₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,328,415 members, 8,435,579 topics. Date: Monday, 29 June 2026 at 12:05 AM

Toggle theme

Daewoorazer's Posts

Nairaland ForumDaewoorazer's ProfileDaewoorazer's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 (of 98 pages)

LiteratureThe Bleeding Stone - A Story By Olatubosun by daewoorazer(op):
This book is protected by copyright.
No part of it should be copied or used without the prior knowledge of the author.

Mynd44


Chapter 1

Suddenly I felt all alone, like I was the only one in the middle of a natural thick forest. The darkness was thick I could barely see my own body. My heart could hardly do what it’s designated for. I gasped for breath like an amateur drowning at the heart of a dead lake. Drops of hot sweat trailed from my forehead down my eyes, grave pains stung as they entered my eyes.



Gbi! Gbi! Gbi!
I began hearing thuds of what seemed like slow coordinated steps from giant feet. Every second, the thump of its feet against the ground grew louder and felt nearer by each thud, whatever it was kept moving closer towards me. Then I realized I was lying down on my back and I couldn’t run. I wasn’t tied up yet it felt I was chained in shackles.
“What kind of moment is this?”
“Lord, if it is your will, let this big mug just pass me over!”



As these two thoughts run through my mind, I struggled the more but it was as if I was in shackles. My voice battled for strength to yell but no my voice never sent me. I was weak. Though my mouth moved, all was a futile attempt. That moment I felt the pains of a dumb. Each of my forelimbs was heavier than an Iroko tree. My legs were twice as heavy, could my mind be playing me?


At last I submitted, as that hymn “nearer my Lord to thee, nearer my Lord” played at the back of my mind. By this moment whatever haunted me was very close to me, I can feel its warmth. I could barely turn my head yet I managed to catch a glimpse. It looked like a dead body, which had been buried for 7 days, the creature was luminous. The flesh of its face was filled with pores and the inhabitant of each of those pores were well fed maggot. The lips have been well fed on exposing what it was meant to protect – teeth. Its incisors were well developed and foot of its mouth was a black as that of a black mamba. The absence of lips caused saliva to anoint his body freely. It was a tall creature with giant legs, finally it moved to attack. It surged its head backwards as to gain enough strength to aim its bite towards my neck, and lo, I woke up.



“What could I wait for?”
I thought. The bed I was lying upon seemed like it had been drenched from 10 litres of water. Do I seem to care? I traced my position on the bed I was to get my feet on ground so I could run out of that room as fast as I could. I managed to locate the door, flung it open and reached for the sole sibling I have.
Ejibamikale!
Ejibamikale oooo!!
Baba mi! Baba mi!!
Iya Eyinlaaro! Iya Eyinlaaro!!
(My name is Eyinlaaro and address my mother as a third person.)



The realization I had been left alone in that kind of situation sparked up anger in me.
“How could they have done this to me?”

PoliticsRe: Calling A Nationwide Protest: Is Nigeria Mature For It? by daewoorazer(m): 10:21am On Jan 25, 2017
[b]

[color=#995500]This ain't about PDP or APC, the rally if possible should escalate to violence. Let all the political office holders be shown the heat of d #zanga.

They travel to developed cities and they know how things are done. But no, na padipadi government dey go do. All their kids study abroad while they sparingly fund our education sector.

Buhari will travel out to get treated, what's d problem with him? Are our doctors incapable or you have just been cursed to always travel out for treatment.


Peace rally seriously? That was what the leaders gave us to avert the wrath of the masses.


America may be developed today, they have gone through numerous violence protests.


This is a call for the brave. We don't need people who will shiver at the sight of soldiers. We want the people who carry the spirits of the Turkish who don't give A flying fvck about soldiers.


This is a dark song, to gear our minds to be motivated to a Dark rally. This is my song.




#zanga[/color]

[/b]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Could This Be True ( UBA) by daewoorazer(m): 5:25pm On Jan 24, 2017
emmanuelbrown26:
uncle am highly highly interested, pls how do i contact u, i pm you pls reply. thanks

[color=#995500]My mail is up there sir[/color]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Could This Be True ( UBA) by daewoorazer(m): 3:10pm On Jan 24, 2017
rhymxkid:
I plan on coming to Ibadan next week sir and Yes I have a basic knowledge if computer. pls can you drop your contact details so we could have a better rapport privately....mine is rhymxbreather@gmail.com
[color=#995500]
daewoorazer201@gmail.com[/color]
CrimeRe: Auchi Poly Student Dupes White Woman Of $267,000 by daewoorazer(m): 1:42pm On Jan 24, 2017

