

A student of Adeyemi College of Education, Ondo, Oluwaseun Ajila was on Thursday evening reportedly killed by unknown persons in Ijoka area of Akure, the Ondo State capital.
It was gathered that the 20-year-old who was also a model was allegedly raped by her assailants in her mother’s house before she was murdered.
According to reports, the lifeless body of Oluwaseun who is also known as Fiona among her peers was found by her mother, Mrs. Yemisi Ajayi who raised the alarm after returning from work.
One of the residents of Sunday Bustop, Ijoka road, Akure where the incident happened, stated that Oluwaseun is the only daughter of her mother who was set to attend her convocation coming up next week Wednesday at Adeyemi College of Education, Ondo.
The source who preferred anonymity said the mother of the deceased returned from work and met her daughter’s lifeless body on the floor in the pool of her blood.
“There were wounds on her body which indicated that someone must have fought with her inside the room and stabbed her to death.”
Confirming the incident, the Police Public Relations Officer, Ondo State Command, Femi Joseph, said the late girl’s mother reported the matter to the police.
He said: “The bereaved mother suspected her daughter’s boyfriend, because he had a misunderstanding with the girl recently.”
He added that investigation had commenced on the incident and that perpetrators would be brought to book.
The police have since arrested Oluwaseun’s boyfriend, Ebenezer Adedimola, over the incident.

Source : Dailypost.ng

They should just sack mourinho Abeg.

God bless you very stupid mentality... I'm sure to an extent that majority of the people that liked this post are small children... Who don't know Jack about politics and where naija is coming from.

geometricaxis:
95 people liked this post and so you can see why Nigerian youths are useless and why Nigeria will never emerge from Darkness.

OK so he should be keeping the money and wait for the campaign abi?? You want him to do this all by himself and don't expect him to be tempted to loot the treasury to recoop, he definitely has other responsibilities and duties, this is a national issue and he expects the input of the electorate which is not compulsory. This will show how willing Nigerian want to removed all these recycled leaders and old men.

IllegalMoney:
He wan deceive us like Buhari
Fela Durotoye charges about 2 million Naira to give motivational speech at event
He charges over 5 million Naira from cooperate organization to offer mentorship training to their staff

Fela Durotoye is a SCAM like BUHARI

nanauju:
90s kids will never know much about Shakur

I'm telling you.

I miss Tupac Shakur.