[color=#995500]
Maga-ing that maga Woman isn't what's bad, but refusing to let go of auchi to d extent of tracing you till apprehension. [/color]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Could This Be True ( UBA) by daewoorazer(m): 1:27pm On Jan 24, 2017
Damzed:
Pls am interested in that line of production. I stay in lag and I have basic knowledge of pc
[color=#995500]If you want to know about production, it's a different thing. Graphics ends on the PC, printing/production involves complex processes and machines. To learn the latter, you need on the field experience.
[/color]
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Could This Be True ( UBA) by daewoorazer(m): 11:25am On Jan 24, 2017
rhymxkid:
pls am interested in this ...pls kindly drop your contact details in my email sir . rhymxbreather@gmail.com ..thank you sir.

[color=#995500]you are far bro, my press is located in Ibadan and Badagry, Lagos.
Do u have a PC?

Do you have d basic knowledge of computer? [/color]
RomanceRe: Did You Know? by daewoorazer(m): 10:47am On Jan 22, 2017
[color=#995500]And so we bought the English values hook, line and fvcking sinker[/color]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Dies In London!!! - METRO-UK by daewoorazer(m): 9:59pm On Jan 21, 2017
[color=#995500]Will you sharap?! [/color]
CrimeRe: Police Arrest Female Suspect Who Cleans Expiry Date On Food Products by daewoorazer(m): 9:50pm On Jan 21, 2017
[color=#995500]Came here to check name

Wasn't surprised

They are the honourable Yeastern flatttheads, Hairy jews[/color]
EducationRe: 10 Times Your Brain Must Have Deceived You. by daewoorazer(m): 8:51pm On Jan 21, 2017
[color=#995500]This is coool[/color]
PoliticsRe: Buhari Official's Son, 26, Raped And Killed A prostitute In UK (photos) by daewoorazer(m): 6:24pm On Jan 21, 2017
[color=#995500]FTC dedicated to all real niggaz




Meanwhile, he has forgotten he ain't in naija no more.


Please tell him to maintain bearded gang while in d cell and to make judicious use of his a$$.

#zanga[/color]
PoliticsRe: Commissioner’s Driver Remanded For Beating FRSC Officials (pic) by daewoorazer(m): 9:00am On Jan 19, 2017
[color=#995500]Big for nothing buffalo....see your back for ground.

Buhari wey u fit handle dey there, u dey fight agbero polithiefian. Heeeee goaaaaat![/color]
PropertiesRe: 5 Cheapest Cities To Live In Nigeria by daewoorazer(m): 7:11am On Jan 19, 2017
[color=#995500]Ibadan kini so? [/color]
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian Vice President resigns as Jammeh remains defiant by daewoorazer(m):
[color=#995500]Is it only me?

She resemble Iya cele[/color]
RomanceRe: I Need Help by daewoorazer(m): 8:23pm On Jan 18, 2017
Catalin:
He is a guy o


[color=#995500]So u also ofcourse missed d sarcasm there...


Im talking in regards of his parents... Wasted sperm things[/color]
RomanceRe: I Need Help by daewoorazer(m): 2:30pm On Jan 18, 2017
BluntMadmoiselle:
You should re-read the Op's post grin

[color=#995500]
No you shld understand sarcasm [/color]
RomanceRe: I Need Help by daewoorazer(m): 1:11pm On Jan 18, 2017
[color=#995500]Haaaaaaa

Say no to unprotected sex and unwanted pregnancy [/color]
PoliticsRe: Flights Diversion: FG To Spend N1.1bn On Logistics by daewoorazer(m): 1:02pm On Jan 18, 2017
[color=#995500]FTC to all real niggaz out there


Fvck whatever they wanna spend their money on... The jets they've been spending money on nko, no dem kill innocent pikins? undecided[/color]
Foreign AffairsRe: Gambian's President, Jammeh Declares State Of Emergency by daewoorazer(m): 11:01am On Jan 18, 2017
[color=#995500]Now why won't Europeans call us black monkeys?


That was how one e-diot lashed out at us asking wetin jet dey do for our hand....


I am in shame....



God, I pray thee, upgrade your software o so that we can choose wch country to be born into[/color]
CareerRe: Friends Take Picture Of Dying Student Thinking She Was Doing The #deadpose chall by daewoorazer(m): 10:50am On Jan 18, 2017
[color=#995500]...what goes around comes around... never forgot this kids... [/color]
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: Topless Woman Grabs Donald Trump Manhood by daewoorazer(m): 10:46am On Jan 18, 2017
K
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 10:41am On Jan 18, 2017
jfleece:
we gat a list of like 6 counties for now.. My guy go add more next week.. Just bring clients come... D price ranges frm 1m to South Africa which is 250k..

[color=#995500]daewoorazer201@gmail.com

Send me ur modus operandi[/color]
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 10:19am On Jan 18, 2017
jfleece:
no lele baba.. We go still relate na.... If u get clients wey wan travel out.. Hit me up. Wen e pure u give u ur cut..

[color=#995500]
Countries like and how much... ?? [/color]
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 9:26am On Jan 18, 2017
ashala:
haaaaaaa haaaaaaa grin cheesy wink smiley

[color=#995500]Oga Boss .... Nawa for u ooooo.... No be true talk? [/color]
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 8:59am On Jan 18, 2017
jfleece:
imo state for now

[color=#995500]Aww..u far from here bossman...im someplace near Lagos [/color]
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 8:55am On Jan 18, 2017
northvietnam:
baba.... Twaleeee.... dem born u wellaaaa
Aswear


[color=#995500]Baba mi... Your excellency! [/color]
Education5 Things Your Acts Of Cleanliness/antiseptic acts Doesn't Interprete To! by daewoorazer(op):
[color=#995500]




Listen and listen good, you don't actually have to be a scientist to know That the little acts of cleanliness or Better paraphrased say antiseptic acts of ours doesn't make us completely free of microbes, NO. The way our body works is such that our white blood cells and other immune system soldiers have a certain capacity, as far as the load of foreign particles(microbes) do not exceed this so-called capacity, we are still good to go our daily routines. However Not, once this threshold is reached, our immune system breaks down and that's when we develop ailments.

Conclusively, d summary of my epistle is the fact that you being healthy Or careful isn't a guarantee you are devoid of d causative agent Of some ailments e g malaria.


NOTE: threshold varies from individual to individual, what kills Mr. A may not just be strong enough to worry Mr. B


1. Handwashing rids your hand totally of microbes:

OK, seriously drop that mentality off your head. These intruders (microbes) are so tiny they reside in the crevices inbetween your skin folds, pores, name it. No matter how hard you try to wash them away, there will always be some enjoying citizenship.

I am not saying this action is useless, no it's efficient as to reducing the load of microbes off your hands.



2. You not having malaria over a long period of time means there ain't no plasmodium in your blood stream.

Plasmodium spp is d causative agent for malaria. It's a bacterium and it's carried about by mosquitoes. I know some of you can boast of living beyond 4 or 5 years without treating malaria, pull it off man, go for test and don't be surprised you will test positive. The load ain't just right yet to cause you serious malaria.


3. I have never had typhoid fever, I think I have been very careful not to have Ingested infected food.

Don't flatter yourself too much, your load is just still below your immune threshold, so do well in continuing to watch what enters via ur oesophagus.


4. My family members all contracted Apollo but I didn't. I managed to avoid eye contact.

Yes you didn't literally, but scientifically you are perhaps a carrier. You may reach your office the following morning and still dish it out to innocent colleagues. Then it begs d question 'who brought this into office? ' my dear, na you.

You've been a carrier only since the microbial load in your eyes ain't enough to compromise your immunity, however, those little boys only did well in chilling in your eyeballs till they could get to colleagues whose immunities will give in easily.


5. I don't have skin infections, thanks to my acts of cleanliness (frequent baths WIth dettol)

My friend, like I said above, if you like, bathe in Omo or hypo, you'd still have them on your skin. Bathing doesn't totally rid you of these microbes, it only helps you fix microbial load so that your immune system won't give in someday.



Now that you have known, do well to enlighten others.


You may add yours too.


#zanga
[/color]

Lalasticlala
Mynd44
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m): 11:40pm On Jan 17, 2017
jfleece:
I like smart dudes like u... Hit me up for a bottle of royal whiskey..
[color=#995500]
Brother, i dedicate my FTC to you.... Whr do u reside[/color]
RomanceRe: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by daewoorazer(m):
[color=#995500]
FTC.. Dedicated to all real niggaz reppin!




How about you buy her more stuffs, literally assume d position of a maga boyfriend, spend all ur hard earned cash on buying her chocolates and pata. angry


U don't know u dey spoil Market For other real niggaz...

Just so u know, d patas u buy today, niggaz will remove it tomao.




Make I free u small, stop doing like yemi my lover, where u shld have assumed d position of a boyfriend shld be in gestures(kissing, caressing... Anything dat disturbs her).... Not spending

Some gals don't do d toasting and yes parole





#zanga[/color]
RomanceRe: Cameltoes For Your Weekend, So Phat by daewoorazer(m): 1:17pm On Jan 14, 2017
[color=#995500] shocked

This is one m.fvcking elephant toe[/color]

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 (of 98 pages)